Watching a couple at the bar actively try to find a third. One is on Grindr while the other is on sniffies and they keep showing each other profiles. I’m obsessed.
Absolutely j’adore when someone introduces me as Ryan and there’s total silence and then they go “you may know him as Rude Polaroids” and the girls go OHHHHH hi!
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Each year the first thing I do when I wake up is take a Polaroid of myself. It reminds me of where I am currently and the year I’ve had. 27 has been incredible and I’m so grateful to all of my people.
My dad got me this at the Van Gogh museum thinking it was a long bathrobe, but when I put it on we started crying.
“It looks like I’d buy this for my mistress, not my son”
I love Frank 😭