Me: Watches a video on James Charles / Tati
Youtube: HERES A VID ON EYESHADOW
Me: No wait-
Youtube: HOTTEST LIPSTICKS FOR SPRING
Me: I was just-
Youtube Ad: BUY THIS MAKEUP AND YOU WILL BE THE PRETTIEST GIRL!
Me: How pretty we talkin?
How to get people to comment on your YouTube video:
❌ Tell people to comment
❌ Ask an interesting question
❌ Say something controversial
✔️ Mispronounce a word
Me: OK time to record a new video
Yugo, literally throwing an empty bottle into the air and catching it, and then chewing: let me play you the song of my people
Puppy:
shits on floor
bites your feet
whines all night
destroys your shoe
Human:
whos a good boy??? YOU ARE! 🐕 😘
OMG YOU CUTE PUPPY DAWWGGG 💕💖
do you want a treat? ❤💟
i literally love you more than other humans 😍💓
I got 62M podcast listens in 2021, and ranked
#32
in comedy podcasts in the US, but somehow Spotify doesn't have enough data for my Spotify Wrapped.
Kind of disappointing.
its so weird that there isn't a keyboard command to reverse capitalization
like i should be able to highlight this sentence and press ctrl + CAPS to switch the capitalization of all the letters
Every Reddit Mod in every stickied Post:
THIS EXAMPLE is what deserves an upvote
THIS EXAMPLE is what deserves a downvote
Everybody: Just votes how they were gonna vote anyway
FBI: PUT DOWN THE BURRITO, NOW!
Me: What? It's a burrito...
FBI: BURRITOS ARE ILLEGAL *BLAM BLAM BLAM*
Me: Bleeding out, looking up at FBI agent sneering down at me
FBI: Enjoy your burritos... IN HELL! *BLAM*
We're decided we're not going to pay you for your 8 hour work day today.
But good news! You can appeal the process, and if it passes you will get paid for all of the following hours you work today. The review process typically takes 10-12 hours.
#IfYoutubeWereYourBoss
@brookehouts
I have a puppy who interrupts my YT videos all the time. It can get annoying, but there are so many better ways to approach it instead of getting violent.
Here's how a real dog owner deals with a disruptive puppy:
@rslashyt
Aahh I hope you don't mind that I made this little character thingy for you inspired by your icon-logo thing qwq I just got really inspired randomly so yeet have this bean- QwQ I hope you like it, congrats on how quickly you've grown! <33
@BarricadeOG
Now that you've watched all of my vids, the next level of ascension is to have a computer run my "all videos" playlist 24/7 for maximum ad revenue
@titchy_totoro
I don't do many TIFUs because the topic tends not to perform very well on my channel compared to other subreddits, and when I actually do a TIFU video it often gets flagged because so many TIFUs are sexual in nature.