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Royce du Pont

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The Uncancellable Man®, Father of the DUPONT Approach, Author of “The Man At The Helm,” Wielder of the Zeitgeist

Joined May 2021

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*An employee walks into his boss’s office* Employee: “I’d like a raise, sir.” Boss: “Go on.” Employee: “I’ve been the top performing salesman at our company for three years. I’m the first one in ever morning and the last one—” Boss: “Done.” Employee: “Really?” Boss: “On one

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If aliens don’t exist then why did my uncle have sex with me when I was 9?

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Let's run a quick scenario...

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Growth mindset.

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Family is everything.

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Thank you to everyone who came out at UC Boulder. Here’s a snippet of what you missed.

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If you think porn is bad for the brain, watch this...

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AI is the only friend you need.

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"Karens" don't exist. They were made up by big restaurant corporations to deter customers from complaining about their meals.

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“Pressure makes diamonds”™️

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“Cancel Culture” is a social construct, a figment of your imagination. It’s not actually there.

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I’ve been staring at the sun for two days straight and haven’t seen shit. #fakenews

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Something to keep in mind next time your opposition tries to belittle you:

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Use this one simple technique to win the board room over.

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Tale as old as time...

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Teddy Roosevelt once said “Speak softly and carry a big gun; you will go far.”

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If you don't have multiple personality disorders then you're not working at my company. It's that simple.

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It was long and painful, but I can now confirm that it is in fact possible to achieve post-nut clarity through edging.

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If your body is a temple, then so is your business!

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Here's your Royce du-PROMPT OF THE DAY: You're at a business dinner and the client's wife is being a huge fucking bitch. What do you do?

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@TateNews_ “I like your initiative. You’re hired.”

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Negotiating with the government is no different from negotiating with another business.

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When in doubt, divert.

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Pregnant. Crippled. Incarcerated. I’ll negotiate with anyone.

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You can learn from just about anything.

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An employee walks into his boss’s office… Employee: “Hello, sir. I’d like a raise.” Boss: “Can’t do it. Beat it.” Employee: “But I need this raise.” Boss: “I said beat it, Royce.” *Employee pulls out gun and presses it to boss’s temple* Employee: “How about now?” Boss:

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If you don’t have a perfect bracket, you’re not working at my company. It’s called standards.

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I haven’t watched porn in four days.

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When your back’s against the wall, use this simple technique to turn the tables on your interlocutor

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Business is a matter of life and death.

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Time to wake up, America.

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“You never want to be the smartest person in the room.” That’s why I surround myself with dementia patients.

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If you can’t even take yourself seriously, then why would the customer?! #business #sales #motivation #eyecontact #hog

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*A man and woman walk into their HR department* HR Rep: "You two know why I called you in here?" Woman: "I'm assuming it's because we've been seeing each other and--" HR Rep: "I asked lover boy over here." Man: "Look, Royce, can we settle this outside of work? This is clearly

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Success is an addiction.

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My father once told me “Son, you’re addiction to porn is unlike anything I’ve ever seen. Your mother and I are genuinely worried about you.” Ten years later… I have a Fortune 500 company, an 8-digit 401k, 11 friends, and a platinum subscription to Brazzers. Still worried, dad?

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Successful entrepreneurs don’t courtesy flush. Established CEOs don’t flush at all. I don’t even wipe.

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Here’s a little Monday motivation for everyone. Can’t believe it’s been a year since I gave this talk in Portland…

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A recent Stanford study showed that the average man masturbates three times as much as the average woman. And people still wonder why there are more male CEOs than female CEOs…

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People are always asking me “Royce, why do we tip waiters?” and every time I smile and reply “Well, it’s kind of a funny story…”

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I was supposed to be on “Love on the Spectrum” but had a scheduling conflict

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The service industry can be a tricky world to navigate — especially as a consumer. Let this parable help guide you going forward…

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@GrantCardone My platinum Brazzers subscription

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*An 11 year-old boy enters his father’s study* Father: “Sit down.” Boy: “What’s goin— ” Father: “Don’t look at me when I’m talking to you.” *The boy averts his gaze* Father: “All you have in this life is your name. Nothing else matters. You hear me?” *The boy nods* Father:

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@Cobratate My favorite part about being rich is that I no longer need human companionship

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Little snippet of my talk on the morality of psychedelics in the work place.

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Clip from my talk in Phoenix last weekend. Thank you everyone for coming out!

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Read that again. #Motivation #Money #Disability

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Are you behind this quarter? Use this tip to get back on track #thedupontmethod

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Today marks my 13th consecutive day without porn (a “hiatus” my therapist prescribed). So far, I have lost control of my company, estranged my fiancée, and my parents have started talking to me again. Lesson: a psychology degree does not make you an authority on porn intake.

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Waking up at 5am every morning and taking cold showers doesn’t make you an “entrepreneur.” Try waking up at 4am and slitting both your wrists then come talk to me.

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@lexfridman I do.

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Fear of failure is an illusion. Don’t make me say it again.

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Should we stop pulling over for ambulances? Discuss.

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Should edging be standard practice for new CEOs? Discuss.

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And you're not allowed to talk about Ted Lasso.

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Looking for book recommendations. Just finished Webster’s Dictionary.

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CEOs should be allowed to board planes before veterans.

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Steve Jobs SLEPT in his office. Elon Musk SLEPT in his office. Pol Pot SLEPT in his office. If you’re not willing to sacrifice sleep, then don’t bother.

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Don’t donate your organs. Donate someone else’s.

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Please respect my privacy at this time.

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@GrantCardone Everything I inherited, I’ve earned.

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@GrantCardone If you call eating tapeworms working out, then yeah I work out.

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Porn taught me everything I know about running a business.

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@GrantCardone I’d blow my brains out.

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*try to* have sex with me

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@GrantCardone Holding the door for others closes the door on you, Grant.

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@GrantCardone Tip a male barista

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@GrantCardone Nope. Wealth is wealth.

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“Royce du Pont is the worst thing to happen to the service industry since COVID” said the guy who works a minimum wage job.

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Teaching is the most toxic profession in America. Period.

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@GrantCardone Double my porn intake.

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The single biggest mistake young entrepreneurs make is paying for porn. If you’re not pirating your porn, there is something fundamentally wrong with you.

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Adam Sandler, Harriet Tubman, John Wilkes Booth, Balsamic Vinegar… What do these four people have in common? They all have their own Wikipedia page.

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@GrantCardone Porn.

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Everyone go pick up a copy of my new book “The Man at the Helm” at Laguardia Airport, Terminal B (in the shop next to the Auntie Anne’s).

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@GrantCardone 2am this morning.

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Coward.

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You don't gotta like me. But you do have to respect me.

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What if told you tipping waiters is unnatural? That it fundamentally opposes human nature?

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@TikTokInvestors Follow for more, neophytes.

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@GrantCardone The Brett Kavanaugh Trials

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@GrantCardone Anyone in the service industry.

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Mediocrity.

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What scares you the most about the world?

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@GrantCardone Trust *no one*

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*Love is Blind*

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@entrapranure @GrantCardone Wise.

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@TacoTrakis You have a keen eye, my friend.

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@Cobratate Favourite*

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@entrapranure Interesting. The only vehicle I pull over for is a penny-farthing.

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@GrantCardone You lost me at “student debt”

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@entrapranure 🙏

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@LocalBateman This is me.

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@entrapranure This snippet was taken from a talk I gave on the morality of psychedelics in the work place. Thank you for sharing.

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