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11 months

For people who are interested in #QSMP but don’t have time to watch hundreds of hours worth of VODs, I’ve created the QSMP VOD Timestamp Archive! The archive includes timestamps for quotes, lore, funny moments, and more!

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#Tubbo : They're saying "Cucurucho"? You MF-ers— #Niki : Oh my god! #Tubbo : "You have committed an illegal act." #Niki : "Classified." "I hope you enjoy your stay on the Island." #Tubbo : I hope you enjoy the Island."

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#Slimecicle : Happy Trans Visibility Day, too! #Slimecicle : O h, t h e r e y o u a r e 👁️👄👁️

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This bit from Jaiden's Miku video reminds me of an old conversation (and a funny / sweet moment) she had with Roier and Mariana on QSMP.

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#Quackity : You have lost Purgatory 2. #Wuant : [Does a sick backflip] #QSMPPurgatory2 #QSMPPurgatory

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10 months

Pac's chat allows viewers to make music requests, which led to this VERY well-timed moment today where Careless Whisper started playing as soon as Pac met back up with Fit. #Hideduo

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2 months

#Roier : Jaiden Animations? Jaiden Manipulations! Oh my god!

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9 months

#Phil : Come to bed… uh, partner. [Cracks up] #Missa : [Also laughing] Sure thing, bro. #Phil : [In a deep voice] Sure thing, bro. Thanks. #Kristin : [In chat] Phil says the exact same thing to me.

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#Tommy : Charlie, because we're both bisexual– #Slimecicle : Dude, wha– [Wheezes] #Tommy : And don't say you're not, Charlie. [Laughs] This is actually the Queer SMP, aka the QSMP! 🌈 #Slimecicle : ...You know, now that I'm thinking about it, I had gaỵ sẹx a LOT on the QSMP. 🤔

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Dono: Rest in peace QSMP, you would've loved pride month. #Phil : Dude, it was Pride Month every day on that server, what are you talking about? Every single day on that server was just Pride. QSMP was just an excuse for Quackity just to flirt with men. Let's be honest.

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#Pac : You did it in the worst possible timing! Everything was– #Bagi : I think we ruined the kiss. #Pac : It– it wasn't the kiss, more– you know? It was– #Tubbo : IT WAS MORE?! ON THE FIRST DATE?! 😱 #Bagi : WE DON'T NEED THE DETAILS! 😰 #Fit : That's not what he meant!!! #Hideduo

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#KongKong : He was kilIed by a baby zombie? #Phil : Yeah, I died to a baby zombie & it was on the news. #YD : Oh, a lot of Korean people know! #Quackity : YEAH Acau said that! They know about your mess-up Phil! #Phil : Nooo I hate this, I wanna die. #Pac : Again? 🤨 #Phil : DUDE–

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#Phil : [Reading a chat message] "Me and my friends were hanging on VR, and want–" You're watching my stream in VR right now? #Phil : 👁️👄👁️

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#Luzu : Thanks gurl 🌸 #Tallulah : slay 💅

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#Fit : So I forget, who are you married to now on this server? #Phil : Missa. But full name is MissaSinfonia. #Fit : So you get away from Mumza on this exotic island & now you’ve got a secret husband? This is uh, very unexpected of you Phil. #Phil : I take RP pretty seriously, Fit.

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4 months

#Mike : I think I know you from somewhere very distant... #Amzet : Yeah, you know who I am? I do know who you are. #Mike : Bobby! Bobby!!! How are you, how are you Bobby? How long has it been?

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#Pac : [Forever] is kinda like in a deep sleep. #Tubbo : Really? #Forever : [Standing up and breaking blocks, very much awake] #Tubbo : HE’S THE MOST UNCONSCIOUS MAN I’VE EVER SEEN! Forever’s coma blooper during the Happy Pills arc, featuring the Morning Crew

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#Cellbit : Why are you immune? That��s insane! #Foolish : I’m too powerful! I’m already one with CHAOS! #Cellbit : You’re immune to pregnancy. #Jaiden : God, I wish. #Cellbit : [Laughs]

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Dono: Do you miss QSMP? #Phil : Yeah! Dono: And if you could, would you change anything like making your lore more of a slow burn? #Phil : If I could change anything, it would be to give the actors and the people that were working behind the scenes a better experience.

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#Jaiden : Hello! He-llo! [Long pause] ...Guys, hello. How are you? I dunno why that one was so awkward I'm sorry! Let me try that again, hold on. [Intro music briefly gets louder] #Jaiden : [In a forced causal voice] HEY! Sh!t, that was worse! [Laughs] Oh dear...

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#Phil : I did obviously talk to the admins to see if they're alright, and they're fine. The Tallulah and Chayanne admin, they're totally fine. They're just sitting tight, just hanging about, waiting. So yeah, we be patient! Phil briefly talked about the QSMP structural changes!

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#Jack : [Reading chat] "I like it" Prezoh! What do you think? How– what does– how does this– Prezoh, you're gay, how does this work for you? Am I now more or less attractive? #Finn & #Tubbo : [Losing it] #Jack : I'm just curious!

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3 months

#Phil : DO YOUR DUOLlNGOS, YOU FCKS! #Phil : SPANISH OR VANISH!

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7 months

#Phil : Alright, are we gonna try and read these? Phil reads the entirety of the (very log) Egg sign train made by Pomme, Dapper, Sunny, Chunsik, and Ramon.

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#Phil : Here comes the Techno bit, please show Techno behind Chayanne. [...] YEAH, HERE HE COMES!!! Phil reacts to a beautiful QSMP animation (made by @Smallgrassman ) that covers his Ender King possession arc!

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#Mine : Hey Pac! #Pac : Oh no... I can't believe Mine and Mike kissed while cosplaying (cubito) Fit & Pac in front of Pac LMAOOOOO, the poor guy got so red. 😂 #Hideduo

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#Cucurucho : To receive your prize, you must avoid dying for 5 minutes. They will try to kiIl you. #Phil : NO MAMES— #Cucurucho : Run. After getting jumpscared by Cucuurcho, Phil must survive for 5 minutes against an old foe... (two baby zombies)

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#Artea : "What's your favorite memory with Fit?" #Artea : Hmm... It's probably off-stream moments, because Fit is super supportive. [...] Fit is a super supportive person. I really enjoyed playing Ramon because... you know, just- because of how supportive Fit is.

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#Phil : Chayanne's admin and Lullah's admin gifted subs on the like, 5 year mark of this world, and I had to actively ignore their names. And I was like, "If I say them out loud, that might just put a spotlight on them, let's not." Phil talks about Chayanne and Lullah's admins!

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#Pac : [In a panicked voice] FITCHÉ! #Fit : You’re good I got you, I got you! #Pac : Yeah, I’m good, oh my god [Laughs] I even changed language, I start screaming your name in Portuguese! #Fit : [Laughs] As soon as I hear “Fitché” I’m like “Oh boy sh!t’s about to get real.” #Hideduo

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#Phil : I’ve had dreams of caring for the Eggs. Kristin has had dreams where the Eggs have DIED. #Aimsey : 😨 #Phil : Quackity owes me therapy. #Aimsey : I was gonna say- I was gonna say, you need therapy, you NEED it.

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#Etoiles : Excuse me, I've got nothing to draw- it's because I'm Arabic? #Tubbo : Yeah, I don't have anything to draw either.... #Antoine : For the same reason, I think. #Quackity : I'm sorry, did everyone just ignore what fcking Etoiles said? Did I hear that right???

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#Quackity : Philza- Phil- Can you tell everyone this is not a fcking sẹẋ bunny?! #QSMP #QSMP2024 🐰

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#Ironmouse : I don't know how to get rid of it! I look at Twitter and I get anxiety #Jaiden : That's why I deleted it. I replaced it with Instagram #Ironmouse : Wait– are people nice on Instagram? #Jaiden : Oh no, they're mean, but it's not directed at me #Ironmouse : Nevermind😭

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#Philza : I'm very excited with what Quackity wants to do [with QSMP]. Very excited with what Quackity wants to do and how he's doing it and stuff, it's- it's really good, and I'm HONORED to be a part of it. Love Quackity, VERY proud of him. This is awesome.

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#Willy : I want an Egg. If I had an Egg, could I name it? Did you choose your name or did they give you one? #Dapper : if they give you one without parents, yes #Willy : Are there Eggs without parents? #Dapper : not now #Willy : If I kiIl the parents can I keep the Egg? #Dapper : no 😅

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#Phil : [Seeing the new Missa art] Aww!! 🥺 #Phil : [Realizes he missed Missa logging on] I'M GONNA FCKING KlLL MYSELF— #Tubbo : [VINE BOOM] #Phil : Did Missa log on AGAIN?! #Tubbo : It's like some kind of sadistic joke. It's /pos psychological warfare in your platonic marriage.

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Roier, Bad, and Leo attempt to blow up Tubchunk, which immediately crashes the server (and nearly crashes both their computers) in retaliation.

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#Leo : i miss richi #Bad : I miss Richas too. He's in a better and much warmer, much lower place now... #Foolish : Shame I never gotta slap my grandson around one more time. [Looks at the sky] ...Why are we looking up? That MFer's definitely down here. That Egg was a menace.

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#Tubbo : I swear to God, Chat - I promise you, if it's the last thing I do, I am going to break up Fit and Pac. Mike passed the crown of #1 Hideduo hater to Tubbo, and Tubbo took that title very seriously.

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#Tubbo : I do strongly believe that voting is your civic duty, and I think it's probably one of the most important things you can do, and contribute. And that's no matter where you live in the world. Make sure you're registered to vote! 🗳️

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#Phil : So apparently, me talking about Tajín the other day got the attention of Roier's girlfriend, and she messaged Kristin and was like, "Oh, if Phil really likes Tajín, he might try this!" and it's called "Miguelito" I think? Sabi recommending things to Phil is so sweet 🥺💕

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#Ironmouse : Part of the reason why I love this server so much is because everybody's so nice. It's like GENUINE nice, it's not fake niceness. You don't really find that sort of connection all the time. Ironmouse talked about how positive her QSMP experience has been! 🩷 (1/3)

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#Slimecicle : I'm going on a cannibalism arc. #Cellbit : Let's fcking go, bro! It's the most fun one. #Slimecicle : Why does it sound like you're talking from experience, bro? 😨 #Foolish : He was SUPER into that one. He said "FINALLY!" #Slimecicle : "Finally someone else gets it"

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#Etoiles : Luzu, do you want to see my best friend? 😊 #Luzu : Who is your friend? [ The sound of a T-Rex roaring 🦖] #Luzu : What game are you playing?! 😨

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#Fit : ❤️ #Pac : ❤️❤️ #Foolish : 🤢 #Foolish : I was just judging Fit and Pac. #Tubbo : Yeah, I also hate gaỵ people. I'm so glad we can agree on this. Fit + Pac being sweet, and Foolish + Tubbo living up to Home of Fobo's reputation. #Hideduo

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#Phil : I'll always remember that trip, it was fcking nuts. Cellbit treat us like fcking royalty, it was ridiculous. He had SO MUCH stuff planned and like, there was transport, and like– dude. He made us feel SO welcome. It was so cool. Phil reminisces about the Brazil trip! 🇧🇷💛

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#Phil : Wait, how old's Luzu? #Fit : Oh actually– Luzu might be older, yeah yeah yeah! #Phil : Luzu's a family man! Luzu's got like, a kid and sh!t. #Fit : He's got a whole family, I got a pet cactus, we're in different stages of our lives. 🌵

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#Tubbo : [Shouting over "Muffin" by Badboyhalo] I'M SO SAD AND LONELY, I'M SO SAD AND LONELY, SOMEONE MAKE ME A GRlNDR ACCOUNT— #Phil : [Bursts out laughing] Fckin' hell... QSMP once again proving that the proximity mod creates the funniest moments.

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#Richarlyson : Give me 5 more minutes. #Mike : Group hug, group hug! #Pac : It's been so long, Richarlyson! Richas, oh my god, we have so much stuff to tell you! Badboyhalo is dating Cucurucho! #Bad : THAT'S NOT TRUE— Richarlyson has officially been rescued! 🥺💕

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#Bagi : Empanada, you're too young for a cellphone now! Ramon is older than you. I will buy you one of those cellphones that is kind of a toy. #Empanada : i was also too young to die so

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Phil briefly talks about QSMP, the Admin situation, Quackity, the new team, and the harassment both Quackity and the admins / ex-admins have been receiving. A complete transcript included at the end of the thread. (1/ 4)

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#Mike : SomeBODY once told me the– Naked Slenderman: [Appears] #Mike : [ SCREAMS ]

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#Phil : I talked to Big Q just the other night, he says that we are in his bad books because we have not gone to Mexico yet [...] He wants us to go to Mexico City so we can like, literally get the grand tour from him. Phil talks about visiting Mexico and meeting up with Quackity!

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#Technoblade : [In the Potato Wars clip] What could possibly go wrong? [...] June 6: THINGS GO VERY WRONG. #Tubbo : NO WAY! HE KNEW! HE KNEW, DUDE!!! HE FCKING KNEW!!!!! FROM THE GRAVE HE FCKING KNEW, DUDE! Oh dude, he really was the second-coming of some kind of prophet, man!

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#Cellbit : I heard Missa is around. That’s your husband, right? #Phil : Platonic, yes. #Cellbit : What's a platonic husband? #Foolish : No seẋ! #Phil : [Bursts out laughing] #Cellbit : OH so it’s kinda like a more aseẋual vibe. #Foolish : They’re just pals! #Phil : Really good friends.

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#Fit : We're roommates! #Tubbo : I don't want to be roommates with you! I know what happened to your last fcking roommate. Oh god... #Fit : [Laughs] #Tubbo : That is- DON'T LAUGH LIKE THAT, WTF! Get me out of here, get me out of here!

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#Slimecicle : [Jaiden]’s like, one of the coolest people that I’ve ever talked to, and I didn’t realize how intimidating she looked too. Is that like an insane thing to say? [...] She’s a phenomenal dancer, she’s like actually revoltingly good at dancing. [...] She was so so cool.

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#Richarlyson : This is a good ship that never came to fruition. #Mike : This ship is better than Hideduo. Shut your mouths. [...] #Fit : Very cool artwork! DELUSIONAL, but very good artwork nonetheless. Mike and Fit's VERY different reactions to Pacmanduo art in the fanart museum.

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#Fit : If he moves, then I know that was the [hiding] spot. [Warps to the "Top Lookout"] #Ramon : [Stares at Fit like a deer in headlights then runs] #Fit : [Laughs] WHERE YOU GOIN' BOY? WHERE YOU GOIN' BOY???

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#Antoine : Do you think French is beautiful? #Ironmouse : Of course! #Antoine : Does it sound kind of exotic? #Ironmouse : I don’t like saying that word. When I was growing up people would be like “You sound so exotic when you speak Spanish!” What am I, a reptile? An exotic pet? No!

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#Bagi : I'm really sorry, I just realize that I'm like a walking red flag right now! #Tina : Um... Uh, I'm colorblind! #Aimsey : [SPEECHLESS] #Aimsey : "I'M A WALKING RED FLAG" [leans into the mic] Don't worry babygirl, I'm colorblind.

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#Philza : I swear to God, if I fcking lose this world before the five year mark, I'm gonna flip— [Spots a baby zombie] #Philza : This motherfcker. What the- [The baby zombie vanishes] #Philza : ...That was weird. He's been training! Noooo, that's a bad omen if I ever saw one! Wtf 😨

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#Niki : A winning outfit for a winning creator! #Caru : YES!!! Guys, let's all manifest him winning! #Tubbo : Can we just be real for a minute? Everyone in the Minecraft category nominated is on the QSMP, including the MFer that made it! #Caru : You're already winning in life. 😊

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#Bad : Alex was just telling me the other day that he– #Quackity : ALEX??? [Startled laughter] I’ve never in my life heard Badboyhalo call me Alex. That caught me so fcking off-guard, what the hell. #Quackity : Bad, can you call me Alex from now on? That was hot. #Tina : 🤨

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#Fit : Are you FCKING kidding me? Huevitos truly are the funniest community.

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#Soarinng : Brazilians are very cute! Very beautiful, very sweet. 😊 #Mike : Ohh! Thank you very much! And Mexicans are very cute– #Soarinng : Handsome! Handsome, handsome. #Mike : Handsome! Handsome, handsome. [They get attacked by a giant moth]

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Over 6 years ago, Technoblade and Etoiles played together on United UHC. Although they never got to meet on the QSMP, it's nice to see that they had fun banter and a fun dynamic developing during the brief time they knew each other. Here are some highlights from that video!

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#Foolish & #Bad : WILBUR?! #Bad : THIS IS WHERE HE’S BEEN THE WHOLE TIME?! #Foolish : HE'S FCKING DEAD! No wonder he hasn’t come back! What do we do?! 😱 #Bad : CPR, get down there, give him CPR! #Foolish : HE’S A WHOLE-ASS SKELE— I’LL TRY!

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#Slimecicle : [Reading chat] "They're so toxic yaoi." [Laughs] Dude, me when– what is that? Is it like the sound they make when they cut the finger on the trash? YOWIE!!!! #Slimecicle : I'm just kidding. I know it's gay.

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#Quackity : Now it's your turn to pronounce our names! #YD : Oh my god. #Roier : [Rolling his R] Roier. #YD : It sounds like you're making it harder to pronounce on purpose! 🤨 (YD may not be able to roll her R's, but she and Roier did have a fun yodeling session at least!)

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#Quackity : Why- why is there three bathrobes- why are there so many bathrobes?!? #YD : It seems like a lot of women have come and gone. #Quackity : NO NO NO-

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#Slimecicle : Whoever said "yaoi is dead" dude, I think you need to put on your freakin'– your bi-focal lenses. Anything's possible. 🩷💜💙

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#Phil : One of my first interactions with Roier was him and Missa vaguely threatening me on QSMP. He went up to me and went: "Be careful Philza" and I started laughing at him. He's like: "Why is he making fun of me?!" #Phil : It's like my favorite first interaction, it's so funny.

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#Wilbur : *hears Mexican music in the distance* If this isn’t Quackity, I’m gonna be very surprised, if this is not Quackity, I’m gonna be very surprised. *Mexican music gets louder* #Wilbur : Hola? #Quackity : WILBAHHH!!!! #Wilbur : QWACKITEEEEE!!!!!

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#Fit : .............Maybe I'm hallucinating. I dunno! Just... This combination of colors– I dunno, I just– The withdrawals are getting to all of us 😩

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#Fit : That's like how Tazercraft formed, Pac uploaded a video, and Mike was his first subscriber and was like "Let's make videos together." #Phil : Aww, really? #Fit : Yeah! That's some Tazercraft lore. #Phil : Oh my god, that's the most wholesome sh!t 🥹 I had no idea!

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#Phil : The family portrait, it's beautiful. #Phil : I love how [Missa] signed every one with a little skull, apart from the one that's got him in it with cat ears. Has he embraced the wet cat? I think he's embraced the wet cat, this is a triumph. This is a win for Death family.

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#Artea : I used to be on 2b2t for quite a while. #Artea : I've met- I've seen Fit on 2b2t before as well. And then was promptly kiIled, but you know what, that's fine. I haven't even told Fit that story yet.

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#Phil : [Logs out of his Hardcore world so Gus doesn't accidentally step on a button and kiIl him] #Gus : [Tries to start his own Minecraft world] 🐈

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#Bad : Think about it– a war, Philza! #Phil : I'm so tired of those, I've seen too many of them. [...] Anyways, I heard you died. How was that? #Bad : Fun. It was... an experience. It's not the first time; you know how it goes #Phil : I do, yeah. Two immortals discuss war & death

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You love to see it.

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#Mike : Ok, I'm going to teach you a swear word in Portuguese! #YD : Yeah, I want to learn a bad word too! #Mike : Filho da puta! #YD : [Pretends to cry] That's really bad! 😭 #Mike : No, no! I'm not talking about you! #YD : We only met for the first time, and he called me puta!

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Underrated interaction from #QSMP Day 1: Phil scaring Roier and Missa, Roier trying his hardest to intimidate “Felipe Minecraft”, Missa saying “I love you!” to Phil, and Phil in stitches from that entire interaction. (1/2)

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8 months

Etoiles getting kicked out of the Nether today:

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9 months

PROUD OF QUACKITY #Slimecicle : I think Quackity is one of the NICEST guys I’ve ever met in the entire world. I don’t think anyone is as sweet & dedicated & just wholesomely devoted to bringing people together as Quackity is. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything quite like it.

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#Quacki : You have to kissss Fit very long time, and I give you gift. And if you don't, I give you punishment <3 #Pac : Wait- I have to kiss Fit, otherwise you're gonna kiIl me? #Quacki : Yes, because I am the duck of love and I love love! Part 1 of the #Hideduo kiss! 😘

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#Phil : Oh, the Eggs- yeah, I think the Eggs are fine, don't worry. Yeah, they just gotta like- they're doing like, restructuring and stuff, so just be patient. #Phil : Trust Quackity. He's doing his best. He's doing his best, and he wants what's best for the admins as well.

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#Phil : Mọney tree! #Cellbit : Yeah, who says mọney doesn't grow on trees, man? Wtf! #Phil : Yeah, they lied! They lied! Big mọney- big mọney didn't want us to know! #Cellbit : That's crazy! Guys, welcome to my base. #Antoine : [Distantly] SHUT THE FCK UP CELLBIT—

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#Bad : Bobby chingon. Hey Bobby. #Pepito : I invited him to my birthday. Sunsets don't eat candy.

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3 months

#Pac : [Reading chat] It makes me look like Quackity, huh? It does, huh! Quackity sits in the chair more like this, right? #Pac : Chicos... Oi– ☝️ I will show my hair today.

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#Fit : If DanTDM makes this cameo in the Minecraft movie, it means QSMP is canon to the MC cinematic universe, which means that the Minecraft cinematic universe version of Fit is canonically a homosexual. And is the only one to exist. 🌈 #Fit : I just think that's interesting!

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#Phil : [Reading game chat] “Hola gatinho.” What does gatinho mean? [Reading his chat] “Kitty”? “KITTEN”? They’re saying that publicly? #Phil : What’s guapito mean? "Handsome"? "PRETTY BOY"? “Handsome in a cute way,” brilliant. #Richarlyson : They have a healthy relationship 0 _ 0

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9 months

#Phil : Protect the new people! #Vegetta : [Runs to protect Phil instead] Cuidado, be careful! #Phil : Gracias, gracias! #Vegetta : You're welcome!

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Everyone: [Shouting over each other trying to make a plan] #Missa : THIS IS THE FCKING TUTORIAL!!!! #Quackity : [Cracks up]

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#Tubbo : What- who's Tall Richas? Where? Where? "Tall Richas can kill you" wait, who tf is Tall Richas? Richarlyson just jumpscared Tubbo so bad, LMAO

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#Tina : ...What's that fcking mean? WHAT'S THAT MEAN?!?!?! What are you talking about! What is your problem?! #Tina : You mean I cried several times– I spawned in crying, I cried again, I cried the third time, AND THEN YOU THREW OUT A 2 AT THE END???

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#Ironmouse : I'm very honored and happy to have been invited. I met a lot of really cool people that, to this day, we still chat. Cellbit has been SUCH a sweetheart, everybody's been so nice to me. Mouse talks about the QSMP event & friends she made during her time on the server!

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When all the QSMP members were talking to YD & Kong about Korea on Friday, there was a new person in Phil's chat who said "Thank you for being interested in Korea." And... man. That really got to me. Many of us are used to seeing our culture get ignored, appropriated, mocked—

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Them: Do you miss QSMP? Me:

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#Phil : Fit asked me "How many cheeseburgers can you shove up your ass?" What happened today? #Bagi : [Fit] said he's like McFit from McDonaIds. Pac said something about placing hamburgers in his ass, & I said “Are you going to put Fit in your ass?” #Badboyhalo : What. The. Fudge.

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