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The champagne of 'Bama blogs. Covering all things Crimson Tide for SB Nation since 2006. Immediate requests are best by email: joshua.chatham @gmail .com

Tuscaloosa, Alabama
Joined February 2009
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That looks like a great place to unwind after losing to Troy
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This is why you come to LSU
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New college football rule: You may hit the QB in the pocket, during his follow through, in the facemark, with the crown of your helmet. Good to know.
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@ByPatForde Pat, I have enjoyed your work for over a decade… you’re not always on point. None of us are. But this tweet is not just admission to the clown show; it’s the whole damn circus.
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Winning 7 and pulling up in a $150,000 Benz from your dealership.
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@Satokech @Wizards_DnD Giant watermark “draft” across the page, explicit notice of draft at the footer, titled as draft, and no signature lines (much less actual signatures). Source: Been drafting goddamned Big Law contracts for 15 years.
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@RealSkipBayless What in the actual fuck is wrong with you?
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LSU booster embezzling $500,000 from a children’s hospital to pay football players is one of the most Louisiana things I’ve ever read. That story is only lacking a crawfish smuggling operation and some airboats.
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We just watched The University of Alabama cut down nets in the NCAA tournament for the first time in the program’s 111-year history. Talk about a special moment.
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Saban retires and Alabama immediately makes a Final Four in basketball. Must suck to be our rivals.
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@Pitt_FB @HamlinIsland Sending prayers from the University of Alabama.
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Seriously though, after seeing this game aren’t you all stoked to see Michigan beat “deserving” TCU by 5 TDs when they could be playing actual competition?
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This one is too easy
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𝘾𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨 𝙂𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙚
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Using only a restaurant, tell us where you went to college.
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Savage AF, Georgia. We salute you, Dawgs.
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“How ‘bout freakin’ WHITES?” - Dabo Swinney
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Shove that pick six anniversary right up a Barner’s ass
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Eddie Jackson becomes the highest paid safety in NFL history
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Everyone is focused on the dudes who are chasing the bag while this in-state stud who committed early, never wavered and bleeds Crimson just goes to work.
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Locked in🗣️🐘
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Well, I'll be.
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So, Alabama will return the Heisman and Nagurski winners in 2022. 👀
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DeVonta Smith leads the nation with 1,305 receiving yards, more than 100 better than his closest competition. He also leads the nation in receiving TDs with 15, four more than Kyle Pitts who is #2 in the Power Five. The #Heisman should be clear cut, folks. Smitty is it.
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If nothing else, I'm glad Alex Reese got that moment.
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Because it’s a regional ag school that beat a national brand playing without its best defender, a generational college quarterback, its kicker, half a dozen players on the front 7...and then got three points given to them by the SEC — points that proved to be the difference?
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Serious question. Why did Auburn storm the field ??
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Young man is 100% expected to leave for the NFL following his junior year but has already graduated? I’ve been told by a certain fanbase to the east that this is unpossible.
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Alabama lost to Texas UT lost Oklahoma OU lost to Ok. St Ok. St. lost to South Alabama USA lost to Cent. Mich CMU lost to Ball State BSU lost to GA. Southern GSU lost to UAB UAB lost to Georgia UGA lost to Alabama Ergo: Alabama beat Alabama and belongs in the playoffs!
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Nick Saban checking out the Transfer Portal the next 6 weeks...
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KenPom’s top 16. Teams still alive are in red. Roll Tide.
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So, what cutesy little name should we come up with for this comeback win? The answer is none, of course, because we ain't Barners.
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I think the fact that a ‘Bama long-snapper is getting paid $3 million is about all the advertising you need to do for recruits. The @AlabamaFTBL program is unparalleled. #BuiltByBama
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Imagine losing to Minnesota in the sport of American football.
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Hauling a load of whoop ass up to Bryant-Denny North.
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A reader brought up a very good point about the officiating: You didn't really notice them last night. There were a lot of fouls, but they occurred in the context of the game; it wasn't the officials taking over. They let two skilled teams duke it out. Physical but not chippy.
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Petition · Name the Bryant Denny press box in honor of Cecil Hurt ·
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Here comes @tuscaloosanews off the top rope.
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A commenter noted that the Alabama 2021 class now has commitments from the #1 ranked players in Texas at QB, RB, OT, OC, WR, and ILB. God bless Texas.
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I am becoming convinced that, should Alabama win a national title by a score of 51-50, more Tide fans would bitch about the defense than celebrate the championship.
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For the last four days I have just been thinking about what an outstanding coaching job Tech did upending Texas on Saturday. They were aggressive from start to finish despite being completely outtalented and outmanned. They played it analytically smart on 4th down (6 of 8)…
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One of the greatest defensive minds in the game’s history. Condolences to @Lane_Kiffin and the rest of the family.
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Monte Kiffin, 84, peacefully passed away today in Oxford surrounded by family and friends. As his grandson Knox said, he’s free of pain and smiling down on us from above. Please keep the Kiffin family in your thoughts and prayers during this time.
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JOHN METCHIE JUST BROKE THAT MAN'S SOUL
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Younger than T Rob, more accomplished, no Auburn stench.
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Mo Linguist is expected to be Alabama's co-defensive coordinator and coach defensive backs.
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The Giants head coach was Alabama’s offensive coordinator when the Eagles QB was Alabama’s starter — who then threw a TD pass to the Heisman trophy-winning wide receiver from Alabama. I’m not sure what kind of recruiting pitch you need, other than just turning on the television.
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OK, who did this? #RollTide #Bama
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Best of luck to Caleb, and a hearty 🖕to T Rob.
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BREAKING: Alabama transfer DB Caleb Downs has committed to Ohio State🌰 Downs led the Crimson Tide in tackles as a true freshman this season.
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Greg Byrne: Enough excuses. It’s time to earn your salary and get Alabama Basketball a new arena
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Them faces.
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Demeco Ryans, folks. #RollTide
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ANOTHER ONE 😤
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Joyless Saban Murderball is back.
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Alabama got an actual victory and Auburn got their moral victory. All is right and proper in the universe.
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Tua Tagovailoa cleared for all football activities
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Seriously, the next time any of you assholes decide to fire off a "Bama gets all the calls" tweet, look in the mirror, slap yourself, call yourself a dipshit and go on about your day.
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Almost all of the highlights shown here are from teams beating Alabama in dramatic fashion. We are the SEC.
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This new SEC commercial is SO BADASS
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Happy Father's Day!
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One of the most important things that comes with age is knowing when to keep your mouth shut, and what not to say.
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Your teammates that you just abandoned needed you too.
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Who is “we?”
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Uniforms we want to see in 2021: @AlabamaFTBL Edition. #RollTide
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I doubt that Florida State actually boycotts, but if they do it will be because they don’t want to get exposed by Georgia. Boycotting lets them have their perfect season.
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Like Milroe, you simply cannot fathom how far along he has come in a dozen games
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Highest graded OL from Conference Championship Week: 🐘 Kadyn Proctor, Alabama
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Remember those days when Alabama didn’t miss tackles? Didn’t take poor pursuit angles? Communicated on the field? Got timely stops? Forced turnovers? Those were fun.
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If you think that loss is on Bulovas rather than a raft of fluke plays, made up officiating, a MASH unit of injuries and/or bad penalties, that’s a serious you-problem. Leave that garbage in your drafts folder, sober up, then see if you want to send it tomorrow. And still don’t
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The tweets being directed at Alabama kicker @JosephBulovas9 for missing a field goal are sadly as awful as I feared. If you’re spewing garbage to a college student, look in the mirror and ask yourself what’s wrong in your own life.
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"We run this bitch." - Slade Bolden
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Lots of people seem to be awaiting an “announcement” from Caleb Downs based on some dude in Detroit’s report that he’s in decision mode. He might just go to class and the weight room as usual, and never say a word.
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Quick pit stop by the house that Bryce built
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The Kentucky defensive lineman trash talking Alabama's 5th string RB after a 1-yard loss while losing by 53 points is absolutely beautiful
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Just because ranked Iowa, Wisconsin, Notre Dame, Pitt, and Texas A&M have all lost today, that’s no reason to ignore that Alabama’s defense faced 5 red zone trips and only allowed one touchdown.
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Did FSU have a bunch of starters sit out again or something?
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“Alabama’s kicking team takes the field.”
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Tell us a story 🎃
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It looks like Georgia and Kirby Smart finally broke Alabama and Nick Saban. 🤣🤣🤣
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Death. Taxes. Georgia losing a close game to Alabama. 105-102 Bama gets a must-win
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Still shaking my head at Bill O’Brien and Doug Marrone. Do you know what you have to do to make three-dozen five-stars guys look like Vandy walk-ons?
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Alabama now has three players who are projected at the WR position who posted 100m times in the 10.5s or better at the high school level: Christian Leary, Kendrick Law, and Shazz Preston. For some context, Henry Ruggs set the AHSAA 7A record at 10.58 in 2016
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To be clear, Alabama was able to overcome the long trip to Spokane and the loss of a key starter in the first half to advance? Must be sorcery.
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Michigan’s whole team should be humiliated watching this.
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Alabama having 16 penalties as they just mentioned is whatever. Tennessee having 5 is another matter.
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It is with deep sadness that we say goodbye to a longtime friend of the site, a wicked humorist, a fantastic beat reporter, and just one all-around helluva nice guy. RIP, @CecilHurt . May the ground lie softly on you. We’ll miss you.
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I made it through Bill O’Brien. I survived Dave Rader. But I can’t do another year of this.
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Nobody on that committee honestly believes that there are seven better teams than Alabama. Nobody.
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Folks, holding this Ole Miss offense to 10 points offers some legitimate hope.
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If this isn't targeting then there isn't targeting.
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This may be the only player in Alabama history who can prop his feet up on Saban’s couch.
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Tua just posted an Instagram video with a notable geotag.
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And we got here because a lot of asshurt journalist and fans could not get over the fact that Alabama & LSU were the two best teams in 2011. They manufactured a furore for the playoff monster they are now bitching about. Look in the mirror Forde, Mandel etc. This is your legacy
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College Football is losing its traditions and rivalries and it’s all because of money.
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Why don't we ever get to face the dumb-playcalling, forget-to-run, bad-penalty-taking, unmotivated Auburn? We get the game-of-their-life, Faustian-pact, weird-bounce Auburn.
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Since Kick Six, at Jordan-Hare Alabama has had a 4OT crusher, the Gravedigger, and Adam Griffin hitting 5-for-5 in his first visit back. Since that play, Alabama has won three more national titles and seven SEC crowns. That is a karmic debt we have avenged a thousand-fold.
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Throwback Play of the Day: Ja'Corey Brooks Incredible Over the Shoulder Touchdown Catch
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We got people complaining about two weeks of Taylor Swift coverage, but the Chiefs just saved us from two weeks of the Harbaughs.
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Imagine watching this game and thinking that FSU was the team that got snubbed. Georgia is one of the 4 best and proved their point against a pretender.
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The product you see on the field in this Georgia vs Florida State game is a direct representation of what you get when a team gets snubbed from the CFP and you tell the kids the games they play don’t matter. Opt-outs ruined the game.
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Gonna leave this right here.
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Yo, @Greg_Byrne get @nate_oats a new gym, ASAP. You see what we’re building. Time to turn a shovel, my dude.
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Wow.
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Washington’s freshman AA center 👀
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Yes, this is the same crew that threw the DPI flag on McKinstry from well behind the play in Knoxville.
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The officials celebrated the kickoff of giving season with a phantom face mask, phantom pass interference, and an extra second to kick while Auburn has managed a perfect game save for procedurals. It’s always good to see generosity of that kind this time of year.
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HEY, where y'alll going?
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Ladies, find you a man that looks at you the way Jalen Hurts looks at that scoreboard #RollTide
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Big Al in his pineapple suit.
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Welcome to Coleman. We’re sorry it sucks, but if it makes you feel better it sucks because we spend all the money on football.
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Welcome to Coleman! 🐘 @KalenDeBoer #RollTide
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