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5 years

I’m this guy

Getting All Your News from Cardi B - Rob Haze - Stand-Up Featuring

Rob Haze appreciates Cardi B’s political rants and wonders why new words are still being added to the dictionary.Whether you’re a casual fan or a comedy conn...

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Make a Man out of you 2021

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This just happened on MNF

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Kev was so sick of love songs

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Hate to say it but I was also a victim. 😔

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Drake is 36 and he claims to wanted to propose 42 times. Say he started having these feelings at 16. That means every year he’s ready to propose 2.1 times

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Come on man let’s support dudes hustle

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Jimmy Butler at Media Day:

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This joke has taken on a life of its own. All respect to Bobby Brown. The man was so cool he changed the way we say a word. Who knows. Maybe it’s Aaron Hall’s fault.

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When you didn’t read the book but you wrote a report on the movie

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White ally, that’s not Malcolm, it’s Denzel playing Mal...I mean your heart was in the right place.

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Sometimes it takes the whole squad

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Don’t wear your reading glasses while dissing me

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It took Luther that long to say “still in love with me”

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PinkPantheress to ABC News on why her songs are so short: “A song doesn’t need to be longer than 2 minutes 30 [seconds], in my opinion. We don’t need to repeat a verse, we don’t need to have a bridge - we don’t need it! We don’t need a long outro.”

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Today is the first time the Clippers have ever played in June

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Yeah by Usher is one of the biggest songs of my lifetime, but have we ever discussed what the song is about (a literal interpretation)

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Every time I see a picture of Kevin James

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The Blackening released on 6.16 where black people are killed based on if they can pass a black test

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How Kanye gets inspiration for designing Yeezy’s…

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Dogs cats and Venezuela watching the debate

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Dennis Rodman was Hulk Hogan's black friend...we should've known

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Man what app do yall use for the A.I. ?Because this is what I have to do

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If you missed it this is me telling jokes about the president

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How you get suspended from the off season

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Grizzlies suspend Ja Morant from all team activities after another video with a gun on social media.

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Nooooooo

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Comedy so hard Queen Latifah brought a piece on stage

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Dr. Dre came out like an old man

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A young Sean Combs ran to the TV when this came on

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80s were something else man the MOST UNSERIOUS decade in history

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When Michael McDonald puts his hands in his pockets it’s a wrap

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They climbing in your windows snatching your Congress up

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A paper bag test? The Breakfast club has given fuel to prejudice based on color in the name of “comedy” for 14 years, but this is a new low

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How strong are skateboards?

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This is the first single on Confessions. Meaning this could be the details of the story of how he got the baby on the side.

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Mike was so mad at BJ he bought the Hornets 10 years later

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And Lilo and Stitch dropped on 6.16 so Either Kendrick is an alien Or we are supposed to stitch all these clues together Lilo is set in Hawaii the westest of the United States

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Here’s the connections to “6:16 in LA” so far: -June 16 is 2Pac’s bday -June 16 is Father's Day -June 16 was start of The People vs. OJ Simpson -June 16 was the funeral of Nicole Brown Simpson -‘Euphoria’ show premiere -Corinthians 6:16 Kendrick Lamar with the 6x entendre

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@bre_singleton @MsAshleySmiles

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Ok so maybe sneakers ruined my life…

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The highlight of the Warriors season

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Haley Joel group chat is on fire today

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Me trying to catch one on Tik Tok

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Shout out to the old people that needed one pic

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Some of y'all lack

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Listen to the latest Inconsistent Podcast where @KevOnStage breaks down what happened in Vegas last week

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@KarlousM You in the clear

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I wasn’t outside

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JAY-Z performs ‘Jigga My N1gga” at the infamous Tunnel. One of the most legendary but dangerous venues in NYC history.

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If y’all don’t tip this Rexy Stripasaurus

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So it ain’t one black break dancer in the world?

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Catch me on @FallonTonight I promise I will look happier than this

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Ladies, you meet a man. He’s perfect. He has a great job. Treats you right. Good credit. He has his own house, car, everything. He loves to travel. Goes to church…the first time you see him naked you see a Kevin Samuel’s tattoo. What do you do?

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Her: do you have any baggage? Me:

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This is not real is it?

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I wish my girlfriend was raw like Nicole Scherzinger

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3 years

Tell me have you ever locked yourself in a billion dollar stadium doing 5 beats a day for half a summer?

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I don’t want to start anything this morning, but what did Mel B do to be called Scary?

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90’s Rappers used to go on hikes just the fellas

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People clown all over the world

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@GiuliaRozzi Those are two different rooms. The living room is not for going in. It's purpose is still a mystery. The family room has the television.

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Happy Juneteenth

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My mom: It’s time to go to bed Me and my sister in our pajamas:

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I think it’s time we owe Scar from The Lion King an apology

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So ma are you cage free?

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@YeshaCallahan This man was like “I’m still on the clock”

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Side note in 2004 VIP sections were special and only for “Very Important People”

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In case you missed it here is my set on The Tonight Show

Rob Haze Stand-Up

The Book of Ye Podcast co-host Rob Haze makes his Tonight Show stand-up debut with jokes about working at the airport, adult bullying and solving small world...

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Gotta love a we all can’t get in trouble moment

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Kids rapping Kendrick Lamar’s ‘Not Like Us’ word for word at a birthday party 😂

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Usher is trying to be low key by being in the VI (he’s too cool to say the whole thing)

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This what Karens think is happening when it’s time to be accountable

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Drake via his IG story 👀

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1 year

Putting another man’s name that big on the flyer is wild

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I’ve been called a dollar store John Mulaney so often I decided to embrace it

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How it started How it’s going

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They gonna use this to say this era was tough

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In 2014 Bobby Shmurda threw a Knicks hat in the air 2014 Bobby Shmurda gets locked up The Knicks miss the playoffs 2014-2020 2021 Shmurda is released and put on the Knicks hat Knicks in 5th place

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So Usher is making an anthem about cheating on his girl in the club

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wait until he finds out about YG

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Can you imagine what the outcry would be if @SnoopDogg , failing career and all, had aimed and fired the gun at President Obama? Jail time!

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Is being vassinated different from being vaccinated????

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For the record Jamie Foxx is always invited to my birthday parties

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@WOWGR8ForReal This aint XXL this is One Size Fits Most lol

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Shout out to everyone with their camera ready

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This is insane!

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Shout out to the Squares

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“I don’t even like square niggas calling niggas square!” - @Tsu_Surf 😂🔥

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@desusnice I don’t think he ever liked the Knicks

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Usher must be drunk because he’s going for anything

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So he does dance?

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Rapper Fat Joe admits he’s lied in 95% of his music. Says he is not a gangster but a family man.

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It was all good just a year ago

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. @robertistheMan explains why we should wait to teach history to kids 📚

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Happy President’s Day? Also Happy Black History Month. Watch Frontin’ on YouTube on your day off and pre-order the album on iTunes. Link to both in bio #comedy #standup #jokeoftheday #presidentsday #georgewashington

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I would watch church on IG during the pandemic and crack up

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Who knew So Icey was Atlanta’s The Boy is Mine

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If Drizzy likes young girls then who is Nadine, Christine, Justine, Kathleen, Charlene, Pauline, Claudine???

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Go listen to the number 1 comedy album on Amazon Frontin’

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Where is Curious George while you on ESPN?

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Why did this get cut down

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These are the other candidates when Beto starts speaking Spanish #DemDebate

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3 point game with 8 seconds and y’all doing the Cha Cha Slide

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Can they all be this funny

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Imagine being cancelled for being excited about traveling

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I can’t help but to wonder the feelings of the man in Gladys Knight’s Midnight Train to Georgia (Issa thread)

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I love that she didn’t call anyone beach blonde bad built butch body. It was just an example

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I doubted @KevOnStage at every turn but he always broke expectations. Listen to the Inconsistent Podcast wherever you get your podcasts

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Turns out this girl told him that she used to be friends with his girl (a twist) this man isn’t even single

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If Nas is irrelevant than why did I play him on TV last week

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1 year

I had the pleasure of doing this on Sherman’s Showcase

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My favorite thing is when Black people get in them mascot costumes and start dance battling hard asf at kids’ birthday parties 😭

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Y’all trying to get Applebee’s, Olive Garden, and Cheesecake outta here like y’all weren’t begging your parents to go to these places.

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Every time I have to push this it hurts my ego a little bit

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