Apparently, when Gareth passed his resignation to the FA, they passed it back, he then passed it sideways to Bellingham, who fed Kane, who then passed it to the keeper.
Went for a run this morning and had to turn back after 2 minutes because I had forgotten something.
Forgot I was a fat bastard who can't run for 2 minutes
My friend has just been struck off for having 'sexual relations with a patient'.
Lost his job and everything. He studied for 7 years at university and it seems a bit harsh to lose everything over a relationship.
He's a really nice guy and a bloody good vet.
The Prime minister wants everyone to learn maths until they're 18.
I finished studying maths at 16.
What difference would the extra three years have made?
An old dear in front of me at the checkout was £4.60 short for her shopping, so I did the decent thing and put the stuff she couldn't afford back on the shelves.
Well, it's Christmas innit?
Snowbound, so I popped next door to see if my 79 year old neighbour needed anything from the shop.
She said she did so I gave her my list. No point in both of us going out in this weather.
Afternoon campers.
Just had a shit few weeks; 3 hospital visits and a blood clot in my leg.
Currently injecting myself in the stomach every day to get rid of it/them.
The joys.
Enjoy the bank holiday everyone. xx
What a week!
Avril had op Monday, blood clot in neck called for a 2nd op Monday night.
Critical care on Tuesday.
Wednesday, collapsed, no pulse. Defibrillator to revive her.
Friday, home!
All good now.
Knackered!
My girlfriend left a note on the fridge saying; 'It isn't working. I'm going back to my mums'
I opened it, the light was on, the beer was cold; what is she on about?
Just to clarify, it isn't that I've been trolled , I just read the feed and shake my head. I stopped watching the news for the same reason.
Thank you for the well wishes but I'm fine.
😘😘😘😘
Warning!
If you get sent a link to listen to the Ed Sheeran/Elton John Christmas song:
DO NOT OPEN IT!
It's a link to listen to the Ed Sheeran/Elton John Christmas song.