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@roballbright

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Self Employed Painter & Decorator/ Plasterer’ NUFC Member with 40+ years of watching home and away! ⚫️⚪️ Love a pint of Guinness ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬜️

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Joined August 2009
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
5 years
@Femi_Sorry @Jacob_Rees_Mogg Denis Wise’s grandad
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
1 year
1st plane out of Newcastle Airport next Autumn for Real Madrid away 🤣💪
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
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@TransfersToffee Off shore trusts lol’ where have we put the cash’ in a puffin box on the Farne Island’s haha 😜
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
3 years
My 1st game at home since takeover’ and the 1st ever football match for my daughter’ she loved every minute of it 💪⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
2 years
@VillaWatch1 This would be my choice for you to replace him with - Steve Bruce Mike Basset Jimmy Saville 🤣🤣
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
7 years
After the final whistle in the bar opposite the ground
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
8 months
@TransfersToffee Haha 😛 tell them we’re going to take more points of them! 🤡🤡🤡
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
3 years
Absolutely buckled
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
2 years
My lovely Dad passed away last night’ a Geordie by birth’ black n white throughout’ he left his native northeast to join the RAF’ prior to returning to his beloved Newbiggin by the Sea in the early 90s he ferried my bro @Newbigginlad and myself all over the southeast as kids and
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
5 years
Say no more’ what a man 👍 get his contract sorted @nufc
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
1 year
Travelling to Glasgow (which I’m not) and hearing ASM is off isn’t half as bad as travelling to Goodison Park (which I did) for a pre season friendly against Chelsea for Alan Shearer to bust his foot and Big Les to be sold to Spurs don’t cry lads’ this club knows what it’s doing.
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
4 years
If any fucker says ‘where were you when we were shit?’ I’ll whip this photo out
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
3 years
@hanwelltownfc Ive worn your scarf at Leeds away Villa Home and yesterday Brentford’ I’ve worn the coat, the jumper and t shirt/ the jeans and same trainers to all 3 games… not superstitious 😬😂👀 winners’ that’s what we are - Up the Geordies ❤️👍⬛️⬜️💪
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
8 months
Planned to watch the Ashington v Sheffield match on Saturday with a few old pals’ found out one of them has taken his life’ genuinely gutted’ a great funny witty character’ leaving 2 daughters under the age of 8’ Life’s a bastard’ take care of your loved ones people. 😫💔
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
2 years
On the left is my evening wear for Trafalgar Square tonight’ on the right is my Dad’s shirt, I’ll likely wear this tomorrow.....my Dad passed away last March’ he’ll be looking down on us this weekend....he’d have been buzzing 💪
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
4 years
Good luck Charlton’ another club and set of fans dogged by shoddy ownership #SaveCAFC
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
3 years
Anyone notice Joe Willock saying he was refreshed and ready to return to “the Toon” 👀👍🤞
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
2 years
@TheSportsman @Only1JG18 Putting Everton in there is like entering Susan Boyle in Miss Great Britain!
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
11 months
Departing Surrey Hills at 5.30’ Victoria bus station at 7.30 then arrive Newcastle for 4’ On the drink til Kick off’ 11.55 pm bus back to the smoke’ arrive in Victoria for 7.30…. Back to work by 10 am - can’t wait 🖤🤍🖤🤍
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
2 years
This is just fantastic’ look at the unity’ even Ritchie Llacelles etc who don’t get much game time’ that’s a team in it together… love this 😍
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Joelinton waiting in the tunnel to congratulate his team-mates 🥹🖤🤍
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Norwich bound!! #hwtl #NUFC 🚂 🍻 ⚽️
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
3 years
Sat opposite two water sipping Leeds fans on the train 🚂 up from London! 🥴 Is it time to unleash the cans of Nelson Mandela (Stella) and put the cat amongst the pigeons 🤪🤪🤪🍺🤜
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
2 years
Brighton bound! 👨‍👧
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
6 months
This is me' prob 40yr ago dreaming of being Chris Waddle! 🤣 I'm full on Rodney Trotter mode here 🤣
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
6 years
@GallowgateShots @SunderlandAFC His Mams wearing them tonight!
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
1 year
Speed awareness coarse this morning! 3 hours of mind numbing pain and a £92 fine for doing 34 in a 30.... were ripped off every day 😡
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
8 months
@e_sunderland Why does Eddie Howe have to answer questions?… does Ian Beale have to answer questions relating to anything associated with your Jeffrey Dahmler looking party planner of a chairman! 🤣🤣
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
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@CreamlegSAFC Problem is he’s had to Google yous lot cos he’s never heard of yous
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
3 years
Leeds bound tomorrow morning’ long day but it’ll worth it if we can win 🤞🤞
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1 year
@SkySports_Keith They’ve managed that so well’ I like Lascelles’ a good club man’ good servant and has never let us down…
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
2 years
@MailSport Haha tactically done by Howe. Now their getting penalised for being cry babies’ love it. If you wanna be champions’ then be the ones people will remember’ Mondays whinging and Arteta’s riverdance impression was embarrassing’ come on now, behave yourselves 😂😂😂
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1 year
Me and the daughter in Lanzarote tonight…
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
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@DubaiAce @Matt_Law_DT Your not the “funny guy” you think you are, helmet.
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
2 years
Further afield to watch under achieving toon sides in the late 70s and 80s’ by the time the 90a came we could go by ourselves’ this club is passed down through generations’ I will think of him with every winning goal we score until it’s time for my own mortality. RIP ❤️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
9 months
@JordToon I don’t mind them’ but that Villawatch is a mixed up soul’ his 1st love must of had her back doors pummelled by a mag!
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
9 months
Someone wake me up when we’ve won a trophy’ only waited 50yr to date! 🤣🤣🤣 Win lose or draw’ love this club’ fantastic pints of Guinness, and lots of them….over and out! 👍⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️♥️
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
1 year
Anyone not happy about being moved due to the club investing in corporate areas’ I’m happy to pay you 3 times the value of your season ticket?! 🤷‍♂️ Don’t cry’ be grateful you have a season ticket’ this club is only at the beginning of Take Off! 🚀
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2 years
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
3 years
@trevor8sinclair @talkSPORT We’ve been stuck on the back shelf for years, there’s not a current pro or Ex pro who doesn’t get the potential this club can be, we were battered of Ashley for 14 yr, we were ridiculed by pundits for years, this club,my club is the best jewel in the crown, thank you Trevor 👍
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
2 years
Happy birthday to my brother @Newbigginlad roll on next season ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️♥️
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
2 years
Never nice getting battered but can you imagine if fatty had still been in charge’ we’d have been relegated weeks ago’ Bruce would of been still calling us c£&ts whilst he sat at the dinner table with his son’ let’s not forget …
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
3 years
I’ve just licked my finger opened the front door to test to see how salty the air is today’ are Premier League clubs still crying? 😀
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
6 years
LeJuene passing 45 yard balls like Hoddle did’ don’t think he’s lost out on a headed challenge since he’s become a toon player’ absolute tower!
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
2 years
@PeteGravesTV Aaaw man Pete’ I introduced that song to my father when it came out all them yrs back’ two months ago he passed away’ this song was played at his funeral’ a proud Geordie and massive toon fan’ love the words ⬛️⬜️
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
2 years
We’ve gone from this to this! 😂😂😂🤪I wake up most mornings’ and pinch myself! @NUFC ❤️🇸🇦
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
2 years
@NCSL1892 @MailSport I never spent a penny on club merchandise in Ashley’s last 10yr at the club’ this shirt will be the 1st I will since the takeover was completed’ I like it’ and the fact it’ll wind people up’ I’ll get one for my daughter too 😁💚💚
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
1 year
You’ll never walk alone being sung at the king’s coronation concert’ and that lot at Anfield didn’t have the decency to acknowledge the National Anthem’
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2 years
Arsenal bound 💪♥️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
1 year
I’ve just messaged an old gentleman I know (West Ham fan) … lost his wife to cancer couple yr back’ fought bowel cancer himself last yr’ last week he told me he was going to Prague with his grandson’ love it.. here his reply lol
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2 years
I never had a good relationship with 1 of my stepsons in the early days’ but in recent years he’s grown up’ I’ve changed my ways for the better’ he’s out on the drink with his pals tonight’ he’s just phoned me to tell me he loves me and appreciates everything I’ve done for him ✊
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
7 years
Retweet if you think MIKE ASHLEY IS A BIG FAT FUCKING DICK!
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
2 years
@TotalSpursTV @Transferzone00 @ArashMassoudi You care or you wouldn’t of tweeted this shite 🤣🤣🤣
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
2 years
DJ Shak (or whatever his name is)…don’t get all jealous cos the lad is doing something good for himself’ his music isn’t my cup of tea’ but he’s just another bit of positivity whilst this club goes forward’ embrace what we have don’t slay him ffs 🤦‍♂️
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
2 years
Some great scenes last night’ we go again today 💪
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
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@LiamNUFC9 Seen that fog a few times’ never could understand 🤦‍♂️ that’s parenting gone wrong’ brought up by makems 🤣
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
4 years
@JonLyme94 @DailyMirror That’s Neil Warnock 🤣🤣
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
11 months
Just got back to London’ what an amazing night… walking through Victoria to catch my connecting train with chest out’ toon shirt on and as proud as punch ❤️ ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️ love this football club.
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
2 years
I’ve had worse Sundays! 👀
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
6 years
I predicted #safc to lose in play offs this season, i stick by this...because their dog shit and have a manager who would be out of his depth at Beddlington Terriers! 🤫😂
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
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@GordonRamsay I can feel a heart beat
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2 years
@exiledmackem7 What gives you the right to even mention Europe’ you’ve flirted around div 2/3 for almost a decade’ with the occasional trip to Leicester Square to take a dump whilst holding a scarfe with 3 fingers missing’ come on now’ you’ve got this! 😀
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
2 years
The daughter gearing up for her first away day on Saturday! If she’s not vomiting on Stella by 2pm I’ll be disappointed 🤣🤣
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
2 years
Bruno’s coming home…
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5 years
@TheBlues___ Best Cfc manager in modern era, that double you won 👌 and Roman ditched him 🤦‍♂️ I’m a neutral’ I thought he was superb with yous, Wilkins by his side...
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
2 years
I guess Anthony Gordon will have to prove his doubters wrong! Not me tho’ I think he’ll be a great addition….
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
3 years
@PoliticsForAlI @LBC There not doing a very good job insulating Britain’ it’s pissing down! 😂🙄
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
1 year
We’re in 👌
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
5 years
Jordan Pickfords mam!
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1 year
@waldron1994 They celebrated numerous players in recent history accused of rape and convicted of being a kiddie fiddler….
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
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@Feyenoord @LMnufc87 Eddie Howe will turn him into a worldie 🤣💪
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
7 months
@LeonardLeazes @MichaelHopeJef1 1. You and your fan base are a bunch of fannies. 2. Your mam still washes behind your lugs 👂 3. 110 days of tears still surfacing' get a grip bell cheese!
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
2 years
My stepson is 18, he went to college to learn how to plaster at 16, interrupted by covid his learning of the trade was abysmal, I felt for him’ confidence low, I got him fixed up with a local 1 man band…. Almost 1 yr on and he’s working on a price’ he’s earn’t £1100 this week!
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
2 years
@NUFC Seen Bilbao play once at SJP pre season friendly under Sir Bobby Laurent Robert debut. Once in the old San Mammes stadium for our Uefa cup match and once at Camp Nou So I’ll be coming up for this one ☝️ bit of a soft spot for the basques.
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
2 years
Absolutely buzzing for tonight’ no nerves, no butterflies’ full on confident we’re get summit tonight ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️👍
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
2 years
A blast from the past! No longer baggy on me now’ had it since new!
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
4 years
Happy Birthday Kevin Keegan! What a player’ a manager ... nothing will please me more than for Ashley to disappear and KK to be seen as a spectator or even offered a background role within the club... just hearing his voice makes the hairs on my neck stand up
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
9 months
If we do get K Philips from City (which I’m a fan off) it looks like a section of our fanbase will be proven wrong like they were when they thought AG was a waste of money… I’ll look forward to the “I didn’t think he’d be this good” posts by the end of May if this deal happens.
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
2 years
@harryNewsham Embarrassing’ go back to school little boy
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
8 months
My 1st visit to SJP was 39yr ago this week’ a home leg against Brighton in the FA cup 3rd round’ I sat on one of those concrete crush barriers with my dad behind me on the lower tier left hand side’ we got beat 3-1 🙄 remember it like yesterday.
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
3 years
@Alwaleed_Saudi is the most photographed person in Newcastle tonight’ and rightly so’ all them months of uncertainty over the takeover’ he kept me believing, enjoy your weekend Alwaleed’ we’re meet some day 👍💪🇸🇦♥️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
4 years
Too much time on my hands today’ made this out of an old pine bed and an old oak worktop... I’m stupid really, I should of just went on the piss like I used to on Saturday haha
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
9 months
@VillaWatch1 Oh hello again 👋
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
1 year
@knaggsy097 @NUFC Haha who would of thought Man U fans tweeting stuff like this to fans of that wee club in the northeast! Just shows how far we have come 🤙 Embarrassing
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
1 year
Lanzarote 👌🍺
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
11 months
Great to see Rob Elliot (former keeper) get the Gateshead job… hope it works for him 👌
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
2 years
@alfonso_leocad Thank fuck’ got sick of hearing about him
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
4 years
Dear Qatar 🇶🇦 I’ve been streaming games from BeIn sports too! Please remind the footballing world how you became in a position to host a World Cup again 👀🤔 #corruptFIFA #Qatar #FIFA #PremierLeague
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
9 months
@langer1066 So does a geordie who’s spent 50 yr of his life in the south qualify to support the toon even if he’s lost his accent? But still averages 10/15 games a season for 30/40yr? Cannot really call mags glory hunters yet’ theirs a story behind most nufc fans reasoning to support nufc
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
10 months
Slept like a log this afternoon!!!’ 30hr round trip, cracking day… with @Beardsleymagic8
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
2 years
Any streams for the toons match tonight? And before you say’ I couldn’t give a toss who knocks on my door tonight! 🤣
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
2 years
The daughter has just ironed my glad rags’ she’s even packed my bag 😆 toon shirt at the ready too 👨‍👧train from Kings X to Newcastle tomorrow morn 👌💪 match tomorrow night, can’t wait ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
2 years
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Rob Allbright ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️
2 years
@OllieHolt22 Don’t forget to blame the Saudi owners of NUFC Olive 🫒 It’s always our fault 😂😂👍
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