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16 days

it’s a tie between these two…vote (in replies)

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you know what fuck it if team present DOESNT win then i will 5 star the most liked weapon in the replies

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presidential debate 2024

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the secret fourth member of deep cut that NOBODY talks about…

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@inkstruggletwts ISNT THERE 8?

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mfs under 1k followers tweeting:

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fourth wall breaking in splatoon is so funny

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found family but it’s two funky lesbians, their daughter, and the cool dj aunt

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splatoon fans when they see a question with three possible answers

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im crying this splatfest ass question

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call me spoiled but i feel like 15 gold is WAYYYYY less than we deserve especially after exceeding the quota into the billions

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@sharkurako @rjisreall I personally dont think those Octo-“People” should be allowed to compete in Splatfest 😬

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me opening youtube on february 22nd and seeing “Splatoon 3: Side Order-ALL BOSES” with the final boss smack dab in the middle of the thumbnail

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6 months

funniest splshtag ive seen in a while #Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch

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7 months

this 9 year old plaza still does splatfests the old fashioned way

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5 months

big man has won every special fest

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6 months

this is actually the realest image i’ve ever fucking seen

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6 months

losing splatoon 1 feels a lot like this

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11 months

“you know splatoon right?” “you probably know this, but if you say callie and marie’s names together-“

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bloom 🪽^_^🪽

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THERE'S SOME FUCKING LESBIAN TRYING TO KILL ME HILY SHIT

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11 months

@autismpills same energy

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no way

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7 months

getting grizzco charger in salmon run then sticking the joycon up my ass

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2 months

dude this is like…maximum yuri… also why doesn’t big man get any love? 😭

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9 months

ATENTION SPLATOON TWITTER tomorrow, we all must log onto splatoon 3 and bully the new kids who just got the game for christmas it’s something we enjoys doing last year, so we must continue this year.

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10 months

are you serious?

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10 months

Why are people so adamant that Marina is a lesbian, we don’t know shit about her sexuality 😭

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9 months

growing up is realizing splatoon 2 inklings and octolings look WEIRD. they’re so wide and shiny and younger looking. here are some side by side comparisons

Noko *ECHOES OF WISDOM HYPE ✨*

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9 months

Sometimes I just... sit and think about the fact that these are on the same console

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9 months

“hey, it’s me! nemona!”

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bloom 🪽^_^🪽

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9 months

THERE'S SOME FUCKING LESBIAN TRYING TO KILL ME HILY SHIT

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7 months

agent 8 whenever they walk past pearl and marinas room:

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10 months

japanese splatoon players after picking the darkest skin tone in the game because it makes them look “intimidating”

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1 month

the squished pngs are killing me

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3 months

@autismpills waking up cold is the most rejuvenating experience while waking up hot is like you died in your sleep and you’ve woken up in the 9th layer of hell

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4 months

wait does this mean 6 stages are getting removed from pvp for an entire weekend

Splatoon North America

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4 months

Announcement from Grizzco! "Incredible amounts of salmonids are expected to arrive everywhere all at once between 6/7 5pm PT and 6/9 5pm PT. We've named this incident a BIG Big Run to indicate the increased threat level. We ask for your help in overcoming this BIG big challenge."

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7 months

splatok is crazy 😭 (thread cus i can’t fit it all into one post)

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10 months

splatoon 2: octo expansion if it was written by vivziepop:

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9 months

“do you really wanna go back to the early splatoon 3 days where we had NOTHING⁉️”

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8 months

sex is a very intimate act Your body is a temple and you shouldn't be sharing it with a splatoon player

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8 months

fun fact: pearl is the oldest idol

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11 months

homophobia

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6 months

why are the bad bitches always getting mind controlled with badass looking glasses

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7 months

ok this made me giggle #Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch

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9 months

@datbx_ my twitter bugged this was like a jumpscare

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7 months

why did marina make this

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7 months

my condolences to the weapons that had to wait until the very last update to get a second kit (that will probably be bad)

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7 months

….?

NO CONTEXT HUMANS

@HumansNoContext

7 months

Your last saved pic is the father.

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5 months

her outfit is actually inspired by marinas outfit in side order🧡 also stream open it’s a good song

Alice Peralta

@AlicePeralta_JP

5 months

I got so many questions for the Outfit of my Music Video「OPEN」 I wore the orange suit in my Music Video cuz, I want my fans who know me from Splatoon to hear my music🫶✨ Splatoon is an important part of my career, so I put the essence of it into my own work with BIG respect🤍

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8 months

🚨BREAKING | pearl drops new diss track on frye titled “big forehead”

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9 months

what color is fryes mouth

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8 months

this had me so gagged i thought this was a new ranked mode

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i have an idea! on april 8th, we should all dress as kaori and john in splatoon 3 to commemorate splatoon 1 and the servers shutting down #Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch

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6 months

@TheBLUScout_

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6 months

pls tell me i’m nit the only one who thinks that while marina sounds beautiful here shiver doesn’t sound…too great😭

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Octa

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1 month

This is THE biggest event in Splatoon History and this is how they decide to treat their poster characters and advertise the teams. Instead of animating a cutscene we get squished png and 2017 render of the characters. The lack of effort is astounding. Fans have done 100x better.

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4 months

big man says free palestine

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9 months

ONE fruit must GO😭

𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚

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9 months

ONE fruit must GO😭

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6 months

this look like the shit emmet was going through in the lego movie

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10 months

we do not need a third playable species fuck your raylings your salmonlings whatever y’all be talking abt😭

🍉♢Bungus🥦fan • Wungus☂️h8r

@Maskavado

10 months

haven't seen this one sooo what Splatoon opinion are you defending like this ???

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@yandhiisntreal

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4/20 splatfest

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10 months

why isn’t there a deep cut amiibo 3 pack like these two

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11 months

this shit was a fucking filler episode

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8 months

remember the spicy sweet sour splatfest. remember how this was a blatant and obvious frye w. can we do that again for this splatfest

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6 months

thinking back on it this was kind of stupid like why would you make a 3ds without the 3d feature that can’t close

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9 months

ur never gonna believe this

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we need to get jay eazy to play splatoon

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THEY PUT ME ON TIKTOK LMAO

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you’re not a real splatoon fan of you can’t sing at least one song word for word by heart

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god fucking dammit bro

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@HbBl0ssm yes!! like girl what are you looking at

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who’s the cheater now??? lmfao

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@PhantomArcade3K i forgot senpai was canonically racist what the helll😭

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“why are trans day of visibility and easter sunday the same day? the christians are getting their holiday taken awa-“

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goggles being in side order looks like a self insert oc being poorly drawn into the story alongside the main character

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Goggles

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my pete ness when it gets hard:

daniël OVER ON BLUESKY🦋 @kaasiand.cool

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the pens even change orientation in long range mode????

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@uorplefever i can’t believe steve was played by matthew lillard AND matthew lillard. they practically look like twins it’s insane

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS ALWAYS IN THE GAME #Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch

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@_claypot that’s an insane opening lyric

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call me asexual cus i dont fuck around #Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch

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7 months

the “Splatoon!” community if making the worst takes was a class

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Can we all agree that the Tar Tar fight was horrible gameplay wise?

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“I WANTED TO RUN QUAD CRAB”

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Im sorry

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Who's got that one Splatoon video?

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@TurboStunkk how are you gonna call this a conservative movie when this guy exists

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cuttlefish brainwashing callie in splatoon 2

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I CANT FUCKING BELIVE TEAM PAST WON THAT WAS THE ONLY FUCKING TEAM I DIDNT WANT TO WIN. TEAM PAST WERE A BUNCH OF SWEATY ASS SQUID SISTERS OBSSED TRYHARDS WHO SPAWNCAMPED EVERY GAME!!!! THE SQUID SISTERS ARE SO FUCKING MID OTH IS CLEARLY BETTER. NOW SPLATOON 4 IS GONNA BE ASS.

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remember when they did this stupid shit and made a poster not a trailer like, why.

Splatoon North America

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Breaking news! SRL here with advance info about next season in the Splatoon 3 game! We'll be entering Fresh Season 2023 on March 1st, and SRL's hardworking scientists have you covered with a plethora of discoveries. Grab 8 pencils (if you have tentacles), and start taking notes!

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“girl our weapons were meta we were splash mains”

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is this dialogue rare? #Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch

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@KeionJ05 the agents

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WHAT THE FUCK YOU CANT JUST PLAY THAT SONG OUT OF NOWHERE #Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch

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“please don’t nerf our weapon sir”

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@fluffscrown marina: the cement reminds me of construction sites…and they use machinery at construction sites…and i love machinery….cus it reminds me of home <3 pearl: i like vanilla cus it’s good

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“soo i heard you ran tripple crab at this lan-“