cw: cheating, mpreg, endgame wx tho
when you marry into the Lan Clan but not with the brother you wanted so you make it everyone else’s problem
#MDZS
#魔道祖师
#wangxian
and WHY are we not addressing people being sinophobic towards hualian/wangxian bc “their western fanon red/blue ship” lost to them??
calling hualian/wangxian “weird”, “nonsensical”, saying “no one knows them” (china is a country w/ a population of more than 1 billion btw)
"teen lwj was an asshole” I say into the mic.
The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
"she’s right," they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 2nd row stands: Lan Wangji himself.
older omega wwx (37) who thinks he’s past his prime, one night he meets younger alpha lwj (24) and they have a one night stand and now wwx is pregnant for the very first time 🥺
“wwx is a baby who shouldn’t apologize for anything ever” i say into the mic
the crows boos. i begin to walk away in shame when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room
“they’re right” i look for the owner of the voice. there, in the third row stands Lan Wangji himself
beta!lwj x omega!wwx,,,
imagine lwj having the most beautiful omega as his mate even tho he cant do the things an alpha can,,,
and after many tries wwx ends up pregnant<3
“why do so many artists draw wwx shorter than lwj !!1!1!!”
because i literally can ??? i just pick a pencil and i can draw whatever tf i want ??? is it that deep ???
we always talk about emperor lwj but what about empress wwx who falls in love with commoner lwj,,, he saw him once while hanging out in the royal balcony and decided “yes thats the one im gonna marry” even though his ladies in waiting tell him thats a TERRIBLE idea 🫣
i still side eye ppl who are under 18 reading and consuming danemei and then complain about how “sexualized” the fandoms are like, first of all these novels are NOT for you
ITS TIMEEEEEE WOOO GOOD LUCK TO YOUR FAV BABY GIRL
Poll in comments
(If you all end up arguing I’m stopping the poll it’s only some fun plz do not take this seriously, sorry if you baby girl didn’t make it I may do it again at some point :3)
ik this is a joke but i need ppl to understand that lwj is the type of character who speaks through actions, he literally went against everything he believed in to be with/protect his beloved. Hc and Lwj are so different, their devotion to their husbands should not be questioned
all of the alphas are jealous of lwj because omegas and alphas are meant to be together !! how did he win over the most beautiful omega if he’s a beta???
idk if i dreamed this?? but i remember reading a mdzs extra where lwj and wwx tried to “switch” in bed but lwj just could *not* get into it and wwx was so bothered by his lack of enthusiasm lmao so wwx was like “ok fine do me as always” and lwj IMMEDIATELY got into it lol
do you ever think about how lwj took his time to create a song for wwx and even decided to name it after their names combined HE’S SUCH A HOPELESS ROMANTIC
it’s so funny seeing ppl getting so worked up over wwx winning the twink poll like skdjkd
“wwx is not a twink please im begging !!1!!”
ma’am this is a wendy’s
“Name one hero who was happy.”
“I can’t.”
“I know, they never let you be famous and happy. I’ll tell you a secret.”
“Tell me.”
“I’m going to be the first.”
my preview for
@tartaliauzine
!
🛒
#tartali
#タル鍾
hualian cuddling in a summer night, xie lian starts to get a little too warm and gently removes himself from hua cheng’s arms to get some fresh air
Hua Cheng: … so you don’t love me anymore?
why do tiktok stans act like TGCF is some kind of purist sacred bible ??? it’s a BL novel just like MDZS, you know, the one that disgusts you so much bc of the incense burner extras
me, a year later after reading tgcf, realizing that the white flower that HC protects from the rain and the flower from “crimson rain sought flower” name IS xie lian
when will people accept that teen lwj being an asshole was part of his character development, he’s not the soft, weak, “wwx treated me poorly” bullied character y’all paint him to be