Security spot check when getting on the ferry home lugging two heavy bags. The two guys laughed when I said it was mostly sex toys. They blushed when they opened my bags and realized I wasn’t joking. 😊
Finally sold my old sofa, to a woman who wanted it for her Pentecostal church. Hurried home from a kinky hookup to meet her - while she tried to recruit me I managed to deftly hide my gimp suit from the sofa. Sorry, church lady - it's simply too late for me.
"We're going for a walk in the park", he said. I suspected I would be chained to a tree and beaten, which I felt was confirmed when he handed me a backpack with a rubber stick in it. I did not expect being hooded without warning and shoved into a nearby parked car.