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Locke

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19 days

If you don't have a good day today I will send a nuclear bomb at him

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1 year

Stacey Abrams once appeared on Star Trek as the President of Earth She then immediately went on to lose the election for just Georgia

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10 months

My favorite reply ever on Twitter was from an 72yo Vietnam vet

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6 months

@offtheraiIs @h00pDR34m2 Was hoping for a different ending to that last question tbh

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9 months

Another video of a panda eating because it's better than Israel and Hamas videos

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9 months

@tbonetommy39 @mrpyo1 LMAO having to hit a single defenseless enemy suspended in the air for 50 seconds to kill it He's right no movie would ever be this terrible

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9 months

@videogameceo @IGN Sorry we don't all gush over the latest lazily made call of duty game every year

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4 months

Unfortunately this will be our last weekend together, but I'm so grateful I got to make the last few years of his life fun and different than what he was used to Ty for the prayers

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4 months

Old boy can't walk, back left leg not working. Wish him luck please

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3 months

IRS Agent: I mean you're looking at like... $173,000 owed over the last 7 years Me [sliding a $20 bill across the table]: How about we see what Abraham Lincoln has to say

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4 months

Old boy can't walk, back left leg not working. Wish him luck please

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7 months

Absolute goofball

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7 months

Tomorrow I'm posting the best bear picture I've ever seen, but only the first 1,000,000 will be allowed to see it before I delete

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1 year

This is real, a few people didn't know this These two things happened within 8 months of each other

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1 year

I'm at a fancy steakhouse and my date ordered "tendies" off the kids menu and keeps talking about Hitler

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8 months

Y'all my mom fell and hit her head really badly, if you could say some prayers in in the ambulance on the way to the hospital

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1 year

@PDakkadakka @Luca_Loveless Dinklage was worried that one or more of the dwarf actors would stand out and he would have less roles as the token dwarf

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1 year

Lost a follower Luckily every day I manually take an inventory of every one of you I'll find you you sonofabitch

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8 months

Mommm

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1 year

Just said "Have a nice good" to the pharmacist as I walked out the door

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8 months

My rap song about not having sex before marriage is not doing well

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3 months

World War 3 is popping off and you're looking at bears jumping on Twitter What is wrong with you

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7 months

I got the pretty girl at work for Secret Santa so I'm gifting her a box full of photos of me working out

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1 year

@PrimitivPatriot Lmao the community notes are getting funnier and funnier

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2 months

Every time you call me an idiot this is who you're insulting

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15 days

I actually forgot it was my birthday, I've been up for like 3 hours just thinking about the economy

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3 months

My social media manager: Nobody wants videos of cats in front of fires at 9pm Me: You're fired Mom

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1 year

I bought a bunch of Marijuana to try it and ate at least four of the balls, I just have had a stomach ache

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9 months

This is how bears brush their teeth in nature

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9 months

This old dork is on new pain medication and sprints around like he's 3 again, i can't keep up until he wears himself out

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4 months

Watching the breaking bad series finale with people who haven't seen it I haven't spoiled how Walt Jr. gets robotic limbs and becomes the drug kingpin

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11 months

Me 5 seconds before my date stands up and leaves

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8 months

I can't tell y'all how much I appreciate the support we got, even for those who aren't the praying type She's home safe after some stitches and scans

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8 months

Y'all my mom fell and hit her head really badly, if you could say some prayers in in the ambulance on the way to the hospital

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7 months

@Callicleez Oh yeah, the Epstein guy who did Democrat fundraisers for years I doubt any of them are worried

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6 months

Just hit 1k followers, this is me holding you all

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8 months

Little dork realized if he sticks his paw out dramatically he will get scratches because I'm a sucker

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3 months

He's better than me

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8 months

Antifa made a list of like 20 thousand offensive accounts and my videos of bears being stupid put me on the list

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9 months

SNEAK LEVEL 100

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4 months

What do you think his current emotion is

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5 months

In like 2011 I was in rehab and my dad threw away / gave away all my stuff (including a new Camry), but I found out today my mom rescued my favorite painting (I could only use black and white paste) Not a lot of things really make me emotional, but this is one

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7 months

Everyone went to sleep and I had this awesome bear video, it even looks fake but hell yeah it's just a bear

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8 months

I would have taken him on a walk, but he's been staring at me for an hour like this and making me uncomfortable

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7 months

My sister gets me

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1 month

I found an important video for my late night homies and homegirls

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9 months

Get a job you fat slob

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4 months

Tucke-Tuck spent the weekend being harassed by people coming over to say bye and looked at me like "help" the whole time He slept like a rock every night

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5 months

Just put a robbery note in the bank drive thru thing, now we wait

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6 months

What the heck dude

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3 months

Drunkenly realizing this isn't my home

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9 months

If one of you doesn't tweet for more than 24 hours I file a missing person's report

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9 months

He has dropped out of the race I've lost everything

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9 months

My wife divorced me because I won't stop campaigning for Mike Pence

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7 months

I have many important things to do today

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6 months

I woke him up to tell him I found the original Japanese dub of an old Godzilla movie and he said he never cared in the first place

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11 months

a girl sent me a DM saying "hi" what do I do

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12 days

I only follow really mature people

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1 year

Some of you aren't joking about being crazy?

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2 months

Cats are responsible for over 250,000 deaths a year in America

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5 months

Celebrity guest appearance at my Mom's house

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1 year

@legochrist It's funnier than anything a comedy writer could think up

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1 month

You can like bear pictures now and nobody will know

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4 months

Twitter is a terrible idea when you're already in a horrible mood but then you see a bear waving

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8 months

Is it too late to post a video of a dog sprinting around a house like a lunatic on a Saturday

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4 months

I have to admit she's correct

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9 months

My wife divorced me because I won't stop campaigning for Mike Pence

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10 months

Check this ladies man out

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7 months

This dog is on welfare, wasting taxpayer money

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2 months

Just wanted to say you are all the best

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9 months

Just got a haircut, what do you think

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8 months

My arch enemy is back and making fun of me

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8 months

Special Agent Locke, FBI We'll be taking over this investigation

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2 months

Me when mom says the Pizza Rolls are ready

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7 months

"SIKE"

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2 months

Nobody has ever been awake after 11pm so I can post anything and nobody can stop me

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2 months

I'm going to jail, anyone need anything

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5 months

@Psyop_Watch @mamainflats @Fair_and_Biased @MrsJellySantos @tumbowrld They seem incapable of understanding what children need

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9 months

When I lose this account, remember me for my warmth and kindness

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3 months

Remember the movie Galaxy Quest starring Tim Allen and Sigourney Weaver

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7 months

If one of you doesn't tweet for more than a day I assume you are in jail

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6 months

Dog acting like I'm lying that there are no more treats

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3 months

I can'tbelieve I quit my job at the investment firm for this

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3 months

This ain't your grandma's account I'm edgy and real

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8 months

Job interviewer asked me what I was doing between my last job and now and I started crying

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5 months

I'm going to give this refund to the first 100 people who like this tweet

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5 months

Drew my dog

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8 months

One day I'll be doing this with my own bear

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8 months

Everyone is asleep, you're allowed to post bears now

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2 months

Some of my mutuals who like cats are still awake and I said if the first video is a cat one I'm gonna post it

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8 months

Check out how talented

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8 months

Bears are goofy

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8 months

"9-1-1, what is your emergency?" "They didn't send any soy sauce"

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6 months

Me when you say you're cooking cheeseburgers tonight

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7 months

You may not believe it, but this is a cat

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9 months

I'm getting fewer likes from the porn bots Either the issue is being fixed or the bots are ignoring me like regular women do

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8 months

How can I make this person's wedding all about me

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1 month

Me pulling up to pick up my date to go to Olive Garden for unlimited breadsticks and soup

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1 month

Elon's next Twitter idea is to light us all on fire

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6 months

Screaming as a ladybug slowly walks by my shoe

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6 months

[gets suspended for 24 hours] They took everything from me

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7 months

This dachsund is ridiculous

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10 months

These are the "civil war history" videos that TikTok has started sending me I haven't learned anything, but I watch hundreds of these a day

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