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R.E. Parrish

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4 years

Brah-madeus, or Amadeus But With Frat Boys. Chapters will be added to this thread as they are made. (1/many)

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cormac mccarthy's king of the hill

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tolkien vs. lewis: allegories

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charles dickens watches "the muppet christmas carol"

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two dudes wearing these buttons fistfighting each other to the death

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in "crimes of the future" kristen stewart has permanently advanced feminism by playing a role usually reserved for men: a nasty, sweaty little weasel

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as the bombs are dropping on america at long last, i return to twitter for one final hurrah. i type "infinite jest is young adult literature" and hit send as i am incinerated

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next year's met gala theme can, should, must and will be "An Anime Convention In 2005"

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nathaniel hawthorne comics

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IN 1974 THE SCIENCE FICTION AUTHOR PHILIP K DICK UNDERWENT DENTAL SURGERY, AFTER WHICH HE REQUIRED PAIN MEDICATION. WHEN THE WOMAN DELIVERING HIS MEDICATION ARRIVED AT HIS DOOR, HE NOTICED HER JESUS FISH NECKLACE, WHICH SEEMED TO EMIT A BEAM OF PINK LIGHT OR ENERGY. AND THEN,

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sir arthur conan doyle & harry houdini comics

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a comic about "annihilation" by @jeffvandermeer

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werner herzog on animal crossing

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young john milton in sunday school

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taylor swift is blood-related to thomas pynchon btw

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get liquored up and take 'em to the peachtree dance

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dostoevsky watches yu-gi-oh!

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also, people keep comparing the dear evan hansen movie to cats (2019). but does dear evan hansen have even a single song that goes as hard as skimbleshanks the railway cat? i doubt it

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new smash character!!

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pet sematary comics

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gift of the magi comics

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the monkey's paw: found the loophole

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"bomb-seller, i am going into battle and i need your strongest bombs" "my strongest bombs would kill you, traveler"

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We saw Oppenheimer in IMAX tonight but the only seats left were the very front row. One of the most upsetting viewing angles of my life

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quick tolkien comic happy friday you fellow former elf-kids

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a david foster wallace interview

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cronenberg x mcdonalds collab

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david lynch runs for president

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hannibal but he can't cook

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might be too soon to call it but i have a feeling she has joined the ranks of my favorite little horrible weasels along with paul dano in there will be blood and pete madmen

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also the dream i had last night was that the u.s. government mandated that the only acceptable noise to make when having sex was that WUUAAHHH scream that mario makes when he falls off a cliff

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the fourth spirit

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"lit bros"

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albert camus comics

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as a kid i thought INTERPOL was something that only existed in the world of artemis fowl. and then when i heard about the band INTERPOL, instead of thinking "wait was the term INTERPOL not invented by the author eoin colfer" i instead thought "oh wow an artemis fowl reference"

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"infinite jest is ya" and "the brothers karamazov is a murder mystery" are two of my smuggest, most slap-provoking book opinions and i cherish them

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the real dracula (happy #worlddraculaday )

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i want to see rihanna in a misa misa cosplay cobbled together from the gothest clothes the target discount rack has to offer. i want to see ezra miller with a minor eye infection from wearing sharingan contact lenses for too many hours in a row.

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hideo kojima adapts richard iii

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literary tattoos: do's and don'ts

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the burger king in yellow

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frank herbert comics

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stanley kubrick conspiracy theory comics

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a comic about how to successfully pitch a tv show

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scary stories around the campfire with young franz kafka

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"god emperor of dune", frank herbert

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philip k dick comics

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2 years

this appears to be making it to the anti-infinite-jest parts of twitter and so i feel compelled to clarify that i love infinite jest and if you don't like it you're my enemy and also prejudiced against young adult literature and are probably therefore a misogynist(?)

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me for the last two years watching the consensus on this website slowly shift toward "infinite jest is good actually" and "marvel movies are bad actually"

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"a christmas story" comics

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the sopranos halloween special

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samuel beckett runs a d&d campaign

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pagliacci comics (happy halloween)

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fear and loathing at the anime con

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as my atoms mingle with the atoms of all my fellow creatures on our way to becoming Something Else they can hear a faint whisper: "well ~actually~ if we're talking about books that are written for literal young adults and not for children, then infinite jest is a perfect example"

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william blake and his editor

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a jeopardy joke..... timely.....

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(and i am related to them both, as is probably nearly every person with massachusetts puritan family history)

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tom sawyer comics

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frankenstein comics

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the sick rhymes of the ancient mariner

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apologies to @markdanielewski

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failed first drafts: louisa may alcott's 'little women'

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what if sopranos but in 2019

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a comic about a gift horse

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i maintain that thomas pynchon will not get the nobel because they know he'd do some shit like send an inflatable sex doll in a novelty "FBI: Female Body Inspector" t-shirt to sweden to accept the award on his behalf. they could not withstand a slapstick dunk of that magnitude

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vladimir nabokov comics

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another tumblr post that i will think about until the last breath leaves my lungs

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thomas pynchon's summer intern

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am i doing this right

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hey you guys, instead of having post-vaccine drug orgies this summer why don't we all read the brothers karamazov and think about God

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the secret fifth kennedy / nixon debate

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mary shelley in kindergarten

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really returning to my roots with this one (being a store-brand kate beaton knockoff)

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your mistake was parasocially latching onto john mulaney instead of gaara of the hidden sand village

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isaac asimov's laws of robotics

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can't believe my dumb ass alma mater doesn't advertise that the guy who does the english voice of sasuke went to our college. like why would they harp on thomas god damn jefferson in all their tours and promotions and neglect to mention sasuke uchiha himself

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john keats smackdown

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@allen_jones_ ok 100% serious, that was the first draft of this joke exactly

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10 minute comic: banned for life from the slam poetry open mic night

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princess diaries comics

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frank herbert's editor

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as if i won't use a proxy

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your guide to the wizards of middle earth

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david foster wallace is hunted in his own home by disaffected '90's youths

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i'm not actually doing a comic every hour for #hourlycomicday but i'm still going to try my damn'dest to ruin it regardless anyway this is timmy turner from the fairly odd parents if he got into pessimist philosophy

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young thomas ligotti in science class

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being friends with edgar allan poe is a challenge

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imagining a weeaboo but for american protestantism. showing a beleaguered pastor their ernst toller cosplay. spotify playlist full of handbell music. john wesley nendoroid. their version of pocky is those stale post-service glazed donuts cut into fourths.

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daedalus and icarus comics

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it's high time someone made a comic about the hero with a thousand faces

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so fuckin' suave

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i feel bad for the google employee who has access to and has seen my horrifyingly detailed google drive excel sheet of asmr girls ranked by how much i wish they were my wife, which i update bi-weekly

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when i was in elementary school we had a day where we were supposed to dress up as the career we wanted when we were grown up and i dressed as a disneyworld imagineer and then i presented to my class an idea for a ride i had which was based on one of my own nightmares

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gotta start exploiting these connections better tbh

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college shakespeare productions

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i dreamed that there was a new jon hamm movie that demonically cursed anyone who watched it but i decided to see it anyway because people on twitter said his performance was incredible

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@vivvian_Strange the common ancestor is jane clark (richard warren from the first chart is swift's ancestor)

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"born in the wrong generation" girls are unfairly maligned imo. nothing better than someone who was born in the 90s but who goes into a catatonic state if you mention the 1972 presidential election

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