#StormHenk
has been named and is forecast to bring very strong winds and heavy rain to parts of southern Britain through the day today
⚠️ Stay
#WeatherAware
personally if i was in the presence of a never before seen painting by a famous artist, i would eat a tiny bit of it, just a small nibble of the corner
jumper designer: you see, the right hand is the goose's head and the left hand is its butt
jumper designer boss, wiping tears away: i'm gonna be so fucking rich
yoga teacher: gently sink into child's pose
me: *gets into child's pose*
yoga teacher: rise up to a strong tabletop hold
me: *is in child's pose*
yoga teacher: and slowly sit
me: *is in child's pose*
yoga teacher: so you're resting on your knees
me: *is in child's pose*
"don't let the fear of messing up put you off bettering yourself", having a very emosh time listening to
@littlemix
's jade thirlwall speak about being an ally on munroe bergdorf's podcast, my heart can't take this 😭💜
if i only had 21 seconds to sing my bit on the song, i wouldn't waste my time telling everyone that i've only got 21 seconds to sing my bit on the song
m&s colin the caterpillar: *sues aldi for cuthbert the caterpillar*
waitrose's cecil the caterpillar, sainsbury's wiggles the caterpillar, tesco's curly the caterpillar, asda's clyde the caterpillar:
@Lord_Sugar
@grahnort
@bbcapprentice
graham norton, if you read this, i’m free on thursday night and would like to hang out. please respond to this and then hang out with me on thursday night when i’m free