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reni 🦌🍂

@reniadeb

8 years

don't allow your worries to ruin your day 💖

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reni 🦌🍂

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4 years

in england, they don't say i'll kick your ass, they say i'll see you on the

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3 years

no, that's my emotional support pile of unread books

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11 months

oof sorry 😬 thanks for letting me know, unfollowing her now, loved her in jurassic park, didn't know she ate children

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Tyrannosaur’s last meal was two baby dinosaurs

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4 years

me and the lads after we get the vaccine

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9 years

"I'm only buying one box so you all best agree on something or we leave the store right now and no one gets anything" http://t.co/D6w4c4bMmY

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2 years

every company from june 1st until june 30th:

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4 years

say goodbye to ms perfect month

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9 years

i always feel slightly dishonest ticking the "i'm not a robot" box because how do i know, how does anyone know for certain

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10 months

🌷 ❤︎

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10 months

i need to go to the moon. NOW.

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@reniadeb

2 years

this could solve literally every problem in the uk

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@reniadeb

11 months

colin the caterpillar? forget about him! the hot new birthday cake everyone wants is shrimantha the shrimp

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@reniadeb

8 years

how did i meet your father? he shouted "OI, YOU NOT GONNA SAY HELLO BACK TO ME, ARE YOU DEAF OR RUDE" as i walked past him and i just knew

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3 years

darling, we have guests, go get the fancy cups

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@reniadeb

4 years

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's wet nasa employee: what? astronaut: *grabs a mop* moon's wet

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@reniadeb

10 months

henk

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10 months

#StormHenk has been named and is forecast to bring very strong winds and heavy rain to parts of southern Britain through the day today ⚠️ Stay #WeatherAware

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3 years

@nbcwashington shakespeare could NEVER

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5 years

i think i've found the person in charge of food delivery substitutions

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7 years

when do horses on opposite sides of a battle realise they're not running really fast to meet new friends

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7 years

me, helping with literally any activity

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@reniadeb

4 years

daft punk should have secretly passed the name and the robot helmets to another duo, creating a tradition and lasting for centuries

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@reniadeb

9 years

"but you can't just CHANGE the race of a character!" let me tell you about the strange case of lavender brown

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6 years

big duck energy

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8 years

🎶 when you try your best but you don't succeed 🎶

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4 years

truth coming out of her well to shame mankind

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7 years

this is how i wrote the conclusion to 100% of my uni essays

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4 years

instead of moving the ship backwards or forwards, have they considered

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1 year

I CRASHED MY CAR INTO A BRIDGE I WATCHED I LET IT BRUM

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8 years

i can probably guess tho

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1 year

babe are you okay you've barely touched your latest new twitter alternative

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9 years

twitter in two acts

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9 years

chinese water deer look like when you pretend to be a walrus with chopsticks

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4 years

me dressed as a drag queen, taking off my wig in the middle of a lip-sync to reveal remy the rat also dressed as a drag queen

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4 years

you've heard of big dick energy, now get ready for

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7 years

me [loudly from the back of a cinema in 2004]: technically they're BOTH aliens and they're BOTH predators

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@reniadeb

3 years

personally if i was in the presence of a never before seen painting by a famous artist, i would eat a tiny bit of it, just a small nibble of the corner

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reni 🦌🍂

@reniadeb

5 years

you've heard of 𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘥 𝘮𝘤𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘥 now get ready for 𝙧𝙚𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙙 𝙢𝙘𝙙𝙚𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙙

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reni 🦌🍂

@reniadeb

1 year

[lovegame lady gaga voice] let's have some fun i've got no coat

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reni 🦌🍂

@reniadeb

1 year

someone you know is gay, bisexual, transgender or Italian, maybe even someone you love, think before you speak hate

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1 year

Happy Pride Month! 🌈

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reni 🦌🍂

@reniadeb

3 years

bröther may i ponder the örb

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reni 🦌🍂

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8 years

what indie band is this

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reni 🦌🍂

@reniadeb

7 years

why does eleven, the strangest thing, not simply eat the other ten?

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reni 🦌🍂

@reniadeb

2 years

so no one at condé nast has said this portmanteau out loud huh

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reni 🦌🍂

@reniadeb

1 year

don't have a bookmark? try using a freshly baked croissant instead

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1 year

The ultimate picnic date 🧺

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@reniadeb

1 year

@dank_ackroyd a councillor took time out of his busy day to get mad at me for a tweet about a sign that's not even his ward

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@reniadeb

1 year

@hugh_raine hugh we've only just met but can you please make picture meals for me

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@reniadeb

7 years

rare to see a baby hippo in the wild, nature is so beautiful

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reni 🦌🍂

@reniadeb

4 years

DREAD PIRATE ROBOTS

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reni 🦌🍂

@reniadeb

7 years

good evening to everyone except past me

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reni 🦌🍂

@reniadeb

11 months

happy stylish but illegal monkey day to all who celebrate

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@reniadeb

1 year

wyna liu, this is magnificent, this is art, i am screaming

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@reniadeb

8 years

when you forget the word "zebra"

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@reniadeb

8 years

establish dominance at ur next dinner party

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reni 🦌🍂

@reniadeb

10 months

jumper designer: you see, the right hand is the goose's head and the left hand is its butt jumper designer boss, wiping tears away: i'm gonna be so fucking rich

Willie Muse

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10 months

Anyway, should I buy this sweater that turns me into a goose?

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@reniadeb

3 years

microdose bisexual awareness week by being a little bit aware of bisexuals all year round

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@reniadeb

3 years

me: hmm, the red one tastes like strawberry but the blue one tastes like raspberry morpheus: please stop licking the pills

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@reniadeb

5 years

can confirm singing happy birthday twice while washing your hands hits different on your actual birthday

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@reniadeb

6 years

┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ LIGHT THE LAMP NOT THE RAT ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

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@reniadeb

2 years

what if dolly parton and jolene are like jekyll and hyde

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@reniadeb

3 years

[soulja boy voice] YULE

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reni 🦌🍂

@reniadeb

4 years

yoga teacher: gently sink into child's pose me: *gets into child's pose* yoga teacher: rise up to a strong tabletop hold me: *is in child's pose* yoga teacher: and slowly sit me: *is in child's pose* yoga teacher: so you're resting on your knees me: *is in child's pose*

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@reniadeb

3 years

literally every greek god to zeus:

out of context brooklyn nine nine

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@reniadeb

7 years

a decision was made here

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@reniadeb

3 years

actually it's only a pyramid scheme if it's from the pyramid region of egypt, otherwise it's a sparkling MLM

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@reniadeb

4 years

dressed smart like a london bloke, before he speak his suit bespoke

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@reniadeb

3 years

"don't let the fear of messing up put you off bettering yourself", having a very emosh time listening to @littlemix 's jade thirlwall speak about being an ally on munroe bergdorf's podcast, my heart can't take this 😭💜

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@reniadeb

7 years

it's a common mistake but "victoria" was actually the name of the doctor, the secret model had no name

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@reniadeb

2 years

you come to me, on this, the 21st night of september, and you ask me if i remember

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@reniadeb

7 years

bröther may i have some flöats

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@reniadeb

4 years

if i only had 21 seconds to sing my bit on the song, i wouldn't waste my time telling everyone that i've only got 21 seconds to sing my bit on the song

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@reniadeb

3 years

NO WORRIES IF NOOT NOOT

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@reniadeb

5 years

this 100% reads like the writer is planning to murder jonathan pryce

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1 year

BOARBIE (2023), directed by greta gerpig, starring margot hoggie

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@reniadeb

7 years

had three cocktails at a nice restaurant, wrote ABSOLUTELY BLOODY MARVELLOUS on a feedback form, alcohol really does change you

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@reniadeb

7 years

they always say werewolf they never ask howwolf

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@reniadeb

3 years

how to get your 10,000 steps in

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@reniadeb

7 years

warning signs at coventry transport museum, tag yourself

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@reniadeb

9 years

only 10 days until valentine's day 💖 💝

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@reniadeb

4 years

m&s colin the caterpillar: *sues aldi for cuthbert the caterpillar* waitrose's cecil the caterpillar, sainsbury's wiggles the caterpillar, tesco's curly the caterpillar, asda's clyde the caterpillar:

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@reniadeb

5 years

sometimes a family is a man, his two husbands, their 200 big cats and an intense feud with carole baskin, and that's okay

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@reniadeb

8 years

has anyone checked if banksy is ok recently?

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@reniadeb

5 years

and jesus said to his disciples, "i'm here for a good friday, not a long friday"

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@reniadeb

2 years

watching the birds with my cat so he knows that i care about his interests

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@reniadeb

9 years

Mate, that's a poster, not a person.

Ciaran Jenkins

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9 years

Just asked Yvette Cooper three times if any Labour MPs have asked her to pull out. She wouldn't say. http://t.co/W5HImDbETW

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@reniadeb

3 years

do you think the hot water tap and the cold water tap are real friends or just work friends

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@reniadeb

5 years

*to the theme tune of TMNT*

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3 years

@MayorofLondon david hockney, as he realises the art submission deadline he forgot about is in one minute:

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@reniadeb

3 years

crocs man wears crocs shoes are the shoes made of flesh or is he made of shoe he screams for he does not know

cthulhuey lewis and the news

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3 years

Found an extremely cursed croc golem, wearing crocs

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@reniadeb

11 months

what is the charge? stealing doughnuts? a succulent 10,000 doughnuts?

BBC News (UK)

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Australian woman charged with stealing van carrying 10,000 doughnuts

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@reniadeb

8 years

masculinity so fragile and ashy

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@reniadeb

5 years

ask not for whom the

Fuck Every Word 2.0

@fckeveryword

5 years

fuck tolls

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@reniadeb

8 years

the 80 year old female bodybuilder who started weightlifting when she was 60 is inspiring me to do no exercise for the next 30 years

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@reniadeb

3 years

@Lord_Sugar @grahnort @bbcapprentice graham norton, if you read this, i’m free on thursday night and would like to hang out. please respond to this and then hang out with me on thursday night when i’m free

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@reniadeb

7 years

if you play 4'33" by john cage on december 31st at exactly 11:55:27, no one will invite you to their party ever again

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