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I'm the wheelman | H-Town Forever ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿพ

NY
Joined May 2011
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@reezySZN
reezy
7 years
People don't even have healthcare anymore yall cant be doing this
@thecomeback
The Comeback
7 years
KFC is cooking up The Chizza, a personal pizza with a fried chicken crust
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2 years
Alperen Sengun just tried to end Zach Collins (w/full bench reaction)
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7 years
@GeorgeFoster72 @Nuface and the cop shoots your dog, he can claim self defense and be off no problem
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@reezySZN
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8 years
Taylor Swift after she found out Kanye got the video of her okaying that line on Famous.
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8 years
In addition to passing all my classes, I have a 4.0 GPA if you deduct all the classes I got B's and C's in.
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
8 years
In addition to winning the Electoral College in a landslide, I won the popular vote if you deduct the millions of people who voted illegally
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6 years
what the hell has Nelly Furtado been up to???
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5 years
Ty Lue walking into the Laker's locker room
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7 years
This is a terrorist. Not a lone wolf. This is a terrorist. Not a lone wolf. This is a terrorist. Not a lone wolf.
@DailyMail
Daily Mail US
7 years
'Lone wolf' student Alexandre Bissonnette sole suspect accused of killing six at Quebec City mosque
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2 years
TyTy on IG live responding to a question on who he's excited to play against: "All them ****** that got picked before me, except my teammates" AHAHAHAHA YESSSS WE GOT DAWGS
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2 years
When you used to watch CP3 slap Harden's manboobs in the Western Conference Finals and now you're watching a 19 year old and a 20 year old go at it in October.
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2 years
@doddery_rages @TheNBACentral @MarkBermanFox26 bc kpj said the team saved his life, not bc he secured the bag ๐Ÿ’€
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@reezySZN
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7 years
and Blake is only 5 years older than Shahid lmaoooo
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1 year
I know I wasnโ€™t supposed to get attached to players during a rebuild, but I donโ€™t wanna see any of them go.
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NBACentral
1 year
The Houston Rockets are gauging the trade interest in K.J. Martin, Usman Garuba and Josh Christopher, per @JakeLFischer
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7 years
๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”
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2 years
I need an explanation ASAP lol
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@reezySZN
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6 years
bro Cavs gotta trade this man
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@reezySZN
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8 years
โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿธ
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7 years
Iโ€™ve been without nicotine for 2 weeks. Last night, I had a dream I got married to a pack of Newports.
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7 years
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2 years
Turk Nowitzki
@BradeauxNBA
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When ลžengรผn consistently starts to hit this post fade, heโ€™s going to be unstoppable.
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6 years
y'all think the rockets are playing lmao
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2 years
@RollingStone
Rolling Stone
2 years
Police said they were seeking a suspect identified only as a man wearing a gas mask and an orange construction vest. According to an NYPD source, the subway shooting suspectโ€™s escape may have actually been enabled by a police error.
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8 months
@geemultani24 @LegionHoops @JTGatlin yall lost by 30 in 3 quarters lmao
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2 years
@shadow5bass @aniceburrito Iโ€™m Hindu but what the fuck is an abstinence dot lmao
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5 years
Jay Versaceโ€™s entire career is doing this picture
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6 years
@HaroldHilton22 @moonlightminty i'm commenting so i remember to watch the postgame interview ignore me
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2 years
โ€œitโ€™s just summer leagueโ€ โ€œitโ€™s just drew leagueโ€ โ€œitโ€™s just preseasonโ€ โ€œitโ€™s just regular seasonโ€ donโ€™t let miserable ppl who have endless excuses ruin your enjoyment. your team played really well, and the rookies showed out. thatโ€™s all that you need to enjoy this win.
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7 years
@reezy_season wowowowow my best tweet is about fried chicken pizza who woulda guessed
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6 months
@venkatesh_koka @GeopolDoggo @historyinmemes buddyโ€™s non-โ€œMSMโ€ source is most likely Whatsapp lol
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6 years
POGBA
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7 months
Good. The Rockets should have to put some effort into filling the lower bowl and creating an atmosphere that opposing teams will notice. You can't just keep giving away all the lower bowl seats to corporate sponsors who don't show up to games and expect to be ranked anywhere but
@SummitSOMpod
Summit State Of Mind
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Toyota Center is voted as the worst arena in The NBA. Agree or disagree?
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2 years
51/10/10 is a prime James Harden statline lmao
@RTNBA
NBA Retweet
2 years
Rockets backcourt tonight in double OT: Jalen Green: 27pts, 4reb, 7ast Kevin Porter Jr: 24pts, 6reb, 3ast
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1 year
James Harden's new agent seems to have a good relationship with Jalen Green
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8 years
Vic Mensa watching Chance and Kanye's relationship blossom.
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@reezySZN
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6 years
this is the white version of Kendrick doing the Black Panther soundtrack
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Marshall Mathers
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2 years
Eric Gordon will always be funniest dude to me.
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1 year
if we win this game
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5 years
I ainโ€™t got nothing to promote, so hereโ€™s a picture of my dog
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5 years
@halaIboy @DoctorPetunia what if he just finding out she got kids
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6 years
@h_scobee @Jayfilletokay @WWLTV God couldn't even stop him from shooting up a school, but he's gonna punish him eternally for it?
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@macyhaha @ThisWasAM1stak3 sometimes things just come together.
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4 years
yโ€™all remember that elite bike squad of cops that was supposed to be deployed soon? well they got deployed...
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3 years
@FreemanTheSerb @realSamWeber @mama_rabes @jon_bois @amazonnews @repmarkpocan And thatโ€™s the fault of the teacher unions? Not the underfunded Department of Education?
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reezy
7 years
bootleg Suge Knight doing bootleg Suge Knight things
@wsvn
WSVN 7 News
7 years
Straight Outta Comptonโ€™ actor arrested for battery in Sunny Isles
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9 years
Seth Russell wears 17. Jarrett Stidham wears 3. This is Baylor's 8th game. 1738. Baylor national champions confirmed.
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6 years
it's hilarious to see white people defending white people for using the n word, but man this exchange was just too satisfying.
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1 year
whether we overpay him or yโ€™all overpay him, itโ€™s a win for us and a loss for yโ€™all.
@BrooklynNetcast
Brooklyn Netcast
1 year
I canโ€™t wait till Rockets fans finally stop acting like they are getting Cam Johnson, heโ€™s here for the long haul. #NetsWorld
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8 years
If I run into Kanye and Kim in London I'll probably just pass out.
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@teroyaeason
MOMSTER โ€œ๐Ÿซ–โ€
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@BiasedHouston @FCHWPO Yโ€™all have put everyone but Christ himself in a Rockets jersey. โ˜˜๏ธ
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7 years
Rockets should make @VernonMaxwell11 the guy who tweets for the @HoustonRockets account.
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8 years
This is when I realized buying an Apple Watch was worth it.
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8 months
Everyone commenting about โ€œtranslate thisโ€ or saying heโ€™s โ€œnot speaking Englishโ€ are just exposing themselves and they donโ€™t even know it. Embarrassing.
@PauloAlvesNBA
Paulo Alves
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Jalen Green via his IG #Rockets
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2 years
Can every night be rodeo night?
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7 years
when Kanye promised you 3 albums in 2016 when King Push was supposed to come out last spring when Travis promises another project with no release date when Champion got you hyped for Cruel Winter but there's no hope left
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2 years
(Jalen is statistically the best iso defender among the top 9 picks in his draft class, but you didn't hear it from me)
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5 years
you took 4 screenshots and posted his face on your social media for attention instead of just swiping left you loser and he's the lame one somehow
@5tride
strider
6 years
Why do people do this shit so fuckin lame
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6 years
me when I hand out full sized Kit Kats and Snickers and Hersheys tonight
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@reezySZN
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9 years
Lesson learned. http://t.co/lxhz08Fjfv
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7 months
man
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7 months
I went on Tubi just to see if the movies were as bad as yall say, and goddamn.
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7 years
I'm super uncomfortable with Nazis.
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7 years
by Kendrick Lamar
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7 years
Kendrick Joey Badass Soulo Danny Brown Isaiah Rashad Goldlink Mick Jenkins Noname Earl Tyler Nipsey Problem The Game YG Vince Staples That's 15 and don't ever gas up Big Sean like this again.
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this bitch dominique used to call me curry boy so i'd steal these from her & split them with my boy joey bc she gave him shit for being poor
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6 years
December 33rd: ASAP Rocky still hasn't released the album that he said would come out in 2017.
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5 years
donโ€™t forget that Amber Heard was abusing Johnny Depp so badly, she tore a part of his finger off.
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6 months
@StIdesSippin @SoleRetriever pretending to like her? buddy cannot comprehend people liking stuff he doesnโ€™t like lol, maybe once he grows up
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4 years
@growler_hour @tmuneyyyyy97 @ozagii @KingMo_S @LegionHoops fucking new yorkers love acting like theyโ€™re the only ones who know what a fucking subway is lmfao
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1 year
gotta bust out a classic for this
@espn
ESPN
1 year
Wemby's Summer League debut โ˜‘๏ธ
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7 years
"Good Kid Maad City won best rap album, they read it wrong. Good Kid Maad City, Rap Album of the Year."
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6 years
@JewishKhaled @YoItsKenneth big change from this
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6 years
I want to take this opportunity to apologize to whoever was playing as Link, but I did what I had to do. #MK8D #NintendoSwitch
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7 years
@lityoncee @fentysgrahams this was such a pleasant interaction.
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7 years
did y'all ever have that kid that slurped his drool while he was talking? that's the noise I hear when I see LaMelo
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@voodoo_viksin
black privilege.โšœ๏ธ
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As a man, why donโ€™t you have a beard.
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1 year
itโ€™s funny because Jose Alvarado shoots 2% better than Sengun on 3s.
@JTGatlin
Jackson Gatlin
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"Oh hell no." -Jose Alvarado as Alperen Sengun takes the three-pointer
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5 years
Iโ€™m fucking dying ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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9 years
"Android has 24 megapixels and yours only has 8" THEN WHY YOUR SNAPCHATS LOOK LIKE PS1 GAME SCREENSHOTS.
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2 years
@JTGatlin careful Jackson, you're gonna fuck around get an assistant coaching position.
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8 years
Do you idiots not get it? The WAY he talks about that shit is BORING AS FUCK. You can like conscious hip hop and still think Cole is lame.
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2 years
@wockypete I ain't worried. Honestly, I'd be more worried if they never got heated like this. I want them to show some kind of fire for the game.
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5 years
why is Kali Uchis pretending like she couldn't convince 85% of the male population to put their head between her legs
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7 years
ok dis hard
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6 years
Red Dead Redemption 2 (2018)
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8 years
Fun fact. The HHH in #hhhfollowchain actually stands for hip hop headassery.
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6 years
my mom asked me why I bought 4 controllers for the Switch when I don't even have 4 friends
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6 years
how come ant man doesn't just crawl up thanos' ass and then become normal sized and kill him that way
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