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Fueled by caffeine || Sarcasm || and inappropriate thoughts

Chandigarh, India
Joined September 2021
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3 months
Dating me is like having a migraine and boner at the same time
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1 year
Indian railways be wildin'
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10 months
Bhagwan kare head ki biwi usko kabhi head na de
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7 months
Men think women dress up for them, Darling I'd dress sluttier if men didn't exist
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3 months
Modiji jaisi zindagi ho gayi h, logo k liye chahe kitna bhi karlu last mei dhokha hi milta h
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2 months
Financial advice 1. Sugar mommy
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7 months
Driving a 2.5 cr + Mercedes G wagon and demanding 10k a month and MSP???? Definitely a" framers " protest!!!
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2 months
Sharpening of pencil in the bin was childhood equivalent of taking a ciggerate break
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3 months
I'd get him pregnant if I could 🎀
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3 months
Voted for 5 more years of dictatorship today (huihuihui)
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1 year
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3 months
Laal Baal krwalu?
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3 months
Din mei pookie🎀 Raat mei dookhie👍🏻
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6 months
Twt deserves media too👍🏻
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1 year
Too white?
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1 year
Bhenchod sab pahado mei ghum rahe h kya?
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4 months
Sanyas Lene ka soch rahi hu
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1 year
Out of the woods?
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4 months
Heyy bhagwan ye purush jaat
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4 months
Should I just stop trying?
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2 months
Please bhagwan ji🙏🏼
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3 months
MOMO HOTA H MOMOS NAHI!!!
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4 months
I'm so sexy, even life gets hard for me 🥲
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3 months
Lawde ka forever
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4 months
Padhai krle bhai,vibe match hone se ghar nahi chata
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4 months
How to lose a guy in 10 days? Love him👍🏻
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4 months
Technically, alcohol is a solution
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3 months
I'm just a girl 🎀
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2 months
Praful bhai mujhe gareeb boldo😭🤌🏼
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4 months
Me cheat?? The only thing I do behind your back is stare at your ass
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2 months
Sab ko Hamdard chahiye, toh mere jaisa sardard kaha jaye
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4 months
You want maar?
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5 months
Koi meri jhoothi Kasam khalo taki Mai mar jau(pls)
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8 months
Don't hate me, it turns me on
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1 year
Being delulu is solulu to every prolulu
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7 months
You free on April 19th?
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13 days
Koi tumse pyaar kyu karega?
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1 month
If they want you, they'll make you feel wanted
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2 months
I wish I was a dinasaur, no school, no work, just extinct
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9 months
I won't be the prettiest in a room , but I'll be the most learned
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9 months
Jo marzi bolo ye balloon dekh k Khushi zarur milti h bhai
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3 years
Distance doesn't separate, disinterest does
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1 year
Lily, after all this time? Always.
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6 months
I had all and then most of you, Some and now none of you
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1 year
Kafi cute types hogya tha guys
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3 months
Mere deemag ki expiry date aa chuki hai
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7 months
Allah ko bhi mandir mei rehna pasand h, Allah hi shiv ji ka asli bhakt h🚩
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1 month
Thodi pitne wali harkate toh hai waise meri
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3 months
"kuch bhi toh nahi, mujhe kya hoga" is another level of pain
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10 months
Crying session at my house tonight at 11, please bring your own snacks and tissues
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3 months
IPS Annamalai is trailing and a separatist khalistani Amritpal is leading, people of India don't deserve development
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6 months
Football dekhna band kia aur ManUtd semi 's mei chali gayi Mai hi unlucky thi👍🏻
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6 months
I'll always be a dumb girl
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6 months
Because I was born to be "the other woman"
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3 months
You're hotter in my delusion
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20 days
Men who post their girlfriends on social media are green flags>>>
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7 months
Stop trying to make everyone happy, you're not tequila
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3 months
Siraf gharwalo ki baat nahi rahi ab! Mai khud bhi khud se pareshan hu:)
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5 months
Dear God, If he can't be with me, let him be with you 💀
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8 months
I'm not like other girls(I'm worse)
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6 months
Stopped watching football ( reason btaungi toh maar khaungi )
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1 year
Movie suggestions?
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8 months
A 500 year legal battle, 500 years of faith 500 years of struggle And 500 years of dirty politics IT ENDS NOW!
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4 months
Sab dogle hai saale
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8 months
I learn from mistakes of people who took my advice:)
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4 months
Bakwas mat kar, bilkul chup hoja Gawaar
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2 months
Chaar log kya kahenge ye mat socho Mummy kitna peetegi ye socho
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10 months
SHAMMIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
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10 months
Revenge of Jersey no.7 by 7 wickets!!!
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3 months
Self hate is over, we are all sexy now
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2 months
I don't make mistakes, I take spicy decisions
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3 months
Twin tower ka badla aaj pura hua💀
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3 months
Mai toh bass ye chahti hu ki mai kal uthu aur sardiya aagyi ho
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3 months
Veer savarkar was right when he said-" I am not afraid of Muslims, I am not afraid of Britishers, I am afraid of Hindus against Hinduism"
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Chin tapak dum dum
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9 months
Jab se gel pen use karna band kia hai tabse life mei downfall hi aaya hai
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2 months
Padh le behn, Dot and key se bhi mehange products hote hai Lene hai na??
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8 months
I am silently correcting your grammar
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1 year
Which is the best sitcom guys?
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2 months
Gareebi mei itna faaltu kharcha karti hu , Ameer hoti toh pta nahi kya hota
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8 months
The bags under my eyes are ✨Prada✨
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4 months
Ye kaha admission le lia
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3 months
Chup chap soja ab
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Oye chirkut 🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻
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PLEASE. DON'T. LET. THE . PROTESTS. STOP.
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4 months
Dibbe mei dibba , dibbo mei masale, mera dupatta apni watch mei fasale
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8 months
I know he feels good inside of you, but does he make you feel good inside?!?!?
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4 months
Only मानवता का सर्वनाश can fix me
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3 months
Saale nalle berozgar chapri chappal chor
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3 months
My forehead is big because God designed it for lot of kisses
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2 months
Ab Portugal k liye "khada hu aaj bhi wahi " reel bnayenge 👍🏻
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3 months
Wo aurat hi kya jo apne pasandida mard ka sukoon barbaad na kare
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7 months
The best feeling in the world is the nap after the last exam>>>
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1 year
Baarish best hoti hai
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4 months
"I'm just a girl ", no ma'am you might actually be satan
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3 months
Abeyy bolna kya chahta hai?
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8 months
Ek khoon maaf hota toh apna hi kr leti
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1 year
The moment when you take coaching from Akash but your marks are below Paatal☠️
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3 months
Mere pimples aur mere travel plan ka pakka koi watsapp group h jismei mai included nhi hu, har baar Bina btaye ikathhe aajate h
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