Oh MY GOD
My housemate has just revealed to me that for the past MONTH he’s been taking notes of all the things I say to myself whilst playing GTA ...
and turning them into Rupi Kaur poems
there’s a lot of chat about nepo babies at the minute. lest we forget that on Sunday we will be celebrating the birth of the biggest nepo baby ever: god’s son.
I feel like if doctors, nurses, surgeons, caters etc can wear face masks for up to 12 whole hours whilst doing their incredibly difficult and demanding jobs, you can probably wear one for 30 minutes whilst you unnecessarily trot around Monsoon
We made a thing! It won an award! It’s got a bisexual lead character! I’m a bisexual woman! Representation in film is important! Telling real people’s stories is important! This was a lovely shoot to be a part of! I can’t stop using exclamation marks! Go and watch Bicycle!
I'm sorry guys but I'm just gonna have to come right out and say it.
I miss jumpers. I miss drizzly rain. I miss SOCKS. AND COATS. I miss hot chocolates. I miss being a bit chilly. I miss my electric blanket! I miss not being a big walking puddle of sweat. All. The. Time.
Found a YouTube channel of this guy who's Dad walked out on him when he was 12.
Now a dad to two (adult) kids himself, he's made a YouTube Channel called "Dad, How Do I?" - where he makes maintenance videos for people with no Dads.
His channel:
Spent two days in a cellar making this beaut music video for dodie’s Boys Like You - put it in your eyeballs immediately! warning: your eyeballs might start leaking a bit by the end x
Just cried at the bit in Monsters Inc where Sully scares Boo and if ain’t that a representation of how my mental health is doing at the moment then I don’t know what is
do I REALLY want to cut myself a fringe at 11:30pm on a Monday or do I just want to avoid dealing with my depressive downswing lol it’s a close one xxxx
I asked my boyfriend how he would describe my energy and he said "you've constantly got the demeanour of somebody who's just found a pound coin on the ground and it's absolutely made their day" and tbh he's spot on x
so we're all in agreement that 'feeling like an old cardigan under someone's bed' is the new feeling 'like a plastic bag drifting through the wind, wanting to start again' yes?
This queen funeral malarkey is just pure high camp. I love it. The lovely little choreographed walks. Princess Anne’s fabulous outfit. The ooky spooky choir. The drone shot of the Abbey. It’s like the 2012 Olympics opening ceremony all over again. What a world we live in x
trying to be more in tune with our mental health as lockdown trudges on
so I levelled up to peak mum mode and wrote this helpful list on the whiteboard in our hallway x
you know when you can just SENSE that you’re on the very edge of a Very Big Cry and you only need one more minor inconvenience to set it off but you don’t know what it’ll be or when it’ll happen but you know it’s soon and you’re just waiting for it to strike? yeah, that
Just ate a crunchie bar for the first time in about 15 years and oh my god what a delicious sensory experience. 10/10 would recommend if u need to feel something x
god the news is really rough at the moment, isn’t it. please make sure you’re being kind to yourself, delete your news apps if need be. your mental health is not the price to pay for keeping up to date with global affairs x
I forgot for a minute what covid anxiety felt like, but my god she is BACK, BABY! It’s like she’s competing in Drag Race AllStars… got some new outfits and has had some work done but her heart and soul are still the same x
The chaotic gremlin in me just wants ONE little thing to go wrong. Nothing major, maybe just someone we don’t like falling over or a hat blowing off or someone lobbing an egg or something. Just a lil bit of silly to cut the tension, ya know?
hello I just sent an email that took 5 (five) minutes to write after inexplicably putting it off for 3 (three) weeks so if this is also you, just send the email and then you can have a nice cup of tea and pat yourself on the back x
Reaaallly enjoying the amount of people in the comments who think me and Dan got a little bit tipsy before filming this. Hate to break it to you, lads, but I really am THAT annoying in real life, without any alcohol involved.
hello! father’s day is a tough one for me and it might be for you too. sending you lots of love and imaginary covid-free cuddles if your heart is aching today x
Went to Canada, turned 25, didn’t get the ‘wearing blue’ memo, met so many lovely people, ate a lot of breakfast food, and a film I helped make won an award! ⭐️ thanks for having me, Buffer. Big luv x
somehow managed to accidentally have a triple shot coffee this morning and am feeling absolutely ✨ jazzed ✨ and now we wait to see if I’ll cry, have a panic attack or shit myself. ooh the suspense!!!! living life on the edge!!! who says adulthood isn’t fun!!!
1. “The streets are safe for women.” Well… clearly they’re not, are they.
2. “Officers are here to make sure that can take place.” Less than 6months ago a woman was murdered at the hands of a police officer. From the same police force that shut down a vigil for said woman.
sorry Buckingham Palace but I can't hear the Meghan bullying complaints over the deafening silence about Prince Andrew probably most definitely being a paedophile!!!
my lovely friend Brad took some social distancing doorstep portraits earlier on in lockdown 🌞
pic number 2 is me reacting to Dominic Cummings testing his eyesight by driving a car for an hour (???) x
just remembered when I was 16 and I had a HUGE spot in my eyebrow that my boyfriend at the time popped for me in a car park and then his stepdad put what came out of the spot under a microscope and it turned out it was a bit of flint???? or maybe a tooth? great times
just gonna say it louder for the people in the back: people cannot consent if they are so drunk they’re practically unconscious !!! WHY IS THAT SO DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND !!!!
Hello everyone I hope you have a terrible Christmas, we all need to be taken down a peg or two after the brilliant fantastic year we’ve had. Hope ur pigs in blankets burn and your Christmas tree spontaneously sets on fire x
The amount of people that I’ve auto-pilot texted today saying ‘happy birthday’ is actually embarrassing. Anyway, happy birthday to you all. Cos in our own special way, we are all baby Jesus, aren’t we? ✨
I went for a swim at my local swimming pool and now I’m having dippy eggs and soldiers for my tea so it’s safe to say I may be regressing. living my best seven year old life x
the fact that Carrie Johnson managed to pop out a baby on demand to distract us from the fact that the Tories are a big bunch of party-having ratbags is quite impressive really when you think about it
Asked if he would take a knee in support of Black Lives Matter, Foreign Secretary Dominic Raab: "I take the knee for two people; the Queen and the Mrs when I asked her to marry me." Listen live ►
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is it weird to cover your friends' songs? probably. but is it weirder to perform them as a MASHUP? absolutely.
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avocado smash ! enjoy !
happy father’s day to everyone who’s dads aren’t around for whatever reason! today’s the day to be your own dad. light a barbecue, crack open a beer, make up some awful puns. you’re the big uncle daddy today. nobody can stop you ♥️
when I was a child, my grandad and I used to spend whole days making storybooks on microsoft publisher, sometimes complete with photos of playmobil tableaus. personal fave is ‘a visit to london’ which *spoiler* was about a weetabix lorry crash
something I’ve realised is that I think it’s good to have a Christmas tradition that is solely for you to enjoy. every Christmas Eve I have the most decadent bath and I sit in it for hours and most years it is THE best part of the holiday. just a lil crimbo top tip from me x
today's lesson: don't watch little women (2019) late at night whilst drunk. because you will wake up the next day, check your emails and see that you've ordered a vintage waistcoat
???? like who do I think I am
hello! a lot of people ask me q’s about my job as a producer and I think I’m gonna make a video about it! so what the heck do you wanna know?
p.s. enjoy this pic of me on set looking hangry 💫
just watched Midsommar for the first time and was talking about how the dancing scene reminded me of all the maypole dancing I did when I was younger
but I couldn't remember the words 'maypole' or 'dancing' so I just called it 'amish zumba' instead