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Up for a bit of royal tittle tattle? Fantastic. 🫖 My hour for tea is half-past five, & my buttered toast waits for no one. Tested 10/10 on the Balmoral Test

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Lauren Banister
2 years
As it currently stands… Prince Archie 👑🇬🇧🥺 #PrinceArchie #QueenElizabeth #QueenElizabethII
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Rebel Wilson, you seem like a smart girl. And hosting the BAFTA’s is a big deal, & likely memorable as host. Don’t remember what you said? Here to help! 🙋‍♀️👇 Meghan Markle wasn’t “naturally warm” to you because you said this about her roughly 2 months prior. #DontBeDaft
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3 years
To give some perspective, these photos of #GhislaineMaxwell with #VirginiaGiuffre were taken in London around the same time Virginia was photographed with Prince Andrew at Ghislaine’s home in London. Looks like a normal adult party, but with a definite CHILD (minor) attending.
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3 months
Why was Meghan Markle never shown the same grace? #VictoriaNewton
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“[The Prince and Princess of Wales] knew that if they went out there… they would be seen” Sun editor Victoria Newton defends a video of the couple at a Windsor farm shop and says she was “in discussions with the palace” and they had no issues #BBCLauraK
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1 year
Here’s Samantha Markle casually sipping a Modelo while filming interviews for a new documentary about a sister she hasn’t seen in over a decade 🍺🌴🎬 #Class #MeghanMarkle
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@bookedbusy I don’t even need to bring Diana into this to tell you why I don’t think Camilla’s all that “remarkable”👇 Future QC mocking MM holding her bump — see, it wasn’t just the press… 👀🤰 #Camilla
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1 year
Serious question. Does Samantha Markle have a job? (A real one) #MeghanMarkle
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3 years
As a reminder, #JasonKnauf ’s emails to #MeghanMarkle are property of The Crown, AKA HM Queen, Prince Charles & Camilla, Prince William & Kate, etc. He had full permission & support in releasing those documents today.
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@LozzaFox if this is class.... what does that make you?
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2 years
@Hells_Yorks @according2_taz @MailOnline Here in America, we don’t separate ourselves by state lines. Above being a Texan, Floridian, New Yorker, etc. — we’re all just ‘American’. And it was incredibly kind of her to travel that far to offer her condolences and support for the Uvalde community in person. ❤️‍🩹
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3 years
Dear #PrinceAndrew , I believe: 1. that you DO sweat 2. you know/knew Virginia Giuffre 3. you likely weren’t having pizza that night & do drink 4. That its absolute lunacy to paint YOUR victim as the criminal here -- claiming she helped procure underage "slutty girls" for Epstein
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1 year
@ArchewellBaby @KaindeB Pockets?! No not pockets! What ever shall we do!!!? The horror of it all
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@lindi_lmf @RoyalFamily Family is more than just titles and roles. Stepping back from royal duties doesn’t change the fact that he’s still a son, brother, and uncle.
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11 months
@SkyNews This boils my blood
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Lauren Banister
3 years
@scobie Sooooo is anyone at the palace going to hand over any of #PrinceAndrew ’s email correspondence with #Epstein to the FBI just as #MeghanMarkle ’s emails were happily handed over for the insignificant Daily Mail case?
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3 years
#TheDukeofYork is basically saying that absolutely NOTHING happened, he doesn’t remember ever meeting Virginia Giuffre, but he DOES(!!!) remember that she specifically agreed not to sue him over things that didn’t happen. Sounds a bit dodgy to me. 🤔
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Lauren Banister
1 year
@angelalevin1 Harry’s the one who can’t be trusted? And William’s privacy has been invaded? Have you read the court docs??? You have contradicted yourself at least twice in just this one tweet
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Lauren Banister
1 year
someone needs to rescue Tom Sandoval’s vocal cords. I’ve heard whales serenade more melodically
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1 month
@MailOnline The Daily Mail calling members of the public claiming concern for Kate Middleton’s well-being “barbaric and inhumane” is absurd. It seems people are genuinely worried as she hasn’t been publicly seen in 5+ months. Why aren’t journalists doing their job and asking questions?
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3 years
“Ms. Waight Keller designed a veil representing the distinctive flora of all 53 Commonwealth countries united in one spectacular floral composition.” — KP
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@SamanthaNuttal9 @elliecostelloTV Yea they do want privacy. That is precisely why he’s there.
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@people lol huh?
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@MailOnline Y’all are desperate
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1 year
@reasonontrial @BananasRoyally ope, careful! Your racism is (definitely) showing
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Lauren Banister
3 months
@mufuzzy That may be so, but that does not negate the clear bias that is being displayed by the press against Meghan. Which is what my initial tweet was referring to.
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Lauren Banister
2 years
@cbouzy @YouTube This is absolutely horrendous.
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1 year
@Rachousame This is true. Piers included a lot of info on this in one of his books
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2 years
@troubleshade heart. melted. 🥹 he's the real deal, that one. 💘
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3 years
@DailyMailUK Harry’s title of Prince cannot be removed as he is a Prince by birth. If they were no longer Duke & Duchess, they would be Prince & Princess. Meghan’s title would then be Princess Henry of Wales. So, sure! Go for it. 👑👍
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Lauren Banister
3 years
@chrisshipitv Wonder how much the Met Police were paid off to shut this down #PrinceAndrew #Epstein #VirginiaGiuffre
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@VanityFair May we ask.. why?🤷‍♀️
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3 years
In his major sit-down interview with @BBCNews last year, Prince Andrew claimed he “has no recollection of ever meeting this lady [Virginia]. Watch here: 👇
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Lauren Banister
2 years
@ArchewellBaby And the same thing happened to Kanga Tryon — who also was having an affair with Charles during the Camilla/Diana saga. She was arrested under the Mental Health Act & placed in a mental institution where she mysteriously died just 3 months after Diana. 👀
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Lauren Banister
1 year
@BravoAndBlaze WOAH was not ready for that in my face this morning. Also can someone get this guy a hair tie or some scissors pls 💇
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2 years
@cbouzy Also why does no one ever point out this obvious bit: Camilla & Kate both knew their future husbands, William & Charles, were Royal. How is Meghan the only ‘opportunist’ here when she left a career behind? What gives? 😑 #SameThing 👑
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2 years
@daithaigilbert Great work David. Keep up the great work 👏👏👏
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3 years
@Daily_Express Let’s focus here
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3 years
@angelalevin1 This is great work being done, but please stop with the added drama by including Harry in this when he has nothing to do it. Unnecessary drama.
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Lauren Banister
1 year
@ArchewellBaby @KaindeB But also this 👇 “The queen's "secret wish" for pockets stems not from a functional need but is more related to a sense of freedom which was opposed by her mother and grandmother during her childhood.”
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Lauren Banister
10 months
@thetimes Oh look, William’s tireless wordsmith Roya is at it again 👀 It’s like they’re playing PR bingo, and ‘desperation’ is the free space in the middle
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3 years
THIS snippet via @thetimes has me speechless: “The lawyers also claim that because a settlement against Epstein had been reached in 2009, Epstein's former attorney, Alan Dershowitz, and Prince Andrew are axiomatically among the releasees in that 2009 settlement agreement."
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2 years
@angelalevin1 Are you for real?
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3 years
Loved listening!!! You guys tackled some pretty tough convos with such ease… can’t wait to continue listening to more episodes!! 💞
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Armchair Expert Podcast
3 years
Prince Harry Duke of Sussex sits down in the attic today to charm our pants off with his intellect, wit and thoughtful stance on approaching mental wellness. We feel so lucky to have been able to sit down with him- what a joy. 🍒🍒🍒
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@jackhardwick93 Good joke tell us another one
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Lauren Banister
3 years
@ #PrinceAndrew -- you can run from the world, but you can’t run from yourself. 👩‍⚖️ It's never too late to do the right thing & #OwnIt #RoyalFamily #VirginiaGiuffre #SarahFerguson #Royals #JeffreyEpstein #GhislaineMaxwell
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3 years
“I think every strong woman in history has had to walk down a similar path, and I think it’s the strength that causes the confusion and the fear. Why is she strong? Where does she get it from? Where is she taking it? Where is she going to use it?” — #PrincessDiana #StrongWomen
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1 year
@danwootton This looks like something I definitely won’t be watching
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1 year
@JimmyKimmelLive I thought this was gonna be funny. It’s not
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3 years
A fantastic quick watch with solid research. Great work @Femi_Sorry #racism #PolicingBill
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Tory Government says Racism is "Objectively Justified". #PolicingBill
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1 year
@SholaMos1 This doesn’t even make sense
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Lauren Banister
2 years
Love that @misanharriman was there to capture these incredible moments. Goosebumps ✨✨✨✨ #InvictusGames 🤍
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1 year
@olivermiocic wow! what an enormous waste of time! 👌
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Lauren Banister
2 years
@cbouzy @VeryModernMegha Yeah Mama Doria had something done & it’s called GLASSES 👩‍🏫 🙄✋ also how do we nominate her for @people Magazine’s ‘World’s Most Beautiful People’ issue because DAMN how is she 65?! ✨ I need to start up yoga again because clearly it’s working for her 🧘‍♀️👏❤️‍🔥 #HotMomAlert 🔥
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Lauren Banister
2 years
@AnaStacey310 How do paparazzi get this close to the future King & Queen of England & their 3 kids (one of which is heir to the throne). They have have round-the-clock security. William has to CALL security? 🤳 This guy is an ARM’S length away from Prince William. Smells fishy 📸🐟👀🤨 #royal
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Lauren Banister
3 years
@_PeterHunt Seems Prince Charles is more concerned about stressed out plants & trees than he is/was of his daughter-in-law’s mental well-being/stress levels 🥴
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Lauren Banister
2 years
@Serendi52207149 @according2_taz @MailOnline If you mean ‘film crew for Local and National News stations’ then yes. That’s how we’ve been watching all of this across the world.
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Lauren Banister
3 years
@Telegraph The wording on @Telegraph ’s tweet is twisting Meghan’s actual words. 🌀 VERBATIM: “In those months when I was pregnant [there were] CONCERNS and conversations about how dark his skin might be when he was born.” You can just say it, ya know. It’s racist. 👆
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Lauren Banister
2 years
@royal_suitor It’s also interesting that they were ok with Meghan “working” by continuing her acting career from the start, but a couple years in - pretty much exiled them for doing just that & then saying “HOW DARE THEY work & make money!”
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Lauren Banister
4 months
@aidThompsin Can you DM me on this?? 🙋‍♀️
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Lauren Banister
3 years
Well… looks like #PrinceAndrew is now playing the ‘victim’ card.🤨 In a new court filing this past Friday in Manhattan — the Duke of York’s lawyers deny that their client, Prince Andrew, has ever sexually abused or assaulted #VirginiaGiuffre . #THREAD 👇
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Lauren Banister
1 year
@NileGardiner oh cry me a Nile River
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1 year
@bookedbusy Idk I just think he’s reporting what people are actually saying/thinking 🤷‍♀️
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4 months
@chrisshipitv Hi Chris — can you please help us understand why William being present is so relevant? He didn’t attend their wedding… didn’t seem to be close friends with Thomas Kingston? I can’t find a single photo of them together anywhere online. Am I missing something?? Thanks.
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1 year
@GBNEWS You are aware they will all be together at the coronation…. Right? 🤦‍♀️
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Lauren Banister
2 years
@iAbhinavPal Not just Ukraine’s history, but also the World’s. 🌍💗 #PrayForUkraine
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2 years
@JordonLee @TheDuchessBoom Or what about investigating the Duke of York’s security that was forced to tag along with him to commit these crimes against young girls? #Priorities
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2 years
@Independent @AliciaJ1985 James Moore & @Independent .. I now have so much respect for you guys. New loyal customer ready for some reading!!! Thank you. Truly.. #SubscribeToTheIndependent #MeghanMarkle ❤️
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Lauren Banister
2 years
@KaindeB @geegee2gs @scobie @adzo72 @ChtyCommission @theprincesfund Exactly. This question Oprah asked Harry and Meghan wasn’t asked on accident. #royals
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Lauren Banister
3 years
@royal_reporter @cafemom There are SO many that have reported on the Rose/William affair and all tweets from any verified accounts that reported it have since been deleted. Apparently it’s well-known in England within Aristocratic circles & the media. 🤷‍♀️ Is this the first you’ve heard about this??
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2 months
@TVKev Uh, dodgy??
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1 year
@KaiseratCB FFS can they all just leave the man alone....??
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1 year
@BurnerObserv Not expecting an appearance but hey, you just never know. Princess Diana went one year and looked ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
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@MirrorRoyal He’s only under pressure by people who don’t live here 🇺🇸
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@BrianEntin She’s a liar
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1 year
@_SJPeace_ @bleucie15619643 Jesus this woman looks like she walked straight off the Dawn of the Dead set 🧟‍♀️
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@angelalevin1 Just keep digging your hole deeper and deeper @angelalevin1
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Lauren Banister
3 years
Prince Andrew’s legal team is now claiming that #VirginiaGiuffre has accused him of sexual abuse for her own financial profit. “Giuffre has initiated this baseless lawsuit against Prince Andrew to achieve another payday at his expense and at the expense of those closest to him.”
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Lauren Banister
2 years
@villagebabyshop Ordered 2 today!!! Also adore the poppy swaddle 🥰👶🏻🎀
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@scobie If only they would put this much effort into the #PrinceAndrew allegations… 🤦‍♀️
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@MirrorRoyal …. for his sons birthday party
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@IrisTheeScholar @SussexHenryVIII I like no socks Haz 🧦
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@JoDivaRunner FYI it’s this reporter from the Sun 🙄😑
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@MelbasHarlem Thrilled for you guys!! 👏👏👏👏
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Lauren Banister
2 years
Just like Santa Claus — seeing isn’t always believing. Prince Harry doesn’t have to be seen in a uniform to earn the respect of the public & British Military. He already has it. #PrinceHarryUniform #PerMarePerTerram 🎖️🇬🇧
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Lauren Banister
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@TheBatMarino ‘Balking’ is quite literally one of the most terrifying things gymnasts experience. After practicing the same skill hundreds & hundreds of times during training, some skills require little thought while doing.. some movements almost seeming involuntary (weird, I know)..
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@scobie 🤣🤣🤣
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Here is the full #FBI Press Conference snippet from 4:30 EST today via @WFLA — for anyone who missed it 🚨📺👮‍♂️ #BrianLaudrie #GabbyPetito #CarltonReserve
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2 years
@scobie @Yahoo watching this now LOVE THE COVERAGE OMID!! 👏🇬🇧👑💓✨
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2 years
@KayBurley Yes she is @KayBurley and I’d imagine, given the way they speak about her, that Her Majesty would very much like to see her Grandson & meet her Great-Grandchildren. That is, if the courtiers & family allow her to.
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@PaganTrelawney If she said she knew a lot about the RF, they would have said she was a ‘fan’ or that she schemed her way in. Either way, she loses. There’s always something for them to complain about.
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2 years
@vernesa27292271 Did everyone also conveniently forget about the time William helped pay for Carole & Michael’s new $7m house?
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@TudorChick1501 @Estonian01 I find it so interesting that many Royal correspondents said they would stop talking about Harry & Meghan as they felt they were giving them too much attention. Then, the Prince Andrew thing blew back up. Now, Harry & Meghan are all over the news & 'trending.' Like clockwork! ⏱
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@DaniiZ619 Harry would have to commit treason, as in taking up arms in a war against the UK, to be stripped of his titles. That was the context for the Titles Deprivation Act which affected 2 German princes (one a grandson of Queen Victoria , the other being the male-line descendant of
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Lauren Banister
2 years
@DlORDEPP I don’t know much about this case so have no opinion or comment on that regard, and I also love a good pantsuit but is anyone else getting major ‘A Few Good Men’ vibes regarding #AmberHeard ’s ensemble? 🤨 #JohnnyDepp
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@JeremyVineOn5 @SholaMos1 @mikeparry8 He was “mortally wounded” 😆 the excess of it all… I can’t imagine what fishing stories must sound like in the UK
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Lauren Banister
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In the court papers filed on Friday, Prince Andrew’s lawyers also stated that, “Most people could only dream of obtaining the sums of money that Giuffre has secured for herself over the years.” #GhislaineMaxwell #Royals
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