Shubham Somani @realsomani Twitter profile

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

5 months

One and only viral thingy

RVCJ Media

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7 months

Phir Lautane Ka Tension Nahi...🤣🤣

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Shubham Somani

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7 months

@2DhaariTalwar Aise to fir agla sochega what if he's getting a gufa

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Shubham Somani

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5 months

@macandcheesish 2 bar aur likho aur parents se sign karwa k Lao fir hi class me baithne milega

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Shubham Somani

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5 months

@triggeredsnehha Kahi wohi na bol de - beta khud padhi likhi ho k mere bete ko date kar Rahi thi to gian ho tum

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Shubham Somani

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2 months

@sm0k3s1gnal3 Hats off to the boyfriend bhai, aakar ache se closure dekar gya hai

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

3 months

Behen ki shadi hai, uski ek sundar friend mujhse "aap" keh kar baat kar rhi aur mai bhi usse par na maine usey didi bola hai na usne mujhe bhaiya ya whatever kuch. Ab raat me party plans hai wish me lucks for

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

7 months

@rantsndchaiii On the contrary, one should never forget any kind of pain. It really helps later.

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

7 months

@KushalVijay_ To Bhai ye suitcase/bag kyu le jaraha sath 🌚 aise nahi to waise , Ghar lekar hi aana hai kya

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

7 months

@GopeshKhetan Kuch paise kaat lunga heart break fund k liye baki return karna bhool jaunga

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

2 months

🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚 dekho mere pas kya hai 🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

5 months

Kaanch Wale thums up se better soda koi nahi 💯

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

5 months

Jaisi zindagi ho gayi hai, sugar mommy kya, ab to sugar daddy bhi chalega

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

7 months

@GopeshKhetan Kitna bhool sakte ho dekar ?

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

4 months

@GopeshKhetan Basically, shizuka was like my ex who once said - Mera dil hamesha tumhara rahega where jism ka thikana nahi was silent

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

5 months

@Druls__ Sexy to lag hi Raha na, nai?

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

4 months

My sister in front of my dad whenever she wants new clothes

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

5 months

Tempo Tera Bhai chalayega 😎

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

6 months

@A2RLeague @nasdaily Remote control car racing has risen upto crazy level

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

5 months

gandi ladki, huh

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

5 months

Ab itna गंद fael hi chuka h to let me add some more - Moong daal ki pakodi with aamras

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

5 months

Drop your ig I'd, mai stalk karega

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

5 months

Ek plate ye wali mohobbat laganaaaaaa

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

5 months

What is the first thing you touch after you wake up ?

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

5 months

Bc subah 138 follower the , abhi Twitter khola to 132 ho gaye 🤢🤢🤢

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

5 months

Mai apni aisi kismat ko kaise takkar du bhai 😭

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

5 months

@macandcheesish Heh aayi badi icse better than cbse

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

5 months

Any idea on how to block all the contacts on Twitter ?

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

7 months

@GopeshKhetan To ham sab milke unhe aalu bhej dete taaki wo sone ka jugaad lagaye aur election jeete

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

2 months

Relative k bacho k love marriage pe taali bajayenge aur khud k bache k love marriage pe natak karenge. Huh, parents kahi k!

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

4 months

What kinda fruit is this ?

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

5 months

Flexin my toys 😎

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

6 months

Normalize mood swings of men too.

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

7 months

@GopeshKhetan Mai modiji Wale 15L aate hi return kar dunga

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

5 months

Bc abhi nehla dhula k service karwa k nikla aur pura baarish 😭😭😭

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

5 months

Okay but Beverages ? ✅

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

3 months

My one and Only baby who bathes with me

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

5 months

Tinder date tha Aaj but dukan me baitha tha to usey bola nai aa sakta dukan pe hu, she asked dukan ka adress and then came as a customer with her mom. Turned out that her mom is already a customer and now we're talking in dukan and this is wow.

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

5 months

Ek din koi random tweet viral hojayega aur Mai celeb ban jaunga, fir ad hi ad, paise hi paise, maze hi maze. Amen.

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

2 months

Koi aajao mera treat rahega

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

7 months

@chet_weets Neck maybe?

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

6 months

@333maheshwariii Kaash mere sath b koi Aisa kar deta to Mai itna pagal nai hota uske liye 😭

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

5 months

Bought sendha namak but for eating kakdi🥲

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

7 months

@_Shivkivani @BeingRajjo1608 Ab ye gandi baat nai hai ? Ye gents bole to छाती चीर k rone lagti *kuch kuch* ladies-ein

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

5 months

8-9 ghante so kar bhi dark circles aur thakaan rehti hai

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

3 months

Bhenchod ghar k niche se scooty chori ho gaya firse

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

5 months

Meri behen k hi asli maze hai, mere wallet se bhi paise le leti, aur papa se bhi paise le leti. Sabse Ameer to woi hai

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

5 months

Wo jiske liye bumble, tinder, sab delete Kiya tha.. Abhi usey hi left swipe kar raha hu 🫣

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

5 months

@SudeepSonawane Inka plastic ka chaabi aata h bhai

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

5 months

Koi chalega ? Par ticket bhot expensive hai 😭

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

2 months

Hey girl ? You up for a cheatationship ?

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

4 months

Need to be replaced from myself from the parallel universe

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

5 months

Shot of espresso ❌ Shot of depresso ✅

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

5 months

Normalize manboobs

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

5 months

Green vegetables

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

5 months

Aaj Sunday night hai sab apne doston k sath party kar re honge aur Mai akela baitha 😭

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

3 months

Barish horhi hai isliye gaadi side kar k shade me khada hu

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

5 months

Need to party asap. Send funds

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

5 months

Sadness is when you are on a holiday and achanak subah 7 baje neend khul Jaye 🥲

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

5 months

I'm so marwadi, maine apne dukan ka address daal Diya hai profile bio me🌚

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

2 months

Maybe I'm not wrong(totally)

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

5 months

Abhi ye Activa hota to challan kat jaata. Huh

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

5 months

Ek bandi aisi mil Jaye, jo sare ex aur unke diye zakhm ko bhulwa de Iski maa ka pyaar hi pyaar

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

5 months

Only bootyful/beautiful/most beautiful girls, comment your snap id

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

5 months

Reach k liye apun kuch bhi karega 🌊 Twitter pfp

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Twitter pfp🌻

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

5 months

Me begging myself to have a life

Umang Agarwal

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5 months

Me begging myself to sleep on time

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Shubham Somani

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5 months

Happens all the time🥲

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

5 months

Tension nai lo guys, abhi patch up k liye ek aur baccha hoga shayd

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

5 months

Finally reached 10k milestone 🎉🎉🎉🎉

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

5 months

@DigiDominionDev @subhashressahu @its_ShubhamK @PathaksIndia @AzharIqbal921 @death_hammer_ @Virusharma789 @TipsChaudhary @ATHEISTROYCE @karam_ka4387 @Faseehlakho00 @sonuyadav875 @MananNatani1 @yadavmaansingh1 @L0nelYyye @jestkiddingluv @sanjayg82172103 @mimicracyy Good morning 🌄

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Shubham Somani

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6 months

@WeRWht_WeR98 par is fake taxi se to nai darte🌚

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

5 months

Smiling spidy

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Shubham Somani

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5 months

@parthnemaa Bha bc ye real h ya fake samajh ni arga

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

5 months

Agar dhoka khane se weight Kam hota, to tumhara weight kya hota ?

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

3 months

Everyone knows but she doesn't

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

4 months

Nobody engages with a small account like me

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

5 months

Normalize a normal wedding (Big fat wedding k paise jama nai horhe yaar)

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Shubham Somani

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5 months

@NothinButBroo Kaun bolta aise baba

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

2 months

Hum dono ne kaafi der tak baat kiya, bas humari baat reh gai.

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

5 months

Jisko wife type imagine Kiya, wo ta-wife type nikli 🥲

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

7 months

@yash_what @BeingRajjo1608 Ha wo theek hai par ye topic bhi hai to mazedar 🤣🤣🤣🤣 un ending hai 🤣🤣🤣

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

5 months

Ideal bedtime kya hona chaiye ?

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

5 months

Some people do not wish good morning, the make your morning good. Aawwwwwiee @neu_rot_ic

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

5 months

Kuch din se mumy badaam khila Rahi k sab yaad rahe dimag healthy rahe. Aur ab saari ex ki yaad ek sath aarahi hai. Kya kare?

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

4 months

Burkha system sahi hai yaar, mai kyu dikhau apni husn pari ko tumhe. Huh.

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

5 months

Gaadi se gaya tha matka kharidne mumy k sath, ab mumy 20 rupya bargain kar Rahi hai aur Mai duur khada hu k Mai inke sath nahi hu bhai 😭😭😭 why are ladies like thissssss

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

5 months

Water baby ban na tha, Paseena baby ban gaya

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

5 months

Ayodhya ka koi update hai ? Ticket wagerah mandir ka booking ka ?

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Shubham Somani

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5 months

Light of hope

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Shubham Somani

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5 months

Dropped

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Shubham Somani

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4 months

This lady entered my shop and asked for a navy blue bedsheet, after seeing the bedsheet she said "bhaiya bhot zyada navy blue lag raha hai thoda kam navy blue dikhaiye" thoda kam navy blue dikhaya to bolti "ye to violet hai bhaiya"

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

5 months

Bhai byjus ka koi property bik raha ho to batana, 20-25k savings hai invest karne ko

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Shubham Somani

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6 months

तुम सारी बालाओं से बची रहना, तुम मेरे ही दिल में अड़ी रहना!

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

5 months

GOA MEMORIES 🥲

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

5 months

Bhai kya haasil ho jayega emi pe iPhone le lene se ? Kya achievement ho jayegi? Kya prize mil jayega? Konsi ladki set wet ho jayegi? Kiska tumhare hath me iPhone dekh k Fart nikal jayega? Kya bc h bhai ye?

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Shubham Somani

@realsomani

2 months

Drop something (43rupees) if you see this tweet Reach check

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Shubham Somani

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