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people think being stricter on food assistance stops fraud(?), but what it really means is strangers staring as a mom & her preteen daughter wait downcast for the cashier to ask another cashier & then a manager if they can get 2% milk instead of the stipulated <1% (they couldn't)
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@realquickonce_
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women want him; men want to be him
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@realquickonce_
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tradcaths now (gop dads): bergoglio can't make me recycle, the church has too many rules tradcaths then (6th century irish monks): praise God for his servant Francis for showing us a new slew of sins to meticulously codify so that we may better avoid the snares of the devil
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@realquickonce_
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the thing about markets is that they work super well for the random crap you don't need & abysmally for the crap you do
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@realquickonce_
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@jaketapper Deleted the previous version where you said it was great news that he'd been ethnic cleansed, eh?
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@realquickonce_
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6 years
{\__/} ( • . •) / > ☀️ u want the body of ur Lord Jesus Christ? {\__/} ( • - •) ☀️< \ confess ur sins to a priest and be reconciled to God first
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6 years
I often wonder how differently the last half century might've gone if religious ed had taught that chastity is a practice rather than that virginity is a freshness seal
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nature docs always focus on eating and sex. cool but we get it already. let's see a nature doc focused on how animals get comfortable before bedtime
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@realquickonce_
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4 years
banned for life from the CatholicAnswers forums for posting my Space Jam setting of the Holy Mass
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6 years
fellas we gotta buy more products from monastic communities
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4 years
girls will literally go to therapy instead of reading hegel's phenomenology of spirit with their boyfriends
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St. Paul brutalist McDonald's
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9 months
"luxury for my kids is worth the price of others' kids' lives" is one of the most entrenched sources of evil in the world
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2 years
police murdered Amir Locke within seconds of breaking in and waking him up at 6:48am for having no criminal record and a legally licensed gun
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6 years
℣: Drop-kick me Jesus ℟: Through the goalpost of life
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@realquickonce_
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10 months
@SenAmyKlobuchar Standing with genocide 👆
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actually the shire doesn't exist. it's made up
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@realquickonce_
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5 years
my adoration chapel is frequented by a resting homeless man, teens headed home from sports, adults w lunch breaks too short for mass, & elderly widows this is no upper room: it is the field hospital Francis called our church to be. it is always open. it galvanizes our faith.
@stevenpmillies
𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝙼𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚜
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As the Apostles returned to the upper room after Pentecost and prayed indoors among themselves for all nations to become disciples.
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the catechism book is gettin antiliberal
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forgive me, but what I learned teaching catechism re "reaching youths": they want us to share complex theological ideas & texts(!), to share unknown devotions like adoration, but also to level w them & be natural they want to see confidence & passion w/o patronizing
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Odd that people keep falling for this modernist myth when there's abundant evidence that scores of the greatest 18th-20th century authors had huge readerships
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6 years
iq is astrology for racists send tweet
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3 years
Please please pray for my grandma
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6 years
reasons republicans have shut down the government: ☑️opposing healthcare for poor people ☑️building "the maginot line of immigration" reasons republicans have not shut down the government: ❎abortion
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6 years
*slaps hood of the Holy Solemnity of All Saints Mass* "this bad boy can fit so many holy men and women in it"
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5 years
@malscrung i wonder what trump's anti-magic defense council is like
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@realquickonce_
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huh, my loyalty is to Jesus Christ. congrats on that though, or sorry
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Ruth Bader Antonin Scalia Potter, you were named for 2 justices of the supreme court. they were both kinda racist
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No fucking way
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yeah I'm a grad student. yeah I get a $90k annual stipend plus housing plus food plus an ra to place damp towelettes on my temples during anxiety attacks. yeah all I do is read foucault & protest the school to decolonize department mail rooms. it's hard out there stay strong 💓
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the new josias post is really illuminating
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dawg what are you talking about this church whips. it absolutely slaps
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can't believe my idiot priest didn't deliver a rhetorically dramatized yet witty &casual yet Not Mean yet Mean (to other people) yet intricately academic yet immediately accessible homily to the 40 seniors 20 kids & 1 beautiful cool connoisseur genius (me) at mass last sunday
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lot of people stepping on rakes here. socialism is a political structure for organizing economic activity to increase equitability. pro-life politics is a position on bare life & who deserves equitability. no inherent alignment or contradiction
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almost as if trying to square socialism with pro-life politics doesn't work!
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@maccspowers @CarlBeijer @ebruenig lol they still managed to extract a quote for the visual to make her sound vaguely positive about it
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grandma didn't say "I love you" to anyone circa 1970-2010. about 2 months ago I started saying it to her whenever we're together/talk, every couple days. mostly no response, but today she said it to me first for the first time ever
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It must be so much easier to move if you don't own 500 books
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@AllezLesBoulez My other favorite part of this video is that "intelligence" reports Hamas supposedly built a sprawling 6+ sub basement level facility even though Israel prevents the entry of construction materials into Gaza
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good question! here are a few tips:
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@CarlBeijer Has anyone considered simply turning off the fascist factory?
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who can forget that classic teen dramedy, the canterbury tales
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french guys simply cannot get enough of talking about gift exchange in tribal societies. go absolutely hog wild for it
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oh ill show ya two popes alright *gently kisses one bicep, then the next*
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john singer sargent's our lady of sorrows
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anyone can have a dump truck ass. do you have a dump truck heart?
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@realquickonce_
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6 years
somehow trapped in a room with 13 dsa guys competing to see who can say "sex workers are the most radical, incredible ppl I know" the loudest, someone please send help
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lol as if you could come up with anything more defiling than the crucifixion. Christ's suffering is His triumph. you done played yourself bro. God is in control
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my demands are simple. if the words "unpack" and "problematize" are allowed in academic journals, I should be able to publish the phrase "suss out real quick once"
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one of the great things about the march for life is that it brings opposites together around a common cause. jesuits & Catholics; dominicans & people who aren't in the gop; franciscans & other franciscans
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on a Quest….. to figure out what the h*ck distributism is
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4 years
half the instructional work at american universities is done by people paid minimum wage or lower to actually do the tasks that people like this are being paid six figures to supposedly do
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If I am required to pay undergrad RAs $15/ hour, I will definitely hire fewer of them. Silver lining: less paperwork for me.
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when I first joined this hell website, the woke space jesuit was one of my first follows. he immediately followed back & liked some of my very average content, & if that isn't the generosity of a modern day saint idk what is
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just hearing now that abortion, which was federally defunded & illegalized during the past 4 years of gop dominance, is legal again. damn
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the fundamental flaws in our healthcare system boil down to the fact that insurance is 19thC capital's solution to a 19thC problem: sometimes ppl randomly get hurt, but w/ a bit extra money they can be made to labor again. chronic/ongoing condition? no those people just die.
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@MattBruenig but matt the graph looks like a v
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We used to celebrate computers ad orientem but the laptop reforms of the early 2000s made versus populum the worship norm. Some say this reduces reverence but others say it heightens the communal aspect of the sacrifice
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There was a time when we respected the computer
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oh so you like unlocking "achievements"? how about. You "unlock" a soul from purgatory?
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by the age of 35 you should have written the six best odes in the english language and also have died of tuberculosis ten years ago
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every british novel is abt a man & a woman who don't really like each other but who, having sighed at precisely the same moment, resignedly get married to appease the class order every american novel is about a traveling con artist w/ dad issues & an insufferable catch phrase
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really need to integrate more player stats into Mass streams. # years in the league, parishes played for, max angle of thurible swing, homily average "mm"s-per-minute (mpm), etc. let's get some vestment & altarpiece credits too
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4 years
prayer then protest
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at stations tonight instead of "royal road to His crucifixion" the celebrant accidentally said "Royal Rumble" and I'm not sure but I really want to believe that this checks out theologically
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@MassimoFaggioli it's entirely possible - however strange it may seem! - that some people might partake in both helping the needy and periodically having a party
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time to
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2 years
guess the (non-"homestead") income:
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guy priori / a fieri
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"St.Dominic--pray for us" me: nice, nice "St.Thomas Aquinas--pray for us" me: nice, keep em comin "St.Ignatius of Loyola--pray for us" me: nice, keep em comin "St.Catherine of Sienna--pray for us" me: nice, keep em comin "St.Teresa of Jesus--pray for us" me: nice, keep em co
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4 years
hit me w that ultra rare 3rd amendment beat
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Just heard that Mayor Bowser is kicking the Utah National Guard out of all DC hotels tomorrow. More than 1200 troops from 10 states are being evicted. This is unacceptable. 1/2
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4 years
donating the sleeves from my newly-cut muscle tank to a trad parish for women who show up immodestly dressed ☺️
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hi everyone! new to twitter, considering converting but not sure yet :) quick question: what's a "left cath"?
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what the author means: this poem is gonna get me so many bitches
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6 years
@stevielark @piagnone Moby-Dick, the heartwarming true story about a whale deeply desirous of carrying out God's wrath against unrepentant sinners, coming to Hallmark Channel this fall
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aquinas developed what's known as "just war theory," the idea that humanity should "just" be at war, all the time. this is the origin of toxic masculinity. No Thank You!
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quite the audacious claim, coming from an adult pig
@LifeNewsHQ
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Atheist Richard Dawkins: “Any Fetus is Less Human Than an Adult Pig”
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@dharmawarrior3 If you throw some vaguely archaic language in a novel it's basically indistinguishable from the KJV for these guys
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America in essence. A couple heroes roughed as they beg for an end to holocaust; a crowd, splotchy and sweating like rancid beef, screaming at the interruption of their slop; a guy who got famous for hosting a boobs on trampolines show squeaking jokes through a plastic face
@upholdreality
COMBATE |🇵🇷
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"Kamala Harris! You're a F**KING MURDERER!!" US Vicepresident INTERRUPTED on Jimmy Kimmel Live
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step aside big cow, it's time for
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historically speaking, the discourse surrounding the concept of personhood has been overwhelmingly focused on denying it in others the enlightened liberals at the NYT proudly rush to these battlements once more
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thinker | seeker | neo-paleo-high-anglican obscurianian-orthodox catholic | words in @ChurchBloviant , @caveandsqueal , @TillBooks , @thedampmagazine , @NCOntheWeb , @macarenamagazine , @pursestringsmag , @BatheosBlogs
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when academics refer to their spouse as "partner"
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a historian's rendering of an early-21st century "boomer" parish's communion distribution system, such as flourished before suppression with the arrival of mean trad priests
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is there any take more boringly sophomoric than "I don't like modern art 🤷"
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The trouble with modern art: it’s just so dated. By @SohrabAhmari
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friendly reminder that you must volunteer in a parish if you can teach catechism, offer it up if you know music, offer it up if you can do menial labor/upkeep, offer it up if you can monitor adoration, offer it up if you exist, charity this is what "belonging" to a parish means
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4 years
making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I'm homebound
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incredible: the Lamb of God won every single county fair ribbon
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another good thing, which would also counteract the "confirmation as graduation" worries, would be to enlist recently-confirmed highschoolers as co-teachers for middleschool catechism. literally everyone wins here; the fact that this isn't commonplace blows my mind
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4 years
while a papal decree did condemn "weird catholic twitter," it did not, technically speaking, foreclose on otherwise-named networks of satirically-minded christians obedient to the pope on digital microblogging platforms (per se)
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bucking patriarchy & capitalism, one satisfied male customer at a time
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@WB_Baskerville You can tell it's authentic because the authenticity papers use the same background as the vatican website
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Voted uncommitted, no support for #GenocideJoe @uncommittedmn
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I'm at the polling place, I'm at the bottling house,
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heidegger out here saying shit like "in saving the earth, in receiving the sky, in awaiting the divinities, in initiating mortals, dwelling propriates as the fourfold preservation of the fourfold" rofl ok no that's bionicle lore
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5 years
i will vanquish this machine in john henry style combat
@richontech
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This AI powered pizza robot from a Seattle startup named Picnic can assemble 300 perfect pizzas an hour #CES2020
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I'm not opposed to there being a "social concern & justice" section of the hymnal, I just want them to go more like "hell is real and you will go there if you deprive the poor of their due"
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it'll be 1 sentence in the last paragraph, concluding "american democracy is rising to meet the challenges of global society," & nobody will read it bc teachers will still spend 2 months on wwi
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I confess to almighty God, and to you my fellas and sweeties,
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