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Matt Schmitt

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Girl Dad, Husband, Growth Marketer - Helping e-commerce brands grow 🚀

St Louis, MO
Joined April 2022
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1 year
@fvzzii The rock one arm pushed a torpedo while hanging out of a car
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@AdmiralQuality @biasfac @aj_whoWrites @elonmusk Happens to be running in parallel right now
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🚨 BREAKING: A federal court granted our request for discovery & documents from top ranking Biden officials & social media companies to get to the bottom of their collusion to suppress & censor free speech. No one has had the chance to look under the hood before - now we do.
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@JarrettBellini @elonmusk @SpaceX “Pshhh I would have launched it perfectly the first time” - probably Jarrett
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@GhostsRFake @Culture_Crit 63% of the US is Christian. So by portion you mean the majority, right?
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@ZubyMusic @ZssBecker I can’t believe that first sentence is a real thing
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@ZssBecker Using your kids as an excuse to not reach goals is the weakest thing a man can do. Probably long time cardano holders
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@IlhanMN “We can’t afford to not take your money” is a funny way of saying you spend too much of our money
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@NorisDiDi @GavinNewsom @GovRonDeSantis @CNN Did you say this with or without your thermostat set to the appropriate temp first?
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@ZssBecker Brother you’re in Texas, buy a deep freezer and a cow
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@dwilliamriggs Probably profitable AF
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@ZssBecker @NeoTokyoCode I hear they own a lot of cardano and just couldn’t take the jokes anymore 🤷‍♂️
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@CNN Biden 2024: “let’s lick the world”
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@MarkJacob16 @john_a_lauro @MikeBara333 All those indictments and not a single one is for insurrection, yet here we are 🤷‍♂️
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@chuck34120 @SullyCNBC Hard to be scared when you don’t know what’s going on
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@EdKrassen @Los72C The funny thing the Trump thing is a joke. Dark Brandon is a way to compensate for the mental shortcomings of a guy who falls up stairs, off bikes, and suddenly seems to forget where he is
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@KaivanShroff What a weird reply lol.
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@KaivanShroff 200+ businesses 6 failures Sounds pretty good
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@ZssBecker 27 -> 37 Use the wisdom you gain with time to workout smarter and avoid the dumb shit you did earlier
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@AlexHormozi Only a Sith deals in absolutes
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@EndWokeness Can decide to alter gender ✅ Can’t be held accountable for crimes ❌
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@RainbowLegion @jakeshieldsajj All 140lbs of him 😂
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@dpinsen Never underestimate an atheists ability to make a situation about them
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@POTUS How much got to your kitchen table with record high inflation?
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@BlueBirddd91 @KochubeyAxl @GhostsRFake @Culture_Crit It’s turning lights on in buildings dude
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@CNN CNN: “everyone else rockets perfectly every time, Elon is the only one who fails”
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@cb_doge There’s no proof an engine and gas gives you an advantage… or something
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@dwallacewells I also like looking at a 30 year window of a multi billion year old planet to make decisions
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@IsabellaMWeber It’s almost like they have to adjust pricing on what they sell to cover more than just the cost of goods… I dunno
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@ZssBecker They want you as a great consumer, but a weak individual. Bread and circuses
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@mehdirhasan The only thing that should be normalized is tax payer money not being wasted. Reduce all waste, then come asking for more taxes. Not before
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@TJMoe28 Had a similar conversation with Lauren about my wife and 2 girls. She did not seem to care.
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@JamesSurowiecki Far from ideal is a weird way to say terrible
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@ZssBecker I ruck daily with a 45 pound bag, it’s brutal. But then I remember I use to be 100 pounds heavier than right now so I continue
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Creating a free PDF about 4000 ChatGPT prompts doesn’t help anything but your own marketing. No one uses 4000 of anything. AI like ChatGPT is about quality of input to get the quality output you need. A handful of quality commands > 4000 command prompt nonsense #AI #chatgpt
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@BlueBirddd91 @KochubeyAxl @GhostsRFake @Culture_Crit Over generalized and simplistic statements are always the sign of a strong argument 👍🏼
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@ChadwikoTWW @elonmusk Imagine still sticking with the buzz words
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@mcuban She will sign the bill that she and Biden currently can’t get signed…. Right
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@tlbounds @FluffyNooblet @TRHLofficial @Timcast Sir, don’t eat the word Twinkie while typing it
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@cenkuygur Guy who denied a genocide of Christians for years, doesn’t mind Christian’s being mocked. Shocking
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@KochubeyAxl @GhostsRFake @Culture_Crit Yea it looks like it’s around 60%, is that still a majority? 😂
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@MJADetBos @CNN Serious question… why are parents basically the 3rd option in your scenario?
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@POTUS Really? What state, specifically, are we mining all the material needed to build batteries for this electric car push?
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@Jeffb2784 @fvzzii There’s so much. The torpedo was just the one that made me go…. “Ok I’m going to google how much a torpedo weighs” It’s 3,000 pounds lmao
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@Timcast Little fun fact @Timcast - when Zima (a seltzer) came out in 1993… bud light created a stigma around it… and it crushed seltzers for 25 years. Guess what that stigma was? Something similar to the current bud light stigma. Karma is a B
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@Tradermayne This has “yea I’d have the same money as him, but I choose not to” vibes
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@KyleKulinski Zero people are actually like this.
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@ZalinskyS @Cernovich “Weapons of war that I carried in war” Your tweet makes zero sense
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@sovereignbrah He’s was never the guy. It was just refreshing to see some sanity from that side is all.
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@ZssBecker It’s gross. My kids are fuel to go harder, not an excuse for me to stay lazy
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@1minutechartguy @jonnydaowl @BeckettUnite Lmao that last line is pure gold
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@Jason @Ben_JamminTX Which categories? Be specific
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@stclairashley They were on vacation. Punch was served
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@RadioTodd13 @Not_the_Bee @TheBabylonBee This tactic only works if the people who align with the new stance is greater than the people who don’t. Bud light is going to learn the don’t side is far greater
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@emzorbit Wait till you find out who’s paying for the other side
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@kris What if I am under my current card stake requirement now because you tanked your CRO price?
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@GrahamAllen_1 Show me a video of that dude doing a pull up. There’s no way
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@PicoPaco17 You think Tom was just given D1 QB status? They didn’t take hard work?
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@mogsor @ZubyMusic @ZssBecker People who do terrible and irrational things usually have it perfectly justified in their mind before doing it
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@TJMoe28 Well, hopefully this is an “educational” moment for Lauren
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@ZssBecker Woodchipper
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@JonFord84 @bluesofie171 @ClownWorld_ Wait till you find out not only is it 100% accurate, the VP says it on video shortly before this campaign launched
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@EdKrassen He probably should have just gave it to Ukraine instead, without being able to really trace how it’s spent.
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Using your kids as an excuse to not reach your goals is the weakest excuse a man can have. “I’d have a six pack but my kids…” “I’d be rich but my kids…” No you wouldn’t. Having a 6 pack or being rich is hard and you just showed you took the easiest way out ever… blaming a
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Whenever I post something about success I see the excuses. I have kids, work, no time/energy. Gordon Ryan became the best BJJer in history with catastrophic stomach problems. Unable to eat at most times. My point : Whenever you think you have it hard remember others have had
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@jrouldz @EdKrassen @Los72C Well, I hope we all get to the bottom of this new concept of people selling things and then people paying for those things with money.
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@AlexHormozi Even one hour per Saturday and Sunday gets you over 2 work weeks more a year than the next guy
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@neutrino78x @EdKrassen @ValeriaLFrances Paying for a blue check is anti democratic? What? You’re not entitled to this platform. You don’t have to pay for it. If you didn’t know, on “free” social media sites you’re the product. They give your info to advertisers to use to sell to you. Sounds super democratic.
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@KokoVeebs @elonmusk @bennyjohnson @Twitter Random person tells worlds richest man he’s not good at using his time… right
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@jasm5150 @mayemusk @elonmusk You mean other than buy the public town square to bring it back to free speech, advance space travel and electric car tech into the future, and try to solve traffic?
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@AOC Wait till you hear the one about the artist / oil executive / land developer
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@greg_price11 Your terms are acceptable, when can we start taking delivery on f-15s?
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@intrinscbro @elonmusk Some of us don't fear words
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