;) @realkui Twitter profile

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@realkui

3 months

I have not one serious tweet, I have a serious life though.

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@realkui

1 year

Kukosa pesa ya kucome through for someone who always comes through for you is a different level of disappointment😔

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@realkui

2 years

1.Not a registered voter. 2.Not vaccinated. 3.Did not get a huduma number. 4.Hasn't had their simcards re-registered. Unataka aje Lakini?

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@realkui

2 years

Wetu alipata vyombo kwa sink bado akauliza 'kwani nilibeba sink' 😭😭😭after dramatically looking for it in her bag😂😂😂

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@Ciku_nancy

2 years

When growing up my mum would leave us with funny instructions when going out. There's a day she said pandeni miti zote huku watu waseme nilizaa nyani 💀.

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@realkui

1 year

*Adds geologist to my resume.

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@realkui

1 year

Currently hitting the rock bottom of a rock bottom.

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@realkui

10 months

The only matatu anxiety I get is when I find it's full and I have a walk to the back seat. Unaenda ukislap watu na matiti na ass 😔unasema pole hadi unachoka😔😔😔

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10 months

I get matatu anxiety😭😭

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@realkui

1 year

😂😂😂😂😂😂I'm wheezing bro

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@realkui

2 years

Told my mom I have a headache, she legit said 'ni hiyo dye uliweka jana'. Fam I almost cried 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

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@realkui

3 years

Lmao If my man forgave me for cheating, I'd cheat again. SHAMELESSLY!

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@realkui

2 years

Kuna msichana uko tiktok anaita big fish scam. They are gassing her akuje huku Twitter lmaooooo

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@realkui

1 year

Perfume, body scrubber, body splash na shower gel zimeisha pamoja 😭😭natoa Wapi one million 😭😭

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@realkui

2 years

Nooo because I'd pass out 😂😂😂😭😭😭

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@realkui

2 years

This one thinks we were born last night 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

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@realkui

2 years

Idk why they are bullying her on tik tok, but if this woman shook her ass in front of me like that and told me the earth is flat, I'd say she's right!

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@realkui

2 years

Moral of the elections: unaweza kuwa failure kwa life yako yote. Rest.

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@realkui

2 years

Kwa hiyo thread ya kimuzi, imenipea motivation ya kutalk about my childhood traumas. Because I went through the worst in the hands of my mother 💔

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@realkui

2 years

Kujichoma ndo shetani akose kazi >>>>>

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@realkui

1 year

Iykyk😂😂

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@tamsully12

1 year

WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.

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@realkui

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@jwaweruh

2 years

"Msichana hana mtoto hii Kenya ni jambazi" Haha

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@realkui

2 years

Kuachana in good faith ni ya watu wenyu, mimi nitakutusi.

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@realkui

1 year

"Fuckkk i missed you" while sliding in >>🫠🥴😮‍💨

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@realkui

4 months

Kama you're being cuddled rn, I hope it gets too hot and you get sweaty and sticky that you can't stand each other.

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@realkui

1 year

For example 😭😂

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@realkui

2 years

I couldn't watch this alone 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

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@realkui

1 year

Hii Nairobi tuko wawili pekee hatuna favorite ex.

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@realkui

4 months

What does a house wear? Address 😭😭😭

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@realkui

4 months

I have a terrible joke

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@realkui

2 years

When he's known you for a week but you've known him for 5 months.

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@realkui

2 years

Me to that one kid who keeps running around during family gatherings.

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@realkui

4 months

Uko hapo chilling then mtu wako ako semi's kwa talking stage ingine 😂😂😂

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@realkui

2 years

Had a lovely day with my LOML🥹❤️

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@realkui

2 years

Guys I got the call❤️We won.

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@realkui

2 years

Going for an interview tomorrow, God I hope I pass. 🙏

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@realkui

9 months

Ukikubali mapenzi ikufanye wazimu hiyo ni shida yako.

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@realkui

2 years

Omg account ya Amanda imeenda

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@realkui

7 months

First date question : what's your rhesus factor?

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@realkui

2 years

I had this boyfriend, if we were using public transport, he'd go in first, then stand next to the seats we'd be sitting, and not sit till I sat. 🥺🥺he'd always be smiling when I walk in.

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@realkui

1 year

Having a boyfriend/partner to call after a long day is soo nice. Manifesting it for myself🥹

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@realkui

1 year

Ksh1000 - Ksh100 = Ksh0.00

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@realkui

4 months

I hope my soulmate is not getting laid

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@realkui

2 years

Going for an interview tomorrow, God I hope I pass. 🙏

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@realkui

2 years

Ain't nothing worse that dating a person with trust issues. Wouldn't wish that even on my worst enemy. Unaambia mtu ukweli, they go ahead and say you're lying, like, who hurt you?

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@realkui

2 years

End of an Era 🫶🏽

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@realkui

10 months

You'll tell someone sorry after having your whole ass covering their faces and they'll smile on your face with 'hakuna shida madam niko sawa' nkt

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@realkui

2 years

Y'all 😭😭😭😭😭

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@realkui

2 years

I like you = I mute your tweets. Simple.

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@realkui

1 year

Go send that hi again, this weather will kill you.

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@realkui

2 years

Bro being fingered from behind>>>😭

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@realkui

2 years

Nani amekwama kwa Bafu akiitisha Uber kwa mental insitite akisema Kuna nyumba sound proff?

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@realkui

2 years

Y'all, he did it, Alliance is not ready for me on that admission day 😂😂😭😭😭😭

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@realkui

2 years

At least nitakuwa nasema mtoto wetu alikuwa Alliance 😂😂😂😂😂😂so God help us. I'll come back to this tweet akiitwa Alliance.

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@realkui

2 years

Lakini women 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭

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@realkui

2 years

Bro tell me why my roommate keeps staring at me😭😭😭😭more worse she doesn't hide it, 😭😭. Then tells me "you should normalize wearing dresses"

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@realkui

2 years

Drugs and self pollination.

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@Kianangih

2 years

Nini huwachi kufanya 2023?

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@realkui

2 years

How will would you rewrite 'he was born in 1991' to avoid plagiarism?

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@realkui

2 years

Haha, sometime back, someone posted such and my then 'man' said ako mteja. I hadn't received any call fam😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭kept checking if my phone had any network issues. Almost replaced my line😭😭😭

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@yamibolow

2 years

Ebu call your woman saizi. Do you like her tone?

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@realkui

1 year

Kama uko sad, go play with the balloons on my profile.

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@realkui

1 year

Goals 😂��️

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@realkui

2 years

When I dm you don't ask me for my pictures, I've gone through your media, you're my type. Easy.

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@realkui

3 years

@HeemMufc

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@realkui

2 years

🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯

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@realkui

1 year

I love oreos and anything that has oreo as an ingredient.

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@realkui

6 months

Yako iko aje basi?

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6 months

Even mid coochie owners saying they got that splash 😭😭

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@realkui

1 year

Hi my name is Wangui, I'm addicted to oreos. I love oreos.

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@realkui

2 years

Nisha ambiwa 'I love you' yangu ya Leo. Mko aje lonely souls?

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@realkui

2 years

Y'all see this forehead?

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@realkui

2 years

This!?

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@abdollars

2 years

What’s an afrobeat song that you feel was created PERFECTLY?

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@realkui

8 months

'Kuja home nikama hatuelewani kwa simu'

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@realkui

2 years

I'm sorry 😭

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@realkui

2 years

Gidi after getting his driving test results.

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@realkui

2 years

Having a dull day? There are balloons on my tl 😂😂go play with them 🎊🥳

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@realkui

3 years

Some days we take 2 steps ahead. Some days we take 5 steps behind. In both days, we don't give up!

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@realkui

2 years

Sielewi mbona mtu mzima uende kuweka 'congratulations sakaja' kwa status uko whatsapp.

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@realkui

4 years

Won't be surprised to hear "nisaidie mask niende admin"

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@realkui

2 years

Unashoot shot, anacheka alafu anauliza 'gosh ulikuwa serious?' nkts! Nimeenda wines and spirit kutafuta aspirin 😭😭😭

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@realkui

2 years

Daaamn, Twitter going down and I ain't gotten laid by none of my followers 😔

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@realkui

1 year

Please I hope they discount her.

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@Itss_Lungii

1 year

Insecure about my hands, but here goes Nothing!👍🏿

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@realkui

2 years

@tl_chaos @Limitless_xix Kanyanga yeye kabisaa bado anapumua😭😭😭

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@realkui

2 years

Kumbe Linda cylinder 😭😭😭

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@realkui

2 years

Okay, random question, say you're supposed to meet up with someone tommorow, and they don't confirm with you today, will you still pull up?

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@realkui

1 year

Women move funny mahn, I told my mom to stop calling me at 6am, now she doesn't call me nor pick my calls. She's saying I said nisipigiwe simu. Smh🙆🏾‍♀️

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@realkui

2 years

I hope I become a good mom, I hope I heal before becoming a mom.

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@realkui

2 years

@_wanguiii Public transport isn't necessary matatu bbg, but you wouldn't know, you're from Mombasa. Sending light and knowledge ❤️

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@realkui

1 year

Currently hitting the rock bottom of a rock bottom.

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@realkui

15 days

Say awwwwww

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@realkui

2 years

Mimi sahi mwanaume akiniambia anapumua I'll just have to get a stethoscope so I can believe 😭😭😭😭

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@realkui

2 years

Shida yangu ingine ni kuchoka haraka. Small small ick, I'm out.

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@realkui

1 year

Mkiwa talking stage, how many days should you wait uombe pesa? (asking for a friend)

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@realkui

1 year

Call my dad🫠

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@realkui

2 years

Nikiwasha sahi nitakuwa nimekosea mtu?

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