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@realjoepubes

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sorry guys im the fake joe pubes | owner of @numetaltwt | arch nemesis of @TehAngryPumpkin | shitposting | im the jerma of music twt | WOKE (bisexual)

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@cabby wouldnt it be funny if there was a meme with the word hawk in it
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@M1das_OW2 twitter users when they find out about different posing and lighting
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nooooo they got falling in reverse
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@TXCHAINSAWTISM yeah the biggest problem is that its ugly as fuck and is super overpriced 😭its so sad cause schecter makes fire ass guitars and this is gonna stain their reputation
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@M1das_OW2 midas did you steal my joke yes or no
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@M1das_OW2 heres a better tweet "is that his 19 inches of venom" thank me later
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@cabby you sir have WON the internet for today 😂
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9 months
@M1das_OW2 me after seeing a kiss between two women in the 1900s
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@SPITKNXT YOU MEAN LIKE THIS LMFAOOO
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@grungeknot woke deftones be like around the pronouns
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9 months
@M1das_OW2 this is like mrbeast commenting on a midas tweet
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10 months
@IRL_Soyjaks yeah man look at these losers all with a shared interest as friends doing something they enjoy, we should totally make fun of them
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@boiledkorn deftones nonbinary
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9 months
@M1das_OW2 midas you have ruined my life. every time i post a joke on twitter my friends now say it was a banger midas tweet
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@derpatron6000 IT USED TO BE SO GOOD MAN 😭
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10 months
@PibidiToilet and then a british person will eat that entire thing and say "just like mum used to make" with a straight face
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4 months
trying to get that peter steele look (I'm short and have no hope)
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@M1das_OW2 in my head we're arch rivals
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2 months
honestly 10 likes is INSANE like who would even get that many right. haha. right guys
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3 months
oh that's me, that's me at 200 followers
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new pfp guys
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8 months
heard alien posting was coming back, heh, well lets justr say. i never left 👽
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3 months
fucking actual food man holy shit
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what’s missing?
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I LOVE INTERACTION BAIT TRENDS!!!!!
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2 months
and i want a furry pawjob but that isnt happening either
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they should invent a laptop that isnt slow
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i need the one that says frotting
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@cabby heh..dont mention it! 🤪
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9 months
@grohlsfoos my fur? im around it
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3 months
I can't make this up
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4 months
korn is already gay as fuck
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gay korn be like A.D.I.D.A.D
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@schizoboobs why do you hate fun
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3 months
goregrind fans:
@deepprawn359
𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔢𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔫👻🦇|ˢᵃʷᵍʳᵉᵉⁿᵈᵃʸ⁸’⁶’²⁴
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i… showered… i touched… water… and… soap… and… washed my hair… i am… clean… it was scary…
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im so tired
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Jonathan pubes is officially taken :)
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Account vs the person behind it (joe pubes physique reveal???)
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Account vs the person behind it :)
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getting close to closing my dms
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what even the fuck is youtube anymore man
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I kinda fw femtanyl I can't lie
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3 months
in the stripped club. straight up "debating it"
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the worst thing about them playing the debate at the strip club rn is that neither sound nor subtitles are on so its just the vibe of the debate.
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9 months
just got an official invitation to #humtwt so i present this
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9 months
why don't we have other names for temperatures like lukewarm. like why dont we have john cold or bob room temperature
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i gotta get a new layout cause what is this man
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this is crazy
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3 months
chat what do we think of this breakdown I wrote
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Jonathan Pubes has officially LANDED A JOB BABY LETS GOOOOOOO
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new layout
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3 months
the cute girl I'm talking to found my account ITS SO OVERRRRRR IM SO EMBARRASSED
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@muteualmortuary its also funny cause most goths I've talked to actually consider them goth LMAO
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gym progress
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4 months
since yall liked that heres another one
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@M1das_OW2 so sorry that it was out of your price range 🙏
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3 months
in the courted room. straight up "signing it". and by "it", haha, well. lets justr say. My divorce papers
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3 months
im leaving this fucking group chat
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1K LIKES ON A TWEET I MADE HOLY SHIT?????
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4 months
nu metal fan and missing a chromosome call that syndrome of the down
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@multiwocky can I just have a kid that has good music taste
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@THEVIRUSOFLIF3 I'm gonna fucking get you
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4 months
do you guys fw user realjoepubes
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do you guys fw user ssiccxxx …
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2 months
Fuck this shit. I'm sick of it. You're going down, this is a war bro
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slipknot lyrics but put bro at the end of it
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hey so poppy is actually great but she is not the queen of metal I'm sorry 😭 like what about Emma Boster, Courtney LaPlante, or Tatiana Shmayluk??
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Omg the metalheads found my Poppy tweet
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guys....... new profile pic
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new pfp in honor of me coming out
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4 months
NATHAN NOOOO DONT ABBREVIATE CYBERPUNK
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@at237at237 Very CP 2077
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3 months
why does every band with worm in the title fucking slap
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3 months
do u think davinci had a boner looking at mona lisa
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the best art is always made while being at least a little bit horny
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3 months
should I make and run a nu metal struggles account
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@schizoboobs brother hates whimsy
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300 FOLLOWERS OH MY GLOB
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this is awesome unless you're the hand warm person then it fucking sucks
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2 months
If I had a nickel for every time someone called pop punk and metalcore emo I'd be fucking crushed under the weight of the nickels
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ppl calling op misogynistic when you can clearly tell they’re just emo because look at the damn albums lmao
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do you guys think hes mad
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sooo turns out this was a lie I think I'm bisexual chat
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i would like to point out that i am not gay personally and my pfp for pride month is just silly goofy. that said i fucking love everyone in the lgbtq community and i wish everyone a happy pride month!
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@theneedledrop falling in reverse
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@realjoepubes 6 circumsized vs 1 uncut
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abysmal day to have eyes
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twirling my tampon string thinking about him…
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23 days
reply mutuals and i’ll tell you: - my first impression of you - your nickname in my head - a closeness rating from 1 to 10 - whether or not i like you - what you are to me - if you should also post this!
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people will just string together any combo of words now
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3 months
all of you guys that bookmarked my shirtless photos need to realize that i could be ugly as hell (I'm not I'm extremely attractive) and you wouldn't even know
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if i get 400 followers before the end of this month i will create a jonathan pubes discord server....
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I'm so tired
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FUCKING CARNIFEX FOR GRUNGE?!?!?!?!?
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im going to end it all
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should I send "GOOOOD MORNING EVERYPONY" to my crush?
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she kombat on my mortal till i kum
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CONGRATULATIONS TO @BONKATOMICPVNCH ON WINNING THE FIRST EVER JONATHAN PUBES MUTUAL BATTLE!!!!
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2 months
people defining genre by what would be on a playlist is the most braindead shit. we need to actually reset the human race we're roo far gone
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THIS CANNOT BE REAL
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who wants to be in my band
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@realjoepubes Jonathan and the Pubes coming soon
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vsauce getting married
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my wedding day: me: "i do" guests: "awww" me: "or do i?👀" guests: OOOOooo
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I'm having banger tweet withdrawl.....has Jonathan Pubes fallen off?
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@TehAngryPumpkin NOOOOOOO CURSE YOU ANGRY PUMPKIN
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I love instagram
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jermina is so beautiful
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lili !! ^_^
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DIVVVAAAAAAAHHHHH OHMYGODDD
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my colorblind bitch wife
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hembspink 🩷🎃👻
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What do these 2 colors remind you of?
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wtf do you think therapy is for 😭😭😭
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kemmi ☆
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r yall actually honest with your therapist/ psychiatrist
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you know I love you guys but I think I gotta never use the internet again after this
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