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@realcodycanuck
Cody Canuck
1 year
Wrote and recorded this song in a day as a challenge to myself. It features a lot of people/memes you may know. Enjoy! @AnthonyCumia @censoreddottv @billburr @OwenBenjamin @clubsodakenny @OpieRadio @JungleAshun @ArturPawlowski1
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@realcodycanuck
Cody Canuck
11 months
2023 Halloween costume!
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1 year
@tmorello By this logic, Tom Morello is a Pedophile too.
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Cody Canuck
1 year
@dwanbrooks93 @JCFights Dude said it more than you and me combined!
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Cody Canuck
1 year
@TheRealKeean I won't hold my breath
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@realcodycanuck
Cody Canuck
11 months
@isabellarileyus You just called all your male viewers gay.
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@realcodycanuck
Cody Canuck
11 months
Uh oh.
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Cody Canuck
11 months
2023 Halloween costume!
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1 year
@3Fiddy5 @EdKrassen What's the difference between the Holocaust and sagging arm fat on a woman? You can joke about the Holocaust.
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@realcodycanuck
Cody Canuck
1 year
@globalnews When the hell have we ever talked about a global temperature? It just feels like a stretch. The winter it’s climate change when it’s colder than normal, and the summer it’s global warming. This is hilarious
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@realcodycanuck
Cody Canuck
10 months
@pearlythingz It's 2023 so I had to click "I'm a woman"
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1 year
@nypost Looks like some peaceful protestors to me!
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Cody Canuck
1 year
@JustinTrudeau @Bundeskanzler @G7 And eliminating free speech.
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Cody Canuck
1 year
@KristopherWells The prime minister has divided and pit communities against each other with lies and disinformation, far greater than any far right community has. He turned my whole family, coworkers, employers, communities, and businesses against me. No other community, in my generation and
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Cody Canuck
1 year
@DanKnightMMA Another situation where Trudeau will use his underground power to get himself off, making enough of the country think he's vindicated and wonderful for next election.
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@pearlythingz I rarely ever come across men who talk about celebrity women as the pinnacle of beauty. Most average women you see getting out of your house blow these actresses out of the water. It's hard to ever put these women on pedestals when you see way better going to Home Depot
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Cody Canuck
10 months
@Harjas_Grewal They're not trying to replace you or change you? Uhh I can show you whole communities in cities where everything is in Jeet language. Communication is near impossible. Get out from your Ivory tower and take a look around these cities.
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@realcodycanuck
Cody Canuck
1 year
@ChrissieMayr Whatever you say, just add La to the end and it's Malaysian.
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@realcodycanuck
Cody Canuck
1 year
@StaySaif Why is that shirt controversial anyway? What’s there to not agree about?
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Cody Canuck
1 year
@liberal_party If there was no carbon tax there would be no need for a grocery rebate.
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@realcodycanuck
Cody Canuck
1 year
@mustangmadd First, that’s our money. Second, I only got some climate one which doesn’t even cover the amount of carbon tax I pay. What about “you get it back.” I tested out reducing my utilities to nothing, my bills barely changed. Most of the utility bills are taxes, and delivery fees.
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@pearlythingz Yes. My life insurance is more expensive as well as car insurance.
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1 year
@AnnLesbyPhD White people ended slavery. I waited for blacks to thank me but nobody showed up.
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10 months
@AnthonyCumia How long til all that money is gone and they're bankrupt? I think there's a term for that type of rich, what was it again?
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Cody Canuck
1 year
@Alec_Mazo @Cernovich Having played on artificial turf and real turf, definitely rolling ankles on the artificial way more. Somehow for generations and generations, real turf wasn't a big deal. You can level turf pretty well if you got people who care.
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@realcodycanuck
Cody Canuck
1 year
@GrahamAllen_1 Smells better than your piss, shit, and vomit subways. You're welcome.
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Cody Canuck
1 year
@liberal_party If you incentivize that we're just getting our money back with all these rebates, why are you even taking the money in the first place? It costs tax payers money to pay people to take our money and then redistribute it to us. Seems like money laundering to me.
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@realcodycanuck
Cody Canuck
1 year
@AtticusNorth Are you saying 58 years ago there was way more opportunities and rights and less fear of being a (he/him) type of guy?
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Cody Canuck
1 year
@allisonjade I literally can’t get a family doctor without driving over an hour. I can’t get appointments anywhere and any walk in won’t take any issue seriously. They just push pills. I’d love to pay for health care, and I’m not even rich. As someone who’s experienced third world country
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@realcodycanuck
Cody Canuck
1 year
@RachelNotley We need doctors and nurses. You were for firing doctors and nurses just recently over covid vaccines.
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Cody Canuck
1 year
@Bobhader1 @JoshLekach Where can I find these white Uber drivers? I've only gotten into cars with STINK!
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@realcodycanuck
Cody Canuck
11 months
@XGavinMcInnes You get that jacket when your son grew out of it? Your arms going numb?
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Cody Canuck
1 year
@AdrianaLaGrange How does a building reduce wait times? You need staff. I still can't get a family doctor.
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1 year
@pearlythingz Society can't run without humans. Society would collapse without women on reproduction alone.
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@realcodycanuck
Cody Canuck
11 months
RIP in Peace Matt Perry
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Cody Canuck
1 year
@Captaincoby00 Isn’t immigration a federal issue? There’s too many people for how much supply there is. You can’t just bring a shit ton more people here and then say it’s the provinces fault for not having enough houses.
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@realcodycanuck
Cody Canuck
1 year
@LorneDach Dude. The election just happened a month and a half ago. Is that communist days you’re counting?
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@realcodycanuck
Cody Canuck
1 year
@73_frankie @anonbirdd I'm a racist therefore I'm allowed to say racist slurs.
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Cody Canuck
1 year
@KirkLubimov @ABDanielleSmith No. I moved to the small town for a reason. Don't come here and ruin it.
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@realcodycanuck
Cody Canuck
11 months
@isabellarileyus You look like you're going for dinner. Lol
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@realcodycanuck
Cody Canuck
1 year
Lol nothing like @XGavinMcInnes yelling. Definitely one of the most entertaining ragers of our time.
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If this doesn't motivate you, I don't know what will. @XGavinMcInnes @TheOmniLiberal
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Cody Canuck
1 year
@nickermedia Yeah, white people should stop imposing their clean water on the blacks. Stop depriving them of their cow urine!
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Cody Canuck
1 year
@CTVNews They've been moving the goalposts for decades. CTV News might be held accountable for it's propaganda and lies by 2032.
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Cody Canuck
1 year
@krassenstein I don't like to use the words "hit a woman" I prefer to use the terms "Sean Connery," or "equality a woman." But if equality isn't enough for you, the LMNOP community made a loophole for men to hit women, it's called identifying as a woman.
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Cody Canuck
1 year
@J4YdeSun I hope things look up soon. My dad had a heart attack last month and was on life support. Didn't know what to do. I feel ya man. He's home now, so keep hope, good things can happen. Try and get some rest and take care of yourself too eh.
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@realcodycanuck
Cody Canuck
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Could you imagine being so upset that when your ex girlfriend Axl Rose came to your workplace you’d become violent? @geno_bisconte @GenosSide @patdixon #inhotwatershow
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@WBrettWilson @JustinTrudeau I'm not having this issue. Not sure why I can still see it.
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@TheRealKeean Definitely looks and sounds like Canada
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1 year
@dwanbrooks93 @JCFights 🤣🤣🤣if you only knew....
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1 year
@WBrettWilson Big city folks are lazy. They want everyone to be helped and succeed but they don't want to take part in their community to do it, or "too busy." My dad's generation would sweep up a broken bottle in front of their house. People now call the city to come do it. It's a waste.
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Cody Canuck
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@isabellarileyus So are women who wear tons of makeup.
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Cody Canuck
10 months
@Derekrants Yes. They are the superior Dot.
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Cody Canuck
1 year
@eforesurvive Good thing he was wearing his hard hat
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Cody Canuck
1 year
@theJagmeetSingh Fakesikh Singh.
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Cody Canuck
1 year
@immrfabulous If calling someone a faggot is illegal, 96.74% of men should be locked up.
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Cody Canuck
1 year
We make Jeremy take a time out last night on Plaid Army. FULL EPISODE: @Derekrants @ferryman4747
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Cody Canuck
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@elonmusk I'm ok with them using it as long as we can use whatever words we want against anyone else.
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Cody Canuck
10 months
@AnthonyCumia Not anymore.
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Cody Canuck
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@DrShadeeElmasry So what you're saying is they're invading us no immigrating?
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Cody Canuck
1 year
@AngelaBelcamino Really channelling the sexiness of Hilary Clinton with the fit of that suit
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@realcodycanuck
Cody Canuck
1 year
@MLAIrfanSabir She should be held to the same standard as Trudeau. An apology is more than acceptable for politicians in this country. No matter how bad.
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@realcodycanuck
Cody Canuck
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Surprisingly 99% of the response to my Halloween costume this year was positive. I’ve only had LITERALLY a couple negative responses, out of the millions of views that it’s had by now across various reposts. I haven’t actually had the fear and nihilism most people seem to have
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@realcodycanuck
Cody Canuck
11 months
@michaelmalice Did you see the best Halloween Costume of 2023?
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Cody Canuck
11 months
“Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.” - @XGavinMcInnes I’ll be over at . Later toggafs! It was fun. Frig you @LotusYoshida
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@EduardoMrNy @FightMate You wanna act like an equal, get treated like an equal.
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1 year
@KayceeMaduYEG Yeah, you and your party were apart of discriminating against me and so many Albertans. You shouldn't feel so proud.
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Cody Canuck
1 year
@allisonjade I’ve gotten an MRI for $50 within 15 minutes when I lived in Japan. It’s not free health care but it’s insanely cheap.
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Cody Canuck
1 year
@SeanFraserMP Hide your goats and your little boys.
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Cody Canuck
1 year
@RevRayCistman Yeah, white people should stop imposing their clean water on the blacks. Stop depriving them of their cow urine!
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Cody Canuck
1 year
@AsianPatDixon Does anyone else find "deep" "intellectual" rap kinda fucking super gay?
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Cody Canuck
1 year
@JoshLekach It's called woman.
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Cody Canuck
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@Muhsoci0factorr Previously on "Coon vs Coon"
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Cody Canuck
1 year
@MadScientistFF Even if ketchup was available, I probably wouldn't use it.
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@KayabagaArielle Nice plagiarism. I'd rather American style politics than fascist, communist, or African politics. Remember how we grew to be a place that everyone wanted to come to.
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@realcodycanuck
Cody Canuck
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@censoreddottv Looks like they've risen. Workforce productivity and efficiency went up by 200%. Job satisfaction went up 340%.
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Cody Canuck
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@JoshLekach Dude, she literally did the same amount of work...
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@realcodycanuck
Cody Canuck
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@pearlythingz Definitely some appropriate diamond cutters coming through the shirt!
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Cody Canuck
11 months
Who’s moving to Argentina?
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Cody Canuck
10 months
@OwenBenjamin For 5 minutes I couldn't really pay attention to what was going on, I was completely engaged in trying to figure out if that dude wears eyeliner. Slavery>dude wearing eyeliner.
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Cody Canuck
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@FLOTUS I didn't know y'all were dear friends calling each other over for BBQs and shit.
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Cody Canuck
1 year
@heartbeatsound_ The fuck. How come when I say gay, you guys call me a homophobe? These shirts are fucking gay BTW
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@pearlythingz You're rich though...
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Cody Canuck
11 months
This is easier than choosing what to eat for dinner.
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Cody Canuck
1 year
@UbakaOgbogu Rachel Notley blocked me for asking her how she would staff the new hospitals she wanted to build. Pretty low ball fair question...
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Cody Canuck
1 year
@ChrissieMayr @FrankP614 Looks like our kids will be born the same time fuck. We must've fucked the same day.
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@realcodycanuck
Cody Canuck
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@AliCampbellWPG I didn't know certain racial groups didn't have access to hockey because of their race. I didn't know certain racial groups couldn't celebrate hockey because of their race. You learn something everyday eh?
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Cody Canuck
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@kinsellawarren I don't see the correlation. PP is playing opposition. If PP wins because of this, people just show they don't understand how things work.
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Cody Canuck
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@WBrettWilson @JustinTrudeau If Trudeau steps down it doesn’t fix the problem. It’s short sited to think Trudeau is the sole cause of our problems.
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Cody Canuck
1 year
@tara_taylor At least when you leave, we're not losing the type of doctors we actually need.
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Cody Canuck
1 year
@Cernovich Rice cooker for sure. I didn't even know about them til my late twenties when I moved to Japan.
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Cody Canuck
1 year
@HonAhmedHussen I’m seeing the kinds of people building these houses and wondering how many corners are being cut… makes you wonder why new homes are pieces of garbage.
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@realcodycanuck
Cody Canuck
1 year
@chempler @StaySaif Pride is hateful then. It’s exclusionary and it’s mean.
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@realcodycanuck
Cody Canuck
10 months
@TheRealKeean Diversity nowadays just means not white. Homogeneity is still considered diversity as long as it's not white.
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Cody Canuck
11 months
@ElijahSchaffer Where’s the line start?
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Cody Canuck
1 year
@Zimer77 @CupeAB Then we’d never have anyone elected.
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@realcodycanuck
Cody Canuck
11 months
The LMNOP community has ruined the term “kiddos,” like they did the rainbow. Now when people say kiddos I think they’re peds. Anyone else?
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@realcodycanuck
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Had a reaction to a product used in a cleanse I did, ended in the hospital. Gave me time to think about Cody Canuck's future. In an age where the most free of speech places and people need capitulation, Cody Canuck is a waste of time and will no longer continue. Take it easy.
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