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Yahya Sinwar - زعيم حماس يحيى السنوار parody

@realSinwar

17 days

Just got out of the tunnel and tried contacting my friend Hassan Nasrallah via the pager. No response. Is he okay?

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Yahya Sinwar - زعيم حماس يحيى السنوار parody

@realSinwar

11 months

The situation in Gaza is terrible. Israel is helping all the innocent civilians get out of town, so we are left without protection. @UN @antonioguterres

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Yahya Sinwar - زعيم حماس يحيى السنوار parody

@realSinwar

10 months

Stop fucking calling me while I’m playing Candy Crush. #bunkerlife

Hananya Naftali

@HananyaNaftali

10 months

Israel's Ambassador to the UN, Gilad Erdan, presented the phone number of Hamas' leader Yahya Sinwar and said: If you want a ceasefire, call him. That's hilarious! 😆

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Yahya Sinwar - زعيم حماس يحيى السنوار parody

@realSinwar

11 months

Yes, I am still alive. @IDF has flooded my bunker 😢. I had to switch to a different one.

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Yahya Sinwar - زعيم حماس يحيى السنوار parody

@realSinwar

10 months

Thank you @antonioguterres

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Yahya Sinwar - زعيم حماس يحيى السنوار parody

@realSinwar

11 months

Fuck.

Oli London

@OliLondonTV

11 months

1/4🧵Hamas Propaganda Exposed: Mohammed Nazal was released from Ofer jail in Israel where he was servicing a sentence for terror-related offenses in exchange for the release of Israeli hostages. Palestinians are alleging he had both his arms broken and smashed with hammers by

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Yahya Sinwar - زعيم حماس يحيى السنوار parody

@realSinwar

11 months

Our greatest breakthrough, the world’s very first Dead-Body-Revive-Inator.

Dr. Eli David

@DrEliDavid

11 months

Pro-Palestinians are boycotting Israeli 🇮🇱 products. I would like to retaliate by boycotting Palestinian 🇵🇸 products, but I don't find any... Can you think of any Palestinian product? Anything they invented? Ever?

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Yahya Sinwar - زعيم حماس يحيى السنوار parody

@realSinwar

6 months

I also share the pain and sadness of the Gazans. This is how my final meal of Ramadan looks… disgraceful. To all my Palestinian brothers - know that we will keep on attacking Israel knowing that they will retaliate, and then use you as human shields while we hide. We will win.

Uri Kurlianchik

@VerminusM

6 months

Victorious Gazans enjoying the final meal of Ramadan in Khan Yunis, victoriously, on the backdrop of their great victory.

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Yahya Sinwar - زعيم حماس يحيى السنوار parody

@realSinwar

11 months

Gonna go build a tunnel under a hospital brb 🤙

António Guterres

@antonioguterres

11 months

Civilians – including @UN personnel – must be protected. Civilian objects – including hospitals – must be protected. UN facilities must not be hit. International humanitarian law must be respected at all times.

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Yahya Sinwar - زعيم حماس يحيى السنوار parody

@realSinwar

11 months

How the fuck did you not cut that bit out? @HamasHQ

Visegrád 24

@visegrad24

11 months

Hamas threatening hostages who were released tonight to “keep waving at the camera” while they record their propaganda video

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Yahya Sinwar - زعيم حماس يحيى السنوار parody

@realSinwar

7 months

Yes, I am still alive. The @IDF airstriked my previous bunker and completely destroyed it. They also murdered 10,000 innocent Palestinians doing so. Forgot my phone there and it got destroyed… My boy @antonioguterres hooked me up with a new one tho 🔥💯

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Yahya Sinwar - زعيم حماس يحيى السنوار parody

@realSinwar

11 months

In fact, Hamas doesn’t even exist at all.

Syrian Girl 🇸🇾

@Partisangirl

11 months

It might surprise you that Hamas never invaded Israel on Oct 7. They went into areas like “Ashkelon” that are recognised as Palestinian land even by the United Nations.

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Yahya Sinwar - زعيم حماس يحيى السنوار parody

@realSinwar

11 months

We were taking them to Al-Shifa to revive them.

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Yahya Sinwar - زعيم حماس يحيى السنوار parody

@realSinwar

10 months

@BigBrainPol @DrEliDavid @giladerdan1 I mean I’m not complaining

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Yahya Sinwar - زعيم حماس يحيى السنوار parody

@realSinwar

11 months

After seeing this video I came to the decision that I will stay in my bunker for an indefinite period of time and let Israel cut off my internet.

End Wokeness

@EndWokeness

11 months

Trans social media influencer just fell in love with Islam and is now promoting the Quran. Wait until Ahmed invites they/them to the LGBTQ-inclusive rooftop party.

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Yahya Sinwar - زعيم حماس يحيى السنوار parody

@realSinwar

11 months

I can’t believe Israel just murdered 2 more innocent Palestinians in broad daylight! @BBCWorld

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Yahya Sinwar - زعيم حماس يحيى السنوار parody

@realSinwar

11 months

Remember: The hostages are only speaking the truth when it’s in our favor.

Wealth Turtle 💰 🐢

@wealth_turtle

11 months

@MarioNawfal Nothing but propaganda

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Yahya Sinwar - زعيم حماس يحيى السنوار parody

@realSinwar

11 months

See? We're good people. Yes, we slaughtered his entire family and kidnapped him. Yes, we let our residents abuse him every now and then. But we made it up to him with a Spider-Man hat. We're good people.

Rev Laskaris

@REVMAXXING

11 months

🇵🇸🇮🇱 How Israel treats children vs how Hamas treats children. Do you see a difference?

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Yahya Sinwar - زعيم حماس يحيى السنوار parody

@realSinwar

11 months

Don’t worry, @EylonALevy . When we return him back to you, our fighter will put his arm around him as the people around take a video. Which means we’re humane and treated him well all this time. Which means it’s justified to kidnap and take a baby hostage.

Eylon Levy

@EylonALevy

11 months

What kind of sick monsters would hold on to this little baby for a ransom?

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Yahya Sinwar - زعيم حماس يحيى السنوار parody

@realSinwar

11 months

@mhandistodaa @AbuHafsah1 Because we said so.

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Yahya Sinwar - زعيم حماس يحيى السنوار parody

@realSinwar

11 months

I swear I didn't mean to launch those rockets! my hand slipped on the button! We are still in a ceasefire!

StandWithUs

@StandWithUs

11 months

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Yahya Sinwar - زعيم حماس يحيى السنوار parody

@realSinwar

11 months

Thank you, Jenna Ortega. We at Hamas appreciate you sticking to your principles and being such a loyal supporter of us over the years. If you ever do need a stabbing or two, do not hesitate to come visit us here in Gaza. We’ll take good care of you!

DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm

11 months

Jenna Ortega will not return for ‘SCREAM 7’. (Source: Deadline)

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Yahya Sinwar - زعيم حماس يحيى السنوار parody

@realSinwar

17 days

We were… ummmm… keeping her safe here! from Israel!

John Aziz

@aziz0nomics

18 days

Why was an ISIS kidnapping victim being held in GAZA???

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Yahya Sinwar - زعيم حماس يحيى السنوار parody

@realSinwar

11 months

Hamas experts’ advice: In fact, even if Israel will telepathically broadcast to your brain any information you may need to make you understand that something is absolutely true - consider that it’s a lie. Only believe what fits our narrative.

Enes Ergöktaş

@enesergoktas

11 months

@MarioNawfal If Israel said so consider that it's a lie. Simple.

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Yahya Sinwar - زعيم حماس يحيى السنوار parody

@realSinwar

11 months

Thank you @elonmusk . Now I can finally build myself a Tesla Roadster out of water pipes.

Elon Musk

@elonmusk

11 months

All design & engineering of the original @Tesla Roadster is now fully open source. Whatever we have, you now have.

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Yahya Sinwar - زعيم حماس يحيى السنوار parody

@realSinwar

11 months

Israel just killed another 10,000 Palestinian children in that explosion. There's no end to our suffering.

Hananya Naftali

@HananyaNaftali

11 months

Boom 💥 #ByeHamas

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Yahya Sinwar - زعيم حماس يحيى السنوار parody

@realSinwar

11 months

That is spot on. That's why when we invaded the families' homes in the Kibbutzes, we made sure to shoot the elderly and the children first so that they wouldn't have to see their family die.

All-in, Be Good & Stay Kind🍓❤️💚🤍🖤

@MyzonedrOnG

11 months

@REVMAXXING Islam taught them to be humble to women, children and old people, even to enemies who are defeated. It is the way of Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him)

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Yahya Sinwar - زعيم حماس يحيى السنوار parody

@realSinwar

11 months

I’m glad the world is finally waking up. Unfortunately this is the behavior that Palestinians get from the occupation forces on a daily basis. They refuse to rape us. I expect you to report the findings of this academic study immediately @KayBurley

Hen Mazzig

@HenMazzig

11 months

An academic study concluded that the reason Israeli soldiers DON’T rape Palestinians is racism. You can’t make this stuff up 🤯

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Yahya Sinwar - زعيم حماس يحيى السنوار parody

@realSinwar

11 months

I’ve got to be honest with you, we don't care about any of that. We just want to kill people in the name of Allah and have fun with goats. But thank you for supporting us anyway.

António Guterres

@antonioguterres

11 months

Our world faces a perfect storm: Growing inequalities. Climate chaos. Conflicts & hunger. #G20 members can help lead the way out of it in 3 areas: Financial justice. Structural justice. Climate justice. We are one earth with one future - let’s act like it.

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Yahya Sinwar - زعيم حماس يحيى السنوار parody

@realSinwar

11 months

@GazaHealth Thank you, @elonmusk Just in time for us to build more rockets during the ceasefire and take care of our precious tunnels.

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Yahya Sinwar - زعيم حماس يحيى السنوار parody

@realSinwar

11 months

We recently discovered that two Palestinians in Tulkarm, West Bank collaborated with Israel against us. Like good democrats, we executed them and hung them on a public utility pole for all to see.

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Yahya Sinwar - زعيم حماس يحيى السنوار parody

@realSinwar

11 months

@visegrad24 How dare they even write "Palestinian Liberation" and "Trans" in the same sentence? and on such a flag? Wallahi, these people aren't even worth killing. It will be a waste of bullets. We don't want your support.

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Yahya Sinwar - زعيم حماس يحيى السنوار parody

@realSinwar

11 months

Thank you, @elonmusk . We'll make sure Hamas takes everything. I was starting to get hungry in this bunker.

Elon Musk

@elonmusk

11 months

X Corp will be donating all revenue from advertising & subscriptions associated with the war in Gaza to hospitals in Israel and the Red Cross/Crescent in Gaza

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Yahya Sinwar - زعيم حماس يحيى السنوار parody

@realSinwar

11 months

@leeonskee @UN @WFP Sorry but like we’ve said before many times, we are not responsible for taking care of our human shields. That would be Israel and the @UN .

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Yahya Sinwar - زعيم حماس يحيى السنوار parody

@realSinwar

11 months

How dare you? I can confirm we took this boy to the hospital to receive medical treatment for a broken finger that happened after we killed his entire family and kidnapped him. This post is an insult to the humanitarian efforts our freedom fighters are constantly carrying out.

Visegrád 24

@visegrad24

11 months

Israel has obtained footage of Hamas terrorists taking a kidnapped Israeli boy to the Hamas headquarters in the Al-Shifa hospital. Via @daardos

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Yahya Sinwar - زعيم حماس يحيى السنوار parody

@realSinwar

11 months

@TheMossadIL Well in my defense, I was innocent at that time (almost).

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Yahya Sinwar - زعيم حماس يحيى السنوار parody

@realSinwar

11 months

Update: Our intelligence have recently discovered that it was actually ISRAEL who violated the ceasefire by HACKING into our systems and launching our rockets at themselves! I strongly condemn Israel's actions. We expect you to report this information immediately! @BBCWorld

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Yahya Sinwar - زعيم حماس يحيى السنوار parody

@realSinwar

11 months

Thank Allah. Now I can finally get out of this bunker and get some air.

The Spectator Index

@spectatorindex

11 months

BREAKING: Israel's government approves 4-day ceasefire and release of 150 Palestinian prisoners in exchange for 50 hostages

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Yahya Sinwar - زعيم حماس يحيى السنوار parody

@realSinwar

11 months

@MarioNawfal May Allah help us. I can hear them above my bunker.

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Yahya Sinwar - زعيم حماس يحيى السنوار parody

@realSinwar

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Yahya Sinwar - زعيم حماس يحيى السنوار parody

@realSinwar

11 months

How dare Israel release 3 dangerous Palestinian prisoners for every kidnapped Israeli child we return to them? This is an excellent example of how they do not value Palestinian lives at all. Where are you in all this, @UNWatch ?

Eylon Levy

@EylonALevy

11 months

The first question that left me speechless (but only for a second):

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