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Shamima Begum

@realShamima

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I've had a pretty rough time. I hope you find it in your heart to forgive me. Dodgy Internet service here so will respond when I can! Parodiam Speci.

Syria
Joined July 2020
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@realShamima
Shamima Begum
4 years
Hey Gary @GaryLineker got another spare bedroom?
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Hey new friends - I just remembered I left my London Underground Oyster Card in my backpack and I'll need it soon.... If you see a lilac Nike rucksack it's in the front pocket - but DON'T pull the zipper! Love #Shamima 💕
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4 years
Sorry friends, there'll be slight delay on your duty free ciggie orders....
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@realShamima
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4 years
Thank-you for your support Jess. It means a lot to me 💕
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Jess Phillips
4 years
Sorry somehow lost the first bit of thread there let's start again. 1.Yesterday I was alerted to a completely fake headline that was being put on @Twitter about me, that puts me my family and staff at risk of violence. It is completely fake
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4 years
When I beat the Terrorism rap, I am thinking of going into politics.... I hope to be the next Mayor of London. Seems an obvious first step towards an Islamic State in England. @SadiqKhan has been such an inspiration to me! 💕
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@realShamima
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6 months
A minor setback, but I'll be seeing you all again soon 🇬🇧💕 #VoteLabour 👍 @Keir_Starmer 🥰 Shams x
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Sir Kier Starmer has been ever so kind campaigning for my return home. Cannot thank him enough. Been advised that I can win £1 Million compensation from the Tory government for inhumane treatment AND get a free council house! He's been a tower of strength. #VoteLabour 🌹
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Shamima Begum
1 year
Heard the easiest way into the UK is coming by boat across the channel. Anyone have a contact in Calais? Asking for a friend. Shams x💕
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Shamima Begum
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When I get back home, want to start a new charity called "Islamic Servitude Implementation Society" or ISIS for short. The aim will be helping women make better choices in the service of their men in marriage and the Islamic community. Should go down a bomb! Love S. 💕
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4 years
Reckon the Supreme Court have my back though 🕷️👍💕
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4 years
Need any ciggies brought back? #ImComingHome
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2 years
Damn right 🇬🇧 😔
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3 years
Big day today. Wish me luck! Shams x 💕 #SupremeCourt
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4 years
Thank goodness they have no proof that I'm a threat. Other than I was in ISIS.
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3 years
Got a lot of flak for this - What I said was correct - Boris Johnson hasn't got a clue what he's doing. 💕
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Good Morning Britain
3 years
EXCLUSIVE: ‘I think I could very much help you in your fight against terrorism because you clearly don’t know what you’re doing.’ Shamima Begum makes a plea to Boris Johnson to let her return to the UK.
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@realShamima
Shamima Begum
4 years
Any jobs going as an electrician? I'm sick with wires. #Shamima 💕
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4 years
Anyone want any fags bringing back? Let me know! S.
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@realShamima
Shamima Begum
4 years
Twitter was going to verify my account with a blue tick on account of me being a public figure and my left leaning politics. They told me to submit one form of government ID, but I never learned to drive and I've had a spot of bother trying to renew my British Passport 😠 SOON:
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@realShamima
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4 years
Supreme Court has my back. See you soon racists! 😁 #ImComingHome 🇬🇧 💕
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6 months
Wish me luck! Shams x 💕 #CourtOfAppeal 🙏
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4 years
Already been endorsed for Tower Hamlets! Love #Shamima 💕
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J Edwards
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@realShamima Which constituency are you aiming for when you become a labour MP?
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Shamima Begum
4 years
Running for Tower Hamlets. Great to have the support of two fine Labour MPs. Thank-you both so much !! Campaign starts as soon as I beat the Terrorism rap when I get back home. Should be easy- I was only 15, brainwashed and didn't know what I was doing. *wink* L. #Shamima 💕
@grauniadmeme
The Grauniad Official Parody
4 years
Opinion | We both fully support Keir Starmer and his fight for schoolgirl Shamima Begum's return to the UK to stand as Labour's parliamentary candidate in Tower Hamlets | Naz Shah and Zarah Sultana
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Shamima Begum
4 years
Right. I'm off like an oil drum full of chopped heads in the desert. Laters my lovelies #Shamima 💕
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Inshallah, when the UK is an Islamic state, there will be no need for masks! All women in the UK will wear a full face burka when outside. This is safer than any mask! The wisdom of Allah protects! Love Shams 💕
@DHSCgovuk
Department of Health and Social Care
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Have you #GotItCovered ? When you wear a face covering make sure you: ✅ fully cover your nose and mouth ❌ don't touch the front of it ✅ wash your hands before & after putting it on or taking it off ✅ wash the face covering regularly with your normal laundry
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Shamima Begum
4 years
Why is ISIS trending? *innocent face*
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Shamima Begum
4 years
HAHAHA Good luck with that. See you soon! LMAO x
@ukhomeoffice
Home Office
4 years
Coordinated action is being taken at home and abroad to stop illegally facilitated Channel crossings.
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Shamima Begum
4 years
Been watching all the dinghies come in from Calais and they are allowed to stay so I'd say it's a done deal - see you all soon my lovelies!! 💕
@guardiannews
Guardian news
4 years
Shamima Begum: supreme court to decide next week on UK return
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@realShamima
Shamima Begum
4 years
Look at the state of the pathetic washed up Hatie Hopkins. Trying to be me, but with weird, mad blue eyes. @KTHopkins is permanently banned by Twitter, but she is now on Parler with the rest of the racists. But I'm still here! HAHA! I'm coming home soon so suck it up Hatie 😘
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Shamima Begum
4 years
Really admire the changes being made in Britain right now. Did you know the Home Office recently helped a Mosque with a £11000 grant to help protect them from hate crime? It's a sign that things are changing for the better. Like my return home! See you all soon my lovelies! 💕
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@ukhomeoffice
Home Office
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Are you concerned about #HateCrime at your place of worship or associated faith community centre? Vulnerable premises can now apply for a share of £3.2m fund to improve security. Find out more:
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Shamima Begum
4 years
Things were really nice in Syria under IS. Just like in the videos. Come and make a family together! Everything was going great until Raqqa fell. That's when I remembered all the free council houses and benefits in England. Can't wait to be back everyone. 💕 #ShamimaBegum
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I'm going to need a publicist when I get back to help me work on my image and branding for a new range of Halal womens' cosmetics I have in mind. I really wanted Max Clifford but the old nonce is dead. #Shamima 💕
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Flattery will get you everywhere. L Shams x 💕
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HAHA this one is kind of OK with me. You'd better believe it kids *wink* #Shamima 💕
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Sorry, but I don't find this funny one little bit. #Shamima 💕
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Shamima Begum
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Now that the government has lost its case against me, my lawyer says gorgeous hunk Jack Letts will be back in the UK too faster than you can say "Osama bin Laden!" Love #Shamima 😍
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Catching up with news from home and just seen a DISGUSTING Daily Mail article on my friend Diane Abbott saying she had mismatched shoes! Can you believe it? Tory rag! In the Syrian camp in Raqqa, not everyone gets to keep their feet. Inshallah I still have mine 👣 #Shamima 💕
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Shamima Begum
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I explained what ISIS was ages ago: "Islamic Servitude Implementation Society" - It's a support group for women to better serve their husbands in the Islamic way of life!
@realShamima
Shamima Begum
4 years
When I get back home, want to start a new charity called "Islamic Servitude Implementation Society" or ISIS for short. The aim will be helping women make better choices in the service of their men in marriage and the Islamic community. Should go down a bomb! Love S. 💕
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WOW 😳 "Amazon slashes price on new book about Harry and Meghan from £20 to £13.60 before it is even released" My heart goes out to Harry and Meghan. I know full well how running off overseas can have unforeseen consequences... #Shamima 💕
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@realShamima
Shamima Begum
3 years
I know exactly how Ollie Robinson feels #heartless
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Shamima Begum
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"Police consider dropping terms 'Islamist terror' or 'jihadi' because they 'don't help community relations" Don't bother. I was never fazed by seeing heads in a bin or being called a 'Jihadi'. People get offended over nothing these days! L. #Shamima 💕
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Shamima Begum
4 years
I used to think that Labour would be my natural supporters, but I am very impressed by Conservative Party policy letting so many needy refugees come to Britain and putting them up in 4 star hotels! Looking forward to coming home soon. Here's to Compassionate Conservatism! 💕
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🦖Chris the Parisian Gargoyle of Beelzebub 🏳️‍🌈
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@realShamima Have you checked the coastguard ferry timetable from Northern France yet?
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So impressed to to see Labour's Keir Starmer bending the knee for #BlackLivesMatter . This is a movement I fully support which is also anti-Israel and pro-Palestine! So clear to me now which political party I want to join when I get home. Love always, #Shamima 💕
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@realShamima
Shamima Begum
4 years
Glad to hear this. Looking forward to getting my new blue passport soon! 💕
@ukhomeoffice
Home Office
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Coronavirus has had an impact on the services of HM Passport Office in recent months. We are making changes to speed up applications while protecting our staff & customers. For more information visit:
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@realShamima
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Looking forward to coming back and bringing my husband to live with me in Britain. Been told I will get a house and money for us to start a new life. Wonderful news isn't it! 💕
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@realShamima
Shamima Begum
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@WhiteRightFight Yes - but they were all too small and squalid - I need a two bedroom council house to start a family. Please, you should have some sympathy for me. I didn't know what I was getting myself into when I was 15. I deserve some basic dignity. 💕
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Shamima Begum
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@poker_biker @BanTheBBC @SadiqKhan All gone when my medieval Islamic State takes over. You all won't need cars. Just a horse and cart. #Shamima 💕
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@realShamima
Shamima Begum
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I always knew I'd be coming back home when I saw the poor asylum seekers given a lift ashore by the Port of Dover UK Border Force. Britain is such a compassionate country! See you all again soon my lovelies! Peace 💕
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@neilrbradley @SadiqKhan Cycle lanes?? I'd get rid of them all Neil. Just you try riding a bicycle in a Burka! #Shamima 💕
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@realShamima
Shamima Begum
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SEE. If Britain lets these people come to stay without any British citizenship then why couldn't I come back?? At least I'm British born! Finally the UK courts agreed. Thanks to my legal aid Lawyer that you all paid for 😉 Lots of love #Shamima 💕
@SimonJonesNews
Simon Jones
4 years
The Home Office says 65 migrants reached the UK yesterday on five boats - 58 males and seven females.
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Shamima Begum
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Excited to be coming home! I know I've made mistakes but hope you can all forgive me. I'll be booking interviews on BBC soon. Signed #ShamimaBegum
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@realShamima
Shamima Begum
4 years
Thanks Twitter, tempting but no thanks. 💕
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@realShamima
Shamima Begum
2 years
@JuliaHB1 Thanks Julia 💕
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@realShamima
Shamima Begum
1 year
Easiest choice ever. Vote me!! L. Shams 💕
@DickDelingpole
Dick Delingpole
1 year
You’ve got to allow one back. Which is it to be?
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@realShamima
Shamima Begum
4 years
Only one guess how I voted 😊 Help me tip the scales on this one dear friends! 💕
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@realShamima
Shamima Begum
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@ToiletSeat0 That would be so kind. Thank you so much!! Looking forward to my homecoming interview on the BBC as well! Love #Shamima 💕
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Shamima Begum
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@offcorsa Thanks x 💕🇬🇧
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Shamima Begum
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@Ye_Olde_Holborn Inshallah 💕
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@BurnsideNotTosh @DickDelingpole @SkyNews When I run for Tower Hamlets and win, you’ll regret saying that. Love S. 💕
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@realShamima
Shamima Begum
4 years
Sajid Javid definitely got it wrong in my case. It's islamaphobia pure and simple.
@Channel4News
Channel 4 News
6 years
"I think the Home Secretary has got it wrong." Conservative MP Rehman Chishti says Sajid Javid was trying to 'act tough' when he revoked Shamima Begum's British citizenship.
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Shamima Begum
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@PrisonPlanet Have a heart Paul. I made a mistake! 💕
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@FourAdamThirty Yes sure 💕😘
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Shamima Begum
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@DickDelingpole Thanks for running this poll Dick. Easy choice innit 💕🥰
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@realShamima
Shamima Begum
4 years
@Abloodynicechap I got confused. I forgot about all the free stuff you get in Britain. Can't wait to get back!
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Shamima Begum
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@FurnessDweller @MervusP30 You betcha *wink* 💕
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@Otto_English Thanks Otto 💕
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Shamima Begum
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@2020Visions3 I see what you did there! 😂 Love S.💕
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@ChrisBalchin4 It goes down a bomb when it isn't 😉💕
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