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Chad GPT

@realChadGPT

3 months

@Aristos_Revenge -sits down to relax- “Oh I’m watching the bachelorette in here”

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2 months

@AbortionChat do you know how many loving couples would give almost anything to raise that child via adoption?

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2 months

@leamaric if he had just killed the pedo I’d agree

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@leamaric enablers weren’t jerking it in the window. he killed the problem, the enablers should’ve been left alive with nothing left to enable and a lesson of what happens when you allow your dependant to fuck around (they find out).

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@ItIsHoeMath it should get progressively more honest the more you swipe “no”. “He seems nice!” “This is getting a bit ridiculous, Pam” “goddamnit Pamela you’re a 6.5 at best” “With these swiping habits you will die alone”

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2 months

@wanyeburkett big facts from Wayne if i had a dollar for every important phone call interrupted by my kids wanting to show me their Minecraft mansion i’d be the Sultan of Brunei

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2 months

@es_aion this would be so reassuring in the midst of foreign cuisine induced dookie-sweats.

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4 months

@JebraFaushay When you mistake disgust for attraction

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26 days

@TheOnlyDSC @CollinRugg @Julio_Rosas11 imagine using your sons death as an opportunity to perform wokescolding

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2 months

@leamaric that’s fucked what happened to you in the other scenario the 16 year old is not mentioned as a problem. the parents should’ve been left alive to suffer the loss of their pervert / pedo son they refused to discipline imho.

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2 months

@ohJuliatweets why does any 4th grade boy need a tampon though?

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2 months

@ElijahSchaffer is that sisson

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3 months

@TateNews_ He fights like a Tekken character with controller lag

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@LilaGraceRose i know many parents who would’ve never had children without IVF. loving, Christian parents that by the gift of modern medicine can create life with their respective partner. i also know parents who rather than using IVF, have adopted existing embryos rather than creating new.

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5 months

@lindynap Couldn’t possibly start a race riot

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2 months

@PageSix homies been divorced a bakers dozen times at this point maybe he should layoff the marriage going forward

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4 months

@randomrecruiter @Geezytaughtme Hard disagree on “paying for you to work X amount of hours”. I’m a salaried employee who is expected to flex my life to take meetings with teams in Europe or Asia. It should not (and has never been in any salaried contract I’ve signed) ever be about hours, but about impact.

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1 year

@iamyesyouareno “That makes two of us” at the end is a mic drop fr fr

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2 months

@coffeecupchaos @ohJuliatweets how many menstruating 4th grade boys you heard of?

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Chad GPT

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2 months

@PaulSkallas 3.2mph max incline walk on treadmill for 30 mins daily. it burns ~400 calories, is practical for life (I don’t get as winded walking hills or hiking or chasing my kids around), and is low impact so as not to lose muscle. big proponent.

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2 months

@coffeecupchaos @ohJuliatweets so boys bathrooms should have tampons as standard operating procedure funded by real estate taxes in the remote chance that a female student has to use the men’s room because the women’s is full. i say this as respectfully as i can: you should have zero input in policy making.

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3 months

@rugaruru @PresidentToguro sometimes u gotta risk 4 the bisq my dawg

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3 months

@barstoolsports @StoolBaseball Great Scott give the boy some gambling money

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3 months

@DelusionPosting what’s below featherweight

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2 months

@KeenanPeachy it’s literally all about abortion

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2 months

@hoggomcswineass i’d like to enjoy a pint and cig with pops.

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@GarbageHuman24 @koo_doo2 the ‘tism is strong with this one

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3 months

@Utwitily Know a guy who quite literally cannot be a cop (his dream job) because he tweeted a joke about using marijuana once. He’s never used any drug (literal Boy Scout) but was blacklisted from police training programs.

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3 months

@lindynap I almost don’t believe you. This is the white whale of customer support situations.

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4 months

@TheOmniLiberal The Boner Accords

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2 months

@Magnus_Veritas @OwenBenjamin @AntiMAD1 it’s tight as hell that he ripped a heater and then tennised the shit out of them.

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2 months

@TradWife2049 confirmed Dave should be riding ponies

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4 months

@Alphafox78 Swing low sweet chariots

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Chad GPT

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2 months

@FinanceLancelot she’s needed back at the White House. They’re gonna announce she’s running the show here soon with those Uhauls clearing Biden’s shit out. they’ll make her “the incumbent”, and Biden teed her up for a nuke standoff with Russia, China, and NK.

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2 months

@privateinequity if i won an Olympic Gold i’d hire Kanye’s former Sunday Service choir to sing a song about my triumphs, i’d post the vid on linkedin and immediately close my most recent position as “RETIRED”.

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3 months

@RealMayaLuna Destiny sucks

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2 months

@LibertyLockPod can we also return all dollars paid in that won’t be “paid back” via SS in the form of a one-time 401K contribution that doesn’t count toward your annual maximum or am I asking for too much there

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2 months

@Timcast this is the playbook for any company scaled above a certain size to avoid lawsuits. it’s absolutely wild, hinders innovation, and props up a woke, whiny, do-nothing class of workers who feel entitled yet only do performative busyness tasks.

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4 months

@AdamCrigler A gay egalitarian co-opted the party, won by a few votes over a better but uninspiring candidate who narrowly beat out the 3rd highest voted option: none of the candidates listed (NOTA).

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@JebraFaushay Her cartwheels slap nl

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2 months

@TheOmniLiberal clearly focused on form over anything else. rare Destiny W and benchmaxxing knowledge.

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2 months

@leamaric we can agree pedos get Chippie

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@Samantha_SN1 this slaps tho

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Chad GPT

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2 months

@ItIsHoeMath cook ‘em, my dawg. all of these women should be rounded up and led through a tour of the worst parts of Philly. they could each make a goal of talking to as many BIPOC women on the streets as possible. would be a good exercise.

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3 months

@Upliftingvision @CollinRugg Hell yeah Lakken keep it up buddy

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4 months

@TowerGangToad same same. Big, orange, greasy middle finger 🖕

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4 months

@bxieus @BuLLHavoc @BostonDynamics I’m sure the three officers were whisked away to a work camp and have yet to be heard from.

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1 year

@kelly_cadigan @TommyLi82697363 You still look like a dude

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2 months

@ShitpostRock why yes I mistook you for Alexandra Daddario until I had a gander at those gazungas. all clear now. carry on.

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4 months

@Slatzism These guys would be pumping out homemade Toyota tanks between manufacturing bullets and maintaining critical infrastructure.

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4 months

@FreckledLiberty There’s only one way to solve this: post the shirt and let the internet decide.

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2 months

@MikeKling4 @ohJuliatweets NPC alert 🚨. on that ‘weird’ train repeating the lines you’ve been given. I’m proud to be weird my dawg. I want to be nothing like you.

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@yacineMTB i would have a notification from HR by sundown if I utilized a frog meme at work.

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4 months

@Rothmus Been partaking for a good 15 years and never once thought about utilizing bong water for anything other than dumping my backyard during cleaning day.

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4 months

@LibertyCappy How many times did Xi/Xur record this to get the inflection juuuuuuuuuust right. Very aspy.

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7 months

@mypillowgorl hangout with someone that smokes American Spirits they can surely spare several drags them shits take 12 mins to smoke

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Chad GPT

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15 days

how very punk rock of you to utilize your platform for democrat shill-grifting.

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hayley williams 🫡

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@datboiqueeblo @Magnus_Veritas @OwenBenjamin @AntiMAD1 before the games with nerves like ice ‘Mericans check not once but twice Heaters blazin in their prime Locked in focused it’s time to shine

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@NxlAnglo I had a homeless bum of similar variety leave a pile of chicken bones stacked on the trunk of my car like a little Jenga construction

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@nosoup4knowles @stillgray So wouldn’t it be best to give it to charity and start fresh?

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6 months

@Slatzism $66K a year to sleep in a tent and make virtue-signaling bum signs.

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1 month

@Nero you know it’s a plant that grows as a part of God’s creation my brother in Christ. how do you feel about the stimulant caffeine and your beloved bean water?

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5 months

@therobbieharvey Leaving a fat tip on one drink and driving a $100,000 F150. Pays to be a pastor these days huh?

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2 months

@lindynap your doctor should think more about causation and correlation and their differences. had a brother die from SIDS when I was 7. he went down for a nap and didn’t wake up. no alcohol in the house. sleeping on his back. nothing that could be changed to have prevented.

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@Nero weird lil mexi-spaz. why does anyone follow this guy?

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4 months

@CW_Insider I’ve played Balders Gate 3 nothankyou

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2 months

@t1gerface123 @wanyeburkett with this insight you will move mountains

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@CBeeghly @ohJuliatweets cite your source

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@vanillaopinions no one is afraid though

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2 months

@leamaric ‘tism on full display

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1 year

@The_Master_Yeti @AngelaBelcamino @TheOnlyChad 😂

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3 months

@PaulSkallas Gym time at lunch every day.

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2 months

@DelusionPosting murderer

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@lindynap Had an empty floor 3 floors up from my first job at a startup out of college. Would quietly sneak up there with my iPhone 3G and scroll Twitter from the pristine ivory of the 13th floor, or what I referred to as “the Executive Suite” for a solid 40 minutes daily. By the time I

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2 months

@manofbert no matter how much you shake and dance the last few drops end up on your pants

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@iwcsanta @AbortionChat because adopting grown children is a whole different ball game requiring sacrifice unlike much else. unfortunately supply outweighs demand there.

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@mjisokay @iwcsanta @AbortionChat couldn’t agree less. there are too many children in foster care that should’ve been given up for adoption to loving parents when they were babies. or some personal responsibility and use of the litany of affordable and accessible contraceptives would help.

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@Rothmus I’d settle for female prostitutes adopting gigahoes as well

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1 year

My mid mornings shits after a hipster Baristo art-pours my $12.37 latte down my gullet

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2 months

@ironcretin @ohJuliatweets we have no data but the government is certainly not a bastion of expeditious spending, nor are they particularly strong at resource management.

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2 months

@CW_Insider her face look like the state of Florida

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4 months

@iamyesyouareno The data is racisssssssst

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3 months

@NuanceBro I have verified nerve damage from Covid. I don’t call it “long covid” because I think that’s dumb. I still work. I still live my life. But my legs and arms hurt at all times. There’s no nuance in this space at all though. All the replies will be “this is cope for being vax

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@thekillakay_ not a lot of tread left on those tires

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@sofiabuffgf it’s pretty bad tho

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@iamyesyouareno I said the lines, why didn’t it work? Gotta go!

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3 months

@lindynap Be Unjeetable

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4 months

@stillgray She’s got Ozempic face and you can see where the lip fillers got injected.

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2 months

@texgirl21 @ohJuliatweets okay, so they should be able to get them from the girls bathroom, the nurse, or…*gasp* take accountability for themselves and bring their own. lots of good options vs wasting taxpayer money on performative woke bullshit.

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@Lukewearechange @MattWallace888 I for one am just amazed he can maneuver a coin between hands, even if a large coin.

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@stclairashley @LauraLoomer

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1 year

@kelly_cadigan Two kids dudes buy a house together. One likes to dress like a lady.

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@Slatzism It’s leaking onto his collar my god couldn’t they have gone a shade lighter

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1 year

@DarthDromos @1STVTAKEMANHATN @iamyesyouareno Racist troll

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@shmoneymaker420 @ranghad_ @Morbidful Agree getting caught doing number 2 resulted in that outcome. I was attempting to explain his mentality and options as he saw it. He’s an absolute monster of a human being

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@L0m3z As a young parent who’s experienced this demographic thoroughly across at least three sports, I’d like a long form essay about how there really aren’t any “just for fun” sports leagues anymore. Little league is legitimately a three night commitment minimum. It’s preposterous.

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@SyivlaPiath @ohJuliatweets seems like a kleenex and a tourniquet may better serve the need in those situations. i don’t think any 4th grade boy who’s been shot in the past year has thought - “quick, gimme a tampon to stem this bleeding!”

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@lporiginalg pea tear griffin

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25 days

@dansiebrecht @TheOnlyDSC @CollinRugg @Julio_Rosas11 Imagine commenting on a post about performative wokeness with more perdormative wokeness.

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