Thread: How I turned $800 into $1,000,000 flipping shitcoins on Uniswap.
Step 1: be incredibly lucky for 5 straight months.
Step 2: don't sleep.
Step 3: don't be afraid to be rugged.
Time for some history...
Along the way I've cashed out about $300k and have around $700k left. Taking profits has allowed me to take more risks. If I end up losing it all at least I'm guaranteed to end this adventure with $300k more in my bank account than I started with. Always. Take. Profit.
Etherscan is the most profitable product that has ever been released. Figure out how to interact directly with contracts that don't have a UI. I've joined farms before they were released and had 100% of the rewards for up to an hour at a time.
What would I suggest for people who want to be in the same situation as me? Pay attention to everything. Don't stop learning. Find the right people to follow on Twitter, find the right channels to join on Telegram, research every coin that gets posted by the Uniswap listing bots.
Today I finished collecting all 52 special edition cards from the July
@ParallelNFT
drop. There can only be a maximum of 250 of these full sets. Collectible video games are the best use case of NFTs and Parallel is going to be a market leader. Looking forward to the October drop.
You should also set up notifications for the wallets of influential people in the space. I'm not going to share all of the ones I follow, but the wallets of
@AndreCronjeTech
and
@0x_b1
are a good place to start.
I came up with a strategy of only buying tokens that were under a day old and NEVER going to sleep holding something that had the potential of rugging. The majority of profits on new tokens are made in the first 3 hours, so I tried being one of the first 10 to buy something.
After aping almost every
@sudoswap
pool for the past few days I've decided to write a thread about what I've learned, because even mentioning Sudoswap right now means tons of engagement on my tweets, which gives me more people to shill
@definedfi
to on a daily basis.
Insider trading in defi is getting out of control. There are a select few "influencers" who are getting special treatment because they can make people buy their bags with a simple tweet. Why be so greedy as to throw away your morals to get more rich than you already are?
How to track Ethereum wallets, a thread.
It's honestly insane how many people have asked me this in the past week, so I figured it was time to write step-by-step instructions so I can at least cut the requests down by 5%.
Don't be afraid to be scammed. In total I've been rugged for over 100 ETH. It's the cost of doing business. Scammers are always going to win in this space. Just try to learn their techniques and be a couple steps ahead of them. If they do something new then you adapt.
I started in late August with 1.8 ETH and ended up finishing September with over 500 ETH. It was a crazy month with pretty much no sleep and a graph that barely dipped. My real world job performance definitely suffered. Luckily I run my own business so no one could fire me.
I did this by following Uniswap listing bots and paying attention to people spamming presales in Telegram channels. I was one of the first people into huge pumps (and dumps) like YFV, JGN, SUSHI, FARM, YFBETA, and a bunch of random farms.
Find like-minded people who will help you do research. You can't do everything yourself. Finding new projects before anyone else is critical. If you have a team helping you find these projects you'll be in a much better position than the majority who'll end up buying your bags.
October was slow. I "only" made ~$60k after making ~$300k in September. November was "worse". I actually lost ~100 ETH, but luckily in crypto even when you're an idiot you still make money so I ended up with ~$40k in profit.
I started with following a bunch of people on Twitter who seemed to be doing well, then I went down the Telegram rabbit hole joining every channel I could from Gem Collectors (
@crypto_thai
) to Infinity Gainz (
@CryptoExpert101
) and countless others.
So far in 2021 I've pretty much just sat in ETH and BTC and enjoyed the gains. I'm up a grand total of 1 ETH this month but still up $300k. I honestly don't understand what's happening at this point but that's fine.
We just released one of the coolest features yet on
@definedfi
. Now you can click on any candle on any chart and the transaction table will only show the transactions that took place during that candle. Perfect for finding the first swaps of a new token.
That $95,000 quickly became ~$50,000 after the crash and I ended up cashing out to pay my bills while I worked on a non-crypto related startup that I ran into the ground.
I still think that $BADGER is the most undervalued project in defi right now. One of the most talented teams in the space. The $DIGG launch was absolutely flawless.
I once again forgot about crypto until about March 2017 when I deposited another $2,000 into what would be the absolute beginning of the craziest alt season of all time (until late Q1/early Q2 2021).
In December everything changed. I started aping 50-100 ETH at a time at anything that could potentially go up. Rebase and seigniorage started taking over so I just jumped into every clone of those and ended up with another almost $300k month.
I ended up running this $2,000 up to ~$95,000 by being one of the first people to sign up for Binance to buy BNB and WTC. I also made a bunch off of hype coins like DRGN and various ICOs.
My biggest plays were being one of the first wallets on CORE (bought a ton under $200 and sold ~$5,000), Hacken (bought at ~$0.04, sold between $1.50 and $2.30), HodlTree, and some successful presales like YFBETA.
I bought 3 mining rigs with 12 video cards and started mining everything from doge to ltc to coinye and every other shitcoin you could imagine. I also made around $10,000 profit mining Maxcoin on AWS with ~100 EC2 instances running concurrently. That was a fun night.
I'm excited to announce the launch of and the closing of our seed round! Our first product is the best way to see charts and transactions across multiple networks, with lots planned for the future. We're backed by a powerful group of investors...
I learned about Bitcoin in 2011 and bought a few coins. I had no idea what it was or why people were excited about it. I ended up selling for a bit of profit and forgot about it until 2013 when I decided to jump into mining.
The mining industry crashed a bit in 2014 and I decided to sell all my equipment before the market was flooded with overused video cards. After that I sold all my crypto and used it to pay my bills while I worked on a non-crypto related startup that I ran into the ground.
In August 2020 I put $1,000 into Bitmex and quickly lost $200 using margin. I started doing some research and decided to give up margin trading for good and transferred everything to Uniswap.
Here are a couple wallets I follow:
@AndreCronjeTech
: 0x2d407ddb06311396fe14d4b49da5f0471447d45c
@0x_b1
: 0xb1adceddb2941033a090dd166a462fe1c2029484
You're going to have to find other ones yourself. I'm already giving away too much alpha lately :)
Just realized I haven't tweeted in almost two weeks. My bad. I'm not actively trading a lot these days since the software development company I run has been working on a defi product for the past 2 months. It's looking amazing and I can't wait to show it off. Launching soon :)
Another strategy I like following is finding similar projects when a token is doing well. There is plenty of room in crypto for competitors so you should always try to diversify.
Recently $ALPHA entered the top 100 and now has a MC of $275m, so let's talk about $GRO.
The $TOTM launch was pretty crazy. A bot bought 150 ETH worth of it and cannot sell because it was blacklisted by Ferrum's antibot system. Just a free 150 ETH for the liquidity pool. The bot maker has no one to blame but themselves since there was tons of warning about this.
Today I made my worst buy ever and kept buying while the price went down. I ended up being the top token holder and the price continued to go down. People in Telegram then started saying I was being paid for promotion because no one could have that many tokens. No, I'm just dumb.
Today we noticed a company with a fully doxed team created 50+ API accounts and has been abusing our free plan. We reached out to them to ask them to pay and they tried offering us a "partnership" instead of just paying the $350 a month to access the data. People suck.
I'm still extremely bullish on $ID and it's currently my biggest bag by 3x. With that said, they're trying to do SO MUCH that it's hard to understand why it's going to be so huge. This video is great, and explains almost everything:
I just wanted to thank everyone again for the overwhelming support since my first post.
Going forward I'm going to focus more on giving back by becoming a builder in the defi space. My first product will launch in a couple weeks. Stay tuned for more info :)
Thread: How I turned $800 into $1,000,000 flipping shitcoins on Uniswap.
Step 1: be incredibly lucky for 5 straight months.
Step 2: don't sleep.
Step 3: don't be afraid to be rugged.
Time for some history...
Looks like I've crossed the 10k followers mark already. Absolutely insane. Thanks to everyone for the support.
Sorry for not tweeting much. I'm only comfortable posting about projects I'm close to 100% confident in which really eliminates a lot of the garbage I buy.
I'm doing an AMA in The Ape Cage () on Thursday @ 9pm GMT. I'll be answering questions about how I lucked into over $1m in profits since September and methods on how you can also increase your luck.
The power of following wallets. Today
@AndreCronjeTech
was creating a ton of contracts so I looked into them and found that he was creating algo stable coin pools on top of . I bought 75ETH worth of CRV at 72 cents. It pays to pay attention.
The amount of research this guy puts in on a daily basis is absolutely incredible. Luckily I don't need to have his work ethic when he shares everything for free.
Also, who still uses a pen and paper?
I was lucky enough to make it into the presale for
@CardStarter
$CARDS and I could have never imagined it doing this well. Amazing team with flawless execution so far. I'm definitely going to build Cardano support into the project I'm working on once they release smart contracts.
There's a crazy opportunity cost in working on projects in defi instead of just trading full time. I've missed most of the gains over the past few weeks but it's something I wouldn't change. I much rather build for this community than trade everyday.
These are people who are already millionaires from being early to defi but they still insist on being completely immoral just to get even more rich. This is stuff you go to jail for in the real world, and their greed is what is going to ruin this euphoria for everyone else.
The thing that bothers me the most with CT is how some people think paid shilling is acceptable. Two projects that had pumps today are complete scams but because the team paid off some "influencers" the people in the know get rich while the rest get stuck holding a worthless bag.
Wow, this one turned out a lot better than expected!
With $UNI and
#1INCH
doing so well I've now bought into Serum $SRM. I will blindly buy anything that
@SBF_Alameda
is involved in. 400ms block times and $0.00001 transaction fees is just an extra benefit.
With
#altszn
upon us I start looking for projects that do better when there are more transactions. This is why I bought a massive amount of $SUSHI a couple weeks ago, and why I am now buying
#1inch
.
There are plenty of reasons to buy
#1inch
, here are just a few:
With
#altszn
upon us I start looking for projects that do better when there are more transactions. This is why I bought a massive amount of $SUSHI a couple weeks ago, and why I am now buying
#1inch
.
There are plenty of reasons to buy
#1inch
, here are just a few:
Why has every one of my recent "calls" that I've made on Twitter done well except for the one that I bought the most of? $ID is currently 15% of my portfolio. I believe it will be a top 100 project but it has been disappointing compared to $SRM, $SOL, and $FTM.
@Dr_Baldrick
I'm putting $150k of my profits into a crypto related startup that we're starting to build next week. I assume it will do the opposite of getting run into the ground.
I was going to write a thread about
@EverestDotOrg
but
@0xRafi
did a way better job than I could. $ID is my biggest bag (BY FAR) and I'm holding this one for a while. It's currently in a small dip so DYOR and if you like what you see buy some.
1/ So guys, time to talk about $ID
@EverestDotOrg
, a new project I’m very bullish on. Everest is a full stack fiat onramp + KYC + DeFi + L2 project that will offer a regulatory compliant solution to link the regulated fiat financial institutions world and DeFi.
Bought some $COMBO from before they list on Uniswap. From what I can tell there will only be 4m tokens circulating tomorrow since all their seed investors, team, and advisor tokens are on vesting schedules. Looks like a great product but always DYOR.
Pretty good day today between $DIS, $DIGG, $BADGER, $ORAI, and $SNOW. It's definitely been a while since all my major holdings have gone up in both USD and ETH.
Finally broke 3,700 followers after an excruciating wait of 20 hours since my first Twitter post. Thanks to everyone for sticking with me this long, it's been quite the ride.
This tweet thread has been purchased for $1000.69 and is now owned by
@CryptoWarlordd
. Proof of purchase can be found at . Thank you for your business kind sir.
One of my favourite things to show about
@definedfi
is how our transactions come in quicker than they do on EtherScan or BscScan. Serving data to users this quickly is where the majority of our development time went to and it paid off.
@crypto_bro_
You've spent Ξ61.056 on gas. Right now, that's $72,209.12.
You used 422.963 million gas to send 3,459 transactions, with an average price of 147.2 gwei.
416 of them failed, costing you Ξ4.602.
I have no doubt that this project will recover and no one will remember this in the future. It's just upsetting that we have people in our community that value more money than they already have over the longevity of the ecosystem.
Step 1: Set up a service to send you notifications when an Ethereum wallet changes. Personally, I use but you can also use the EtherDrops Bot on Telegram ().
There's a big difference between being a good trader and thinking crypto can change the world. That doesn't mean you can't do both. Lots of people have been turning their trading success into helping build the defi ecosystem but they're still chastised for their strategies...
Damn. $FTM might end up being my best play ever. This thing just doesn't stop going up. Who knew coming up with a way for $ETH to have affordable transactions would be a good thing?
Shoutout to Andre for using the same wallet address across chains. Makes it easy to verify that all the new contracts being created on Fantom $FTM are in fact his work :)
@ted_ds
Damn, good job man. I'm not going to say the first $100k is the hardest because it wasn't for me. After I hit $300k I had to figure out a new strategy because there was no longer any point to getting into something for 1 or 2 ETH and hoping for a moonshot.
With that said I went full degen ape mode tonight on BSC and it was the most fun I've had since September. I've been rugged 3 times and I'm still up 50BNB in 5 hours hahaha.
Step 3: Add the wallets to the tracking service you picked and as soon as you get the notification check out what they're doing. 99% of the time it won't be anything interesting but the other 1% of the time you might be early for the next 10x. Just stick with it, it pays off.
Another great use-case is for gamefi. I'm going to use another one of my bags
@ParallelNFT
as an example. Right now there's hardly any liquidity if you want to buy or sell cards, but if there was a Sudoswap pool for every card the market would find an equilibrium really quick.
I was randomly asked to verify IDs of the $FEED team at
@FeederFinance
who launched a token on BSC tonight. I had never done that before but it was super enjoyable and I might do it more often. They're working on some cool stuff. Can't speak to the potential but DYOR if you want.
Everyone hates Satoshi for killing the planet and Vitalik for killing all the dogs. I'm buying Solana until I find out that
@SBF_Alameda
has skeletons too.
Right now Sudoswap is just crypto's newest casino. Pretty much nothing has any value, but it still goes up because everyone in this space is just a degenerate gambler and nothing else. That doesn't mean there isn't something useful here...
We're all really bullish on
@sudoswap
at
@definedfi
, so much so that we now have 3 devs working to add support for it. All the sales and collections data will be available in our API () in the next couple of weeks. If you need an API key let me know.
We're rolling out more alpha on
@definedfi
. You ever want to just see every NFT mint and sale in real-time across 42 different networks with the ability to filter by network, event type, price, token ID, contract and wallet addresses? Well now you can at
Millions of people can now legally invest in ETH as a security without having to worry about the complexities of storing it themselves. This is huge news!
As of 4 pm EST today, Grayscale Ethereum Trust resumed the private placement of its shares. The Trust’s private placement is offered on a periodic basis throughout the year and is now available to accredited investors for daily subscription. $ETH
Should you buy? I have, but it was also closer to $25,500 when I did and it's now $35,500. I am still holding 100% of my position and hoping for huge gains out of this one. The
#1
rule in DeFi is to never doubt Andre.
$wYFI: but why? Find out in this thread full of assumptions!
What is Stable Credit? What does this mean for $YFI? Should I ape?
I think this is where I put NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE in all capitals. I'm new to this.
Step 2: Find wallet addresses to track. Use a service like and if you notice a coin doing really well go and see who the first few big buys on that coin were. Go through their transaction history on Etherscan to see if they have a history of success.
With how incredibly well the $RAY (Raydium) launch went today I can see $SOL being the big winner over the next week. Never bet against SBF (in the same way you never bet against Andre).
Someone in one of my TG chats got rugged on a honeypot tonight when the dev set the sell limit to 0. Turns out this dev accidentally left the removeLimits function public. All you had to do was call the function to get exempt from the sell limit.
$100 loss to a $1,000 profit
@KaiRypto
You’re still early. There won’t be as many pumps but the ones that do pump will be of higher quality. It’s time to buy good projects with good teams instead of literally anything with a Telegram channel.
I honestly feel bad for the ∉thic development team here. They have obviously worked so hard on building something amazing and now have to recover from a couple people taking advantage of them because of money.
Once Parallel releases their game people will be scrambling to buy the cards that are needed to compete in the current meta. Buying and selling through existing marketplaces is going to be a huge pain, but with Sudoswap you would be certain that every card would be accessible.
When
#Altseason
? Dont focus on a date but understand money flow. Duration of the phases are parabolic meaning first takes longest & last goes fastest. Phases overlap & can temporarily reverse. We are in Phase 1 & transitioning back & forth between Phase 1 & 2. Prepare accordingly