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4 years

@HYDERABADDlE "You will eat what "I want you're given!" chicken"

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Jonny Bairstow greeting the Australian team on the Long Room stairs at the end of the game #Ashes #Ashes23 #ENGvAUS

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@caitoz Even the explosives have switched sides.

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@SpinninBackfist "YOU'LL GET YOUR TITLE SHOT... TONIGHT! BUT IT'S GONNA BE A LONDON PHONE BOOTH MATCH!"

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@JimMFelton @cabinetofficeuk I'm not sure how that tweet broke any rules? The user has to exercise personal judgement with each tweet based on their circumstances. In the circumstances it was a perfectly reasonable thing to tweet.

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@_garrettcharles Me who's never played Wordle

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@Millar_Colin The only thing that is surprising about this is that Israeli clubs are allowed to participate in European competitions but Russian clubs aren't...

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@RichPorterN16 If a kid wears a green Shahadah headband, then Prevent, the Home Office, the police and every organisation in between would be interrogating his parents. We would never hear the end of 'how rife antisemitism is in the Muslim community'. I look forward to the same response.

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@AndyAndyField This is actually less impressive in the UK where, due to signalling problems between London Paddington and Ealing Broadway, the train has been at standstill for the last 45 minutes, a minute after leaving Paddington.

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1 year

@MsSmileSoBright Bro auditing his receipts at 2am in the morning to find the rogue £7

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2 years

@LT34x_ 6ft18 is huge. That's 7ft6. Shouldn't be hard to track down.

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4 years

@uhhhhmad @russianstani

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@juice3wavy This seems to be a common problem in a lot of offices I feel. Seem to hear about it more and more. Specifically 23 times in the last 2 months. You'd think Karen would have learnt by now. Ditzy cow.

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@zeegunner1 @KashAli9 Brilliantly executed. Asked him a couple of rhetorical questions, forced man to open his defensive stance & put his guard down, exposed his chin, then bang, contact off camera, no evidence of what just occurred. Clean up on aisle 5.

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@mattletiss7 So the elderly and those with existing conditions are expendable? Everyone needs to be worried, even if most of us will be fine, because we all have the potential to spread it and cause harm to vulnerable people.

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@Moepow123 Just because she didn't want a massage, she shouldn't have thrown water on him. This all could have been resolved a lot more amicably.

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@TheAnthonyMark @backt0nature @richardosman "Ignore him and he'll stop. Don't give him the attention he's after"

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4 years

@iLLs__iLLy Backtracking like

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@bat020 I love how the "indigenous people of the land promised to them by God" were able to identify that they'd shot one of their own due to his obviously nonindigenous appearance...

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@emmamaryS @tolubeats Imperial college London

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@Jamesstretford "Nothing said" "Nothing said" "Nothing said" You man must live in an echo chamber or just deal in hyperbole for the numbers. Nunez was getting rinsed after his 1st appearance, Lukaku is the subject of thousands of memes & Grealish gets brought up in every comparison.

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@WestHamXtra Moments before

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2 years

@ybees3

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@tanyaaax @RickSanchez_7 @tashxtc She was clearly talking about this lady.

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@JacobRubashkin Prince Saud (in Arabic) - "Please slow down" Interpreter - "He said his camel moves faster than this car!" Queen - "You tell this cheeky little bugger, I'll soon show him!" Interpreter (in Arabic) - "She said she needs to be back before dark as she can't drive at night"

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@EmCohen_ Age old trick. Give us the full back story for every Israeli death so as to humanise them as much as possible & to gain maximum empathy from the general public. At the same time, reduce Palestinian deaths down to mere numbers. No names. No hopes. No dreams. No sympathy.

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@AmySpiro Imagine having a missile come crashing through your building with no air raid siren to warn you beforehand either. Life in Gaza.

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@teganwellock This is very silly. A broken back is a serious injury. He should have given you 111 as the number for out of hours medical care, particularly as he's specified the weekend as the time of your injury, when no chiropractors are generally open.

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6 years

He certainly had a think about it... #readingfc #AVFC #SUFC

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3 years

@thomasjrennie @harleylane1 Zouma's cat when he hears Zouma's car pulling back into the driveway tonight after the game.

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@ClockEndH Elneny heat map

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@cactusbabygurl "Omg you're so funny!"

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@_kezx "2 down Joe" "Tool for cutting grain" "No we're 2 down mate, you need to get out there"

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6 years

@AmySpiro Maybe if they had billions of dollars of defence funding from a sugar daddy like Israel does, they could afford better defences too.

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4 years

@K1Sika_ Man said "one women". Singular and plural at the same time.

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@owilli_ @jaanki_ Boris before the elections - "We will build 40 brand new hospitals" Boris now when hospitals are needed - "Let's build a mortuary as many of you will lose loved ones before their time"

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@ablasalma My takeaway from this video is that we just need gluten to defeat the Israeli army.

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@FPLFledgling "Triple captain mate" *No clean sheets, 15 conceded" -24 points

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@NewsForAllUK "The new Ford Mondeo. Built to last. For whatever life throws at it"

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@illh0eminati Yassar Yaqub killed on the evening of 2 January 2017 near Huddersfield, West Yorkshire. Yaqub was a passenger in a car stopped by police on a sliproad near junction 24 of the M62 motorway & was fatally shot by a West Yorkshire Police firearms officer.

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@cheebybeeb When you put in 20 litres of diesel and bossman tells you the price.

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@morganthomasx1 He's guessing how much milk the milkman leaves them every week. Was probably going by bone density.

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5 years

Reading folk, please RT and spread the word. Let's help our homeless people in any small way we can.

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@Chrinkster The Dan James and Pepé rivalry

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@FreddieBailey96 @aq_b_ Man who shoots bears expresses shock at death of bear.

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@cesc4official

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@Nattfodd @AndyAndyField Well he came from a privileged middle class family. I'm sure someone behind the scenes pulled a few strings without the necessary qualifications for the job

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Met Liam Moore in a restaurant last night. Asked him if the transfer request story was true. He said it's complete rubbish. I breathed a sigh of relief & left him to enjoy his meal with Chris Hughton, Lewis Dunk & Anthony Knockaert. #readingfc

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@tiannelisex It's not gossip when it's available in the public forum.

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@ziwkhalifaa "Help I'm being mugged!" That's B&Q prices for you.

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@waxxa_restored Pep saw ASM on the run and said "Black Lives Matter"

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@anthonyfjoshua AJ out here boxing the most dangerous men in the division whilst Wilder fighting nightclub bouncers.

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@btsportfootball I thought they were returning the ball back after a break in play & he got booked for intercepting or something. But no, he got booked for not scoring quickly enough. In which case, surely it should be a yellow card for taking the ball near the corner flag to time waste?

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@jrc1921 The news reporter's world crumbled around him in the course of those 2 seconds. Much like Palestinian homes in occupied territories.

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@metpoliceuk Mad how everything is 4K now, apart from vital CCTV footage when needed.

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@HolistiQueen *record scratch* *freeze frame* "Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation…"

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@don_karim1 @Jamilaaa_ Man's mum when she opened the package.

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@l177l Puyol right now.

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@matt8284 @zeegunner1 @KashAli9 "Why did you call me a Paki?" "Cos you arrrrr" Man was clearly a pirate and not used to being on land, hence his uneven footing leading to this unfortunate fall.

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@UGLI35T @xzibitt_

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@iKhristenCraft

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@vidsthatgohard Man drives a pickup truck, yet the truck wasn't there for him when he needed picking up.

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@Saka1410 That little man is definitely Chucky. How you coming out of the darkness like that on your own.

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@charles_watts Sead Kolasinac once threw a grenade and it killed 50 people. Then it exploded.

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@WestHam_Central These are the guys who qualify for tickets as their core fanbase. The ones who go week in week out. This isn't a fringe. This is the whole damn rotten apple.

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@DylanFowler2003 Well said mate. Can't even spell deep without a D and 2 E's

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@Melo_Nin_King Mbappe to his teammates watching Messi lift the trophy

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@commietara No wonder he responded to a Rock with such unnecessary, disproportionate and over-the-top force.

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@mimixo__ Man prayed his Salat Al Tawbah beforehand 😭😭

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@zeenat_saiyed "It is ze French custom to have merde upon our arsés and we will not allow ze Muslims to make us a clean people"

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@KevKombi Plus the house is in Liverpool. The Range you can move to anywhere. Sleep in the boot. Shower at the gym.

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@B3nlcfc Unless it's wrestling then the more the merrier

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@JimMFelton Rishi Sunak next time he tries to go to his local.

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@_YongDim @LazarusKumi You can't end with no homo after calling the brudda cute.

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@FootyLimbs Alli's mind the whole time

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@eddieqpr To be fair, looks like she was just offering to toss someone off, outside. Fair play.

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@RomeshRanga Don't think she knows she's Asian though...

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@mizzhndrxx @WrestleOps Non-white commentators like Booker T

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@IamStrappa He's just jealous that if he goes out in the sun for a few minutes, he'll look like this -

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@BeardedGenius Dier remembering he didn't flush twice.

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@MitomaBalI "Delivered weed to the moss side youth"

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@AJDT1989 It's because every 24 hours matters to Molly-Mae, so she's not gonna stop for no childbirth. She will hold her waters until she retires.

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@lacagmalawaayo Great analogy but...

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A reminder that Rachel Riley is a wholehearted supporter of the IDF. An organisation which murders innocent men, women & children by the dozens. Manchester United, not sacking Mason Greenwood, is her red-line. Very definition of virtue signalling. #MasonGreenwood

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@ProfKarolSikora Why are Spain now down to ZERO daily deaths & we're still patting ourselves on the back for being at 300+!!! What in the blue hell is going on! The first wave won't even end. You lot are gonna merge it all into the 2nd wave.

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@mattbaker103 Only if you build it facing towards the house, peeping in through the front curtains. It's what he would have wanted.

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@_cs09 Millwall gonna end up in administration with all the fines for homophobic chants.

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@henrymc_cfc The security

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The Israeli defence team trying to find something they can work with to justify their actions. #InternationalCourtofJustice

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@LCFC Just make sure it's not the same guy who made the Salah statue or Ronaldo one.

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@ashindestad 5'6 without his (Russian) Air Force(s)

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@munyachawawa

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@newaviraf When they see your tyres infringe on their driveway by 18mm.

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#readingfc *Miazga 97th minute winner* Rafael towards the Dolan stand -

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It's coming home It's coming hom It's coming ho It's coming h It's coming It's comin It's comi It's com It's co It's col It's colo It's colom It's colomb It's colombi It's colombia It's colombia's It's colombia's equaliser #WorldCup #COLENG

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@shrugs69 @mattletiss7 How? It's literally what he said. That most of us don't need to worry cos we'll be fine. It's that kind of an attitude which stops people from being ultra cautious & increases the likelihood of more non symptomatic carriers passing it on.

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@_aidanflynn They just used to be all the general special offers and now they've turned them into "Clubcard only" deals.

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@ThxmasBFC @kiingbright @heysenses @tanyaaax @RickSanchez_7 @tashxtc Enough prevaricating guys. It was clearly this guy.

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