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JUDE RAW

@raw_jude

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San Diego, CA
Joined September 2012
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this is the gentrification font
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me making an attempt to text something genuinely affectionate
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i need a best friend who will kill me
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everyone’s therapist on here sounds like they’re really fucking bad at their job
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this is how drunk girls pee outside
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can anyone explain this to me
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i DO NOT recommend this food truck !!!
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smoked weed out of a can is my generations walked 5 miles to school in the snow
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how do you know if you’re vegan?
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sharing nachos with someone is like chess, you have to think four chips ahead
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me listening to new angel olsen
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remember when we canceled straws lol
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where do you look when someone plays you the guitar
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when almonds are being almonds
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feel like she would ignore my safeword
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if you are not hot we have no real spiritual connection
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one time i accidentally flipped my eyelid inside out while eating pussy
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all dogs are drug sniffing dogs they're just not all snitches
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i’ll pay for the gas if someone runs me over
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there should be an iced cigarette
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@raw_jude
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instead of spending the money on a weighted blanket i just sleep under my mattress
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masturbating should also charge your cell phone
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get you a girl who can do neither
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"ex-gf" is short for "excellent girlfriend”
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father john misty is just like if hozier was a reply guy
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poetry is just basically gossip waiting to be de-coded
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pretty sure bro is actually short for broth
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some of you aren’t used to every year being the worst year of your life and it shows
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just rubbed my eyeballs and it sounded like mac n cheese
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getting a rib added so i can stop sucking my own dick
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my politics are that everyone should be attracted to me
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i need a therapist that tells me they’re attracted to me
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it’s important every now and then to give your teeth a little break and just have a soup day
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Bjork is TOOL for girls.
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never falling in love again for a couple hours
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if he lies about his dick size, call that a phallacy
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i tell people i’m a vegetarian and still eat meat constantly. no one checks.
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guy in front of me shopping for sexy maid outfits
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just unfollowed everyone i haven’t slept with
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the dm is coming from inside the house
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uti’s were invented by Big Cran
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did people say “cum” in the 50s?
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my greeting to everyone on our first day returning to work
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DILF: Dad I'd Like to Forgive 🙏
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i think everyone should break up
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i want to be so skinny i can flush myself down the toilet
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if she’s wearing a pink cowboy hat in her profile picture she got a personality disorder
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me: *sexting* hell yeah dude very cool
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. @foxnews please investigate this
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casual sex is over. we're doing business sex now
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my deepest fear is anyone with big naturals seeing a tweet of mine that gets 0 likes
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gonna tell my kids this was Marshall Law
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i want a fake ID that says i’m 4
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yeah i’m POLY (Probably the Only one who Love You)
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i take vitamin b-complex cuz life b complex
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the mcdonald's dollar menu is the original tapas
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Disney buying 4chan
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insane that the lowercase D is d not b
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i refuse to have sex with a happy person
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i think people like the concept of me more than actual me
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you can just call yourself a model if you want, nobody checks
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like if u want these trucks to kiss
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without exception, everyone who owns a boat is an alcoholic
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all liz phair in love and war
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had to get bangs for medical reasons
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for whom the baja blasts
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do you think cats know when their owners are hot?
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yawning is your brain giving you a 20% notification
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i did not send direct messages to that woman
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my father went to get cbd oil and never came back
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me: Ibuprofen my friends: yeah he do be profen
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4 years
it’s okay to touch your face if you put Bugles on your fingers
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wish i could nut inside myself
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every time i see my wife’s boobs i think to myself “wow.. i’m in guy heaven”
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burning some incest
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don’t just eat her out...hear her out 😔🙏
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baby u have the lisp of an angel
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if you’re classy you only hold a dick like a cigarette
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billie eilish always looks like a can of monster to me
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everyone is attractive to me now because everyone is unavailable
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took the Myers-Briggs test and i’m definitely a Briggs
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eyelids are foreskin
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in the arms of criss angel
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i’m a scented trash bag
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