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katie @ doing science 🧬🔬

3 months

My fic commissions are now open! To celebrate, I'm hosting a fic giveaway (BG3 and Ghoulcy only). To enter like/retweet this post, plus reply for a bonus entry! ✨Commission info: ✨Writing samples:

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katie @ doing science 🧬🔬

@raphaelxtav

7 months

average day in faerûn

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@raphaelxtav

7 months

new quest just dropped

Ｗ 𝗜 𝗦 𝗘 𝗖 𝗢 𝗡 𝗡 𝗘 𝗖 𝗧 𝗢 𝗥 ™ 💬

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7 months

What would you do with this space?

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@raphaelxtav

7 months

today in cursed photoshop: early access raphael as lord farquaad from shrek

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@raphaelxtav

7 months

happy valentine's day

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7 months

larian with patch 6

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7 months

sweet dreams

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@raphaelxtav

5 months

Unhinged AO3 tags🪦🕊️

@unhingedA03

5 months

i support selfcest because if nobody else will love you then you might as well love yourself

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@raphaelxtav

6 months

𝐘

@xienarchy

7 months

If you’re 25+ and unmarried, the fuck are you doing?

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7 months

hear me out

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@raphaelxtav

7 months

i’ve officially peaked in life (so sorry to the larian social media manager who has to deal with my bullshit)

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@raphaelxtav

7 months

thinking about raphael’s tail wrapping possessively around his partner in bed

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@raphaelxtav

5 months

did someone say virgin killer sweater raphael (everyone say thank you to my twitterless friend)

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@raphaelxtav

6 months

TFW your little mouse ransacks your house of hope, fucks your incubus, frees your captive, and insults your prowess in bed

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@raphaelxtav

7 months

raphael could recite cat in the hat and i’d sit there like this thinking it’s the most sophisticated shit i’ve ever heard

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@raphaelxtav

6 months

if you can hear this picture, we’re friends

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@_naaty17

6 months

if you can hear this picture, we're friends

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@raphaelxtav

5 months

when raphael makes this expression >>>>>

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@raphaelxtav

5 months

Devil fuckers, which do you prefer? The aristocratic elegance of the small breasted man, OR The Nietzschean pro-sex, pro-beauty large breasted incubus?

Archduke of Flavortown 🇵🇸❤️🇵🇸

@pezzwit_

5 months

Gaymers, which do you prefer? The aristocratic elegance of the small breasted man, OR The Nietzschean pro-sex, pro-beauty large breasted man?

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@raphaelxtav

6 months

born to wield the crown of karsus, forced to write self-insert fanfiction

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@raphaelxtav

5 months

me stepping into the raphael/tav tag on ao3

Unhinged AO3 tags🪦🕊️

@unhingedA03

5 months

not the healthiest relationship but he’s a literal demon so

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@raphaelxtav

6 months

au where tav and raphael publicly hate each other. when the group steals the orphic hammer, they get caught and raphael whisks tav away from them. they fear the worst, just for tav to return with the hammer unharmed apart from swollen lips and a trail of reddening hickies

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@galacticidiots

6 months

Fake dating is FINE but fake hating is BETTER. “You’re the bane of my existence” in public but “You’re the reason I exist” in private. Snarky jabs as flirty foreplay. Secret kisses in dark corners. “We came out of the same room flushed and undone because we were ARGUING.”

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@raphaelxtav

5 months

my modded tav posing with raphael's crusty ass

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@raphaelxtav

7 months

raphael and all of his self-insert archdevil supreme fanfic

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@raphaelxtav

7 months

i’m losing my damn mind

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@raphaelxtav

6 months

a raphtav beauty in the beast au would go so fucking hard

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@raphaelxtav

6 months

good night y'all

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@raphaelxtav

6 months

average day on r/okbuddybaldur

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@raphaelxtav

7 months

hear me out

rinnie 🐞

@KOSMHOE

7 months

who is yalls craziest “hear me out”

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@raphaelxtav

8 months

woke up to 10k kudos on my ao3, which means it's time to giveaway a 2.5k word bg3 oneshot! retweet/like to enter (following is appreciated but unnecessary) and reply with what you want for a bonus entry. g through explicit ratings are okay, as with most pairings!

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@raphaelxtav

5 months

oh the things i would do for a marketable raphael plushie

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@raphaelxtav

6 months

after over 75k words of published bg3 fanfic, i think i officially have a new favorite character to write: tara. writing her sassing gale might be the most fun i’ve had in a while

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@raphaelxtav

5 months

my tav might not be able to fix raphael but she can peg him

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@unhingedA03

5 months

i cant fix him but i can fuck him maybe that will calm him down

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@raphaelxtav

4 months

i cleaned my google drive today and it turns out i have a ton of abandoned wip bg3 oneshots -- here, have some 1920s flapper tav x priest raphael these will probably never make it to ao3 so i'll share a bg3 wip for every like on this tweet until i'm out 😘

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@raphaelxtav

7 months

my friend is cooking bg3 ships again

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@raphaelxtav

5 months

if i wasn’t in the midst of writing for my phd candidacy exam rn you can bet your ass i would have whipped up a 3k word smut fic with raphael getting leashed by tonight

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@raphaelxtav

5 months

happy april fools! to celebrate, please enjoy some egregiously awful raphael x volo smut (tags/summary in the replies)

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@raphaelxtav

7 months

yep

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@raphaelxtav

6 months

@BonJeacon ngl stuff like this is why i’m super hesitant to join servers; i had one bad experience early on with a raphael one and haven’t joined another one since hope you’re doing alright!! sorry they kicked you for that, that’s so dumb :(

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@raphaelxtav

7 months

friends…which signed print should I get? i’m so, so grateful for y’all — i’m still in complete disbelief that i’m able to buy this entirely from fic comms

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@raphaelxtav

7 months

me whenever someone posts professor au bg3 art/fic

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@raphaelxtav

5 months

this is so raphtav to me. i love the idea of tav constantly pissing off raphael so they can go have steamy hate sex

fran

@galacticidiots

5 months

The intimacy of knowing exactly how to get on someone’s nerves is so special. I know precisely how to annoy you. Because I know you so well.

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@raphaelxtav

6 months

raphael should have a magical girl transformation whenever he switches between forms

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@raphaelxtav

7 months

my friend playing through bg3 for the first time: i ship gale and karlach me: interesting, that’s not a common ship. why? his answer:

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@raphaelxtav

6 months

devils are hot what else can I say

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@raphaelxtav

7 months

finished raphtav fic comm for @BonJeacon ! thanks so much for commissioning me, I had a great time writing about val 💕

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@raphaelxtav

5 months

thinking about tav wearing raphael’s doublet and raphael getting hard as he slowly strips it off them

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@raphaelxtav

7 months

ellis 👻

@haunthtml

7 months

no that is not “your silly little kitten” that is a grown ass man, and he’s ugly, and we’re gonna kill him

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@raphaelxtav

6 months

modern au where raphael thinks he’s a big shot ceo when in reality he sells MLM essential oils

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@raphaelxtav

5 months

the duality of man (there is a non-zero chance i turn my research proposal into my advisor with at least one accidental mention of raphael's dick in there)

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@raphaelxtav

6 months

the best fanbases are the ones where everyone agree a character is a pathetic loser and then simps for them anyway

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@raphaelxtav

6 months

volo taking notes in his journal while railing raphael might be the least serious shit i’ve ever written. oh the joys of april fools’ fics

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@raphaelxtav

6 months

raphael/volo smut dropping april 1. be there or be square

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@raphaelxtav

6 months

now that it’s march i’ve started to brainstorm ideas for my yearly april fools crack fic, what are y’all feeling? any ideas you may have are welcome in the replies, the more horrible they are the better!

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@raphaelxtav

6 months

“I like BG3” “I killed Raphael”

ames ⁉️

@lawsanism

6 months

“I like BG3” “I killed Gale”

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@raphaelxtav

4 months

preview of my raphael and haarlep fic for @BG3Zine ✨

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@raphaelxtav

6 months

biology lab reagents baldur’s gate 3 companions would eat/drink, an OSHA unapproved thread:

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@raphaelxtav

8 months

the raphael masturbates to his tav fanfiction smut is finally out (and it’s way longer than i’d intended for it to be) 🫡

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@raphaelxtav

7 months

raphtav at its finest

fran

@galacticidiots

7 months

The “who did this to you” angry whisper but it’s said by an enemy to their rival because NOBODY but them can mess with the other person and there will be hell to pay now

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@raphaelxtav

7 months

wrote 3k words on a saturday and not a single one of them was bg3 fic…damn grad school sucks

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@raphaelxtav

7 months

i’m struggling, y’all

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@raphaelxtav

5 months

this happened today (whoops)

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@raphaelxtav

6 months

it’s fun going back through my ao3…for three months I wrote pretty much entirely astarion fics, and then one day I randomly switched to raphael and never looked back the astarion to raphael pipeline is so real

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@raphaelxtav

6 months

new 📌 tweet ✨ ✨

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@raphaelxtav

7 months

raphael and tav vibes

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@raphaelxtav

7 months

i think raphael should be forced to work a customer service job like the rest of us. put him into his place a little bit

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@raphaelxtav

7 months

if romanceable raphael has only 9% of the votes on this poll, i am one of them

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@raphaelxtav

7 months

sometimes i wonder what people who find this account from my fics of the bg3 companions think when they open my profile up to four raphaels staring straight at them (love y’all, thanks for putting up my with bullshit 😘)

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@raphaelxtav

4 months

hey y’all! just wanted to say i’m going to be mostly offline in may due to my phd candidacy exam and having to get surgery on my hand (long story short: lab accident). when i’m back i’ll run a bg3 fic giveaway (on top of opening comms to help pay for the surgery lol) 🫶

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@raphaelxtav

5 months

my filled out bg3 character meme 👉👈 i had to change one of the categories so raphael wasn't in literally half of them lol

katie @ doing science 🧬🔬

@raphaelxtav

5 months

i made myself a bg3 character meme template! feel free to use it as desired🤗

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@raphaelxtav

5 months

what if i said this is raphael

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@unhingedA03

5 months

Accidentally calling a teacher mom, except instead of a teacher it's the old man that just ate you out

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@raphaelxtav

7 months

my friend who hasn’t used astarion all game just messaged me this 💀

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@raphaelxtav

6 months

not me writing an incredibly self-indulgent raphtav kidfic on a friday night instead of having a social life. whoops.

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@raphaelxtav

6 months

just left my research lab for the day which means it’s officially the weekend…time to write bg3 fic ✨

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@raphaelxtav

7 months

here's a very lazy cut out version if you'd like to stick your bg3 blorbo in there as well

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@raphaelxtav

8 months

on the (very unlikely) chance anyone is actually interested, i’ve added a section for fic comms to my writing carrd!

Katie Writes

Katie (Phantom_Hearts on AO3)'s writing portfolio

katiewrites.carrd.co

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@raphaelxtav

8 months

what if i opened bg3 fic comms ahahaha *twirls hair*

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@raphaelxtav

6 months

that’s me 👉👈 very excited to write about haarlep and raphael for the nsfw zine 😈

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@BG3Zine

6 months

{ #bg3 #BaldursGate3 } 🗡️Contributor Spotlight🗡️ We are delighted to spotlight that @raphaelxtav has joined us as one of the writers in our journey! We are excited to see what she creates for this project in the dark hours of the night.

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@raphaelxtav

4 months

shoutout to my friend for cursing my eyes with the wildest lead-in i’ve ever seen. glad to know this is how he perceives my raphael baldur’s gate obsession

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@raphaelxtav

7 months

tav flirting with gale

Wholesome Account

@TokyoDilf

7 months

Show me the Hole Wizard

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@raphaelxtav

7 months

the way mizora and raphael laugh their asses off when you say some stupid shit >>>

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@raphaelxtav

5 months

raphtav hades au where tav fights her way through the hells to raphael’s house of hope over and over again to free herself from her contract with him. they slowly fall for each other, and when tav finally defeats him, she settles the contract with a kiss instead of his death

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@raphaelxtav

5 months

most sane raphael stan

charlie / jesse!!!!!

@davegrohls_son

5 months

i feel like i’m third wheeling

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6 months

1 hour reminder

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@raphaelxtav

6 months

four pictures that expose my taste in men there’s not a whole lot in common here if i’m being honest

batthew 🦇

@MYTADPOLEINBIO

6 months

four pictures that expose my taste in men i spent way too long and enlisted way too many ppl to help me find 4 men i like lmfao

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@raphaelxtav

6 months

gale can have a little rizz, as a treat

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@raphaelxtav

6 months

raphtav fans…which of the following scenarios do you prefer?

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@raphaelxtav

7 months

was talking with friends during dnd about the “ascended fiend raphael” tag. from there they found the “raphael is bad at sex” tag and then they found my raphael gets pegged fic AND read it on the call I am this close to not showing up next week because I am mortified lol

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@raphaelxtav

7 months

treat yourself this valentine’s day by entering my bg3 oneshot giveaway that ends in a week 💖🌹 very excited to write about one of y’alls tav/durge and their partner (bonus entry if you describe them in the replies!)

katie @ doing science 🧬🔬

@raphaelxtav

8 months

woke up to 10k kudos on my ao3, which means it's time to giveaway a 2.5k word bg3 oneshot! retweet/like to enter (following is appreciated but unnecessary) and reply with what you want for a bonus entry. g through explicit ratings are okay, as with most pairings!

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@raphaelxtav

7 months

the original image of lord farquaad for those who aren't aware of who he is. this was inspired by one of my friends (who knows nothing about bg3) calling raphael a "lord farquaad looking motherfucker" lol

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@raphaelxtav

7 months

congrats to @Galesshampoo for winning my bg3 fic giveaway! thanks so much to everyone who participated 💕 i'm planning on hosting another giveaway to (hopefully) celebrate passing my phd prelim exam in june, so please stay tuned for that 👀

katie @ doing science 🧬🔬

@raphaelxtav

8 months

woke up to 10k kudos on my ao3, which means it's time to giveaway a 2.5k word bg3 oneshot! retweet/like to enter (following is appreciated but unnecessary) and reply with what you want for a bonus entry. g through explicit ratings are okay, as with most pairings!

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@raphaelxtav

7 months

do y’all have bg3 ships that are near and dear to your heart even though you don’t talk about them much? mine’s karlach and dammon, i just think they’re really cute together 🥺

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@raphaelxtav

8 months

someday I wanna write a professor raphael smut fic but I feel obligated to make him an english or theater prof and oh god im not qualified for that i am an expert on stuffy asshole biology professors though (save me from this phd program, I still have 4ish years left 🥲)

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@raphaelxtav

7 months

world hard and cold…raphael’s tiddys warm and soft

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@raphaelxtav

8 months

that’s the point 😘

Larian Studios

@larianstudios

8 months

@miracide_ He is literally a devil

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@raphaelxtav

5 months

been a lot going on here lately. i’ve curated my feed so i don’t see much of it, but it’s still been a source of stress i’m going to take time off here for the rest of the week — feel free to dm for my discord if you want it! hope y’all are well in the meantime 🫶

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@raphaelxtav

5 months

into the pile of fic ideas i may or may not ever get around to writing this goes

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@raphaelxtav

6 months

I still get a comment about once a week on my biologist!gale mouth pipette smut fic and they crack me up every single time (photo of me using a mouth pipette for the curious in the replies lol)

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@raphaelxtav

7 months

@baldursgate3 🫡🫡🫡 I aim to please

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@raphaelxtav

8 months

what if i opened bg3 fic comms ahahaha *twirls hair*

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@raphaelxtav

8 months

i have sinned on this fine monday night

katherine @🌹🐝

@alikous

8 months

everyone in the qrts is WRONG!! this freak would immediately call you back and, fully aware he’s on speakerphone and your friends can hear, would say he read that orgasms are supposed to be good for menstrual cramps and are you amenable to testing that theory?

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