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1 year

@blkasuka what they think happens to chuuya when dazai goes to get a glass of water at night

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7 months

@zetazetaik @viktree girl the boycott

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1 year

chuuya is actually peak character writing if u think abt it

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11 months

i think people have this preconception that trauma can only be terribly bad things happening to u when a misspoken word/phrase can cause trauma …. even then dazai was thrown into a violent environment at 14 years old when he was already predisposed to suicidal ideations …

cal ♱

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11 months

bad take can you keep yourself safe

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@ranpoppers

10 months

crying u guys CHUUYA IS SO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 who else misses him

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@ranpoppers

1 year

he’s like if a man was lesbian

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10 months

“what about yuri?” have you thought that maybe chuuya is a woman

remi☆彡 sane dazai lover

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10 months

sigma VS chuuya

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@ranpoppers

10 months

so glad i like an actually good ship like soukoku imagine wtf i’d look like shooting for some shit like ivan x chuuya

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1 year

@blkasuka chuuya when dazai goes to pick up dominos

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1 year

@godwept sorry guys

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8 months

@fyodorcat kou is NOTTT saying this he rolls w the lgbt

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@ranpoppers

9 months

BPD man: ugly Autistic man: virgin Depressed man: boring and cringe BPD woman: beautiful Autistic woman: a smart leader Depressed woman: misunderstood

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@ranpoppers

1 year

@dazaismid risking his life for 5.28 an hour

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1 year

@blkasuka chuuya when dazai gets up to get the tv remote

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9 months

chuuya stans who constantly put down dazai are so fucking annoying

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@ranpoppers

1 year

not exactly a post, but this made rounds everywhere dazai osamu you’ll always be famous

∞ Ren!! 🩷

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1 year

swiped from everyone … qrt with a bsd post that lives rent free in your head

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@ranpoppers

11 months

wasn’t gonna smoke but i’m missing skk like a mf

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@ranpoppers

1 year

@blkasuka chuuya when dazai ignores him whilst playing on the playstation

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@ranpoppers

1 year

chuuya when dazai sends him streaks

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@ranpoppers

9 months

the only suffering this man has faced is not getting to lunch on time dpmo

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@ranpoppers

10 months

dazai having 4 nendoroids is only bad to miserable people im having a ball

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@ranpoppers

11 months

such a weird thing to say

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@ranpoppers

9 months

chuuya you will leave this ungrateful company IMMEDIATELY and POO MAFIA WILL DISBAND PERMANENTLY

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@ranpoppers

9 months

that one oomf who likes kunikida but you keep them around cause they're chill

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@ranpoppers

7 months

when everyone is trying to claim credit at the end of a group project

Tuesday||The Time Has Come

@ohne_rotes_blut

7 months

I hate when people say the Mersault arc was just “Soukoku had a plan” because it WASN’T just Soukoku’s plan. It was Aya’s plan and Ranpo’s plan and Nikolai’s plan and Mori's plan and Sigma’s plan and so many characters came together for Soukoku to be able to do what they did

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@ranpoppers

11 months

@misandazairy bc he is one of us

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11 months

@NamelesssGMD this is why ur girl broke up with you

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@ranpoppers

1 year

me on the bottom dazai tag

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@ranpoppers

10 months

put me in a room w meursault chuuya and we can see what happens when you have a turkey baster and a dream

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@ranpoppers

11 months

he literally witnessed murder first hand do u not think that is traumatising

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@ranpoppers

1 year

theres literally no one doing it like him…. like theres definitely aspects of him in other characters but they just dont do it like him

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@ranpoppers

9 months

does anyone know any editors who have open commissions i want chuuya edits

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@holyaches

11 months

i'm only seventeen，i don't know anything，but i know i miss you.

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@ranpoppers

1 year

hes like everything amazing in one it gets me mad sometimes

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@ranpoppers

11 months

also not having empathy doesnt make u an evil person… its just a lack of understanding other people’s emotions ….. u would have to have little empathy to survive in that environment

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@ranpoppers

10 months

goat

@dishsoapforyou

10 months

chat do we think sigma being in a prayer position like pose here was an intentional detail or am i crazy

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@ranpoppers

11 months

THE CHUU CHUUYA LORE THICKENS

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@ranpoppers

10 months

odazaiers after shipping a grown man w someone he has acknowledged as a child … u ppl are not normal

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@ranpoppers

1 year

MSG is a flavour enhancer btw. it’s used a lot in asian cuisine, so this is like a normal thing.

lexi | double black (small)

@merchlingwylan

1 year

dazai i genuenly don’t even know where to start. i wanted to make his higher than chuuya because at least he has one other dislike but the other dislike is DOGS. the thing he calls chuuya. i’m sensing a pattern and it’s gay. also what’s MSG. he likes alcohol. SUICIDE? -13/10.

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@ranpoppers

11 months

“dazai would film thirst traps” “dazai would make relationship advice tiktoks” NO!!!! this is the type of tiktoks he’d make

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@ranpoppers

1 year

what about dazai dancing with sigma is helping his character grow😭 u ppl just talk

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@ranpoppers

10 months

she is btw ….. skk is actually just yuri anyone that says different is wrong next

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@ranpoppers

11 months

but carry on thinking dazai is just evil to be evil and not a product of his circumstances

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@ranpoppers

1 year

i know he went home mad as hell, cursing the idol industry

angel 🩷

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COI NOW TEACH YEONJUN

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@ranpoppers

10 months

my new vape is satosugu flavoured

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@ranpoppers

10 months

“u guys just ship * because its wlw” yes! u guys do it with mlm so why’s it only a problem now???

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@ranpoppers

1 year

@vchdei they’re not indie dazai is a nepo baby😒😒😒

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@ranpoppers

10 months

kunikida’s ponytail

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@ranpoppers

11 months

the icon vs the user

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the icon vs the user

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@ranpoppers

9 months

balloons >_<

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@ranpoppers

11 months

i actually dont gaf what anyone says fyolai was and is so canon like ….. this is just straight up gay

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@ranpoppers

7 months

@kirascomet @zetazetaik @viktree its a reference😭

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@ranpoppers

11 months

i know they’re tired of the dazai submissions

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@ranpoppers

9 months

make sure to hug your kids more when they’re younger or they could turn out to be a bsd fan when they get older….

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1 year

odango is the oldest yaoi can get w/o twitter getting scared

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@ranpoppers

1 year

women who read yaoi literally petitioned for gay rights in japan like u guys want them on ur side

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@ranpoppers

10 months

u guys regurgitate the same soukoku “hot takes” that are just blatantly either wrong or purposefully obtuse every month

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@ranpoppers

1 year

this set adhd awareness back 50 years

林莉娜 (maIIeyuu jesus)🧧🐕🍴

@koutingmiao

1 year

This tweet has done irreparable damage for any mentally disabled person with higher support needs I'm so serious

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@ranpoppers

1 year

@qsteriia its literally a fictional ship between 2 pixels why are they acting oppressed😭

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@ranpoppers

7 months

i wouldn’t even do gay fanservice as an idol to come out i’d just do this

Kpop Charts

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aespa’s Karina picks Momo and Sana as her favorite TWICE members.

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@ranpoppers

1 year

and this is why bsdtwt’s gonna spend the rest of their lives biting a pillow being a disgrace to their parents getting fucked by some old ass man in a dirty motel. they're going to look at themselves one day and wonder where it all went wrong and it was the day they were born

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@ranpoppers

11 months

giving me a prostate exam hopefully

Meso ⛤

@pissedazai

11 months

this frame of him is really giving

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@ranpoppers

9 months

that one wan episode where akutagawa goes shopping for dazai

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@ranpoppers

1 year

@dazaismid i know the chuu bite heart goes crazy

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@ranpoppers

11 months

oh 😭😭😭😭

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@ranpoppers

11 months

take that back.

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I just remembered how fucking ugly dazai looked in this hat

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@ranpoppers

10 months

just got accepted into Harvard to study Cuntology !!!! wish me luck guys☺️

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@ranpoppers

9 months

me when i get chuuya under the tree

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@ranpoppers

10 months

“You.” 𝘛𝘩𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘵. “Are.” 𝘛𝘩𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘵. “Mine.”

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@ranpoppers

11 months

vote dazai or death upon u all

Molsey D. Nico ❀

@izukuscrybaby

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23) Toji Fushiguro (JJK) vs Osamu Dazai (BSD)

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@ranpoppers

1 year

ig i’ll just k’ll myself then

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@ranpoppers

11 months

British people have been saying for years that our government is full of corrupt idiots who do nothing but sit on their hands and this really solidifies it….

عادل مغل 🇵🇸

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11 months

US and UK voted AGAINST the ceasefire

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@ranpoppers

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my beautiful queens … and there’s sigma ig

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@ranpoppers

11 months

think this would send me over the edge if we’re being honest

ursa🍉

@asyetunsent

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befriended this sporty masc w short nails and rings and a deep voice at uni today and mid convo about music she says oh my boyfriend is a metalhead haha

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@ranpoppers

11 months

me waiting for the seller of my cig case to dm me asking abt customisation so i can send them this pic

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@ranpoppers

10 months

me k!lling myself like “grantors of dark disgrace…. u need not wake me again” and i flatline

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@ranpoppers

1 year

that flop tanizaki is on it and not dazai? okay….

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@ranpoppers

10 months

dazai is always the bus driver u guys are just jealous she gets pipe and ur sat fondling yourself with tears in your eyes because no one wants to touch u

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@ranpoppers

11 months

chuu have u heard of soukoku

yuu 🫧🦋🍯

@chyuuuves

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CHUU TOXIC YURI FAN???

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9 months

writing the second coming of the bible in replies all for a man who’s ponytail could be ripped off in one yank

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@ranpoppers

10 months

being pan is like the idgaf sexuality

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@ranpoppers

11 months

me and the seller flirting okayyyyyyyy

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11 months

i know they’re tired of the dazai submissions

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@ranpoppers

1 year

when someone on bsdtt was like “omg dazai is drinking underage…. why is oda letting him do that???” he literally killed people for a living.

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@ranpoppers

10 months

remembering when some guy was trying to flirt w me in college and asked abt my favourite anime and when i told him bsd, he was like “….oh i dropped that lol” and edged away

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@ranpoppers

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need a gf just so we can sync periods and then i can leave her and she knows i altered her body

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