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this pic of carly rae jepsen and phoebe bridgers is MY barbenheimer
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just air dropped this pic to peoples phones in PNC arena
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feels like the perfect time to reveal that after the pride jersey fiasco nyr admin messaged me asking me to control my “contemporaries” (aka rightfully upset queer ppl) AND THEN she told me that actually homophobes are nicer than the queer ppl who were upset
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Do Not Fuck With Mika In Front Of Chris Kreider: a ✨compilation✨
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the last hug.
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#KREIDBANEJAD u knew it was coming
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emailed my boss i cant come in tomorrow due to a family emergency. the family in question:
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for rangers fans who don't know all the Lore and for non-NYR/non-hockey fans who are wondering wtf im always yelling about On Here: THREAD (1/13)
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#KREIDBANEJAD — and when it comes to mika zibanejad in particular, chris is so incredibly protective of him.
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brendan lemieux kicked out of the game on pride night <3
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this is the plot of killing eve
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the refs handing the penguins another powerplay
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i lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship
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AHHHHHHHHH
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WHAT
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so that racist misogynistic barstool piece of trash cheated on his pregnant wife and she exposed him on social media?
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this chris kreider quote from july 2016 is making me insane…. honey u got a big storm comin
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you jail mika…. in front of HER?
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mika…..
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this is the roman empire for a very specific group of people
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well well well
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phoebe bridgers / julien baker lyric parallels
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keep CHRIST in christmas
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it’s time to ⚠️BeReal⚠️
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this isnt the first time she reached out to me to do her bidding on nyr twitter! and i am far from the only person she has done this too :) just something to think about :)
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mika knowing he wasnt gonna go to the ASG but still allowing NYR twitter to run a romantic campaign about him and kreider needing to be together
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when you order it online vs when it arrives in the mail
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girls dont want hockey players girls want chris kreider and mika zibanejad to kiss on the mouth
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happy mika day to chris kreider and all who celebrate
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OFFICIAL: #NYR have acquired Mika Zibanejad & a 2018 2nd rd pick from OTT for Derick Brassard & a 2018 7th rd pick.
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tom wilson when the random rookies wont fight him
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full disclosure she sent me a bunch of free shit from msg for ratioing some guy making 9/11 jokes abt the rangers so maybe she thought that gave her the right to be homohpobic in my dms!!!! who knows!!!!
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“bromance” feels like a disservice to whatever the hell is going on between chris kreider and mika zibanejad
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2 dumbass girls telling each other “exactlyyyyyy”
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#NJDevils and Islanders fans have belted out competing chants all night. Both joined in on a "Rangers suck" chant with 5:43 to go in the third.
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igor and a fan
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🎶 DOES IT EVER DRIVE YOU CRAZY 🎶
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i also would like to clarify that this was all from her personal account and even told me she knew she couldn’t get away w this shit on the official NYR account.
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nothing else happened
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happy easter
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janelle monae and tessa thompson raised millions for the lgbt
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I CANT DO THIS
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here u go sickos
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mika’s reading our tweets
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i knew when i woke up and saw mika lookin like this today that christopher james was scoring
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good news everyone
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the kreidbanejad ornaments on mikas tree i feel normal
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OH MY GODDDDD
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#KREIDBANEJAD has this been done yet
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tfw you just swept a garbage organization in the playoffs
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we’re back baby
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ur local hockey lesbians :) who are engaged :) to each other! :)
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why are u as a man. Pretty
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rangers twitter vs the rangers record
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ladies who got u smiling like this
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we don’t have to listen to pierre anymore AND barstool is upset about it for some reason. everybody wins
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wouldn’t be the first time
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ummmmm i can see the bench from my seats and kreidbanejad were casually drawing out little plays on each other’s thighs
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hey uhhh what the hell
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john boyega reading thirst tweets vs jeff goldblum reading thirst tweets
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“what does the chicken mean?” “it looks like a pigeon” not bread ending that pigeon nft man’s whole career 😭
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#MIKAZIBANEJAD had to make a fancam for our queen with this song
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mika
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look at mika
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truly proud of weird NYR twitter for this accomplishment. heres a compilation of hugs cuz i think we all need this rn. stream kreidbanejad (taylor’s version) below:
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are the rangers playing or something
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love this insight from @MollieeWalkerr on chris kreider and mika zibanejad’s relationship 🥹
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experience rangers hockey
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can yall stop acting like every person who lives in russia is homophobic. theres this weird superiority complex that americans have when it comes to russia. look at our own country where anti trans bills are announced daily. we literally elected trump
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kreidbanejad and whoever’s playing on the line with them that night
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BOOM
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flirting in higher quality
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deangelemieux is kreidbanejad for people whose whereabouts on january 6th were unknown
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we used to be a country a proper country
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oh captain my captain 🫡
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did chris kreider and his gf go as mika and irma to the halloween party? !?!?! (DJ and soccer player)
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are we all feeling normal
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MIKA JUST REFERENCED THIS TWEET
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in case u missed NYR pride night
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they are inevitable
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love him…
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@rangerstrash @EpicK8lin wait he did what now????
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the offseason has been too good to us
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i can’t comment
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sammy blais, i fear
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he was literally like….my line??? as in…..mika? and he was getting ready to kill
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this reporter almost shit himself
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christmas is SAVED
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im going to sob if chris kreider’s hot bf doesnt make it to the stanley cup
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NY Rangers as unique hotels: a thread
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i could fix her (make her care about NY rangers hockey)
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