"Dear loyal viewers of mine, ever wanted to die? Not to worry! The 𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖑 mafia™ is there to kill you! Call now!"
𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖑mafia™doesnotcondonemurderingpeoplewithoutpermissionalwaysaskbeforetakingalife
| Reply to have permission to be killed for an event. |
#PARODYMAFIABUTEVIL
"Ladies and gentlemen. Miss Circle!.."
"I mean, Bill Cipher!.."
"Mereoleona?"
"Deadpool?"
"Pomni?"
"Alastor?"
"Nightmare?"
"Gojo?"
"Beelzebub?"
"Jeffy?"
"Hannibal, where are the guests?"
H: "Parody Twitter knows you, man. Nobody wants to be pranked. They ain't comin'."
"...fuck"
"WE'RE BACK! We died to Stan again. I say we kill every non-human parody! Pans, demons, birds, hedgehogs, Pokémon, WHATEVER! You should be killed! Hannibal agrees!"
H: "Nah, man."
H: "If Jesus came back to save humanity and saw you, he'd retreat back to Heaven."
"you mother FU-"
| Hello everyone. It's with a heavy heart that I must announce the passing of Eric Andre and Hannibal Buress. Eric was recently found murdered via stabbing behind the building we film at. Hannibal was found dead via seven gunshot wounds to the chest. |
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#ParodyWar
"..."
H: "..."
"You didn't even fight anybody-"
H: "Nah, man. I was fightin' my demons. Now my soul is clean and I do not need to partake in the Parody War. So I'm back."
"...okay?"
"Y'know, it's nice to be back with the bright lights. I like living more than I like being..."
H: "You sure you don't need a break, man."
"...i was gone for so long, how am i supposed to readjust"
H: "You were in there for two days. Get to the interviews, man."
"One of my favorite parodies is retiring and another favorite is changing muses. I won't be retiring or changing, though! What's your opinion on this Hannibal?"
"Oh, right. He's gone..."
"..."
"calm down eric you can handle this just a few more followers and you wont be alone"
| Oh man, I love being on Parody Twitter! I love being a writersona while also being a parody! I can't wait to see more wacky interviews from Eric and Hanniba- |
...
| i may as well replace you with wilford warfstache at this point how the fuck does this always happen |
"So, recent drama in Parody Twitter! Mereoleona Vermillion is racist! I guess you could say she hates Minoriteoleona!"
H: "That's not even true. Do you really think sayin' that and posting it on a public site is a good decision?"
"...im dying"
H: "We all are, you ain't special."
"i uh... i dont have anything planned..."
H: "Dude- DO A MONOLOGUE!"
>crack<
>audience claps<
"New episode. New day. New life. New wife. I don't have a wife, that was a lie. Uh, Hannibal gained some weight. Hannibal more like Fattibal! Am I right?"
H: "NEXT JOKE, I AM VERY THIN!"
| I've got some news. I've decided that I'm actually going to do more parody posts than rp starters from now on. I'll still rp and do starters, but I'll specify if it's a starter or not. Also, when we hit 200 followers, expect a small thing. Alright, Goodnight Parody Twitter. |
| Thank you to everybody who gave their Google Drives and PNGs! The banner call is officially over and here is the final product! Thank you for 200 followers in less than one month! |
[RP STARTER]
| Sentence... Punchline! |
>the audience laughs, despite no audience being there<
| I'll be your host, since Eric and Hannibal are fucking dead again and busy respawning. My guest needs no introduction, please welcome... this person! |
@PARODYHATER370O
Just to spite you, I'm going to double the current parody hate and TRIPLE the parody fan rate if I get elected instead of the fertilizer over here.
| Events are still unfolding as we attempt to find their killer. As a result, I, the author, aka Gary Grooberson, will be taking over for a while. Sorry to burden you all with such bad news. |
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@SmilingFlower21
Listen, buddy. I understand. You're afraid people will make fun of you. But there's no need for such fear. We won't make fun of you! Here, I just snapped a photo of you. <3
"Hannibal, do the promotion."
H: "Aight, man... Go follow
@WHIT3H0US3_
Our author is a delegate on there. Parody with a ton a presidents and... Fuck this, man, Imma go do my podcast."
| stay or i send you to the constellation room |
H: "Follow
@WHIT3H0US3_
They funny as shit!"
"So, a
#ParodyWar
is happening. That's weird. I don't even know why. Maybe we should stop, I don't wanna die."
>audience laughs<
H: "Hey, we're joining a team, too. They might target us for that."
"no hannibal we- we dont have the budget or the air time for a team."
H: "...Wack."
H: "Hey, I know that everything that's happened is a lot to take in. But know that it'll be okay. All of this is just a game, man. You're just playing along. Don't worry. Just breathe in and breathe out. In the end, it'll all be okay. Don't worry, Alex. You got this. :)"
"Dear viewer, Hannibal, my author Gary, and I are declaring war upon
@Ucnrejectfuck
. Bastard thinks he can take MY mustache. MY bombs. MY viewers and execute them? Hope he's ready. Whether or not he's ready, he will not be emperor, and I shall become your NEW KING!"
Eric Andre will no longer be alone. For my 100 followers special, starting tomorrow and from then on, you will have to face the chaos of both Eric Andre and Hannibal Buress.