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@raiinforestcafe
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fashion really peaked in the 90's and I'm only going to be wearing shit like this from now on
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@raiinforestcafe
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raiden and old snake genuinely
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@raiinforestcafe
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her: you better not be 52 year old hypebeast john kramer when I get home my stupid ass
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@raiinforestcafe
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11 months
person who hasn't seen saw: saw is torture porn it is grotesque only you sick fucks who like seeing people suffer would ever find any value in this mockery of the art of film people who have seen saw: wjat girl scout cookies do you think special agent peter strahm gets :)
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@raiinforestcafe
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Would That Saw Character Pay Their Child Support. A Thread
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@raiinforestcafe
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really good
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@raiinforestcafe
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I hope they add every character except for hoffman including the guy from diary of a wimpy kid and the little white dog from saw 4 because I don't like it when good things happen to hoffman fans
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FORTNITE x SAW COMING SOON ‼️🔥 [Spotted by @Wensoing ]
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@raiinforestcafe
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liquid and solid snake are confirmed to have like 180 something IQ meanwhile this is big boss
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@raiinforestcafe
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@raiinforestcafe
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@raiinforestcafe
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1 year
not to be delusional but I can think of exactly one person who could handle this at the moment
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tf is anyone gonna do in 30 seconds 90% of the people who could stop it are dead, unconscious, unwilling, or infected
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@raiinforestcafe
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characters who could beat fukuchi at this point - um - princess twilight sparkle
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@raiinforestcafe
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2 years
something about the fact that akutagawa hates dogs because they tore his friend apart and now he pretends he has forgotten his friends but not his hatred and never loved anything enough to mourn it and yet every piece of his design is made to resemble a dog.
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@raiinforestcafe
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10 months
lawrence and adam after saw 2004 not being able to be in a bathroom alone
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@raiinforestcafe
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8 months
this is how we all look talking about the saw franchise I fear
@femme_seme
ᴅʏᴋᴇ ᴇʜʀᴍᴀɴᴛʀᴀᴜᴛ 💞🍨💒
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accidentally getting way too emotionally attached to unserious media makes you unironically start talking like this.
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@raiinforestcafe
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objectively wrong the worst fruit to exist is mark hoffman from saw
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the fact that he was acting like this either because he's a fahg or literally just to be a cunt is so funny to me I hate you hoffman
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@raiinforestcafe
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9 months
strahm barking is so funny yes but what fucking gets me is him calmly picking up his pictures immediately after
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@raiinforestcafe
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"saw fandom is dying" saw fandom is like 20 years old it's fine yall😭
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8 months
I love saw fans. we are acting like this about fucking saw
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@raiinforestcafe
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10 months
does he know how funny his body language is because I just can’t deal with this anymore
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@raiinforestcafe
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2 years
beast akutagawa and regular akutagawa would absolutely hate each other objectively true but I think regular gin would actually beat beast gin's ass through the FLOOR
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@raiinforestcafe
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Now,
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i once dated a man who got hard from simply making eye contact with me and i really need to find that again
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@raiinforestcafe
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listen ik I'm delulu but if akutagawa is not being purposefully written as being in love with atsushi I literally for real do not understand what the message is if not that
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@raiinforestcafe
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10 months
MARK HOFFMAN You are not seeing a CENT CHILD SUPPORT: DELINQUENT ❌
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@raiinforestcafe
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7 months
saw is one of those things where people who casually like it think it makes them a badass for being able to handle it whereas people who like it Much are experiencing a version of it that is absolutely incomprehensible to anyone who likes to be scared of anything
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saw v is like so incredibly bad aside from exactly one extremely good fujobait scene but it is actually hysterical to watch strahm walk around crime scenes tweaking off his gourd just making shit up about hoffman and seeing visions. best character on earth
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your card declines at therapy so they bring out saw v unrated where you can hear strahm crying as he dies
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1 year
hey so guys? hey guys? [breathing into a bag and audibly almost throwing up] akutagawa is using rashoumon the way atsushi uses rashoumon when they fuse,
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@raiinforestcafe
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you have heard of elf on the shelf now get ready for
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the difference in his voice before and after the trach will make me lose my fucking marbles for real
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@raiinforestcafe
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2 years
“x is the most mentally ill bsd character 🥺” “y is the most mentally ill bsd character 🥺” girl atsushi is one comparatively bad day away from thinking dazai is living in his WALLS
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the saw that exists in the heads of people who have not seen it is somehow even less accurate than the saw that exists in my head, which is a romantic comedy
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@raiinforestcafe
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JOHN KRAMER Of course. He's the ideal absent father except for the fact that he will run you through the gauntlet in court for custody. The judge that gives him only 2 days of visitation is waking up in an invention. But that doesn't matter to you huh. CHILD SUPPORT: PAID ✅
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@raiinforestcafe
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Okay this is not a THEORY and I am not SUGGESTING anything with this it's just an observation that I personally have made and idk if it's weird. to anyone else. But every member of the flags can be compared pretty directly to one member of the Decay of Angels. 🧵
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it's fäg in a gag yall 😭
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you have heard of elf on the shelf now get ready for
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hoffstrahm fucking owns bc it's this
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@raiinforestcafe
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8 months
you leave billy the FUCK out of this list. you apologize to him. get away from him. get away from him. get away from him. I am not FUCKING ASKING
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Chucky THE killer doll >>>> killer dolls
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@raiinforestcafe
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something about akutagawa saving atsushi without the jacket that dazai gave him I think it was on purpose I think it
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@raiinforestcafe
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LAWRENCE GORDON Starting off strong. Yes I fully believe he is. If he had a baby with someone his DOG ASS cheated with however this is being filtered through 6 different accounts so it can't be traced back to him. But it's the money that counts CHILD SUPPORT: PAID ✅
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AMANDA YOUNG Please Be Serious Not only is she not paying child support she is tampering with any documents that say it is hers and dragging you onto jerry fucking springer to have HIM announce on live tv that she is not the father CHILD SUPPORT: DELINQUENT ❌
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@raiinforestcafe
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I do very frequently forget that people are actually afraid of saw like what do you mean this is not a comedy to yall
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@raiinforestcafe
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1 year
bones consistently refuses to have dazai show any emotions beyond "hehe all according to plan >:)" and it's so aggravating at this point bsd the manga and bsd the anime are two completely different stories with completely different characters
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@raiinforestcafe
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anyway I think we should think about akutagawa getting treatment and taking care of himself and gaining a little weight and feeling good. atsushi sorting his medication for him and going to his checkups with him and even if he's never "cured" his illness can be managed
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please god take her suffering and give it to mark hoffman 🙏🙏🙏
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PETER STRAHM Absolutely. Not only are you getting it on time down to the minute, he's also paying for all school supplies and texting you throughout the week to see if you need to be reimbursed for any surprise costs. Great guy CHILD SUPPORT: PAID ✅
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@raiinforestcafe
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spiral Was actively bad but at least the cinematography was fucking beautiful and the traps were actually kind of cool. jigsaw had exactly one cool trap and the absolute least charismatic killer in the whole series imo
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Which movie do you prefer? Jigsaw or Spiral.
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@raiinforestcafe
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HELP
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@raiinforestcafe
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8 months
no be serious
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@raiinforestcafe
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1 year
hey girl. no you don't have to get out of your stupid basement chair i was just wondering. is the fucking nuke not enough of a storm for you
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funniest take of all is "shipping bsd characters is disrespectful to these authors they're named after...especially if they hated each other.....imagine how they'd feel...." babey the SERIES ITSELF had osamu dazai abuse his idol. we crossed that bridge 20 miles back
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@raiinforestcafe
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“Height: 6’1” oh this his fake id for sure
@fangfilet
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hoffman is older than strahm by a few months i just fell to my knees
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strahm: sorry baby I'm on my period me:
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@raiinforestcafe
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7 months
what level of deranged is “compilation of character blinking because you think he’s cute when he does it” because I think I fully medically qualify for a lobotomy at this point
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now if I said peter strahm
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@raiinforestcafe
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saw 3's promotional material featured a lot of pulling teeth for seemingly no reason. but actually the reason is that's how it feels to watch jeff do anything
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me when the love of my life doesn't listen to me and seals both of our fates (his to die more horribly than I can even imagine and mine to live through the gruesome death of yet another person I loved)
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my PERSONAL ideal saw sequel opens with hoffman in like extremely low light literally chewing through his foot and crying as he has to snap a nerve (it's hot when men cry) and then he and lawrence spend the next 90% of the film trying to kill each other tom and jerry style
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@raiinforestcafe
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okay for those of you who wanted to see it. yeah you can hear his screams turn into crying at the end
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hoffman off his shit talking to adams decomposing body in that bathroom
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be fucking serious right now
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"my comfy movie 🥹" and it's saw
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“Im a top” “im a bottom” you know damn well no one is having sex with you yugioh enjoyers
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oh my god the reason the flags are more popular than wells is because more people read stormbringer than 55 minutes because people care more about chuuya than any other god damn part of this series I promise it's not that deep
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CECELIA PEDERSON You're joking right. Like you're kidding. ABSOLUTELY not CHILD SUPPORT: DELINQUENT ❌
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YOU ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO BE FUCKING WITH ME
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truths -chuuya thinks those are all the flags real names - the flags think chuuya is an alias
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@raiinforestcafe
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I'm already having way more fucking fun than you ever will
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funniest thing on earth IS hoffman being considered very kind and supportive and approachable to his team who actively like him like there’s nothing off putting about him when you’re talking to him casually so strahm looks like he’s just picking fights with the nicest guy ever
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@raiinforestcafe
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jill tuck about to make her last stand against hoffman in saw 6
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god they're gonna kill the FUCK out of hoffman aren't they. just absolute spectacle huh.
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this image makes me insane
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1 year
good morning to shin soukoku. I guess
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1 year
can you all read stormbringer to the end instead of reading up to the flags death and then pretending to have read the rest because if I see one more hoe say akutagawa trained kyouka or arahabaki is a god
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@raiinforestcafe
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I keep telling yall costas can’t read
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@fangfilet No because what is he saying
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one of the reasons hoffstrahm is so funny is bc they’re both like. brilliant. like strahm is arguably the most intelligent protagonist we’ve had and hoffman is a literal evil genius but they make each other so insane that their brains fall out the second the other one is involved
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@raiinforestcafe
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I think that both akutagawa and atsushi experiencing very significant food scarcity makes sharing meals a very beautiful act of bonding between them
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FAT! FAHGGOT! MONDAY!!!
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I love when people watch saw and realize how stupid and unserious and camp it is
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“fem akutagawa 🥹” she’s literally genderfluid you will HAVE fem akutagawa if you just wait 20 minutes. rushing her god damn
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I do think hoffman and adam Met on grindr but I don't think they hooked up. I think hoffman messaged him out of the blue like yeah I'm into guys who can really throw me around. not rly looking for twinks LOL and adam was like I literally did not even match with you
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the thing that's funny is from the clips I've seen hannibal's gore is like 10x more graphic than saw ever gets and no one thinks people who watch it are freaks who love seeing human suffering 😭😭😭😭 they just think yall are the weird yaoi guys
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@raiinforestcafe
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2 years
this recent interpretation of fyolai fucks so much harder than the people who think fyodor is in charge sorry. gogol is so unapologetically silly and he has this unrelentingly serious genius with a god complex wrapped around his finger and that owns beyond words. sorry
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@raiinforestcafe
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RSGDFJTHERTHEGFSFD
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to this day these like 2 lines have my favorite delivery in the entire series don’t ask me why I just think they’re so funny for exactly no reason
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call me jill tuck the way I'm dreaming of having a train run on me
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it's been a great 30 or 40 years with my boy but we're putting him down 🥰 we helped him cross the rainbow bridge 🌈 this morning and I wanted to capture his last moments in these photographs. hopefully this moves you as much as it has moved me and my family
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jigsaw killer in the blunt rotation call that mark huffman
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great work everyone
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ERIC MATTHEWS Actually? Yeah. More or less on the due date. Most he's going to be late is a day or two but you always know he's taking care of it. Good for him. This time CHILD SUPPORT: PAID ✅
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I AM IN ACTIVE HYSTERICS ABOUT THIS IMAGE
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me during saw movie: ugh eric matthews me after the eric matthews rp account who responds in character to every post about him including mine: eric matthews my friend eric matthews
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@raiinforestcafe
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I don’t care if saw 7 is objectively bad because it’s fun for me. I do care that jigsaw is bad because jigsaw is not fun for anyone. Hope this helps
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annoying thing the bsd fandom does #458 is definitely acting like the flags are weak for folding to verlaine when the opposite is true, they are some of the strongest members of the pm and their deaths served to show just how massively overpowered verlaine was
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