army placed so much value on charting/numbers and tearing everyone down who doesnโt match those numbers that now their OWN GROUP is falling victim to their mindset and that fucking sucks honestly.
seungcheol posted on weverse ๐
๐: The guys were the ones who did the concert but why am I tiredโฆ?
Went to sleep right when I got back and just woke upโฆ..
if army twitter just treated enjoying music like a normal thing instead of a numbers game/competition i pronise you there wouldn't be like 5 fandoms in the qrts and your own charts accounts wouldn't be too embarrassed to update the numbers!!! what if we just had fun instead!!!
"kill them with kindness" wrong. MEDICAL MALPRACTICE ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ๐ฉธ
i really like more and i hate that hobiโs getting dragged because his own fandom canโt not start fanwars over silly shit that doesnโt matter and now itโs biting them both in the ass
the looks of shock awe horror longing love adoration itโs like theyโre witnessing the angels descending from on high. this is the only accurate way to look at taemin. with biblical intensity
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lee chan
-you see him first thing in the morning (he has class). gets an iced matcha. in a rush.
-you see him like 5 hours later. gets an iced americano.
-you see him again right before close. gets three cold brews. โi have dance tonight!โ he seems totally fine. heโs terrifying.
wonwoo ๐
-him.
- comes in. read an article about coffee online. acts like he knows more than you.
-orders a cortado AND a single espresso AND a pour over and talks the whole time you make them. is only half right
-leaves the store shaking like a small dog from caffeine.
verkwan
-seungkwan found your instagram and wants nothing but your fancy cold brew.
-gets one for vernon too because he canโt stop staring at the tower like itโs a science experiment.
-perfectly pleasant but before they leave vern hands you a list of songs to โimprove the vibeโ
jihoon
-came in for an americano.
-seeโs that thereโs mexican coke in the cold case, under the Fancy Yogurt. gets that instead
-sets up his macbook in the corner and barely moves for like 4 hours.
-gets like 3 more cokes please buy a coffee bro
95z (cont.)
-fundamentally just Some Fucking Guys who are only here for the wifi and because joshโs favorite campus boba place is closed :((
-before they leave jeonghan asks for to go cutlery and slips it into his pocket. asks for more. keeps shoving them in his pocket.
97z (cont.)
-orders a sencha or an oolong or something along those lines. watches you like a hawk while you make it. doesnโt say anything if itโs over extracted.
- lee โcan i just get a vanilla latteโ seokmin my beloved
-compliments your latte art like it belongs in the louvre
losing my mind, just offered the aisle seat to the guy sitting between me and my gf on a flight, and he said heโd rather stay in the middle seat between us
misc.
-juns frankenlatte is actually really good and all the baristas end up making it.
-wonwoo texts mingyu while heโs talking at you for his coffee knowledge to sound like he knows whatโs up. he DOES come back the week after and is more tolerable.
95z
- come in together because they only travel in a pack. jh puts everyones order in at once
-they get iced americanos (largest size, theyโll come back for more)
-jh watches you dial in espresso and tries to get a free drink out of the extra 40 seconds it takes
-stay till close
soonhui (cont.)
- itโs got turmeric itโs got like all of your syrups except mocha itโs got espresso itโs got extra milk he asked specifically for a โSurprise Ingredientโ that leaves you fumbling trying to give him a different or decent coffee.
-he drinks it without blinking.
soonhui
-why are you here?
-sy asks for a blended drink. we do not have a blender. you have to ask the kitchen staff to borrow theirs because he just looked so sad
-jun builds the weirdest possible latte (cont.)
can we talk about arbitrary things in fics that make you not want to read them or that will make you instantly dnf (petty things ONLY please i do not want intense fic discourse i want laughs)
the 97z
-another group. mingyu dragged them in here because he needed filters and a new scale.
-mg the anti-ww. orders a pour over and ASKS for your favorite single origin coffee. buys a bag before he leaves.
-mh is a simple man with simple tastes. judges your tea selection(cont)
my comments on "wooga are twins" is. yoongi is much less square than woozi and also his teeth are friendly and round where Lee Jihoon has fucking fangs for whatever reason
enhaโs social media team was like โquick lets get someone who isnโt being dragged for bullying to boost our engagementโ and picked someone who easily outdances their whole group on accident
before this gets any more traction: i say this with so much love, i find joshuaโs constant choice to be kind and gentle one of his most admirable traits.