guys really think we moan cuz it’s genuine, like no that’s to make U feel like you doing good, i’ve been playing with my clit in my momma house and busting nuts for 14 years in complete silence, all them effects for U boo.
@Shxwnn
Mustard makes it crispier because it has less moisture content than egg. Also, the acids in it brine protein in a way and prevent it from drying out while frying.
Bwoy dem all over Yorkdale with rifles, yo you mfs who bring your BS to the mall and to the community are fucking garbage, jail was made especially for YOU. Go rot.
Shorty said “y’all see how I look rn?”
You’re wearing a tracksuit with pop smoke braids, an Apple Watch and I promise you got on sneakers. Be happy you got shake shack cuz the aesthetic was giving waffle house babe.
Every time I do a big grocery haul or pay my rent, I’m literally overwhelmed with gratitude because shit isn’t easy out here at all and I know it’s a privilege to be able to feed yourself the way you want and have consistent shelter you can afford.
@WhoSFlyy__
Every winter, they tweet the same tweet, watching the same pockets, still on the same train they’ve been watching and judging people on for the last 10 years. Seems like a projection if you ask me 🌚
Seeing an interesting post at the top when you first open IG and don’t like it fast enough before IG’s algorithm Jazzy Jeffs that shit to the depths of buttfuck internet and you never see it again...
No, they targeted him cuz he be stealing and troublesome. Imagine being on a plane and some idiot busts open the emergency exit to yell Boonk gang. Ban this fool from aviation all together, he a terrorist.
instead of penalizing people you call friends and lovers for not texting you back to your standard, why don’t you look internally and try to figure out why you set expectations for people that only revolve around your happiness and satisfaction.
@DrewNextD00R
@crackcobain__
@Bratthamenace
Even if it wasn’t skinny, his posture, his disposition, is not giving high physical daily expenditure AT ALL. I’ll give him mayyyyyyybe 1.5 miles on HIIT intervals 3 times a week and that’s me being generous 😂
Yo let me tell you people, real life relationships don’t work how these memes are making you think they work. Y’all need to stop finessing yourselves out of love because some meme page told you some shit.
Imma either fuck with you the long way or not at all lol. I’m at a point in my life where I’m not interested in maintaining the peace for the sake of acquaintanceship. I have everybody I need, if we too fundamentally different or I have apprehensions, YOU GOTTA GO!
Every time you meet a dude you can’t even ask him if he has a girl anymore.
You have to ask:
- is there a woman whom you send fresh haircut pics to
- is there a woman who’s nudes you’ve seen actively texting you right now
- is there a woman who believes you are her boyfriend
I just have one question. And it’s really a sincere question, no smoke or shade, how come you guys don’t support your BLACK peers brand’s when they’re alive? You was here rubbing all your designer in our broke ass faces two weeks ago... now everybody wanna wear Marathon?
Guys. I really made the perfect steak 😩... look how juicy and perfect medium - served it with au gratin potatoes, charred scallion and cherry tomato relish and truffle butter.
It’s actually really good to make new friends as you get older. Don’t let this jaded internet generation fool you, new friends are necessary for growth.
@IWriteAllDay_
@alphavulpeculae
i agree, i always cringe when people complain about the “frequency” of mental illness or when they say it’s for show in 2018... i just think people have more access to resources that help them identify who and what they are and that’s actually a beautiful thing.
i don’t know who needs to hear this but make your life yours. you don’t have to do things the way other people told you to or the way other people have. only you have to lay with your regrets at night so move according to YOU.
- is there a woman whom you constantly share memes and music with
- is there woman whose polish color you consistently pick out on a biweekly basis
- is there a woman who would get mad if you said you were single
- do you have any emotional text support bitches
Some of y’all be retweeting kids being bullied with mad sympathy knowing you bully people in your own interpersonal relationships and online lol. I’m so confused.