Pro-Gun crowd: Everyone has the right to own a gun and have it on them at all times to defend themselves !!!
Also Pro-Gun crowd: Well these blacks shouldn’t be ridin’ around with guns. What are they protecting themselves from if they doin nothin wrong?
Mute me or come at me. I’m sick of comedy twitters white savior complex bullshit. Ppl are either gonna get it or not. Let them make the choice and keep it pushin. You’re not Taylor swift you don’t have the platform to get your vaxx signal across to the ppl you think you are
That Tigray war in Ethiopia been happening since November… Variety magazine when you gone gather a bunch of celebrities and send a letter to stop the violence over there too? Conflict is conflict brethren. Do we need to get Hashan Minaj or Ramy to write a post for Tigray too?
I stand with
@dinahashem_
... Had XXXtentacion had Venmo or cash app he might still be with us today. We can’t joke about dude? When did he become Tupac or Jon Benet Ramsey
SEINFELD openly dated a 17 year old in California while his sitcom was a hit. Drake, Tyga and Travis Scott have all been outed to “groom” young girls till they became “of age”. Y’all still rep all of them! So please attack the GAME not the PLAYER of the week you fucking frauds 🙄
*The Comedy Store marquee: Black Lives Matter!
**Comedy Store Website, Social media and all promotions: Come see Bert Kreischer, Joe Rogan, Tom Segura, Chris D’Elia, David Spade, George Carlin
Me: Oh shit Segura doin a special in Spanish? These niggas diverse
Black Lives Matter!!! (Unless it’s about a global airborne respiratory virus that we think we’ll stop with ONE vaccine in 2021 even though airborne respiratory viruses have never been stopped with one shot in history then it’s listen to the WHITES, black lives)
The leaders of famous slave rebellions such as Nat Turner, Gabriel Prosser, and Toussaint L’Ouverture showed a similar pattern that seemed to worry their white masters; they were all literate slaves. The ensuing worries were, ‘what if the slaves understood that they were not…
All Right, All Right, about D’Elia!!! Were any of these girls black or black trans women?... Whites only!? Evidently only black lives matter to Chris D’Elia. He’s a racist, tear him down
It was never a priority for Democrats to codify Roe vs Wade into the constitution. They had 50 years and never did it. Politicians ran on campaigns saying they would codify it into the constitution and when they got in said it wasn’t a pressing priority…
The city of Los Angeles will declare that August 18th will forever be BRODY STEVENS’ DAY in The Valley/Los Angeles!!! The ceremony will be held next Wednesday (8/18) 2pm at Reseda Park. Meet at Brody’s Bench(between duck pond & baseball field).
#818tilidie
#stevenbrodystevens
Hey man… Reach out from time to time and tell your poor white friends you love em please. It’s economic times like these they can easily become radicalized and join a militia. Seen it tens of times
I don’t think people in the industry i chose to work in or fans who love this genre called comedy understand how insanely savage this comic Laurie Kilmartin is… This mother fucker is the boogeywoman. She’ll write circles around anyone doin this job. I’ll put money against anyone
I’m sellin’ Coronavirus vaccine out the back of my trunk like mixtapes. I also got Incense, Disney+ and HBOMax passwords, COVID-19 stage 3 and 4 if you’re tryin to pull a prank on your friends and a majority share of Quibi all for cheap. Get at me! I’m on 97th and Grape
Every white person sound like they just got sober and can’t shut up about it. Like sick sick you see black people, now hire all my cousins at Morgan Stanley 💅🏾
Racism should be categorized as a disease or mental illness. Racism rehab centers would help heal this country and it’s also an outstanding sketch idea
The Bible opens by discrediting a woman and everyone was like sure that makes sense I wanna hear more about this type a shit every week... When y’all gonna cancel god? I gotta stock up on this fire ass cantaloupe drink the homie TikTok brought through before they slept him. LMK
Whites being afraid of the government is cultural appropriation. That’s been Black people shit since slavery... They aren’t out to get you dummy your fear is voluntary 🙄
Man this new HOME ALONE where ICE snatches Kevíñ’s parents from work and he has the whole place to himself until they evict him for not paying rent because he’s just 13 years old and doesn’t have a significant source of income, is hard af...
Black folk the answer is simple... Go. Be. Cops.
Writing to your Congress person hasn’t worked. Ya know what might? A thousand applications turned in at every police department in the U.S. from ready and able black people tired of seeing black folk die by the hands of white cops
Me: Callen’s gone I can finally start my podcast called The Fighter and my Nigs...
*Gets call from Big Podcast*
Me: You’re kidding Schaub is already doin this 🤦🏾♂️
@Mike_Schmitz
I mean Those are hitting players in scoring position cross court passes. Kid coulda had monster assist numbers if Oklahoma City wasn’t brick city tonight. Back to you in the studio Jim
Black people protest
White people riot
Is what my 2 year old niece has learned by watching y’all this year. You’re changing the narrative everyone. Thank you
All the great “edgy” comedians marry or date within the ethnicities they slur. That’s how you get away with it, G...
Just some Chinese food for thought
People keeping asking how can I help? For starters you can send 100 million white parents to prison then, and only then, we can talk about the show F.R.I.E.N.D.S and how you thought it was a can’t miss over MARTIN in the 90’s
I’m not even a fan of the chum in the water y’all are comin after but you niggas are fraudulent and need to cut it out. Let the victims get after him not you people who just hate on this nigga. Fuck y’all
Toxic masculinity like racism has deep roots. My generation grew up on “Aint no fun” by Snoop. Maybe this generations message is “It is fun when the homie tells his friends he’s leaving to make sure his lady gets home safe and perhaps have a nightcap of their own” ft Nate Dogg 🤷🏾♂️
Alice Hamilton is really becoming the 50 cent of the stand up comedy world. This is the most hip hop thing I’ve seen in stand up since Hannibal took down Cosby but Alice isn’t going for a body she’s going for body count. Blackest comic in the game, sorry Shuckey Duckey…
We should all be playing Madden right now. Like when a music artist dies we play their songs all day we should all be online playing Madden gettin beat and talked down to by 10 year olds all day today…
The pronoun debate is essentially a grammar discussion so we can’t really hate on either side because what we’re ultimately doing is increasing literacy…
Watched Jo Jo Rabbit and Jo Jo Dancer back to back and maaaaannnn... This whole Jo Jo universe too hard. Nazis and niggas freebasing cocaine! Can’t wait to see what Jo Jo do next
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