25 | they | i write (heavy gore, necro, piss, emeto, bugfuck, noncon etc) stuff | 18+ | DONT QUOTE RT MY WIPS/FICS | no lolisho | no omegaverse | NO IRL SH/GORE
tender noncon. sweet noncon. licking off their tears and cooing in honey voice noncon. slow and gentle but never stop when they beg noncon. clean them up after as they continue to cry noncon. kiss their forehead and promise (threaten) to never leave them noncon.
βhow old are youβ back in my days minors were responsible for their online experience and did not harass nsfw artists after they viewed explicit material they agreed to and disliked it
service creep is such a good trope. its the gentle noncon for me. the absolute and utmost conviction they're in love. the complete lack of self awareness. the one sided obsession. christ. the delusion that the victim loves them back. the "im making you feel so good arent i"
"some people use dark content to cope with trauma" i use it to cope with my massive dick. my huge cock. oh god its so big please help me. i have to write gorebugfuck about it or i'll die.
asexual a/b/o but not in an angsty way, more of a "i'm in rut right now and if i lose the sight of my mate for longer than five seconds i will eat the couch cushion and CRY"
noncon somno where the person being nonconned hovers just between asleep and awake and the person nonconning them keeps shushing and cooing them back to half-sleep every time, saying they're just having a nice dream, nothing to worry about, just enjoy it, close your eyes-
unfortunately my favourite steddie dynamic is chronically bitchless oblivious virgin eddie who thinks steve is tragically straight so he pines from a distance. and steve is trying to fuck him. he's trying so hard but eddie is so fucking stupid
i need eddie visibly freezing and saying 'what the fuck is happening' out loud when steve makes a move on him. steve is Confused 'you were flirting with me' 'yeah?' 'so im reciprocating' 'okay...? wh- hUH-' put him out of his misery for gods sake
shut up shut up i love a came back wrong trope i love empty eyes and dangerous smile i love βarenβt you happy to see me, sweetheart?β i love the persisting smell of rot and death i love a little too sharp teeth and a too strong grip i love a came back wrong trope
"i am not letting you watch me use the toilet, rut or not" "but i need to protect you" "FROM WHAT" "the toilet snake" "the toilet- GET OUT FOR ONE MINUTE"
you tagged cock s!ut. cock s!ut?? what the fuck??? why are you censoring only one word of the entire phrase. who is it for. same energy as writing f*g in the body of the fic. if you cant handle the heat. get out of hell. what the fuck
since itβs doing numbers:
im not saying minors canβt be uncomfortable with viewing nsfw content or that itβs their fault if they see in accidentally. im saying they absolutely cannot harass the creator about making said content and they shouldnβt engage with it on purpose
corroded coffin guys: how does it feels to be the most hated man in hawkins?
eddie: in the town full of hicks and reaganites i wear the fucking badge of honour
corroded coffin guys: what about the rumours you're in love with steve harrington?
eddie: WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT
"its soo weird that there are like full ass adults in fandom spaces like there are minors here as well!! yall are so creepy" have you ever been on a bus. a grocery store perhaps. or even just out and about. you wont believe who's also there
shipping isnβt about looking at two characters and going βwouldnβt it be nice if they datedβ itβs about picking two at random and going βwouldnβt it be fucked if they were doomed by the narrative together and also had anal, recreationally?β
/i/ think steve should try to make amends with eddie for his king steve days except eddie believes in eye for an eye so he hatefucks him over the drug deal table in the woods while calling him a f*ggot <3 and steve comes so hard he blacks out <3
people looooove to say "we need more weird art/fic/literature" and then someone makes weird art/fic/literature and the same people go "ew. ew ew ew. degeneracy and moral bankrupcy". cogntive dissonance so outrageous you'd think someone disconnected your brain hemispheres
this doing some numbers huh. itβs almost as if. minors should be held accountable for generating their own online experience if theyβre using the internet unsupervised
the best of enemies with benefits is realising that they ruined you for anyone else bc no mutually romantic relationship will ever give you that intoxicating coctail of hate, anger, adrenaline, and humiliation while your enemy dirty talks you into filthy oblivion
dub/noncon with an extremely intoxicated but lucid partner. they dont know whats going on but they're soft and pliant and every time they become a bit more aware and resist you just shush them and pet them back to between asleep and awake and carry on
steve: im flirting with you
eddie: what is going on
steve: did you hear me? im flirting with you
eddie: maybe we're just bantering
steve: eddie listen to me: im. flirting. with. you
eddie:
eddie: YOU'RE FLIRTING WITH ME?
hanahaki but the flowers grow violently, twine around your organs and bones and squeeze viciously and tint every breath with pollen, stems and buds breaking through your skin making you bleed until you're completely consumed by the flora the same way you're consumed by your love
steve: can i say something and you promise not to get mad
eddie: i guess
steve: /whispers/ i fucking hated that demon head tattoo on your chest im sorry
eddie: STEVE-
steve: WHAT, WHAT, YOU SAID YOU WONT GET MAD
sometimes noncon/dove fics where the abuser solely focuses on victims pleasure/orgasm is so much worse...something uniquely awful about feeling physical pleasure against your will...
hawkins housewives forming a munson fanclub cinematic universe my beloved. truly. the unbreakable bond between a bunch of housewives, a man who knows how to fix a sink and is polite, and his weirdo nephew who loves the mom gossip
beast taming aspect of monsterfucking is absolutely essential. the apprehension on both sides. the developing trust. the smooth transition into codependency. the βyouβre the only motherfucker in here that can hold me backβ. the βi will kill for you. please ask me to kill for youβ
the sexiest thing a man can do is smile wide with blood in his teeth after getting his head bashed in and maybe even having his brain splattered across all nearby surfaces like confetti
βminors should not be in adult created spacesβ and βnot every adult talking to a minor is automatically a predatorβ are both true at the same time but like if youβre a child on the internet donβt talk to me. not bc iβm dangerous i just donβt want to talk to you
the 'call off your attack dog' type of devotion is fucking IT. the willingness to discard ones own humanity to become the dog, the sword, the weapon, the willingness to crawl at their feet, to be collared leashed and muzzled, to be nothing but an object for them to wield
eddie: can i hold it when you pee?
steve: no
eddie: PLEASE
steve: look me in the eye and promise me you wouldnt try to get it in your mouth like a dog with a garden hose
eddie: you know i cant promise you that
steve: exactly. get out of the bathroom
/whispers/ and then never touches him again instead mouthing the slur every time they see each other across the grocery store or when steve picks up kids from hellfire and it makes him chub up every single time
fellas is it traumatising to watch your crush beat someone to death and then coerce you into getting fucked in front of the corpse forever destroying any romantic fantasy you might've had of them with the realisation they're dangerous and insane and will never let you go
true love is steddie having matching cpap machines bc steve's nose was broken and not set right and eddie is a mouthbreather by the cruel twist of fate. cant break up with this man he saw me wearing the Oxygen Octopus
βauthors enjoy getting comments on their fics no matter what they are aboutβ and βsome comments you could really save for yourselfβ are statements that can and should coexist
since i am the ONLY work in this particular relationship tag i get to pick the ship name. themβs the rules. so weβre stuck with birdbrain. iβm a pioneer at least on ao3. i really like this please read this
sukuna: iβm bored, start an argument with me
yuuji: gojo sensei likes megumi more than you do
sukuna: you know what i was joking but fuck you for real
honestly? slow burn brocon. fuck me. the drama. the escalation of inappropriate feelings. the self loathing. the goddamn "touching pinkies is almost as intense as full on sex". the ultimate accepance of the fact they're both fucked up. come on. slow burn brocon.
some girl just crashed into me and we both didnβt know what to do so we called our dads and weβre just standing here holding our phones together so our dads can talk to each other π§π»ββοΈ
tumblr porn purge literally wiped out decades of the most vile fandom porn youβve ever seen and thatβs why nowadays fandom kids arenβt equipped to deal with it. like iβm convinced thatβs what happened here
for every vanilla fic tagged dead dove we simply must write another, absolutely depraved fic, to balance out the scales. they cant win. i can do this shit with my eyes closed
everyone is allowed to have their own personal taste but i think the top moaning and groaning about how he's gonna get the bottom pregnant when the bottom CANT get pregnant is hotter simply because of the desperation and delusion
love the trope of steve finding out eddie's unkissed and going 'thats so weird because you're so hot' and eddie is like 'steve thats a gay thing to say' and steve is like 'no its NOT i can appreciate a HOMIE, pLATONICALLY-' DENIAL IS A RIVER IN EGYPT YOU ARE GAY STEVE
i dont appreciate using dead dove as a catch all tag bc the range of dead dove is absolutely insane. it can mean someone is drinking piss in a consensual setting but it can also mean someone is fucking a corpse. you cant just. slap it on instead of actual content tags
we as a society progressed past the need to pretend cannibalism as an act of passion and devotion hasnt been depicted in art and religious text for centuries. come on guys. body and blood of christ. dionysian madness/ecstasy. this is not new. let them eat flesh
just stumbled upon a fic using a smut scene from a different fic i've read word for word. checked the other fic bc what the fuck right but it's the same author. never seen that before. no shame in the smut game, sometimes the material is so good you have to use it twice
βeddie is steveβs bisexual awakeningβ now i know you did not just disregard the back breaking hard work billy hargrove put into maintaining the intense homoerotic tension between him and steve harrington like that
the big downside of fanfic/ao3 going kinda mainstream is that ppl will go into tags and see something that in grand scheme of fanfic is like. nothing. and they'll freak the fuck out. grow up. "not the MPREG" are you stupid. you gentrified a/b/o. no one wants you here. leave
oh i am overcome with the sugar daddy steve and his eddie baby on his arm at an important event wearing suit jacket with a bare chest underneath and the collar of pearls, eyes lined in black and smeared from crying as steve fingered him in the car right before the event
no one is gifted with shit, you think i woke up one day with an angel fucking my brain giving me the gift of being good at /squints at my ao3/ putting anime men through extremely creative sexual torture? hell of an angel that must've been
you think bat eddie is just walking around with his little bat weenie out 24/7 until robin makes him wear tiny bat panties bc she refuses to look at him naked bat or not
i AM thinking abt creepy school counselor steve offering eddie a shoulder to (secretly) cry on abt getting tired of not getting accomodations to help him pass his classes. i AM thinking abt the gentle hand on his back slipping lower and lower...
very into the babysitter choso and hot dad ceo sukuna. choso is a broke kinda creepy college kid and sukuna's son is weirdly attached to him. every time sukuna comes back home to yuuji tucked into bed and choso waiting for him he wants to bend him over the kitchen table
hawks is fucking creepy. he flies. he looms. HE FLIES. HE CAN FOLLOW YOU FROM ABOVE AND YOU WONT FUCKIN KNOW. HE CAN PROBABLY SMELL YOU FROM A FUCKTON DISTANCE. YOU ARE NOT UTILISING HIS BIRD OF PREY INSTINCTS ENOUGH. CREEP AND STALKER THAT MAN
thinking "would this character say this in canon?" when writing fic dialogue and then realising i am the father the son and the holy spirit and my word is the law