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@rabidrosier

1 year

💀 — cal’s thread masterlist.

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@rabidrosier

2 years

@wasarobber she’s the reason why sapphics can’t live in peace without being fetishized, like wym you think it’s weird your ex-bf didn’t want you to kiss someone else?

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@rabidrosier

2 years

@shereeny the gasp i let out ,,

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@rabidrosier

2 years

sirius black.

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@rabidrosier

2 years

“regulus black is the casanova of the slyth—“ NO YOU’RE WRONG IT’S BARTY CROUCH JR

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@rabidrosier

1 year

barty is relaxing, barty couch. barty got hit, barty ouch. barty feels lazy, barty slouch. barty is annoyed, barty grouch. barty is hiding, barty crouch.

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@rabidrosier

1 year

barty being like “welcome to my mojo dojo casa house” and it’s a jail cell in azkaban.

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@rabidrosier

2 years

thread of marauders era characters in those barbie poster things, a thread — 🧵

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@rabidrosier

1 year

the lgbt in that exact order.

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@rabidrosier

1 year

@timeslain “ex-oomf committed a crime..” “wtf omg who??” “dms” LIKE WHAT.

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@rabidrosier

2 years

a few of my favorite unhinged wednesday cast comments

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@rabidrosier

1 year

single father barty taking care of his daughter — a thread.

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@rabidrosier

1 year

🦇 — how i perceive barty crouch jr; a thread.

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@rabidrosier

1 year

“hey, i’ve compiled a list of places we could visit during the weekend!” “barty, stop.” “we could go to the beach, or the nearby town,” “barty.” “how about the museum, more to your liking?” “barty, listen to me.” “what?” “you need to stop pretending i’m still here.”

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@rabidrosier

1 year

single dad barty meeting single dad evan, a thread.

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@rabidrosier

10 months

🦷 — how i perceive my favorite loser, regulus black: a thread.

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@rabidrosier

2 years

it’s gonna be so fucking hilarious when regulus editors start using scenes of timothee as willy wonka.

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@rabidrosier

2 years

silly guy.

⚡Adelaida ˢᵗᵃʸ

@ola_cha

2 years

The most comfy chair in Hogwarts #wolfstar #siriusblack #remuslupin #themarauders

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@rabidrosier

1 year

all his boyfriends died tragically, and his parents are awful and insane so..

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@reynlord

1 year

god gives his hardest battles to his sexiest and most unhinged bisexual baddies

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@rabidrosier

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barty: so you’re just.. mentally okay? like, your parents are fine and healthy? james: [nods] barty: wow. barty, moving closer and curiously tilting his head: what does that feel like?

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@rabidrosier

2 years

“two tickets to the barbie movie, please.”

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@rabidrosier

1 year

the amount of times barty and evan have woken up to the sight of luna creepily standing at the edge of their bed, staring at them like a hawk.

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@rabidrosier

2 years

@milesandshi why does he look like a school chair im so upset

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@rabidrosier

1 year

hear me out.

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@criminalplaza

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“hear me out” and its the hottest person youve ever seen

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@rabidrosier

2 years

[regulus and peter playing chess] pete, moving a piece: checkmate. regulus: that’s an illegal move. pete: i don’t care, checkmate. regulus: but that’s not at all how the queen moves! pete, getting up: that’s how this queen moves, checkmate.

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@rabidrosier

1 year

them.

friend bot ☆

@friendb0t

1 year

spider-verse friend + ever after high friend

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@rabidrosier

10 months

when farm boy evan rosier meets city boy regulus black.. — an au thread.

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@rabidrosier

2 years

@eggpathy they just choose to ignore the “exclusively” part when reading the definition of lesbian

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@rabidrosier

2 years

bartylus just hits in a way that jegulus doesn’t. i think it’s because of james’ lack of father issues.

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@rabidrosier

1 year

regulus was the type of kid who owned this thing and NEVER shared with the other kids.

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@rabidrosier

2 years

i love this thing.

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@rabidrosier

2 years

barty impulsively deciding to confess to regulus at 4 am in the morning, running to his house and knocking on his door, then going “heysoiknowwehavebeenfriendssincechildhoodbutihavebeenhidingmyfeelingsforalongtimeandi’vedecidedthatnowisthetimetotellyouthati’minlovewithyouokbye”

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@rabidrosier

2 years

THE sirius black fancast, i’m telling you.

juniper ✰ - check pinned

@kutgawa

2 years

louis seriot MY SIRIUS BLACK

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@rabidrosier

1 year

luna standing all creepy by barty and evan’s doorway, holding onto her starfish plush, and going “i threw up.”

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@rabidrosier

1 year

regulus is the type of person to blurt out the most horrific and terrifying fun facts when the room goes silent.

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@rabidrosier

1 year

evan asking barty “do you even love me anymore?” and barty just looks down at the ground without saying anything oh my GOD.

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@rabidrosier

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@rabidrosier

2 years

need a friendship like these so bad, nmlnm and nwlnw duos are the best.

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@rabidrosier

1 year

i have yet to see a completely accurate fancast of remus lupin.

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@rabidrosier

1 year

evan: you are the most jealous man i know. barty: you know other men? evan:

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@rabidrosier

2 years

regulus black doesn’t know how to smile with his teeth, he looks like this 😬 if he attempts to do it.

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@rabidrosier

1 year

barty in this fit would EAT.

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@rabidrosier

1 year

actor!rosekiller being casted in a romance film together. when they finish filming the movie, barty dms evan saying, “so what are we?”

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@rabidrosier

1 year

the ship the fallen one

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@fushieternity

1 year

"the ship the shipper" , "the ship the hater" how abt the ship and the person in the ship who FUCKING DIES

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@rabidrosier

2 years

rosekiller taking care of luna and being amazing uncles, a thread — 🧵

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@rabidrosier

1 year

name a marauders era character that wouldn’t serve cunt at the met gala.

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@rabidrosier

2 years

dorcas: where’s your top from, reg? regulus: italy. dorcas: huh? barty: dorcas, glacing at barty: dorcas, looking back at regulus: oh. dorcas, covering her mouth: OH !?!?!

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@rabidrosier

1 year

rosekiller.

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@robdjarin

1 year

Me and who?

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@rabidrosier

2 years

the black siblings and their lesbian best friends.

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@rabidrosier

1 year

this is actually how evan realized he had feelings for barty.

Mhuyo | LONDON MCM

@Mhuyo

1 year

ok free template for everyone, png link below go nuts yall

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@rabidrosier

2 years

no matter who james is paired with, he will always be “just ken.”

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@rabidrosier

2 years

aroace pete but in the way where he makes the most sexual and inappropriate jokes, yet when it comes to actual sex he’s like “ew.”

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@rabidrosier

2 years

bartylus broke up, and during barty’s grieving process, he made regulus and himself in the sims 4 and forced them to get married.

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@rabidrosier

2 years

modern au!regulus being a chronically online weirdo that likes energy drinks, is sleep deprived, and enjoys analogue horror.

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@rabidrosier

2 years

regulus: in my country, we have a saying; stay away from men with excessive facial hair. barty: for real? regulus: no. you dumb fuck. regulus: everything i say is bullshit, but you believe me because i have a french accent and i never smile.

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@rabidrosier

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@moralgrey

1 year

i’m sorry i moaned when you held a knife to my throat and threatened my life, it will probably happen again

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1 year

“did we make it?” “not a chance.”

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@rabidrosier

2 years

they kiss on the down low.

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@rabidrosier

1 year

regulus has such a bad staring problem yet he can’t make eye contact with people even if his life depended on it.

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@rabidrosier

1 year

barista barty would be the type to misspell customers’ names on purpose when labelling their cups.

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@rabidrosier

2 years

to make boring people angry, here’s a thread of james and barty hcs ! — a silly, cute thread 🧵

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@rabidrosier

2 years

they kiss on the down low.

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@rabidrosier

1 year

barty with luna.

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Behold, my favorite trope.

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@rabidrosier

2 years

barty, leaning against the doorframe: you come here often? regulus, in his pajamas, holding a mug full of warm milk: yes. this is my house.

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@rabidrosier

2 years

mfs on mtwt post pictures of hickeys, people holding hands, random pieces of art, and bloodshed then caption it “wolfstar.”

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@rabidrosier

2 years

minerva: crouch, what are you doing out of the dormitories, it’s 3 am in the morning. barty, in his mind: play dumb. barty: who’s crouch? barty, in his mind: not that dumb!

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@rabidrosier

1 year

they’re so THEM.

tegan 🦷

@autisticstevie

1 year

“am i too much” “yeah but you’re my too much”

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@rabidrosier

1 year

barty got kicked out of debate club for telling the opposing side to die when he wasn’t quick enough to think of a good argument.

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@rabidrosier

1 year

nuh uh. fym nuh uh.

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@rabidrosier

2 years

idk how people don’t get bored of the “sirius finds out james and regulus are dating, and it’s the main angst plot point of the two’s relationship” trope.

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@rabidrosier

1 year

when barty, dorcas, and regulus were younger, they used to be the most heinous and evil group of children ever. they’d cause drama and pit people against each other, they ruined friendships.

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@rabidrosier

2 years

barty and evan’s lock screens.

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@rabidrosier

1 year

what your favorite marauders era ship says about you except i get weirdly personal and biased about it — a thread !

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@rabidrosier

2 years

barty crouch jr being evan’s hopelessly devoted worshipper.

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@rabidrosier

1 year

🎬 — so, what are we? a rosekiller fame au socmed. evan and barty star in a movie as a couple. despite them having different opinions of each other at first, the chemistry on set starts getting more real as they continue to film together.

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@rabidrosier

2 years

@PaintyPaints i identify with this silly guy

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@rabidrosier

1 year

barty asking regulus “are you okay?” while reg is dying in his arms, and reg sarcastically goes “yeah, i’m pretty swell at the moment.”

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@rabidrosier

1 year

the category is best friends to lovers.

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@rabidrosier

2 years

@J3GULUS THIS, IT GENUINELY PISSES ME OFF SO BAD LIKE WHY CAN’T YOU JUST SAY IT OH MY GOD.

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@rabidrosier

1 year

barty walking into regulus’ dark ass room and seeing him just laying there, hoodie on, no pajama pants, just boxers with his phone in his hand. he asks him what he’s doing and regulus says, “i’m watching the entirety of frozen 2 on tiktok.”

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@rabidrosier

1 year

slytherin game night except all you can hear is everyone screaming and yelling all in different languages.

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@rabidrosier

2 years

the 70s slytherins show affection to each other using insults and degradation.

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@rabidrosier

1 year

i. i can’t breathe.

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@rabidrosier

1 year

look at my parents.

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@rabidrosier

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barty: what’s 10 x 10 again? sirius: regulus: sirius, turning to regulus: you could’ve picked anyone else to be your boyfriend. regulus: says you, you’re dating james. james, struggling to peel an orange:

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@rabidrosier

1 year

[opens bartylus fic] “barty would NOT say that..” [keeps reading anyway]

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@rabidrosier

1 year

barty making a whole ass celebration for his mother on mother’s day, but giving jackshit to his father on father’s day.

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@rabidrosier

1 year

pov: evan rosier.

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@rabidrosier

2 years

marauders era characters moodboards based on how i see them — a thread 🧵

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@rabidrosier

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regulus and sirius deciding to trick the 70s slytherins and marauders by switching places for a week.

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@rabidrosier

1 year

they’re together in hell in my eyes.

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@rabidrosier

2 years

barty taught regulus how to play the sims, and reg proceeded to play for 2 days straight.

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@rabidrosier

1 year

look at my parents.

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"Look at my parents " and it's just some fictional characters

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1 year

barty wanting to look cool and mysterious but he can’t stfu.

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@rabidrosier

1 year

sugar daddy james potter and her sugar baby, barty crouch jr.

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@rabidrosier

2 years

@4willbyers this has to be satire LIKE

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@rabidrosier

1 year

loving evan isn’t enough, i need to become barty crouch jr.

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@rabidrosier

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barty and evan’s daughter acting tough on her first day of kindergarten when evan dropped her off, as if she didn’t care if her dads weren’t going to be inside the building with her. 1/3

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@rabidrosier

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tom holland and zendaya but for mentally ill people who hear voices.

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