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@r0cketbaws

2 years

His brother Lucas helped my performance once or twice

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2 years

Rangers have made a further addition to the first-team support staff with Jack Ade joining from Liverpool as Head of Performance.

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3 years

There were 26,000 people mixing in Glasgow less than a month ago so you can get fucked, I'm out for a swally on Saturday

Covid in Scotland: People urged to cancel Christmas parties

Public Health Scotland said a number of outbreaks caused by Omicron were linked to Christmas parties.

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They are all on the new drug thats hit Aberdeen, kenfitamine

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@r0cketbaws

3 years

Thought it was a KKK gathering when I looked across 🤣🤣

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@r0cketbaws

1 year

@fesshole When you asked for fuel money did she say "diesel do"

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@r0cketbaws

2 years

David Goodwillie has played 121 times over the last few seasons for Clyde and was their club captain last season. Why was there no outrage then?

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@r0cketbaws

3 years

Humza Yousaf appears to be getting jumpy about about #ResignHumzaYousaf , so nobody please tweet anything with #ResignHumzaYousaf in it.

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@r0cketbaws

2 years

It's been a funny old week, the SNP have gone all Royalist and Celtic fans hate nonces.

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@r0cketbaws

2 years

Well done the Celtic support for your 45 minutes silence for Her Majesty. You got there in the end 🇬🇧

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@r0cketbaws

3 years

He comes from Zambia 😂

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@r0cketbaws

6 years

Lorne sausage supper. It's a game changer 👍👍👍

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@r0cketbaws

2 years

Only one man scored against Real Madrid, Bayern Munich, Eintracht Frankfurt and Stirling Albion this season 🤣

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@r0cketbaws

3 years

@Biola_Odz @SkySportsPL As a Rangers supporter Id say you're in for a shock if you think Ashley is going to come in like some knight on a white charger to inject cash into your club.

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@r0cketbaws

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Oooh Aaaah, Canada, Oooh Aaah Canada

Ireland Football ⚽️🇮🇪

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Defeat against Canada sees us exit the World Cup They gave it everything 🇮🇪 #COYGIG | #FIFAWWC

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2 years

If you're an adult who stands outside the ground after football matches to shout abuse at opposition players from behind a police cordon you really need to re-evaluate your life 🤣

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@r0cketbaws

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@zanderhunskelpa This you mate?

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@r0cketbaws

1 year

I think Fashion Junior had a line at half time 😂

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@r0cketbaws

4 years

I wonder if Scottish nationalists are still as fussy at refusing produce with Union Flags on them now that the supermarket shelves are emptying? 😂😂

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@r0cketbaws

3 years

"Rangers new strip, white"

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@r0cketbaws

2 years

Imagine all the people watching footage from Ibrox last night thinking "I've got to experience that" and end up at a game next season with Ross County parking the bus and the bloke next to them shouting "fuck sake Tav" for 90 minutes 🤣🤣

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@r0cketbaws

1 year

Mind when they said "Don't vote for Kate Forbes, she's a religious fanatic and not very liberal"

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@r0cketbaws

2 years

Just found out one of the tims at my work had a grand on PSV to win last night 🤣

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@r0cketbaws

3 years

Oswald's new bouncers

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@r0cketbaws

3 years

Does the Daily Record employ anybody who isn't a Celtic supporter?

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@r0cketbaws

3 years

@DailyMailUK Hold on, you're meant to open windows indoors to help airflow and now they're saying airflow helps spread Covid? 😂

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@r0cketbaws

4 years

@GrahamSpiers She talks very highly of you as well Graham, she said "as a trained gynaecologist I know my fannies but Graham definitely is a proper one" 😉

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@r0cketbaws

3 years

Why do all the "anybody but England" mob always support an English club side? 😂

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@r0cketbaws

4 years

I hope Nicola Sturgeon has a good birthday and spends it with the love of her life. Or Peter 😉

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4 years

Dear SPFL, only one of these is a pdf file

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4 years

Am I reading this correctly, people in Glasgow can't meet in each others houses but can meet in a swimming pool? 🤔

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@r0cketbaws

3 years

The Lyon team bus, as a 56 year old I'll say "not clever, doesn't do our image any good". As a 20 year old I'd have been the boy with the spray can

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@r0cketbaws

1 year

Note to self, don't use Condor Airlines for a European away trip

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@r0cketbaws

2 years

When you vote SNP and then find yourself arrested under the Hate Crime Bill that you thought was just for Rangers supporters 😉

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2 years

NEW: The 22-year old woman who was arrested after holding up this anti-monarchy placard at St Giles' Cathedral has now been CHARGED “in connection with a breach of the peace", @PoliceScotland confirm. Will appear at Edinburgh Sheriff Court at a later date.

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@r0cketbaws

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@RadioForthNews You wouldn't get tired of kicking that face

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@r0cketbaws

3 years

This is what really offends those moaning on twitter today

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@r0cketbaws

4 years

Is a barbecue in my back garden with all my friends in attendance in memory of George Floyd allowed under lockdown rules?

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@r0cketbaws

3 years

What Michael Stewart is really saying : "Im uneasy with believing Rangers because I hate them"

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@r0cketbaws

1 year

@BreenyStone West Ham and Millwall firms joining up to go to Dundee is a fucking belter 😂😂

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@r0cketbaws

3 years

Spot the difference

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@r0cketbaws

2 years

Tim at work more or less stopped talking to me altogether for about 4 months last year, now he wants to stop and chat about football today. I havent mentioned the ten in a row tattoo he had to get covered up for a while either...😉

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@r0cketbaws

3 years

If Leigh Griffiths plays on Saturday it will be the biggest roasting a Dundee player has had from the Rangers support since Tosh McKinlay. I nearly felt sorry for Tosh that night. Nearly bit not quite 😂😂

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@r0cketbaws

2 years

@PetrolheadB In other words they said anything to stop you boring them on a night out

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@r0cketbaws

1 year

A short story 🤣

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@r0cketbaws

3 years

@StuartWelsh4 I'd take an Afghan if there was one looking for a home. Last time I looked it was all Staffies and Lurchers though

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@r0cketbaws

5 years

And they're off! Not a German in sight either 😂😂

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@r0cketbaws

6 years

@nickfthilton @Ourssyndicale I had a similar ordeal at Tesco yesterday, my contactless card wouldn't work while trying to pay for a couscous salad and I had to endure typing in my 4 digit pin code. I'm glad to say my finger has recovered and I'm none the worse after a nights rest.

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The wee cunty linesman saw her off 😂😂😂

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2 years

@planetjedward Fanny

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2 years

How did this go? Asking for 5 million friends

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1 year

@ScotNational I'm running an independence fighting fund, if anybody wants to donate my PayPal is fleecingthegullibleagain @hotmail .com

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@r0cketbaws

5 years

In the last 24 hours the Scottish press has reported that trouble at the Celtic game was caused by Hammarby fans (dubious) and that Rangers have been hit with a third charge by UEFA (incorrect). This is what happens when Tims with typewriters write the news.

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@NicolaSturgeon @moneillsf @MaryLouMcDonald Nicola Sturgeon moaned about somebody eating cake during lockdown but didn't seem to mind this

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2 years

We've got Harry Styles, Hagi, Kemar Roofe and Bassey

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@r0cketbaws

4 years

Just saw John Hartson on BBC news goin on about the risks of heading a ball in training. John, I doubt it's as risky as this

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@r0cketbaws

4 years

Has anybody associated with Celtic actually come out and said "obviously this is not the way we wanted to win the title" or are they all actually shameless cunts? 😉

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@r0cketbaws

2 years

My 13 year old son has started talking like a South London "Roadman", calling people "bruv" and "cuz". Here ya wee fanny the only time you were in London was a wedding when you were 2, don't give us yer pish 😂😂

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5 years

Absolute scenes when theres 2000 Rangers supporters at the top of this cliff 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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3 years

Can I just say here, Andy Walker is a fucking idiot 😂

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3 years

@Ian79931146 Chased by two old boys 🤣🤣🤣

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4 years

@Daily_Express Is Bruce Willis busy at the moment?

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6 years

Police Scotland kettling Rangers, Celtic and Motherwell supporters. Could have probably done with some of that last night

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2 years

Suspicious item found in bag at Glasgow Airport. Unconfirmed reports are that deodorant and soap were found in the hand luggage of a passenger wearing a Celtic tracksuit and football top.

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Michael Beale upholding the traditions of Bill Struth and the Gallant Pioneers today for the second Partick goal. There was nothing wrong with Tillman's goal but Rangers FC have standards. Let others come after us, we welcome the chase 🇬🇧

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2 years

@Ross_Greer Ross Greer, making the case for the First Past the Post election system one tweet at a time 😏

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4 years

Last night outside Scotland's national stadium some men flew a banner in support of a terrorist organisation which killed a journalist. Scotland's Justice Minister @HumzaYousaf who is currently championing a bill on offensive behaviour hasnt seen fit to mention it. Why is that?

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Americans : "We ended up with Donald Trump as president, nobody could end up with anybody worse?" Scotland : "hold my Tennents"

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@BernieSpofforth @CounsellMitch A picture paints a thousand words

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6 years

I've sang the Sash in the Jungle

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3 years

I dont think Janey Godley should be cancelled because of tweets she made years ago. I think she should be cancelled because she is about as funny as a boot in the balls.

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Jimmy Bell after scoring against Alashkert and Celtic this week 🤣

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@bIurt99 Boy looks like he's on the way home from a rave and stopped off to buy some chewing gum only to be caught up in a fracas in Tesco 😂

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I'm not a very emotional kind of guy, I'm from dour Highland Presbyterian stock where emotion isn't shared that much but I'm not afraid to say I've had tears in my eyes more than once today. Amazing tributes from Ally McCoist and Steven Gerrard among others.

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@sarnot37 This you mate? 😂

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@JamesMu19560690 I prefer dirty orange masonic bastard myself, just rolls of the tongue. 😀

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@queensferryice1 @B4ZZ_B0W5K1 Seen a few rockets though 😂

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@tonykstanley @BendyBen999 I've had unconfirmed symptoms last week, I didn't use my free will to pop out for a coffee and cake because I didn't want to kill somebody's granny.

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Just met that Celtic full back 😂

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@PintsDrank A good pint of Tennents is a wonderful thing, regardless of what the beer snobs say. The Devil's own pishwater in a can mind you

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@ScottishSun "shag me Declan", "hold on Bernadette I've to post "there is no Old Firm" one more time"

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@FieldMarshall85 24 Hour Party People

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@TimWhitemore @sportbible Traumatised? She's just seen her football team beaten, if you think that's traumatic you must have lived a sheltered life.

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Nicola Sturgeon lifting the Stay at Home Rule but saying people should stay in their local area. Easy to see she doesn't drive, the roads are full no matter what time you're on them 😂

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@HumzaYousaf I didn't think driving uninsured while acting as Transport Minister could be beaten but I think it's been surpassed today 🤣🤣

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@tommymain1 @_lippylipez_ It's clearly Tims New Roman

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@scotfax @DavieTait @NicolaSturgeon "I assume a certain level of intelligence", says the First Minister who had a Transport Minister who couldn't insure the car he was driving.

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3 years

Poland v Slovakia now. Not a chance of getting a plasterer

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@JohnSmithWHU Frankfurt beat you home and away mate, pipe down 🤣

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@r0cketbaws

6 years

Well done Hibs on winning the SPL, Champions League and Eurovision Song Contest

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Look at Neil Lennon! 😂😂😂 He runs on the pitch to celebrate Hibs' late equaliser! 5-5 😱

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@ilirmetazyrtar "We've drawn some pub team called Bodo Glimpt Declan, Im booking for the final" 🤣🤣

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Outstanding dig from Ally there "first man to score a hat trick in a World Cup Final and all three over the line" 🤣🤣

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@ScotNational You mean the Tories, even after Brexit, Boris Johnston, Party gate and Liz Truss took a seat from the party that is on the eve of delivering Scottish independence? Surely some mistake? 😂

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This came up in my Facebook memories from 4 years ago. That's a shocker of a stadium 😂😂😂

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A Celtic Spokesman reading out the statement banning the Green Brigade 😉

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@Juliest101 Bloody flag shaggers 😂

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@thecasualultra That's the furthest he's run since the last time he spotted a Gregg's

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3 years

No easy draws in the champions League but if we can't get past Malmö, Olympiacos and Lugdgorets we don't deserve to be in the group stages

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Iona Fyfe is a talentless wee boot who's best ignored. Block, mute, block again and ignore, like Sutton and Spiers. Your life will be better depriving her of the attention she craves

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@GaryLineker Gary, 8500 people pay a compulsory TV licence to cover your wages so spare us this talk of avarice

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@magnusllewellin When Rangers played Brondby the Irish pub in the centre of Copenhagen made a fortune, as did the Scottish one round the corner. I'd expect most pubs in Seville, Irish or tapas bars will be the same. Most Irish pubs in mainland Europe are about as Irish as Mick McArthy anyway 🤣

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@adamtranter @CounsellMitch Queen and Guardsman on a postbox where I live 🤣👍

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