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13 days

@menghanyurkan Like... ANY PERSON FORCING ANOTHER PERSON INTO SEX IS RAPE. Gender and relationship don't matter at all - if there's no consent, IT'S RAPE. Why would that be hard to understand?

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@girldrawsghosts I like how even at the end, when he fights John, he seems really resigned, and is only doing it because he feels he HAS to since John killed his son. It's clear he doesn't want to, and doesn't expect to win.

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@MsUngovernable "Parents pretend to kidnap their daughter to teach her a lesson" Hello, CPS? I need to file a report...

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@womenpostingws There are two kinds of people: "I had to suffer - it's not fair if you don't." "Nobody should have to suffer like I did." He's the first, she's the second.

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@ask_aubry She should totally make a roast! Provided her oven is big enough for him to fit in.

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7 months

@TXWomenRESIST "Expulsion before it's able to survive DOESN'T NECESSARILY MEAN IT DIES" Um

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6 months

@ErinInTheMorn I could be wrong, but if a cis woman was intentionally showing off her naked body in the women's locker room, and basically sexually harassing strangers, she'd probably also be in trouble. Like... it's the behavior that's bad, not who the person is.

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1 year

@nikicaga ... Ian thinks that cis girls have no hair on their faces?

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7 months

@LordAslanThe2nd See, it's funny, because he's so afraid of being called racist that he won't use the word black. SIDE-SPLITTING! The only accurate part of the comic is the black dude looking confused/annoyed/suspicious in the first panel.

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4 months

@DreamLeaf5 It's almost like the problem is predators, not "all trans people"

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9 months

@_celia_bedelia_ Surely there's no reason to ask an older teenager personal questions they might be afraid to answer in front of their parents *without their parents around!* How ridiculous!

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@feminemi1y "I know all about C sections and female fertility," says person who can never get pregnant and is not a doctor

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@Kissmyazz24 "...dude, is this a thing you regularly do to other men...?"

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4 months

@MorganJerkins Now, I have put pots in the fridge before. Sometimes it's just the best way to do it, depending on pot size and how much food is left and etc. But I wouldn't pretend like "she didn't explicitly say not to" was a good reason to do it.

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@RightWingCope "If it hasn't happened to YOU, then it hasn't happened" This tells you a lot about the worldview of people like this.

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5 months

@girldrawsghosts I mean Trans women are women So I'm pretty sure he's still straight

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8 months

@ask_aubry He thinks ABUSING HER is FUNNY. Girl. Get out of that marriage. Ideally by benefiting from "till death do us part."

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1 year

@TheRightCant Remember when that dude launched a bunch of atheism at a music festival in Vegas?

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5 months

@ask_aubry The best possible explanation is that he dumped it at a shelter and is refusing to tell her, and I suspect it's less humane than that. If this isn't a red flag for future DV then I don't know what is.

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6 months

@InkMasterbator Now, let's consider that trans people are AT LEAST 1% of the population. The number on the right *should* then be at least 30. So it seems like trans folk are actually far less likely to commit one even when accounting for demographic size.

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@ask_aubry They lied to hospital staff and caused her so much stress she had to get an emergency C-section. An apology from them is nowhere near *enough,* but it's definitely owed.

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1 year

@ConSelfOwns Why do they keep thinking we were the ones who changed Uncle Ben, Aunt Jemima, and Land O Lakes? The only mass outrage about those happened from people complaining about the changes.

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3 months

@ask_aubry It's just that little bit worse because it was disguised as something helpful.

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4 months

@KennyGesserit So weird that not a single one of them hit the windows. I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

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9 days

@DomainDead People like this *always* have trans women's genitalia on the brain. And they don't get what that says about them. Also: how dare this woman who's a skilled archer, climber, fighter, and survivalist have *muscles*?! What kind of sense does that make?

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3 months

@ask_aubry Their very first time having sex, and he shattered her confidence on purpose. What a great boyfriend. 😑

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1 year

@Sefirosu200x @TheRightCant I'm pretty sure the post was sarcasm.

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1 year

@ConSelfOwns "I'm gonna complain about how much it sucks being a woman on the right, but also here's an antisemitic dog whistle"

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4 months

@ask_aubry It is *SO TELLING* that he won't lay out what he said. That pretty much automatically means he's in the wrong lol

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2 months

@ask_aubry At an absolute bare minimum, HE should have called her a ride or paid for an Uber, and then stayed in contact with her via phone or text until he knew she was safe. Bare. Minimum. Girl, he doesn't care about you if it's even a slight inconvenience to him. Get out.

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@ARubyLotus Imagine looking at a story involving rape and incest as a form of conversion therapy and thinking "good job, rapist!"

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1 year

@TheRightCant Accursed environmental regulations! When will they stop hampering our giant robot superheroes? ... what do you mean, we don't have giant robot superheroes?

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10 months

@ask_aubry Holy shit, what the fuck. She just had a whole-ass human being PUSH ITS WAY OUT OF HER, let her rest her body until she feels she's ready. It's not complicated.

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1 month

@ask_aubry Did he seriously respond to "this isn't your country" with "it's my world"?!

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10 months

@ask_aubry That is NOT a merely platonic relationship. If it was, he wouldn't be hiding it or putting her happiness over his partner's.

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8 months

@LordAslanThe2nd "Literal child murdered by transphobes" is more accurate, but then they might upset people, and we can't have that.

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3 months

@iamharaldur I can explain it: They're transphobes, and transphobia also hurts c1s women who aren't "feminine" enough, or who are even *suspected* of *possibly* being trans. It's really that simple.

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1 year

@MidnaMoonlight @terminallyOL If you have a fascist and a collaborator sitting at the table, then you have two fascists sitting at the table.

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10 months

@nyx_nyx_nyx_666 "We can always tell. Well, usually. Pretty often. Frequently. About half the time. Sometimes. Occasionally. Almost never-- Look, would you just shut up and let us be transphobic?!"

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1 year

@TheRightCant It's hard to express regret through six feet of dirt.

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9 months

@RightWingCope I guess if you're a mom who cannot produce breast milk for whatever reason... let your kids starve...?

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1 year

@StopTweetingMia I'm wondering how he didn't recognize the leading lady of two INCREDIBLY iconic movies.

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4 months

@ask_aubry "Does anyone know what I should do?" Contact Whole Man Disposal Services. Then find someone else, who won't tell you what to do with your own damn body.

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3 months

@_celia_bedelia_ If he wasn't gonna wrap it, he could at least have taken it out of the box and put it in a damn gift bag. That's *even less* effort than wrapping, but it still shows a bit of thought.

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5 months

@girlziplocked How has he made it to adulthood without EVER hearing about Edible Arrangements, 1-800-Flowers, or anything similar? How has he, apparently, never ordered anything online or even ordered a goddamn pizza before? Because ordering flowers isn't any harder than that.

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11 months

@TakesAppalling Pretty sure this actually IS an improvement on what usually passes for comedy from that crowd.

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@Gritty20202 "Sure, I'll be on call at all times. Hope you're ready to pay me all that overtime!"

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9 months

@Kissmyazz24 Not sure whether "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" or "be careful what you wish for" is more accurate here.

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1 year

@AroundHereProbs @jessiegender That's a pretty accurate summary. It explains what the hell Zelda is doing on this list - a surface level reading is "man swing sword, kill obviously evil monster, save princess" which yeah, I get it.

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@vitt2tsnoc I try to tell men that saying "not all men" is entirely useless. Women *already know* it's not all men. They don't need to be told. And if you DO say it, you come across as defensive, suggesting that you ARE one of the bad men.

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3 months

@shesbonky Also like What if you've had a stroke or facial scarring or something and literally can't smile?

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@DeeDeeTheVamp @girldrawsghosts True. I'd categorize his son under that umbrella too, though - a mob boss' son is murdered and he does nothing, he'll look weak and vulnerable.

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@ask_aubry Jesus chicken-fried Christ. It's not like she was just being picky (although a boundary is still a boundary!), *she was literally recovering from surgery!* If someone asks you to be careful around their WOUND SITE, you're supposed to listen!

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1 year

@TheRightCant Now, he is right about one thing. For men like this, being confident, funny, and interesting would be EXTREMELY hard work.

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2 months

@ask_aubry It's okay to ask a teenager to look after their younger siblings *sometimes,* if it's really needed. But it's NOT okay to *obligate* them to do it on a regular basis.

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2 months

@The14thDemon I don't get framerate snobs. If it runs at least 30, it's fine. Maybe, *MAYBE,* it matters for people who play competitively for money. For everyone else, it's just being pretentious.

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@tiredgrapes I can confirm that "cute" is not the word my wife used to use when I would go multiple days without showering and sit stewing in su*c*dal ideation.

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@ask_aubry I have ADHD and sure, it messes with my impulse control. But sexually assaulting a child isn't an "impulse."

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1 month

@vitt2tsnoc Not all men, but *too many men.*

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7 months

@LordAslanThe2nd That's not how I remember the ending of Ghostbusters 2.

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11 months

@DreamLeaf5 I guess I'd better stop hugging my preschooler so I don't turn one or both of us gay. He'll be sad, but he'll be straight.

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8 months

@ask_aubry "I want to cheat on my wife with someone who RESPECTS me"

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29 days

@Transphobes_Ls_ And let's not forget that when you tell a TERF their anti-trans rhetoric also harms c1s women, they refuse to believe it.

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7 months

@LordAslanThe2nd "It's your job to bully your kids" Hello, CPS?

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7 months

@ask_aubry When your child. Has grown into an adult. You need. To let them. Live their own lives. Why do some parents not understand this?

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1 year

@theworstkirst @TheRightCant Okay that got a laugh from me

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2 months

@CaelanConrad Oh, right, I totally forgot about the Olympics hosting Women's Kindness Punching, where you're only allowed to gently tap the parts with padding on them.

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@MizShannonS "I'm not a bad person" Correct. You're a *terrible* person.

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1 year

@halomancer1 Did this person somehow miss that you can make a male character and pick he/him, or a female one and pick she/her, and then just go about your business? Do they think you HAVE to play as a trans person?

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@OnlyAWorldAway This kind of reminds me of something I read in a time-travel story once. "I actually went back and assassinated Seighart Lorenz." "Who?" "Exactly. I thought I'd stopped an atrocity, only for a failed artist from Austria to do all the same shit."

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@ask_aubry "I told him several times that I won't accept sex instead of communication" And he didn't fucking listen. She's NTA.

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5 months

@DreamLeaf5 So there's this book I read where the antihero protagonist buries someone in sand up to their neck, then pours orange juice all over their face, and a trail of it to a nearby anthill. For some reason, reading these guys' posts made me think about that.

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1 year

@ask_aubry When you've been telling her for TWENTY-FIVE YEARS that you didn't want kids, then yeah, it's pretty problematic to suddenly change your mind and break up with her over it.

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10 months

@ask_aubry It will never stop being hilarious seeing men complain that women never enjoy sex. And they NEVER realize what they're saying about themselves.

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2 months

@vampireskwrl That face makes her look about 9 years old. Yeah, that's a pedo talking.

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11 months

@halomancer1 Also, like... I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that Oppenheimer is just a movie, and therefore probably didn't commit any war crimes.

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3 months

@blknightwing What they're missing is that bear attacks are so rare that they easily make the news, whereas SA by men against women...

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4 months

@RightWingCope Candace Owens has a vagina. I do not. Despite this, I obviously know more about how a vagina works than she does.

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2 months

@questionableway Lab-grown diamonds aren't subject to the artificial scarcity of natural ones, thus depriving the De Beers cartel of their monopoly and making them slightly less disgustingly rich! (You didn't say it had to be a good or compelling argument.)

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6 months

@ask_aubry They think the woman in that picture is FAT?! 🙄

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7 months

@BadMedicalTakes Does he think trans men aren't capable of bearing children...? I mean I personally know a "seahorse dad" in real life.

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@slipperygoblin How dare you not have absolutely perfect skin with no blemishes or cellulite! What are you, a fucking HUMAN or something?

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@ItsMrsRabbitToU Just watch America Ferrera's monologue from Barbie and you'll have the explanation.

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11 months

@RightWingCope There's a lot to unpack here. First, the idea that a 12 year old being pregnant is a GOOD thing, and that she should carry to term. Second, the idea that anyone is "targeting kids with abortion," as if we're advocating for underage pregnancy to advance a pro-abortion agenda. (1)

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@Esqueer_ Even a broken clock... 🤷🏻

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2 months

@MinModulation It's intuitively and obviously true that every person who believes that molests puppies. I don't need a source.

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1 year

@Rogue_Jedi_Theo @TheRightCant Pssh. Obviously she should give the kid up for adoption or abandon them. Totally in her control.

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10 months

@ask_aubry "I AM RACIST, CONTROLLING, MISOGYNIST, AND I BRING SO LITTLE TO THE TABLE THAT I CAN'T EVEN TALK MYSELF UP. CALL ME!"

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@RightWingCope I understand that some men have a creepy, disgusting tendency to lust after barely legal girls. What I don't understand is their insistence that they speak for all of us.

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10 months

@ask_aubry The backstory doesn't even matter - if your partner tells you something you're doing is hurting them, *you stop.* It's that simple. Failure to do this means you don't love them or respect them.

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@_celia_bedelia_ "Okay but WHAT IF this ridiculously specific and extremely unlikely scenario happens to you? ANSWER ME!"

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@DreamLeaf5 It's wild to me that her image has been used to make fun of "overreacting liberals" when she was ultimately right to react so poorly - several times over, even.

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@xgigglypuff There's a reason that the guy who figured out how to make milk safer ended up with the damn procedure named after him. It's almost like it's a really important scientific achievement.

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@ask_aubry Man, that kid has been through too much. Last thing she needs right now is a stepdad who openly doesn't like her and wants her gone.

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@RightWingCope Obviously, not EVERY homophobic GOP politician is a self-hating closeted gay. But we know for a fact that Grindr usage skyrockets during the RNC.

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@ask_aubry Today I learned that sex with men is somehow necessary to provide women with adequate nutrition. I guess someone should start a charity for starving lesbians...?

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@ask_aubry She's not a "servant," she's an EMPLOYEE. They should get his boss to start clicking their fingers at him, see how he likes that shit.

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@ask_aubry Does he actually think that if a women was *watching porn videos* in public, people would find it "cute"?

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@phweber1 @TheRightCant Because [something something 6th grade biology] WOKENESS BAD

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@TheBreakingRprt @RightWingCope A man who has repeatedly, openly, directly called for political violence against his opponents *absolutely deserves it* if political violence happens to him. It's that simple.

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