hitting the slay button but literally the bitch in the pizzeria tried to fight me she went โjust so you know ppl do spit in ur food when u donโt tipโ and I was like โwhat??? I tipped 30% are you saying I didnโt tip???โ And she said โI didnโt see that. Just a word of adviceโ OK.
I love when men are like โif I was a girl I would just sell my body and only date millionairesโ babe youโd be on twitter getting called mid and live tweeting ur yeast infection like the rest of us. Please relax
being from Jersey is so stupid. One time I was on a date and I asked if he wanted to get the galamad and he was like what the actual shit r u talking about. I shakily pointed to โcalamariโ and he thought I literally couldnโt read
bitches with adhd be like. Ok perfect my credit card is under the couch and my glasses are in the fridge everything seems organized. And then someone moves ur scattered belongings to where theyre supposed to be and u canโt find it and u have a mental breakdown
so jealous of this dude I went to high school with he dropped out senior year LMFAOOO to pursue his minecraft youtube career and everyone dogged on him including teachers and now heโs literally. A fucking billionaire. Good for him
my bodega man played me this guy was in there buying something and he was all mad he was getting asked for 20 more cents so he cursed and my bodega man went โaye not in front of the beautiful ladyโ and the hostile turned to me and went โIโm not with this white bitch i donโt careโ
TIPPING DISCOURSE PROHIBITED. DONT CARE. Not the point. My immune system is CRACKED I hope she spit in that shit I needed a booster shot of germs I literally dgaf and Iโll tip 30% again
I am a terrible influence the girl I manage is this 20 year old angel and she dead went โI always see ppl yell at you for doing bad things and you just say โtee heeโ and they let u off the hook so I started doing itโ im teaching the girls how to weaponize cute girl syndrome
most normal plain looking man: oh youโre trouble ๐ bring that kitty over here baby girl
alt looking men: youโre giving off bpd vibrationals and my therapist told me to stop banging girls with irreversible damage, sorry
Iโm literally rigid in this pic sksksksks. Iโm going back into my hoeless cocoon I donโt think my future husband would use dating apps I think heโs too busy playing WoW with Internet friends heโs had since he was 8
men drop to their knees when I say I have curly hair but straighten it every day like itโs the worst thing they ever heard but theyโve never met a Sicilian before like this is what a Italian girlie looks like with no hair product no heat tools with even a shred of humidity LMFAO
men on h!nge be like โsomething thatโs non-negotiable for meโฆ supporting walkable cities & socialist living modelsโ bro stfu this is so performative and corny
want a bf but thought of dating makes me want to kms. like I donโt want to run myself through the saw mill of awkward dates and horrible sex with some random freak man. Like why do I have to waste my time and relinquish my body just for โthe chanceโ at finding a partner torture