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me and jamesina should swap bodies for a day freaky friday style
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1 year
I feel like i’m in a nightmare rn
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1 year
this is the most insane thing of all time omfg……… called aziraphale gay and crowley homeless all in a single tweet
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Crowley is living in his car, but also rent-free in Aziraphale's head.
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i’ve come to a conclusion
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1 year
i already knew this but it’s good to know for sure xoxooxox
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1 year
season 3 sneak peek
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1 year
wdym why? just look at her
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10 months
i think about this every day if you even care
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5 years
retweet if you - are a lesbian - support lesbians - want lesbians to stop being invalidated - love the new lesbian flag - think all lesbians are valid no one will know which one you picked! #PrideMonth
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my family watching me explaining prisoner of why the marauders azkaban deserved better
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1 year
no bc aziraphale was like “i wish i could to the professional magic shop” and crowley was like “well u are a professional” and they went to the magic shop and aziraphale almost broke everything and crowley was standing there and aziraphale said i trust you more than anyone
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1 year
crowley is so boyfriend here. i love her
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1 year
and if the bright red crowley bus crashes into us
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1 year
omg the catalan cover of good omens is stunning
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1 year
i love how aziraphale at least pretends to have a human job. crowley’s just vibing
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2 years
this is literally stede meeting ed and his crew 😭
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2 years
i can’t get over how this shot in ofmd looks like the realistic bits of spongebob
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1 year
i know i tweeted about this before but this bit had me CRYING #ofmds2spoilers
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1 year
tears are coming out of my eyes
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2 years
a library of that size and yet stede bonnet cannot read the room…
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1 year
#ofmds2spoilers #OFMD2 #GENTLEBEARD : my love, mine all mine…
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1 year
doctor who s2e4 is like the doctor: i just snogged madame de pompadour 😝😝😝😎😎😎🤩🤩🥳🥳😉😉😉🥰🥰😘😘 rose and mickey back on the ship:
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1 year
this is just crowley’s daily schedule
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dan the man
2 years
LESBIAN OFMD FANS WON TODAY
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dan the man
10 months
Hi im doing a series where i draw aziracrow. starting off with garden of eden
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1 year
ABBA???? HIM LISTING THE AWARDS HE’S LOST????? IMMEDIATE RHYS CAMEO??? THE 1 SECOND CLIP OF TAIKA???? IM GAGGED
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Inspired by a true story that pretty much actually happened. @TaikaWaititi 's NEXT GOAL WINS, only in theaters November 17th. #NextGoalWins
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1 year
im sorry this is the craziest thing of all time #ofmds2spoilers
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1 year
stede bringing ed breakfast in bed because he saw doug do the same for mary……. and that’s what love is………. ok ok ok ok ok
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reminding myself of this. Repeating this as a mantra. so that i don’t go crazy. #ofmds2spoilers
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aziraphale & crowley ⭐️🫶
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1 year
this is what happens when u get gay kissed
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what type of fucking witchcraft is this
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1 year
#ofmds2spoilers im sorry this is INSANE
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2 years
there is no way the bbc wrote “a late-night confrontation threatens the future of Stede and Blackbeard’s friendship” in the description of episode 9 😭 WHAT
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1 year
ed wanting to be mad at stede 🙁 but he loves him more than he hates him 🙁 and he misses him 🙁 and he wants them to get MARRIED 🙁
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she really said “THIS is what BLACKBEARD had us RAIDING SHIPS over????” #ofmds2spoilers
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oh shit he’s stede like stede stede #OFMDS2Spoilers #OurFlagMeansDeath
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#ofmds2spoilers "THIS TATTY OLD THING?" VS "OH, THIS NEW THING?" ARE YOU KIDDING ME
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it’s a joke to YOU
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2 months
idk if this is real but if it is, it’s good to see a politician publicly praising two lesbian musicians (chappell roan and bruce springsteen)
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comms team: we have to have chapell roan *somewhere* on this summer playlist….for the kidz tim walz: ok! but the rest of this list is mmeeeeeeee💯🎸
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me leaving hbomax hq with ofmd s2 up my ass
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what a kind and compassionate soul
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2 years
be the fanartist you want to see in the world #ofmd
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2 years
just had a vision of roach fanart in a lucy-from-peanuts style booth saying ‘the doctor is IN’ and i think this may be the best thought i have ever had
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#ofmds2spoilers THE FACT THAT THE MOON IS WAXING 😭😭😭😭😭 NOT FULL YET BC THEY’RE NOT FULLY READY… THEY’RE TAKING IT SLOW BUT THEY’RE ALMOST THERE… THE LOVE IS THE ONLY THING THAT PERSISTS
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my life has not been the same since i found out neil gaiman said this would be crowley’s favourite velvet underground song, so here’s this:
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babe wake up the bbc edited ofmd to an olivia rodrigo song
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spirit halloween is really running out of costume ideas…
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vianton moment
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3 years
i can’t stop thinking about this video of taika trying not to laugh during wwdits
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i need to put these two in a room together and see what happens pt 2
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3 years
shadow and bone fans that make fun of harry potter fans are so funny. like, that’s your cousin
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2 years
🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS: JESSE PINKMAN FROM HIT TV SHOW BREAKING BAD IS IN THE WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS EPISODE TITLED FREDDIE
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not me winning a scholarship to oxford for writing an essay about remus lupin . . .
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@FilmUpdates his name being “and ken” 😭😭😭
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@AZIRACODED frantically messaging neil gaiman rn
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ok but what possessed rhys to say this
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#ofmds2spoilers ed: on the brink of death stede:
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society if hbomax promoted ofmd like prime video promotes good omens
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#ofmds2spoilers oh he is down HORRENDOUS
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imagine if crowley and aziraphale kiss and then crowlry askd aziraphale to run away to china with him and aziraphale says yes but he actually goes back home to his wife mary because he
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shawn🍉 || do it again 🥂⭐🌌 •retired•
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no but seriously what if Good Omens 2 ends with Crowley and Aziraphale separated
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oh btw theyre going to kiss on the lips bc they’re in love
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me travelling back in time to the 1960s to go to a beatles concert
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this is me btw. so when ur being mean to me this is who ur being mean to.
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edinburgh, real life footage i found x
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2 years
Anyways how the hell is lucius alive
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if taika says that is the order of the gay flag colours then THAT IS THE ORDER OF THE GAY FLAG COLOURS
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3 years
physically shaking as i am typing this
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1 year
#ofmds2spoilers the song playing over these two scenes is the same one btw 🥹
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10 months
aziracrow and backshots 💙
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4 years
rip remus lupin. you would’ve loved hozier
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Stede Bonnet has arrived at the #Oscars !
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I JUST MET RHYS BUT I DIDNT HAVE A PEN ON ME SO HE JUST SIGNED MY NOTES APP OMG HE’S SO LOVELY😍😍😍😍👍👍👍 #RHYS
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you're a monster. a plague. you defile beautiful things. #ofmd
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aziraphale in the edinburgh minisode: dear diary, today crowley looked soooooo good
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2 years
SPANISH JACKIE IS IN S2 🚨🚨 EVERYONE WAKE UP
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3 years
“what a great friendship!” the friendship:
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1 year
YES NEIL ‼️‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
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2 years
jacinda ardern visiting the ofmd costume designer’s studio was definitely not something i was expecting and yet here we are
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the final line of ofmd is “maybe the flags we oured are the deaths we meant along the way”
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he’s thinking “am i really about to say this”
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sobs
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#ofmds2spoilers this bit absolutely wrecked me 🥹
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and with a musical interlude please
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@queercrowley can u draw no nightingales
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ofmd is the most unserious show on planet earth but it’s also deeply emotional and it speaks very poignantly of love and queer relationships in the same episode where a guy eats his own toe and that’s exactly the type of duality i crave in media
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Finally, an LGBTQ+ series with no drugs, sex, or alcohol & hardly even a swear word. It was just a sweet, innocent, coming of age story about friendships and first love. The one so many of us have desperately needed for so long
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#EDSTEDE : i’m still in love with you on this harvest moon…🌛<3 #ofmds2poilers #OFMD2
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10 months
anything for my fans xxxxx
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@queercrowley Can you do a roman one please. pelalse. please
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rhys said his favourite muppet is gonzo because he’s from another planet and rhys relates to that
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not joking when i say that i think about this potentially every day of my life
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60s one x
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10 months
Weow my drawings blew up while i was asleep here’s another one. working hard right now on a new one with everyoen’s fqvourite shoebuyer bildad or whatever . I know it’s not in chronological order it’s ok xx
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another one b4 i sleep x
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Hi im doing a series where i draw aziracrow. starting off with garden of eden
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I OFFICIALLY GOT INTO UNIVERSITY!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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1 year
#Ofmds2Spoilers FINALE SPOILERS. WE GOT THE FULL LETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE SAYS HE’S STILL A BIT UNCLEAR AS TO WHY ED WOULD LEAVE THEM FOR DEAD “OR PERHAPS THAT WAS JUST AN OVERSIGHT”
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@h4ppym0nday this is just like the 2019 hit film Yesterday
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@tuppaware_art LESBIAN PIRATES CASTING IS REAL
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THERE IS VIDEO EVIDENCE OF THIS NOW. im cackling. also want to hide in a cave from embarrassment.
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i told him “i love the jacket” and he went like “ooh thank you” and adjusted the collar
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