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10 months

christian b @le on his weight loss for the machinist

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@jeecalz yes queen trigger me

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3 years

@POSHESTSPICE the balenciaga one should be a crime it was already minimal and now it doesn’t even look like it should be a logo

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8 months

my desk is nasty but merry christmas to me , she’s so pretty 🥹🩷

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@applrby @nicmakesmepoop right? she still looks skinny here but like omg

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@egirlfren ur body will be like,, omg, you didn’t feed me processed garbage for three whole days 🥹🥹🥹

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@sl33p1ng_ if i logged it i fucking ate it. every last cal

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@mirubunnie tbh i feel like r*bbing every location would be more impactful than boycotting 👀

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9 months

@pinkk_corpse a little but prob not to a normal person. but i love how your side is so cute and organized n the rest of it looks empty w some leftovers 😭

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10 months

@famishedfairy ikr, this is her xiaohongshu acc

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3 years

@lbscore i mean obviously she’s lying but i’m pretty sure all of us here know that that’s not true, so at most she’s sabotaging edtiktok which we usually love, and this popping up on kids fyps is so so much better than all the disordered triggering content

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10 months

@devsnewpaper lowww but they need to fit my waist, ass and hips right or it’s a mess

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3 years

@starvingbimbo extra tip: microwave the brownie for just like 10 seconds and then throw it on top of the icecream shit is phenomenal

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10 months

@vanillasoymlk “i do not support genocide” after giving your money to a company that’s going to use it to…. support genocide

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3 years

@subrexic diagnosesd

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9 months

@pinkkgranola @Milarexia @un_changement i promise unless you are in fact allergic to latex (if so you can get latex free ones) it won’t feel different for you. if the man you’re w refuses to use one he’s not worth pussy. an abortion or child birth sounds painful

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3 years

@thinpriviIege @50kcaIs i just wanna know the point in not finishing the salad just to eat all the other shit

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3 years

@PissInUrMouf omg this makes me so happy the last time i saw someone talk about her they said she was dead. i’m so glad to see she’s doing well

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8 months

@earthangelem and it’s literally not even 400 cals for the whole thing. like girl this is a MEAL not a snack do u take me for a toddler?

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10 months

@ellasmith51720 @IiK3_wHaT seems like she needs to up her intake cause why is a bio teacher not taking height/muscle etc. into account

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3 years

@iNomFags i’m gonna start saying grace over diet coke and cigarettes

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11 months

@sapphirecaIs she gets some good point across but most of her content is made as if it’s targeted towards 10-12 year olds

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10 months

@milkiskcal person that made this tweaking cause why is the higher end of each type of frame, higher than the low end of the larger frame 😭

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2 years

@frailbone @nympheacals @visibleribz @tokkical no, the tweet before was right. the juices do technically contain calories i’m pretty sure but if you aren’t literally drinking the juice in large amounts it’s not doing anything to your intake

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8 months

@lexiabug atp i think they’re all in on a big joke or smth like i just don’t get it

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8 months

@sergphobia shape is ok for beginner, but to keep it real, if it straight up looks like it has no chance of smoking without a lot of extra effort i can’t bring myself to give it more than a 3, keep it up tho you can just practice rolling over and over again w the same weed or random herbs

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3 years

@rencors @cigdiet

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3 years

@illseeyouthere1 @fireflycals plus like disabled doesn’t mean unhealthy? at least her organs aren’t suffocating 😭

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3 years

@urfavoritepixel wait this was a universal experience

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11 months

@shutupandstarv my friend worked at our local dunk!n’ that i hardly went to and posted a tiktok about there being maggots in the latte machine. mentioned it to her a couple weeks after and was like lol that’s smart to get less orders and she was like no there has been maggots in there for months

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10 months

@mirubunnie @nullsentiments this is definitely true. i think it also has a lot to do with insecurity, like you’re with someone you know could be with pretty much anyone they want and even though they chose you, you constantly need validation from anyone you can get it from

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2 years

@m1lfsp0 @ifyouhavetoast which way did you smoke them

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11 months

binge urges? grab someone sexy and one of these puppies

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8 months

@paperskinny how tf do you even have this much time to eat and drink at work, id guess that she made all the drinks herself too like are you working a 12 hr shift at the slowest dunkin’ ever ??

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8 months

@pharmacygrl i could’ve lived my whole life without ever seeing those fkin toenails

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3 years

@bl0wmybra1ns0ut because for how rice cakes taste it should be illegal they’re more than 10

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3 years

someone please kidnap me and just leave me in a basement with a bunch of bottled water for 2 weeks and then dump me somewhere that’s like an hour walk to my house

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3 years

@gnsanity actually jokes on you my ass crack is so short that i’m insecure about it because i feel like it starts too low on my ass and makes it and my lower back look weird 😎😎

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11 months

@lovelyxobunny a literal goddes in the flesh i am quaking

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1 year

@eIanaya @femlita that gives you your answer, in a month you’d spend the money you get in return for carrying a child to term and going through labor or possible c-section. all the complications that could occur, do you think that’s worth it ? i hope this person wasn’t asking you bc they expect it

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3 years

@miffyhatescals 14, but im kinda hypersexual and wanted to for a long time and even pretty much planned on losing it at 14 since i was like 10 and even then i don’t think i was actually ready. if you’re worried or feel like you need to that is absolutely not the case at all, take your time

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8 months

thinking abt the time i was sitting IN THIS MANS CAR at the mcdonald’s drive thru and he asked what i wanted, i said just a small vanilla milkshake, he orders 5 seconds later, orders his food and then goes “and a medium strawberry milkshake” like thanks shawty but r u ok????

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9 months

@bambieilish @IHYSLVT at the very least he should be fired, i hate to say this bc of the implications but i lowkey hope if police investigate they find something worse and put him away. if there’s still no update on his situation rn tho i think you should ask your counselor to change your schedule

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10 months

@kandixrated @famishedfairy oh girl…

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4 years

@marmorealmisfit @CARTIERCALS and look how her hair looks messy and stuff in the first one and then looks really pretty in the second one i bet they did that shit on purpose too

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4 years

i wanna be like bonespo almost deathspo skinny but also with really toned (small) muscles but i feel like that’s basically unattainable

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8 months

when i’m making my cats dinner

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79-year-old diver and this fish have been best friends for 30 years after he nursed her back to health.

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9 months

@spekktaclz @soresecrets good cause it’s triggering but if you have a normal healthy relationship w food and your body it’s probably not appealing in the slightest

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7 months

copying and pasting to my eyelids

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3 years

@urinekcals Im pretty dkinny

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3 years

@01d1et idk if she’s even technically a celebrity but is it wrong to say eugeni4....

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3 years

@kittxnw if you’re comfortable with doing it i think it’s fine, people could get triggered and stuff but they’re not like fresh so it’s not rly your fault and you might get some stares if someone notices but who cares they can mind their business

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3 years

@bmiwh0re 16/17 and you’re literally so gorgeous omg

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4 years

my dad just found my weed and cigs i wanna die

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3 years

@blushspo you helping him look for it

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9 months

@GingerAdd1ct @sapphirecaIs very recently saw someone explain how the act of cooking itself is what’s sexy when you act like the first guy you’re just trying way too hard and i don’t think i’ve ever read something more true here

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4 years

@_drainprincess tw // deathspo • • • • • this pic lives in my brain rent free

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11 months

@HYST3R1C4 @lilacknees like “y’all helping me count or just letting me down the bottle cause we could be here all night”

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3 years

@evyIuvsu i can stand it but only when they’re bigger than me and i watch how they look at my plate and my body and i know i’m gonna purge everything i’m eating anyways (heavily directed @ my stepmom)😁😁

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8 months

@lxvelyvivian @haehyuv very true but if u do the first one make sure you always burn the filter, you have no idea who smoked it and herpes sucks <3

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7 months

me taking my .5 oz vape out of the pocket of my 2 lb hoodie so i can weigh myself

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10 months

psa making your own coffee at home instead of going to starbs or dd gives you so much more control over how it turns out plus how much sugar and cals are in it

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9 months

@fatandfast1ng it’s lowkey easier to make up an excuse for what it is if someone notices i feel like. i told my doctor once cig burns on my hips were road rash from falling off my skateboard and she didn’t even pry😭

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11 months

@ropeses be careful baby my ex left me mainly bcs of this 😿

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8 months

@greyhoundass if you struggle w this a lot and are a regular user make sure you’re using a saline spray right when you’re done using even if you don’t necessarily feel like you need to, and id suggest trying a neti pot if you haven’t !

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3 years

my problem with this dude is that i don’t like him very much or even want to like him but he gives me weed and shrooms

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1 year

@sucralosekale massage, people are saying to use a gua sha and that’s a very good tip but you can also just use your fingers. i like to start a bit higher on my face and rub all the way down to my collarbones, focusing on my lymph node area. feels very nice if you do it while moisturizing!

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3 years

@loveynniks anamen*

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3 years

halloween costume 😜

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10 months

sorry but i will take my hand off ur titty if i can tell my dog is having a nightmare i need to soothe him

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3 years

@urinekcals well if that’s like the statistical population average bmr it’s because there’s way higher obesity rates than there were back then, it could also have to do with people being more active and the fact that back then everyone was like supposed to be super skinny

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10 months

finally eating a burger

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3 years

bodycheck cause i feel like absolute shit but at least my collarbones are kinda pretty rn

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3 years

@gowoncal @pleaseimcrying this is how feel i’m trying to stop cause it’s summer and i don’t want anyone to see it but i literally ceel like i can’t stop myself sometimes

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3 years

@sadgirldiet omgg i’ve done this before try not to be embarrassed dw too much when it happened to me the guy said it was normal 😭

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3 years

@urinekcals i hope someone tells them to drink vegetable oil

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9 months

he needa (Br)eak my (B)ack

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3 years

@skinnystoner69 “ur hot. i’m hot. meet me in the supply closet?”

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9 months

i rly shouldn’t have bought these but they’re so cute

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3 years

@sukknya omg dean wanna makeout

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3 years

hey babes found this on some pr04na site thought i’d share <3

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10 months

late start but - ☆₊˚⊹ november accountability thread ₊˚⊹☆

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3 years

@252cals OH WAIT.. holy shit that just made that line so much different

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3 years

is there like edtwt sugar daddies/mommies i want some diet pills for my birthday

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9 months

vent my moms memory is getting worse day by day and i’m getting so tired of being blamed for shit that i literally know she did with every fiber of my being, but i don’t wanna get resentful or be mean even tho she is cause i dread a day she can’t even remember who i am :/

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3 years

@444HAVEN i have a couple times it doesn’t really hurt, one time i cut on the back of my ankle and i accidentally did it really deep and it bled soo much

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10 months

i miss commenting “good job skinny” on everyone’s tweets but this isn’t 2020 edtwt anymore </3

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10 months

@ellacals_ going out on a limb n assuming that she uses her “intuitive eating” that she spent years ruining w her past ed so she just eats whatever she wants when she gets physically hungry or smth

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3 years

hey guys lol no longer in recovery

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10 months

@celestesbunni the way it’s moving this feels almost AI generated but you can tell it isn’t, the human body is an amazing thing

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3 years

@ryocals depression (not so much anymore tho) + ed + drug addict i literally feel like i’m actually rotting sometimes

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3 years

@gnsanity get taller soon <3

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3 years

@urinekcals i just wanna know why an egg why AN egg

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3 years

@iSTARVlNG the funniest part is how they’re saying how much they hate fatphobes but then saying that if they fed them til they were obese nobody would love them..

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3 years

@WonderingEureka @cvtcalz @lymdreams i definitely agree that they shouldn’t be on here but you can’t say “just go live your life” if they have an ed they’re still gonna have it without being on edtwt

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3 years

@eryx_x00 @acidkcal3 @jeonskgs i think they were grossed out by the way she showed it or smth like when a little kid shows you chewed up food in their mouth and their parents or whoever’s around says that

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10 months

i wonder if i’m toning my stomach at all coughing my lungs out off bong rips

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3 years

@ivyskcals fresh mozzarella, provalone and havarti

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3 years

@fentycals i cant tell if i hope this is or isn’t satire because on one hand i hope nobodies really this dumb but i also am crushed by the fact that someone could be this hilarious and they aren’t me or my bestfriend

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