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Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best Friend. Inside a dog, it’s too dark to read.

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@goldengateblond Hey look now I own it too, for free
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@DonLew87 @dlippman Women will die by the thousands, Brett (checks notes) had to skip desert.
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@EmmanuelAcho @Coach_Yac Yeah cause Bosa out here half assing his way to 14.5 half sacks lol. You sound like a fool.
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@AttorneyCrump How convenient they fired all the black people over a curriculum that never existed.
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@MasculineTakes I love Bourbon, probably too much. It is liquid love in a glass, but if your ass is on a beach and you don’t order something that looks like Kool Aid with a goddamn umbrella in it, get your head examined.
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@krassenstein The answer is simple, they aren’t press, remove their credentials.
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@TheRickWilson I am increasingly certain I may have to flee the country in my lifetime. I have said too much in too public a setting and the spoiled apathy on the left is going to allow Fascists to fully take over. I won’t be the first they come for, but my time will come.
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@Cosmic_Lion @mattgaetz He has too, he is party to treason.
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@bradbatt Nothing like cops to make a bad situation worse
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@FlyersNation Hartsy is ready to sign a one dayer next year to throw hands when the Ducks are in town. Lol
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@jtylerconway That is the defining characteristic of all of MAGA. He is just one of the more famous with a free platform.
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@ask_aubry Look at how evil that woman looks. It just radiates
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@ask_aubry It’s gettin kinky up at the church
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@ErinInTheMorn Musk’s protection of Fascists must have emboldened her. Usually she blocks anyone who calls her out like the coward she is.
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@briantylercohen Nothing like seeing the cliff, having a chance to turn and just hitting the gas.
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@Acyn Lol she ran from a hand puppet
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@Imposter_Edits Lol fraud….he is describing fraud like he came up with some clever loophole.
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@RpsAgainstTrump Yes, we don’t agree on much, but at least you can believe Liz has America’s best interest at heart. We disagree fundamentally on what those interests are, but at the very least I yearn for the days of an opponent who does the wrong things for the right reasons.
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@WUTangKids Was a killer show
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@BernieSanders Bernie, please stop. Democracy is on the line. For once stop and think about party unity if even just for a little while.
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@Jim_Jordan People succeeding despite your best efforts isn’t the win you seem to think it is.
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@CalltoActivism He doesn’t care about Florida, never has, everything he does is posturing for a national audience. Every resident of Florida could die for all he cares.
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@lindyli Every Republican accusation is a confession
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@abughazalehkat Points at the sign
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@EdKrassen Understand that they know this and they don’t care, this is an angle to start arresting anyone in their path for terrorism.
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@DashDobrofsky @AOC To be clear, he didn’t protest AOC, he sexually harassed her.
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@ErinInTheMorn Khyber Pass is a punk and metal institution…they aren’t to be fucked with by bigots and fascist…will see you out real fast.
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@DeathMetalV We need t-shirts
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@AubryAndrews Guys is giving women orgasms gay now? Christ I can’t keep up.
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@RpsAgainstTrump They are protected by the same thoughts and prayers as the children…should be fine.
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@RpsAgainstTrump Listen I don’t want unchecked liberalism for eternity, no party should be entirely uncontested. But the best thing for the country would be a through and crushing defeat for a huge number of Republicans to signal in no uncertain terms that they need to burn it down and start over
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@libsoftiktok Maybe don’t make up dangerous lies that might get people killed and you wouldn’t have that problem.
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@USConst_Amend_I There is an argument that doing it outside a synagogue ascends to the level of making a threat. The Nazi flag brings with it the implicit threat of murder which is illegal.
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@flexghost1 I think so. Is it a big win? Hell no, but you need to draw the line in the sand before we vote in the fall. Put them all on record.
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@libertycappy When you are too fragile for a line written in 1954.
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@AnObtuseGnome @StacyCaySlays Yeah what a nightmare these people cause by *checks notes* existing.
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@panelstopixels I think these 4 were peak looks for the characters onto with the Cyclops you posted.
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@DanPriceSeattle The flow path of the money. An Oligarchy is where the Government takes all the money and splits it amongst themselves. Here we have a plutocracy, our Rich simply bribe the government to rig the game in their favor becoming ever richer. Same results to be sure, but different flow.
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@fayemikah Oh the vibes…
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@adamconover You have to understand their whole personality hinges on the idea that an incel can become rich and buy women and Musk is their Patron Saint. It’s of no consequence to them that he was already rich off daddy’s blood money to start.
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@nathaliejacoby1 The judge is clearly there to protect her and not see justice done
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@OurSf49ers @mattbarrows You can always tell who the league wants to win. One gets outdoor practice in a monsoon…the other gets the actual facility the home team uses.
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@MaxEhfort No President ever, regardless of party has had anything to do with the price of gas. None. Ever. Period.
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@laurenboebert Said one of the largest spreaders of violent hateful rhetoric in the history of the nation.
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@Logically_JC They have a deep seated fear that what’s left of the old Republican guard will remember what honor and dignity are and leave them twisting in the wind. McCain serves as the most recent reminder of what they used to be.
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@Acyn Ahhh Tucker
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@dkxkee @OhNoSheTwitnt Didn’t she play for the Florida State Seminal Vesicles?
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@AngelaBelcamino Rush sadly, Geddy’s voice is like nails on a chalkboard.
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@ShawnaGretzing1 @LizLewisPhD Chiropractors and message therapists are valuable professions that do a lot of good. But both industries are rife with quackery, spiritualism and pseudoscience.
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@stacyhrae She said with completely access to the app and not a shred of irony.
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@GlennJacobsTN CTE really is a hell of thing eh Glenn?
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@jemelehill It wasn’t metal in the 90’s, it wasn’t video Games in the early 00’s, it isn’t Rap now. But hey never let it be said a politician issued a chance at a scapegoat. Sooo much easier the tackling poverty, inequality, corruption.
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@PDakkadakka @ShimermanArmin What a fun way to tell everyone you fundamentally don’t even know what Science Fiction is. You don’t like Sci-Fi, you like westerns with silver boots.
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@fayemikah “Furious typing”
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@nodqdotcom People are bitching but they clearly didn’t actually read it. He has a point. Ideally you don’t want to be over for a catch phrase, it doesn’t last. Getting over for being good and letting the catch phrases come organically is a more sustainable path. Catch phrases come and go
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@DonLew87 Yet we’re here a day later and no clarification on what it meant
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@MuellerSheWrote @roddreher There is no hate quite like Christian “love”
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@DeathMetalV I picked a hell of a day to stop sniffing glue
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@FlyersNation A Flyer does that and it’s a 3 game suspension
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@ask_aubry You spelled Cunty wrong
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@JoJoFromJerz Spaghetti O’s are best served at room temperature straight out of the can. Not warm, not cold. Just open tin, Insert spoon.
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@RogerZenAF And then everyone applauded me and threw money
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@Teri_Kanefield This trial has all the appearances early of being rigged. When you can’t put the definition of treason on record or discus what constitutes it…the fix is in.
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@matttadelphia It was over the minute they chose Alvarado
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@ask_aubry He said with a double chin, holes in his shirt and some how sweating despite sitting still.
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@HalSparks Sorry Hal but you are wrong, they are already deeply imbedded in our government, our media, and our houses of worship. It isn’t just the zealots at rallies, it is the ones that vote tribally no matter how vile their worst get. For every one that attends a rally thousands vote.
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@davenewworld_2 It’s a nation of self medicating because reality is a horror show and legitimate coping mechanisms cost too much. Even less destructive means like weed are taken away in favor of the approved substance. They literally drive everyone to the bottle.
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@mrj880 Put down the needle and pick up a book
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@ask_aubry They hate that she is smart and pretty, in their world you can’t be both.
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@ClayTravis Not that expect you to understand how the world actually works.
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@ToruYanoFanAcct My all time most underrated performer. Man I never say AEW should sign a guy, but damn man, gimme Claudio again.
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@iamgabesanchez Moment before she sent the tweet
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@scooperon7 @Esqueer_ This is what happened when the GOP tells the cult that education is evil.
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@ChudsOfTikTok The serial killer vibes just radiate off this
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