Paul Frank @pwgfrank Twitter profile

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Paul Frank

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6 years

BREAKING: The Toronto Blue Jays concede that they will not be 2018 World Series champions but ask for your continued support to prevent a Yankees/Red Sox majority.

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2 years

I don't like the Leafs being around the Blue Jays this close to the playoffs.

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2 years

Apple TV Sucks Probability: 100% #BlueJays

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1 year

For those who were wondering... I'M CANCER FREE, MOTHERFUCKERS (Go Jays)

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3 months

I don't know how Dan Shulman doesn't accidentally, periodically blurt out, "Jesus fucking Christ" on the air with all of the Blue Jays games he calls.

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2 years

I love you, Buck Martinez. Go kick cancer's ass and come back to us.

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2 years

Dan and Buck talking baseball and laughing like old friends, ahead of a turbulent time, is a beautiful thing. God bless them both.

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3 years

Sometimes I wish that a telecommunications giant would buy the Blue Jays and broadcast their games on television.

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

1 year

Lots of great items to bid on at the Jays Care Auction this year. 1. Smoke your weight in pot with Kevin Gausman. 2. A tickle from Davis Schneider's moustache. 3. Get blocked on a Twitter by Mike Wilner. 4. Strike out Paul DeJong. 5. Apologize to Yusei Kikuchi. #BlueJays

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2 years

Jamie Campbell is a national treasure. I feel that it's important to acknowledge this. #BlueJays

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2 years

I've been watching Kikuchi's last few outings very closely and I think I've discovered what his problem is. He fucking sucks. #BlueJays

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2 months

I can't believe the Blue Jays are so bad that they made Kevin Kiermaier not want to play baseball anymore.

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@pwgfrank

3 years

You know what this game needs? The Toronto Blue Jays. #ALDS

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

6 years

I give the other candidates credit for not ending every sentence with "you fucking idiot" after addressing Doug Ford. #ONdebate

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@pwgfrank

5 years

Let's be honest: Josh Donaldson and Bo Bichette on the same team would have been more swag than any of us can handle. #BlueJays

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

2 years

After much soul searching, I'm pleased to inform you all that I still love the Toronto Blue Jays.

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@pwgfrank

1 month

If there's concern that Daulton Varsho may not win a Gold Glove because he plays two positions, I have a very simple solution. Give him two Gold Gloves. #BlueJays

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3 months

Imagine being a GM of a Major League Baseball team. Now imagine you're a stupid fucking idiot. Now imagine you're such a stupid fucking idiot that you actually think that run prevention will carry you to the top of the AL East. Now imagine you still have a job. #BlueJays

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3 months

The Orioles only have the one hitting coach and look how good they are. Meanwhile, we have... - Vice President of Hitting - Lieutenant, Special Hitting Projects - Offensive Enthusiast - Bat Consultant - Edwin Encarnacion - Governor of Run Creation And nothing! #BlueJays

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1 year

I wish George Springer would start cheating again. #BlueJays

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@pwgfrank

3 years

FUCK THIS TEAM I'M NEVER WATCHING AGAIN SEE YOU TOMORROW #BlueJays

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@pwgfrank

1 month

Ross Atkins is good at: ✅ Trades Ross Atkins is bad at: ✅ Player Development ✅ Roster Construction ✅ Culture ✅ Coaches ✅ Analytics ✅ Push ups ✅ Calligraphy ✅ Karaoke ✅ Jenga ✅ Guessing how many jellybeans are in a jar ✅ Remembering which day is garbage day

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6 years

You know what? I'm happy for Rangers fans. After all these years, they finally have a World Series trophy... ...four hours down the road in Houston that they can look at. #BlueJays

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

3 years

Having Charlie Montoyo manage a team this talented is like feeding your steak dinner to a fucking raccoon. #BlueJays

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

2 years

Listen up, haters. Alejandro Kirk just scored from third on a triple! #BlueJays

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

2 years

Whoa there! Is this the SkyDome or a Costco?? Because it sure looks like Kirkland to me. #BlueJays

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Paul Frank

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2 years

Relax, everyone. Berrios has seven years to figure it out. #BlueJays

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

3 years

I understand that George Springer was able to feed himself on his own today. Definite progress. #BlueJays

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1 month

I just wanna say that I think it's asking a lot of Buck to babysit Dan Shulman's kid while he's off covering the Olympics. #BlueJays

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

4 months

I LOVE YOU TEOSCAR SORRY WE TRADED YOU FOR NO REASON OUR GM IS STUPID THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING 😍😍😍 #BlueJays

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

2 years

Remember kids: Every All Star vote for a Toronto Blue Jay sends a Yankees fan into hysterics.

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

2 years

ALL HAIL MATT CHAPMAN, BRINGER OF ICE CREAMS™️

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

4 months

I guess the good news is I'll be able to buy Blue Jays tickets for like a dollar on StubHub this summer. And I'll have a freshly renovated SkyDome all to myself.

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

3 years

Guys, I've been thinking. We should maybe try to win the division. #BlueJays

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@pwgfrank

1 year

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but I looked it up. As it turns out, you actually need to score runs to win baseball games. #BlueJays

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

2 years

BREAKING: Craig Biggio to adopt Santiago Espinal. #BlueJays

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@pwgfrank

3 months

You know what's fucked up? I'm gonna watch tomorrow too. #BlueJays

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

2 years

My Dad passed away in his sleep, sometime early this morning. He hadn't been the same guy since Mom passed in December. Here's a photo that we never got around to recreating. Love you forever, Pappy.

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Paul Frank

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4 months

Welcome back, Aaron Sanchez! As long as we're turning back time, how 'bout we lock up John Gibbons and Alex Anthopoulos while we're at it. #BlueJays

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

1 year

Cool. Alex Anthopoulos' team just clinched their division. How the fuck did we get stuck with the stupid bunch a fucking nerds that run this team? #BlueJays

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

2 years

Eternally grateful for Pat Tabler and The Basketball Man, on the night after the Apple TV shit show. #BlueJays

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

3 years

YOU MAGNIFICENT, TRIPLE HITTING, TAGGING UP AND SCORING, PINEAPPLE HEADED FUCK #BlueJays

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@pwgfrank

5 months

OK...I think I fixed the team. 1. Move Wee Little Varsho to CF. 2. Davis Schneider to LF. 3. Leave Kiermaier on the bench but he's shirtless, oiled up and flexing the whole time. Absolutely everyone's gotta be on board with this. #BlueJays

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@pwgfrank

2 years

Whit Merrifield is, hands down, my favourite antivaxxer. #BlueJays

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

2 years

Please know that, whenever I say that I'm mad at the Blue Jays, I don't mean Santiago Espinal.

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

2 years

A Jays win and Rays loss today would eliminate Tropicana Field as a possibility. Failing that, we could always burn it to the ground.

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

2 years

If Santiago Espinal is not in the starting lineup tomorrow, I'm breaking out the angry bongos. #BlueJays

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

3 years

The Rangers are really trying to get back into the Postseason in a hurry so that they can lose to the Blue Jays.

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

3 months

Well, I certainly hope none of the other Blue Jays have been using steroids. Mind you, judging by the way they're playing, I think we're OK.

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

3 years

Dickerson and Cimber for Joe Panik. Sincerest kudos to Ross Atkins for keeping a straight face, while making that trade. #BlueJays

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

3 years

Now that Rafael Dolis is gone, Charlie Montoyo has one fewer option for when he wants to lose a baseball game on purpose. #BlueJays

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

3 years

Blue Jays: [win World Series] MLB Power Rakings: Meh...

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

4 months

Fire John Schneider after this game. And then Vladdy can dump a bucket of water on him or whatever. #BlueJays

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

3 months

Interesting. We haven't tried bad offense and bad defence at the same time. Maybe that's the key? Excited to see how it all works out.

Toronto Blue Jays

@BlueJays

3 months

Going for the series W! Join us:

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3 years

The Blue Jays should be playing in the NL Wildcard Game.

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@pwgfrank

3 months

I agree with Dan Shulman. A shirtless Kevin Kiermaier, singing the national anthems, is just what the doctor ordered. I know Dan didn't specify shirtless. Probably just forgot. #BlueJays

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

1 year

If Anthony Bass is so Christian, how come God made him suck so fucking much?

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@pwgfrank

3 years

The Blue Jays laughing at the salty Red Sox is a concept I can get behind.

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

1 year

I hate this team. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go vote all of them into the All Star Game. #BlueJays

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

3 years

You actually included him punching Jose Bautista in your tribute? God, you guys are such losers.

Texas Rangers

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3 years

Thank you, Rougie.

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Paul Frank

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5 years

Is it wrong to imagine Rougned Odor getting drilled by a 94mph Jose Bautista fastball? Because I totally wasn't doing that. Like, at all.

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

2 years

There was actually a time where I wanted to sign DJ LeMahieu over George Springer. Sorry, I should clarify something: I'm a moron. #BlueJays

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

2 years

If I understand correctly, the Blue Jays are close to signing Morgan Freeman!

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@pwgfrank

4 months

I'd like whoever initially decided to retire the homerun jacket jailed, please. @BlueJays

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

3 years

I know this may be a tad controversial. And I may very well lose followers. But I cannot be silent any longer: I love Alek Manoah. #BlueJays

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

4 years

Here's how I would have handled those last two plays, if I were Derek Fisher: 1. Retire from baseball. 2. Obtain medical degree. 3. Use medical powers to heal Teoscar Hernandez. #BlueJays

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

2 years

I don't wanna overreact here but we should probably sign Alek Manoah to some sort of fifty year deal ASAP. #BlueJays

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@pwgfrank

5 months

Seriously, fuck John Schneider. #BlueJays

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

28 days

If I'm being honest, I'm starting to worry about our playoff chances. #BlueJays

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

2 months

You can still save Canada Day by firing Ross Atkins. @BlueJays

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

2 years

Absolutely blows my mind that the Houston Astros traded us Teoscar Hernandez for a year of Disney Plus and half a pack of Belmonts. Or whatever the hell it was. #BlueJays

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@pwgfrank

5 months

Please fire Ross Atkins immediately and get this horseshit team off my field. If it's not too much trouble 😘 @BlueJays

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

5 years

Not only did Trevor Bauer throw that ball out of the ballpark, he then went back to the clubhouse and blocked Terry Francona on Twitter.

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

3 years

Kirk homering off Cole is some life-affirming shit. #BlueJays

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

3 years

I'm hearing that George Springer will be activated, if he meets the following criteria: - He gets eight hours of sleep - He knows all the words to One Week by Barenaked Ladies - He does a spot-on Johnny Carson impression - He slays a giant squid - He hosts SNL #BlueJays

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@pwgfrank

3 years

GREAT STRATEGY BY CHARLIE MONTOYO, TELLING GEORGE SPRINGER TO HIT A HOME RUN ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT #BlueJays

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

5 years

If the Blue Jays don't trade Stroman and Sanchez soon, they'll run the risk of accidentally being good this year.

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

2 years

This is like the worst baseball experience I've ever had. And I've been to Tropicana Field. @Apple

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@pwgfrank

3 years

YOU MAGNIFICENT, RELENTLESS RUN PRODUCING, PINEAPPLE HEADED FUCK #BlueJays

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

4 months

As important as it is for the Blue Jays to fire Ross Atkins, it's even more important that no team ever hires him again.

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@pwgfrank

4 months

And another thing! The fuck does "To The Core" even mean? Motherfuckers. #BlueJays

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

4 years

OK, I'm at the SkyDome. Where the hell is everyone?

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

5 years

Cherish every moment that this wonderful, silly man brings you.

Houston Astros

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5 years

Biagini spares no details.

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@pwgfrank

2 years

Sign Manoah to a fifteen year deal and his mom to a sixteen year deal, please. @BlueJays

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

6 years

Notable moments in Texas Rangers history: 1. One time Nolan Ryan punched a guy in the face. 2. One time Roughed Odor punched a guy in the face. 3. After that, it's basically just a bunch of errors and shit. #BlueJays

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@pwgfrank

3 years

Everyone's talking about the Field of Dreams game but nobody's even mentioned that the Blue Jays are playing where they filmed Angels in the Outfield.

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@pwgfrank

3 years

You know your favourite player? Vladimir Guerrero Jr is better than that player. #BlueJays

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

2 months

Remember when we signed Justin Turner and he was the fucking worst but we always batted him cleanup because we had that manager who was a total fucking moron who was not fired in a timely manner because we had that general manager who was an even bigger fucking moron? #BlueJays

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@pwgfrank

4 years

BREAKING: For the second year in a row, Vladimir Guerrero Jr will not be starting on Victoria Day.

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@pwgfrank

4 years

Danny Jansen just hit a grand slam so majestic, Reese McGuire watched it from a Dollar Tree parking lot. #BlueJays

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

2 years

Here's the thing about Mitch White: I hate him. #BlueJays

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

2 months

I have to admit, when the Blue Jays play in these Night Mode uniforms, they do a pretty good job of embodying the experience of a night out in Toronto. Way overhyped and ending in disappointment.

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

2 years

June 22, 2022: The day that all Blue Jays fans fell head over heels in love with Guillermo Martinez 😍

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

1 year

When Kevin Kiermaier said that we were going to October, I didn't realize he was referring to the inevitable passage of time and not the playoffs. That one's on me. #BlueJays

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

2 years

I'm gonna need a positive Kurt Suzuki update soon.

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

6 years

Just so we’re all clear: The losing pitcher was Trevor Bauer? That’s a shame. I feel bad for the losing pitcher, Trevor Bauer. Believe me, it brings me no joy to say that the losing pitcher was Trevor Bauer. It’ll be a long offseason for the losing pitcher. Trevor Bauer.

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@pwgfrank

4 months

I am so fucking sick of this shitty team. (See you tomorrow) #BlueJays

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

2 years

ALEJANDRO KIRK IS THE AMERICAN LEAGUE STARTING CATCHER IN THIS YEAR'S ALL STAR GAME AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO @Yankees

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Paul Frank

@pwgfrank

2 years

Lots of great items up for bid at this year's Jays Care Auction. 1. A foot race with Alejandro Kirk. 2. Eat a dolphin with Buck Martinez. 3. Feed Pat Tabler with an eyedropper. 4. Chase down an errant throw from Bo Bichette. 5. Wrestle Alek Manoah to the ground. #BlueJays

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3 years

Before I start swearing at the stupid Nationals, I just want to say thank you to the @BlueJays for an amazing season. Whatever happens over the next hour, it's been a blast. Love to all of you Twitter folk as well. Sincerely, Pee Dubya Gee Frank

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