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too cunt to cancel 🍹official spokesperson for House of Love cocktails 🍹 milk and cookies truther

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@puthywillow69
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3 months
I’ve been to afties like this. They think I’m queening with them… but in my mind, I’m observing monkeys with a typewriter seeing if any of them will write hamlet on accident.
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would you rather die or spend 30 minutes in a room with 5 twinks that talk like this
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@puthywillow69
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9 months
I love her use of different colors in her looks… the color of her tights, the color of her skin, and the color of her foundation.
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@puthywillow69
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9 months
Got bottom surgery 3 years ago today and immediately woke up and quoted Nicki Minaj
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@puthywillow69
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10 months
Corseted, padded, bodysuit stoned, face tape snatched, and in a double stacked wig.
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
2 years
I hate when the non queer barista makes my coffee, it’s always gross. Like hand the cup to my friend with the bleached brows NOW
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
9 months
@tsgrissom17 No, I only come for people who are hateful and nasty.
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@puthywillow69
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4 months
My drag sister opened for Chappell Roan tonight!!!??? I’m sooo proud of this bitch
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@puthywillow69
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1 year
Him: you better not be the winner of AS8 when I get there Me:
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@puthywillow69
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10 months
First minute of this episode
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
1 year
He’s Disney’s first gay character cause he’s in bed with another gloppy and if he was straight, he’d be in bed with a human woman
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white woman w/ a yelp account
1 year
where is this freak’s movie
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@puthywillow69
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3 months
@mewheniwheni So close! I’m actually a tranny 💜 hope this helps
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
2 years
Bridal parties have gotten a lot of hate in the drag community, but it’s time we shift focus to the true enemy. Coworkers on a night out
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@puthywillow69
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3 months
Was just pulled over cause I was too unclockable and didn’t see the sign.
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
2 years
PSA on drag etiquette: even if you are the most fun person in your office/friend group, an artists number is NOT about YOU. It’s about the performer. Do NOT BLOCK THEM FROM WALKING AROUND AND COLLECTING TIPS SO YOU CAN DANCE WITH THEM
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
11 months
Me breaking onto the dragula set to convince everyone to leave Jay Kay alone for one episode
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
9 months
Dawns long finger wag 😭😭
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
2 years
Clear boots with iron man socks, yay or nay?
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@puthywillow69
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6 months
Happy trans day of visibility. She is risen boots
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
11 months
This is so weird. If you wanna be fat for Halloween, put in the work year round like me!
@Linuxlicious
Linux
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This is how you win Halloween 😘
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@puthywillow69
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3 months
@ajjordanphoto Someone has to do it
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@puthywillow69
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2 years
I think I just got a gender affirming bob on drag race
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
2 years
Who tf made a 2 hour glee porno??
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
2 years
Literally everyone at the bar yelled “shoot” about Jax, wtf are these judges talking about
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
1 year
So close! This is actually a brand under capitalism.
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
1 year
Me at the Holiday Inn
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Atomic Annie
1 year
I am YOURS continental
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2 years
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1 year
Why is a trans body “lazy” in drag, but padding isn’t? Like one requires $$$ and surgery with long recovery time and one is a couch cushion under nude tights
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La Pepona
2 years
New trans flag just dropped
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
11 months
Saw you from across the bar and loved your vibe… Would you pour your drink on my friend here?
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@puthywillow69
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3 months
@mewheniwheni Were you devastated when Q got sent home?
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
11 months
1 hour till Dragula premiere!!
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La Pepona
11 months
Me when someone says they don’t like Joanne:
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
2 years
The most body positive thing you can do is not call fat people just existing body positive
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
6 months
Nobody knows how to use they/them pronouns till they’re talking about a trans woman…
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
4 months
@ajjordanphoto Detransing next year to compete as a dyslexic twink
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
1 year
Everyone talking about 10s like that’s not Cameron Van Buren
@bratphob
juliet ☆
1 year
20s is in hell
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@puthywillow69
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6 months
So what now?
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@supercalifaggy
babyphatjizzragg
9 months
When the FFS appt ma, wake that tea up
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
2 years
Is that 40 inches??? @hotnmessi
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@puthywillow69
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10 months
Me rn:
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
2 months
French manicure wipe away the residue
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
2 years
We don’t talk about how pretty I am enough
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
2 years
Is Piper the first queen to perform I’m so Hot by Chrissy Chlapecka???
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
2 years
I got a sex change :/ get somebody else to do it
@mister_ade5
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2 years
Dear 1998, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002 and 2003. It’s time for your first child 👦
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@puthywillow69
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1 year
@TheKandyMuse Did somebody say house of love cocktails?
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
2 years
You know I had to hop on the trend 🤪
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
2 years
I love that in BK, queer performers are the main event and not the pre show to a cis circuit gay sex party
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
5 months
Bad bitches wake up from bottom surgery and quote Nicki!!
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@blizzy_mcguire
isabella
5 months
Ain't no miles on this here new body...
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
9 months
Me when I’m blackout drunk:
@upuntil_dawn
Dawn 🌙
9 months
I think I should start tweeting
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
10 months
“Am I a drag race fan!? Pull up in the Sri Lanka!” 😭
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
1 year
Sorry, not sorry, not going to care about Jaykay falling off stage because I grew up with an alcoholic abusive father in constant state of distress. Hearing the key in the door every evening was my own "Jaykay falling off stage” for almost 20 years.
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
6 months
The year is 1991. I’m about to clock into my shift at the MAC counter to sell the fuck out of some Spice lip liner
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
2 years
Bertha is soooooo
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
10 months
@upuntil_dawn Is there a worse 4th option?
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La Pepona
1 year
Me after a long day at the CFA tranny semen farm;
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
1 year
@missmaamshe KILL JOHN LENNON KILL JOHN LENNON
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
6 months
Recovering from ffs in the most gorgeous place I’ve ever been to
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
1 year
I have sensitive information that could lead to the arrest of the hilarious Ross Mathews
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
1 year
Rupaul: what would you like to tell 4 year old Gemma? Tiffany Pollard: Pretty much I would let Gemma know that she is a fat cunt
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
1 year
Me taking away opportunities from women 😍
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@Riley_Gaines_
Riley Gaines
1 year
"Our daughters future can be anything they want it to be" Unlesssss a man puts on a women's swim suit and decides he wants to take those opportunities. Then we'll call him brave, applaud him, and watch as you're violated, humiliated, and belittled.
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La Pepona
1 year
Twitter is trying to silence me
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
2 years
I HAVE TO BE THE CENTER OF ATTENTION
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
11 months
FFS is scheduled 😚 why is my surgeon kinda hot
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
2 years
Before and after I got in trouble with zava
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
2 years
Bars are so smart for putting a big mirror behind the bar cause idc how long it takes to take my order if I get to stare at my reflection
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
6 months
Diva tried to piss in the mother toilet but couldn’t reach the seat
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
2 years
⚠️ BREAKING NEWS ⚠️: the rosemont replaced the seat cushions 🤯
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
6 months
I legit assumed the earthquake tweets were jokes about something cunty Julie J did and I’d see a video later explaining it
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
5 months
Woman who didn’t clock me in the bathroom started yapping about how you never who is a real woman and I was like “yes girl!! They can be anywhere. It’s scary out there!”
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
11 months
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@JayKay_BK
jay “RECAPITATION” kay ✨
11 months
trust men or be team jay kay
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
9 months
this is also my alibi for the insurrection!! I was not there!!
@puthywillow69
La Pepona
9 months
Got bottom surgery 3 years ago today and immediately woke up and quoted Nicki Minaj
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8 months
Dawn that is blue
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
1 year
🤣🤣🤣🤣 if you going to compare at least use my drag pics lmfaooo
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1 year
Madonna stuns in new selfie 😍
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
2 years
Nightgowns is tonight!!! I’m literally sooooooo excited to watch yalls IG stories later
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2 years
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2 months
Kamala started the FIRST reentry program to give first time drug offenders college education and job training instead of jail time and expunged their records IN 2004!! Less than 10% of people in the program reoffended.
@vol08dawg
🇧🇩🐻 ‎الزبير
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guys kamala is a cop, not just a meme. a cop. a cop.
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@puthywillow69
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3 months
I won a girthy veiny uncut dildo at a party last week and lost it and spent the rest of the party accusing people of taking it and telling them to squat and cough. Just found it and now I’m so embarrassed.
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
1 year
I think travel advisories are actually important, but jokes are absolutely in bad taste. We need to create more mutual aid for Floridians who need asylum. and as pride month approaches, pressure corporations to help fund them.
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@puthywillow69
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2 years
I’ve had one of the hardest years of my life this year, and I can’t even be upset about it or say it’s been the worst year of my life because I’ve made so many amazing friends. Love y’all fr fr
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La Pepona
2 years
“Wow the little snack area” is SENDING ME
@mascarayde
ray ✨
2 years
they really live in their own world and i’m fully obsessed with it 😭
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@puthywillow69
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2 years
I just number 2ed at the rosemont, cause when you’re here, you’re family 💕
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
2 years
Still can’t believe someone walked up to me at Bushwig and said “I know who you are, you bully the girls on tiktok! Big fan.”
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
2 years
In and out 💕
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@Poniiboi
🩸𝕊𝕙𝕠𝕨ℙ𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕚 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕤𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕪🩸
2 years
✨In and out of drag✨
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2 years
dear drag queens with huge comedy breastplates: Mommy?
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La Pepona
11 months
When Lenny Kravitz is alive and well? 🤔
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@PopBase
Pop Base
11 months
People has named Patrick Dempsey the Sexiest Man Alive of 2023.
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@puthywillow69
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2 years
My favs performing a brand new set. Me:
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La Pepona
1 year
Elle Goulding reveals she doesn’t believe Troye Sivan is a top “I know a power bottom when I see one” she told reporters
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La Pepona
1 year
You would love the rosemont
@irenethealien
Irene “The Alien” Dubois
1 year
What if instead of lip syncing, drag queens just kissed 🥺
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
1 year
Breaking News!! In a shocking turn of events, Emma Roberts (who has never gotten good PR) is a bad person
@AHS_Source
American Horror Source
1 year
Angelica Ross claims on Instagram live that Emma Roberts was insufferable to work with on set of ‘AHS:1984’. According to Ross she was misgendered by Emma and referred to as “not a lady”, and also joked about abusing Evan Peters.
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
2 years
If we all work together, we can get Sherry Poppins banned from Insta too
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
2 years
The photo in question lmao
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@itspipernyc
✨ piper ✨
2 years
@ajjordanphoto Literally! I think my fave is zava photographing willow’s corpse
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
10 months
In my experience, most twinks actually have vaginas
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La Pepona
2 years
Me after telling everyone I was going to cmon, Rosemont, and their afters tonight
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La Pepona
2 years
JayKay saw me tweet about wanting to fuck the Rotisserie chicken man, then saw a tweet about me thinking JayKay was hot. THEN went on stage and ate a rotisserie chicken, is that flirting??
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
5 months
Bartender: who peed all over the floor!? Me: that’s that me, espresso Awkwafina: what is you talmbout? Carrie: big is moving to Paris.
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@puthywillow69
La Pepona
1 year
🚨 DL men 🚨 turn off your second phone tomorrow!!
@Dexerto
Dexerto
1 year
All cell phones in the U.S will play an extremely loud sound on Wednesday as part of a nationwide emergency alert test
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@puthywillow69
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2 months
Y’all need to let the revolution thing go. Y’all couldn’t organize a proper boycott on the right companies even when a list was provided to you and I KNOW yall can’t shoot a gun
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