isabelle 🦂 @purrmaidx Twitter profile

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isabelle 🦂

@purrmaidx

10 months

There’s a darkness at the heart of my love

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1 year

Why the fuck do losers keep asking if their shows are appropriate for kids as though it’s Tweenies on Tour? Take your kids to Disney on Ice and shut the fuck up. Not everything has to be sanitised for children.

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2 years

Grow up

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2 months

@JoeyMannarinoUS “I wouldn’t fuck this person therefore they are bad” Good fucking god shut up

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3 years

@Rhiani @CostaCoffee Yeah they really made it unclear …

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6 years

All the boys in the #LoveIsland tag shaming girls for body counts over 10 but making no comment on Adams supposed 200?? Absolute solid logic there huns drag yourselves into the century yeah.

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1 year

When can we establish that ‘proof of address’ is an outdated request. Literally not a thing comes to my door. Mortgage, bills, all online cos it’s not the 80s. Stop making me request PDF bank statements that look like posted letters and just allow digital 💀

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5 years

@anayanicole3 Name the thing that it’s taking away. Like I need you to tell me how we will be disadvantaged in any way after this change.

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1 year

@r_zonnyyyy Oh dear that sounds terrible for you. How will you recover do you think?

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1 year

@rxchel97 Literally refer back to original tweet? What are you saying? Kids could literally search for porn and click the yes im over 18 button. Sam isn’t a children’s performer. It’s on parents. Not the rest of the world.

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4 years

@utdcarlll @thfccharlotte @N17ewan People take their own lives as a result of mental health and you are doubtful that it can lead a person to have less than ideal personal hygiene?

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6 years

@DionneMoran99 “More nicer”

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6 years

I am lost for words that women like this are out here existing like ??? Wow.

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1 year

@BWalsh__ Literally this!!! So much swearing, sexual themes, themes of drugs and alcohol, etc seem to fly under a radar when the artist isn’t queer or stereotypically attractive.

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1 year

@JD35im Do you think parents can’t take 3 seconds to look up an artist before taking their kids to their show? Is it impossible to look at footage of previous concerts? Unfathomable to listen to their lyrics? Behave. Someone’s kids aren’t everyone’s problem.

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1 year

@CharlCharr Accessible? Children just turning up on their own? Or are their parents taking them and then screaming about it? It’s on the parents and absolutely nobody else.

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2 months

@JoeyMannarinoUS Textbook response. But no worries dude my husband got that covered. Stay crying.

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2 years

@chunkyboyjames @RepublicStaff What an empty statement. He was born by absolute luck into some fancy family so we have to just accept that it’s okay for that fancy family to be exempt while others struggle? Shut up.

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2 years

@LozBlake Can’t believe I’ve been single handedly underfunding the NHS

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2 years

@M_9570 @LoveIsland To stir the pot? To make the ones who don’t leave feel vulnerable? To shake up what they perceive as the public opinion? To add to the drama of the TV show designed to entertain? Hahaha

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6 years

[screams in gay]

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1 year

@FeeYO8 “I don’t like it therefore it’s nasty and nobody should like it” Weird.

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2 years

@DAZM6988 If me and your Mrs ever decide to pay our tax this country will be back on its feet in no time.

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1 year

@missireri Nah but OG Ella was poking the bear for no reason. I liked Ella B in this moment for the sass

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1 year

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4 years

Throwback to the 1950s exercise videos. Didn’t we learn this stuff doesn’t work like every decade since?

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4 years

This rolling machine helps you get into shape

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3 months

Photo of people GRINNING while holding the knock off Crocs and Lush gift sets they robbed are actually boiling my piss. You looted. You rioted. You couldn’t even name the girls from Southport who were stabbed while dancing. I’m so furious 😭😭

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1 year

@afcsally @LoveIsland Lol me when I lie ^

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2 years

@MmmkMerlin @chxse999x @Chilewhathehell @greatestptl Why you on his dick bro? Sad and weird

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1 year

@rxchel97 Porn is restricted by the button they can click. It’s not Sam’s job to be kid friendly. It’s a parents job to parent their kids within their own boundaries. Under your notion here no artist at all should have adult themes in case kids came across them. It’s not for kids.

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1 year

Hi nerds. It’s only 5 weeks till my wedding and I think I’ve put on 3kg of just sangria and bread so wish me luck.

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1 year

Happy 3rd birthday to this tweet. Never gets any less wild to look back on.

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4 years

Some guy on tinder is talking to me about houseplants and I don’t think he realises that that’s it for him now. We’re in a relationship

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1 year

@Trinity_lw “Ella can overlook consensual sex but not being unfaithful?!” Uh bestie

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1 year

@pruley5 @CharlCharr “Never mind the children. Nobody should do this thing because I personally don’t think much of it” Friend pls. You sound so obtuse. Let people enjoy things. I don’t care for it. But to say people SHOULDN’T is lame. Grow up.

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1 year

I didn’t have to serve this hard on my wedding day but it would’ve been rude not to

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7 months

@ashawolves @oldenoughtosay @Carlolso The story isn’t at all far fetched.

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1 year

Ibiza views are unmatched

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2 months

The amount of aggressively boring ‘lads’ who have quoted this with some joke about payday being soon is embarrassing. Someone who’s 10 years clean was once 1,2,3…11 days clean. Fucking support people’s victories you wrong uns. Get that sobriety, queen 🖤

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1 year

@BrianBoru941 Your morals aren’t everyone’s morals friend. That’s not how things work.

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2 years

@LivingLifeAsLu Idk man I’m not a fan but we used to officially name people Fanny and Titty so names just be evolving init

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@purrmaidx

5 years

@_WheresWaldo @MrPhallicFruit @DudleyS05621036 Name one single thing that you’re losing out on by menstrual product companies changing their packaging. Name literally one thing.

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1 year

@zoehannahgrace_ @septimusajprime After Ella skipped in front for the shower and sassily asked if she was the youngest and said she “can tell” Both said stuff!

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@purrmaidx

3 years

Anyway so, that guy from @Tinder is my fiancé now

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@purrmaidx

4 years

Some guy on tinder is talking to me about houseplants and I don’t think he realises that that’s it for him now. We’re in a relationship

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5 years

@214bert @jaemmmmmm @bebeg___

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1 year

@spanther22 @moneymikesffs @anon_opin So then that person stays till 5. Checks out. Cleaners clean. Room available at 7. Person checks out. Cleaners clean. Room available at 9pm. Person checks out. Cleaners. Available 11pm…don’t be silly

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2 years

@leofitzslover Something about this feels chronically online

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@purrmaidx

4 years

Face ID not recognising me whilst wearing my mask is my most pathetic first world problem right now.

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5 years

Trans men who identify as male but haven’t had/don’t yet want/can not afford their bottom surgery will still menstruate. I’m not insecure enough in my womanhood to try to invalidate that just because I bleed too. It literally doesn’t impact me at all. Up the shut fuck.

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PEOPLE don't get periods. Women do. PEOPLE don't get pregnant. Women do. PEOPLE don't breastfeed. Women do. Being FEMALE is not a "feeling". It isn't frilly dresses, high heels, long hair & make up. I'm sick of seeing my sex erased & trivialized to accommodate everyone else.

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4 months

Why the fuck has my Wordle suddenly gone behind the NYT pay wall are you JOKING

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1 year

@shortdoggie626 Loooool what? My Twitter is a combination of love island spam, complaining about being hungry, photos of my comments and random shit. This is my nonsense heap. I do not have this thought process nor did I expect this random tweet to get traction loooooool

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4 years

I am absolutely stunned. Nobody else could ever. ??? Step on me.

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1 year

We are so sore and swollen lads. Gonna be a rough night.

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1 year

@sarahdes95 Is it a shock? I’ve never been anywhere near one of their concerts nor do I listen to their music but I have a good idea what their concert would look like. Seems pretty easy to know beforehand if you take 3 seconds to look. Nobody’s issue but the individuals.

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@purrmaidx

5 years

You ever see someone online and be like “yeah I feel like I’d have a fucking awesome time with this person if we were irl friends” ??

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3 years

@Caitlinldrake @Kush_Pizza @bilzyb Bro this argument is toxic because it is exactly what is said to women who have abortions and used to shame them. We all know protection fails. Argue your case with better narratives please because this one ain’t it.

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1 year

I looked hella cute for work today. Feels weird knowing today was my last day but I’ll be back at the exact same desk tomorrow just with a different job title and role completely 😂

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2 years

@OpinionatedMeme @Esqueer_ Children aren’t property. Parents aren’t good and decent people by default.

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1 year

@n4bihaa @LazarusKumi Lots of people have mentioned the age thing multiple times. You seeing it for the first time now doesn’t mean nobody has said it before nor would it negate the issue itself

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4 years

@JeanHatchet @superdrug Hey @superdrug ignore Jean, they’re a snowflake. Most of us are happy to buy the products we need knowing that we and others need them equally. You’re doing great, sweeties x

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1 year

@JackCBellamy18 Exactly. Sure kids are exposed to some mainstream pop culture but that’s on the parents to monitor. Not the rest of the world looool

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6 years

Never fails to amaze and astound me. Gosh.

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1 year

@Loganthomson07 I too hate it when [checks notes] …families have silly goofy fun without caring that some strangers on the internet might find it cringe. Let people have fun

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6 years

Hi I’m in love

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4 years

Will I ever stop being obsessed with this woman? Stay tuned for the next episode of Absolutely Not

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6 years

Getting my @GothCharlotte tshirt in the post this week was definitely a highlight. So I did a mini photo session.

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1 year

@r_zonnyyyy As admirable as can be! Gotta get that money to give our families the lives they deserve init.

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5 years

@breathinz Get (and I can’t stress this enough) a hobby

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1 year

@Btn_EHT And my point is that it’s not everyone’s problem and the world doesn’t have to be sanitised because a kid might be there.

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2 years

@prosediva @AngelaS35676572 @ask_aubry Uh yes it can be necessary. The human body isn’t flawless and doesn’t always do as it should. Some women do not produce enough and their body needs a boost. Especially after a C where the body sometimes ‘doesn’t realise’ that it has given birth.

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3 years

It’s a ‘joke’ until it’s not. Even in the face of war some men just can’t not be absolutely disgusting and dehumanising to women. I actually feel a bit sick.

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4 months

If you voted Reform today please unfollow me. I’m being so deadly serious. I don’t want to live in an echo chamber, but I have no interest having actual cvnts in my inner circles.

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2 years

Tinder. He messaged me telling me he didn’t have pets (my bio asked) but he has a Psyduck plush. Now we raise a 3 foot Psyduck together

Inari NOT Briana .

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2 years

Couples… don’t all speak at once but… how did you meet your other half? Indulge me I’m a romantic!

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6 years

Imagine taking me for granted ??? Not only am I fuckin lovely with a heart full of love but my hips could ruin your life or make your dreams come true.

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2 years

@forestforever11 @SkyNews So let’s race each other to the bottom because other people earn less? £27K is not enough.

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1 year

@realreysanchez @PopCrave @Allure_magazine Get well soon

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2 months

@joMama04269 @JoeyMannarinoUS I’ll pass those on to him just as soon as you wash your ass.

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3 years

@bilzyb Unpopular opinion but if the guy has said beforehand or when they find out they’re pregnant early on that he doesn’t want to be a dad he should be allowed to bow out and the woman exercise her choice whether to continue alone or terminate the pregnancy. Choice is key.

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1 year

Obligatory throwback to this tweet to congratulate @cal92scho on being upgraded from “some guy” to husband.

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4 years

Some guy on tinder is talking to me about houseplants and I don’t think he realises that that’s it for him now. We’re in a relationship

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Doing the Memory Walk on my own was a terrible decision and all I’ve done most of the morning is cry. But a nice lady gave me a tissue and a blueberry muffin and said I can walk with her and her family if I wanted so that was lovely.

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6 years

@jordansinclairr What sort of weird mental gymnastics made you think this an opportunity to be transphobic you absolute cabbage?

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1 year

Got lost in Manc so booked Uber. Could hear a car beeping but wasn’t sure where it was then heard a workman shout “she’s fucking blind you cunt don’t beep at her like that” and then my Uber pulled up 😂😂 Beeping at someone with a white stick. Let me use echolocation one sec

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1 year

@kiltie9 @megzmoz Yeah she did. And she chose living. Thanks for clearing that one up.

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4 years

@fk_1885 Yeah you’re right. GPDR sub section 7 actually reads “this doesn’t apply if you’re sexy lol x” And this actually isn’t a breach of patient confidentiality. Nailed it hun.

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1 year

Cute and soft

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1 year

@copeyyyy1 No, i mean what I said

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4 years

@utdcarlll @thfccharlotte @N17ewan That literally isn’t relevant in this context? Please raise your awareness levels on this subject before speaking on it again.

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1 year

@FeeYO8 They’re just doing whatever. It not being to your tastes isn’t an objective criticism on their approach to their music. It’s just your opinion. People clearly do like what they do or they wouldn’t be still popular

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5 years

Excuse me while I fall in love

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1 year

@fraser_oakbro Who was arguing with me? I’ve quote tweeted some random person. There was no argument to lose. Good one though. A real zinger.

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1 year

I do it for Him

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1 year

I’m case you’re wondering if my hen night was a classy affair. Yes.

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1 year

@DaveClift_ Person who replies with this statement. Says it all.

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1 year

Too scared to tell my manager I’ve been offered a new job I wanna accept because I’ve only been here 3 weeks, everyone is lovely and me leaving is going to inconvenience everyone and that gives me GUILTY feelings

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5 months

Throwing milkshake at an old white man gets quicker justice than any range of violence against women. And that’s bullshit tbh

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@CrimeLdn

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Victoria Thomas Bowen, 25, has been charged with assault by beating and criminal damage after a milkshake was thrown at Nigel Farage in Clacton, Essex yesterday.

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2 years

Consent to sex isn’t consent to pregnancy in the same way that consent to swimming isn’t consent to drowning.

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@purrmaidx

5 years

@Nigel_Tufnel92 @ellorysmith @Gaby_Moss Nigel. You haven’t actually tweeted since 2013 when it was to RT some porn. Stop replying to a bunch of pro-choice tweets with your garbage to rile people up. It’s not edgy. It’s sad.

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2 years

@BigBhoy18881 @Dawesomedawson “Reproductive organs” are body parts. They could hurt those body parts if they fall off a slide or something. Or they could have pain that needs medical check ups. If they can’t identify that it could be problematic. Your line of thinking is oddly skewed.

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3 years

Finally starting to feel real now that we’ve been able to tell friends and smother it all over social media. MY BEST FRIEND ASKED ME TO MARRY THEM AND I SAID YES!

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1 year

Thank you to everyone who made last night so special. I’ve never wanted to throw a party for myself because I’m scared nobody comes so walking in to a room of amazing people happy to see me was wonderful This is hen-o-ween.

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