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Feral philosopher. Chaos fairy. I smell nice :)

Joined December 2021
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@pullovergirl
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3 years
fascinating, please tell me more
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@pullovergirl
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@pullovergirl
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5 months
I came to Newcastle College today specifically to spend my Weimar Republic banknotes and I can't believe they'd fuck me over like this
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@pullovergirl
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7 months
Happy international women's day x
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@pullovergirl
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9 months
still really need to get around to reading danny dyer's autobiography
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@pullovergirl
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2 years
Thursday
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@pullovergirl
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2 years
One of my neighbours has put the wrong bin out and half the street has copied them. Absolute chaos
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@pullovergirl
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2 years
Friday
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@pullovergirl
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Wednesday
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@pullovergirl
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9 months
Thought I'd check out fb marketplace for some last minute gift ideas
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@pullovergirl
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7 months
Me at the staff meeting during a serious bit about to ask if I can have a biscuit
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@pullovergirl
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5 months
This has ruined my morning
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@pullovergirl
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4 months
Friday
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@pullovergirl
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9 months
Good evening
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@pullovergirl
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3 years
see also: 'these passwords do not match' I'M STILL FUCKING TYPING
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@pullovergirl
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5 months
Went to mcdonalds in South Shields and they have a poster up warning people not to chin the seagulls if they steal your mcnuggets
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@pullovergirl
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2 years
Roses are red Some dogs are lurchers
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@pullovergirl
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10 months
My sister, with whom I haven't been in touch since 2010, has just become a grandmother. She's 34. Would it be really inappropriate to send her a message on facebook just saying 'lol'?
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@pullovergirl
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3 years
i have a philosophy degree
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@pullovergirl
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5 months
Decided to take everyone's advice and just stop being anxious. Can't believe I didn't try it sooner
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@pullovergirl
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6 months
Got called in to see the headteacher earlier so obviously assumed I was going to get sacked but instead I got offered a permanent contract 3 months before this one even ended 🥹
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@pullovergirl
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3 years
hi
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@pullovergirl
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8 months
behold my greatest achievement
@pullovergirl
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3 years
breakfast
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3 years
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@pullovergirl
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5 months
I'm never going to get used to this
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@pullovergirl
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7 months
Finished putting together my half-arsed Where's Wally costume for tomorrow and my daughter asked why I'm dressed as a Sunderland supporter 😭
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@pullovergirl
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3 years
I would absolutely drink this
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@pullovergirl
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6 months
This prick turned 12 today and celebrated by throwing up on the stairs
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@pullovergirl
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11 months
Byker is literally as bleak as you imagine it to be
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@pullovergirl
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2 years
Was anyone else made to gargle with TCP as a child or did I just constantly get trolled by my grandparents?
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@pullovergirl
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5 months
@thomaswilliams And then asking for your student discount 😭
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@pullovergirl
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10 months
The year my life fell apart completely and I lost absolutely everything I decided to spend Christmas camping in the Lake District, just me, an equally sad friend and his dog. I spent Christmas Day walking up Helvellyn and not thinking about anything and it was wonderful
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@pullovergirl
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3 years
I just called the vet. Somehow forgot the word 'neuter', panicked because I didn't want to say 'ballbag' or 'nutsack' to a professional adult and non-ironically said 'trouble puffs' instead
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@pullovergirl
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3 years
When you look in your DMs
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@pullovergirl
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10 months
Me checking my DM requests
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@pullovergirl
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3 years
Somebody bought me these to cheer me up but I don't even fucking like voles
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@pullovergirl
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3 years
@Wee_Insomniac @Ktmoodles I wish I had a thoughtful looking cat. My cat looks like this - I think he's broken
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@pullovergirl
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He once turned up to my school assembly in a suit and my mum was like 'hahaha you due in court' thinking she was funny but the joke was on her because he was due in court for armed robbery
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Brag about your DAD.
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@pullovergirl
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2 years
what the fuck have i just watched
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@pullovergirl
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3 years
Roses are red Panthers are sleek
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@pullovergirl
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3 years
hope everyone back at work has a fun first day back
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@pullovergirl
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3 years
just saw your boyfriend at the deli counter
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@pullovergirl
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8 months
Monday
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@pullovergirl
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7 months
This cat's been watching too much porn
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@pullovergirl
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5 months
This time last year I spent a week in bed not talking to anyone and just watching rug cleaning videos. I'm not doing great, but I'm definitely doing better
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@pullovergirl
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25 days
My cat just passed away. Completely suddenly, just collapsed in the garden.
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3 years
breakfast
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@pullovergirl
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Tuesday
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@pullovergirl
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2 months
Posted a banger in the work group chat
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@pullovergirl
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9 months
This is worse than a 'live, laugh, love' mat
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@pullovergirl
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4 months
I did it! 🥳
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@pullovergirl
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3 years
In case anyone wondered which school mum clique I'm part of, I've just been having a lovely chat with a woman my age who has 10 kids and a mum whose husband and son were jailed for a shooting that revolved around said husband shagging someone else's very young girlfriend
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@pullovergirl
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2 years
oh no my onions have sprouted
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@pullovergirl
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2 years
Might just start a thread of pictures with which I have no fucking clue what to do but someone else might want to steal
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@pullovergirl
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7 months
Accidentally took the most cursed photo of my cat last night
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@pullovergirl
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10 months
I got someone I don't like for my work secret santa. What do you get someone who has no personality? £10 limit
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@pullovergirl
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2 years
Some of the best accounts on here have hardly any followers. Anyone who only talks to people on here if they're "popular" is a fucking idiot
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Wednesday
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@pullovergirl
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4 months
I'm gonna regret this
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@pullovergirl
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3 years
oh and I finally figured out wtf an nft is
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@pullovergirl
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10 months
me when I first joined twitter vs me now
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@pullovergirl
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9 months
My hair has gone a bit yellow, my eyeliner has gone a bit Winehouse and I've gone for a lie down because I need to get out of the way but I'm getting through this so yay ✨
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2 months
@alexandrakuri Arggghhh this one and 'on accident' do my fucking head in
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2 years
"we met in the queue"
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He was the best cat.
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3 years
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@pullovergirl
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3 months
I still have a job in September 🥹 They can only extend my contract until Christmas for now, but extra funding should have come in by then to keep me on for longer
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@pullovergirl
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22 days
Actually can't deal with watching someone document their emotional abuse of their kid on here anymore
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@pullovergirl
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6 months
Easter is shit if you're not a big fan of chocolate. Why can't they do eggs full of crisps and dip or something. Sort it out
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@pullovergirl
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2 years
good morning
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@pullovergirl
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2 years
goodnight x
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2 years
Can't wait to get to 1000 followers so all the people on here who won't talk to anyone with less than 1000 followers will start talking to me and I can block the stupid cunts
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@pullovergirl
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2 months
My dad died during the night. He passed away peacefully in his sleep.
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@pullovergirl
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9 months
Please don't bring my KFC on a bicycle in a storm 😭😭😭
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@pullovergirl
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He used to sleep on me like this. He didn't care he was too heavy
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@pullovergirl
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3 years
👀
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@pullovergirl
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3 years
hi i'm johnny knoxville, welcome to jackass
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Everyone tweeting about politics atm
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@pullovergirl
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6 months
I just saw someone slip on a banana skin. Nice to see people paying homage to the classics
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7 months
Don't forget to get her something nice tomorrow 🥰
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@pullovergirl
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2 months
Made you a sandwich x
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@pullovergirl
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3 years
goodnight
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@pullovergirl
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2 months
I'm back home, no idea what's wrong but it's nothing serious enough to keep me in. Blood tests normal, x-ray normal, ECG showed my ectopic beats are getting much more frequent but it's nothing imminently dangerous. I feel awful for worrying everyone but I guess at least I'm okay
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@pullovergirl
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It's my daughter's twelfth birthday today. She spent most of it trying to look cool in front of her mates by sassing me and generally acting like a dick. I miss her being like this tbqhwy
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@pullovergirl
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@JamesCowans Their loss mate x
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@pullovergirl
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3 years
hello
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@pullovergirl
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4 months
Everyone keep your fingers crossed my liver and kidneys pass the test this time because I've heard if you fail three blood tests in a row they just call dignitas
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@pullovergirl
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9 months
Really don't want porn ads. If I want to look at porn then I'll look at porn like a normal person. Except for the other night when pornhub told me what I was looking for was illegal and I needed to log off and seek help but other than that, exactly like a normal person.
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@pullovergirl
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Some of you are really lovely, you know? I mean, some of you are awful and I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire but some of you are just genuinely really fucking amazing people and I'm very grateful you live in my phone x
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2 years
the four different types of social anxiety
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I see someone's written a book about all my ex-boyfriends
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I need a coffee
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Good evening
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@pullovergirl
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2 years
Child just dragged me outside to show me where she's drawn Sid from Ice Age on the fence
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@pullovergirl
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3 years
My child decided to have a play on the chimney sweep exhibit but somehow it just looks like she's having a religious experience
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